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[Miss MaryHinge]

Hello guys,

I thought this might be the best place to post this query but if not, suggest a more appropriate thread please.

I'm planning my third visit to LOS for August, mainly for Bkk but also want to check out Chaing Mai.

Hopefully the Thai Pass will be phased out by then but I imagine some kind of testing will still be in place for entry.

FWIW I've been double vaxxed plus booster plus a covid recovery certificate (which is set to expire toward the end of Aug. Damn!).

What're the opinions here on mongering and the need to test negative before flying and / or for the return destination country? How are other visitors handling the negative testing requirement after a period of enforced intimacy?

[Mr Enternational]

Planing my first trip to Pattaya and wondering about how many lady drinks you typically by at a beer bar before you go on a short time? Just in generally, I understand that it isn't any exact number but wondering if it's more like 3 or closer to 10.

Zero. But feel free to buy 100. Are you there to fuck or to buy watered down apple juice for chicks?

[DropKickPanda]

Planing my first trip to Pattaya and wondering about how many lady drinks you typically by at a beer bar before you go on a short time? Just in generally, I understand that it isn't any exact number but wondering if it's more like 3 or closer to 10.

[Banana Boi]

I always found the biggest challenge with those boxes and programs is live streaming big deal sports events or live streaming services like HBO, Showtime, etc. It can be done but often it is not reliable. Lots of drop outs and glitches at bad times.

The Minit box doesn't sound like a Ubox then. With Ubox you can smoothly live stream basically any sports broadcast that is being shown anywhere in the world. Even many sports I had never seen before. You can live steam HBO, Showtime and any other channels. ABC, CBS, NBC, Fox etc are all broadcast live. For instance I watched The Matrix Resurrection the day it was released on HBO. All movies on Netflix, Prime, Disney, etc. Only issue with the movies is they are 480-1080 p and not 4/8 k. You never have to update anything. The Ubox does all the updating and it's all free after you buy the box. I bought my ubox in Hong Kong just pre-COVID. It was definitely more expensive than the prices you quoted for the Minit box.

[EihTooms]

I do not know what ubox is, but my buddy sells Minix boxes. Sounds like the same thing. I am not sure how much now. I think they used to be 4,000 baht.

Minix Boxes are still available and sold legally and openly in places like iPlus on the 4th floor of Fortune Town Mall at MRT Phra Ram 9 or their other store on, I think, the 2nd floor and elsewhere. And there are a lot of other brands available now too. The guys there will help to pre-install Kodi and whatever the latest programs are that will help get you what you want. Prices probably start about 3,000 baht for the lower end but I would go up to about 6,000 baht for the best ones with the better Wi-Fi reception and often clearer, more user-friendly interface.

My two favorite programs for watching just about any news source, tv show or movie I want and in very good pic and sound quality are LiveNetTV and CinemaHD Free v. 2. They will install those in those boxes for you and any other new or better ones I don't even know about for now. However, you don't really need a media streaming box like Minix to install those programs. It's just that watching stuff on your flatscreen tv in your room is much easier and more comfortable from a media streaming box than mirroring it from your phone onto the tv or just watching things on your phone or tablet. But they can be installed on a phone, tablet or computer without a media streaming box. Just make sure you download and install them from their Official "official" site and not from some third party site.

One note about those two great free TV and movie programs I mentioned above, if you have Android TV already integrated into your new big flat screen TV, which is nice and I use it all the time to watch Netflix and other apps, you should know that many programs like those can't be installed and downloaded into Android TV. See, Android TV is not the same and plain old Android. It is something specially designed to be installed or added to certain TV brands like Sony. You can download things into it, which is what makes it superior to simple Smart TV formats with things like Netflix and YouTube already installed in them. But you can't download and install just anything and everything from the Google Play Store or elsewhere on the 'net the way you can with your smartphone, tablet or computer. Many programs and apps are blocked from installation into the Android TV format. And, sure enough, LiveNetTV and CinemaHD Free v. 2 are two of those blocked programs.

That's where the Minix Box or some other good media streaming box comes in handy to watch those things on your living room TV. Those boxes allow you to download and install anything and everything on the 'net. And then you can watch what you want from your couch or bed controlling it from the included remote or, as I do, with a wireless mouse just like you would on a computer screen.

I always found the biggest challenge with those boxes and programs is live streaming big deal sports events or live streaming services like HBO, Showtime, etc. It can be done but often it is not reliable. Lots of drop outs and glitches at bad times. Time-shifting and watching those events or any shows you want after the fact is much easier and better in my experience. Bear in mind, we're talking about watching things for free here. If you're paying for a sports streaming service or HBO and so on, they would probably live stream fine all the time I suppose.

BTW, anyone into Roku, Roku Boxes work fine here too with only some channels blocked or "Not available in your country at this time" and can be bought at a projector shop that is also in Fortune Town Mall found on the 4th floor at the Lotus', formerly Tesco Lotus, end of the mall. They have them on display in the window. They are more expensive to buy in Thailand than in the USA, like double the cost. But trying to order one on Amazon to be shipped to Thailand can be a pain and cost you even more or about as much if it can be delivered at all because, for whatever reason, Customs might consider that little box a "Television", which can't be imported into Thailand unless you have a retail license to sell televisions. That's why those shops charge double for them.

[Mr Enternational]

Do they sell ubox in Thailand and, more importantly, does it work there? Mainly interested in the 100s of sports channels from USA, Canada, Japan, and UK.

If not, any alternatives to get 1000's of channels in Thailand for free?

I do not know what ubox is, but my buddy sells Minix boxes. Sounds like the same thing. I am not sure how much now. I think they used to be 4,000 baht.

[Banana Boi]

Do they sell ubox in Thailand and, more importantly, does it work there? Mainly interested in the 100s of sports channels from USA, Canada, Japan, and UK.

If not, any alternatives to get 1000's of channels in Thailand for free?

[NicFrenchy]

it's not as fun as nutting into a really pretty girl

The prettiest girl I had was a sideline from Nataree (many moons ago, when I was a young man) and boy was she boring.

I always put more value in the experience and the intensity of the orgasm than the "beauty" of the provider.

Who remembers SAZANKA? Washington square? No real lookers and HJ only place but man the orgasms were intense. Same as AKANE, no lookers, no FS but some experiences I had there were just too good to share with others (ok I admit I did share a few detailed reports back in the day).

Today, the most fun and nice looking ladies I find is on Tinder, some are P4 P some aren't, Good experiences on both sides of that fence.

[NicFrenchy]

You have literally brought tears to my eyes. I miss Rin so much. There is no way I could stop with the balls massage. I had to try that pussy out. It was sooo good.

Balls massage for me was always the end of the session 😊.

I heard through the grapevine she was doing A+ but never had the pleasure.

Good luck with that. She is probably about 80 years old by now. She was so good that I think that is the first place I brought my dad on his first trip to Thailand.

I can say that's the only lady I slept with that was 20+ years older than me, and never regretted a second of it. Never once disappointed or dissatisfied.

[Mr Enternational]

I'm not sure who told you that, probably someone who never received a real testicles massage.

RIN at Hana massage (sukh soi 22) was the best in Bangkok for that. She was no spring chicken and not even sure the shop is still there, but what I can say for sure is that ejaculating as a result of her balls massage was one of the most intense I have ever had. There were talks about guys hitting the room ceiling, I miss RIN.

You have literally brought tears to my eyes. I miss Rin so much. There is no way I could stop with the balls massage. I had to try that pussy out. It was sooo good.

Thank you so much for the tip. After this fucking pandemic is over, I'll go and look for her and try.

Good luck with that. She is probably about 80 years old by now. She was so good that I think that is the first place I brought my dad on his first trip to Thailand.

[Tommylove]

I'm not sure who told you that, probably someone who never received a real testicles massage.

What I meant is that, sure you *could* ejaculate with a testicle massage, but it's not as fun as nutting into a really pretty girl later in the afternoon, perhaps booking a "model" at a soapy, after building up a head of steam.

I've had good testicle massages. The best testicle and prostate massage I found in Bangkok massage parlors was at Analisa. But the best. Therapeutically speaking. Is at a healing resort called Tao Garden in Chiangmai. Also, Janthip at Janthip Spa does outcall to hotels and is really gifted at it. And is quite a looker too.

RIN at Hana massage (sukh soi 22) was the best in Bangkok for that. She was no spring chicken and not even sure the shop is still there, but what I can say for sure is that ejaculating as a result of her balls massage was one of the most intense I have ever had. There were talks about guys hitting the room ceiling, I miss RIN.

Thank you so much for the tip. After this fucking pandemic is over, I'll go and look for her and try.

[NicFrenchy]

I learned from a local expat in Bangkok, before the fucking pandemic, the following routine: Start with a testicle massage in the afternoon to prepare for sex, but not ejaculating because it would be with an older lady skilled in that particular technique and not deemed worthy of receiving your sperm.

I'm not sure who told you that, probably someone who never received a real testicles massage.

RIN at Hana massage (sukh soi 22) was the best in Bangkok for that. She was no spring chicken and not even sure the shop is still there, but what I can say for sure is that ejaculating as a result of her balls massage was one of the most intense I have ever had. There were talks about guys hitting the room ceiling, I miss RIN.

[Tommylove]

I learned from a local expat in Bangkok, before the fucking pandemic, the following routine: Start with a testicle massage in the afternoon to prepare for sex, but not ejaculating because it would be with an older lady skilled in that particular technique and not deemed worthy of receiving your sperm. Afterwards, it's off to a soapy to relax with a younger girl for a nuru, a massage and a splendid fuck. Then usually to dinner, perhaps meeting up with a pal, then afterwards you'd hit the bars until you found one worthy of a bar fine. No need for a wingman, everyone is an ace in Bangkok. If the stripper that caught your eye was a LT. A barfine for a "long time" tryst. She'the sleep over and you'the get a second pop or BBBJTCIM in the morning. Then repeat the process the next day, ad infinitum.

When I visited Thailand solo, I'd usually schedule a few days in Bangkok to implement my own version of this ritual, which I called the FuMBO process. Fuck My Brains Out. What I'the do first is go to a massage parlor for a warm up testicle massage from an older but skilled masseuse, whom I'the deny the pop and subsequent tip, then afterwards head over to some soapy offering 100 beauties so I could pick a "model" for a truly fulfilling 2 hour session (pop #1). Afterwards, I'the head out to dinner with friends. Sometimes to a cool restaurant or sometimes to a food court, depending. An outdoor food court is usually more fun, but if it's really hot, then in an air conditioned shopping mall. Afterwards, we head over to Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy for some bar hopping until we found stunners to take back to the hotel. I would usually throw the gal back into the water after a ST (pop #2), which let me sleep better. Of course, if she were really special, I'd offer LT. But in most cases, the contents were not as interesting as the packaging in a strip bar. I'the go for a walk after she left, to enjoy some street food, like a bag of chilled papaya with lime or some satay. Eventually, I aways seemed to end up in front of Lolita's blowjob bar. How could I resist a nightcap BBBJTCIM? (pop #3). Every so often, I'd go for a 2 am therapeutic massage that only costs $20, which I'd do because it's not something you see in the US. And invariably, the masseuse would offer a handjob or blowjob but I was usually simply too tired to agree. But then sometimes, I'the let them blow me for a while just because it felt nice.

For a change, I'the visit Eden Club instead of the soapy, where I'the get two women, double BBBJ, rim / BBBJ combo, double fucking, fucking while getting pegged, greek, girl on girl, MSOG, no limits, true PSE, totally mind-blowing! The standard practice is that you pick a young and pretty one, and she picks an older sister to join us, to spread the wealth. Last time I was there, I chatted with Micky the owner, a French expat, who let me pick two young ones for an absolutely heavenly session. Being nice to people has its rewards.

On the last trip, I found my aging body slowing down, and I went to Analisa in the afternoon for a milking table session with two girls. It included a testicle massage, and ninety minutes with two pops only cost $70! Afterwards, I went for a long walk to gawk at all the girls sitting outside the ubiquitous sidewalk massage parlors, eventually meeting up with a friend for dinner. After dinner, I'd find myself too tired to visit Soi Cowboy even if it was just to look. Haha.

Man, I miss this. Sadly, it's going to be a while before sensual travel is possible again.

[PedroMorales]

I have seen these no hopers myself. I even saw a youngish tough Brit (tatts, bling etc) at a Pattaya pool being warned by his mates but he wouldn't listen. The manager of a 2nd Road hotel I stayed at married a go go dancer and it worked out. I told pals in Pattaya about a bloke back home who married a Thai and they owned a sting of investment properties in Thailand. After they all almost immediately died form heart attacks, I said it was going well so far.

Although the bank (hookers) always wins, it is a strange deal, like flies eternally walking into a web. Although the numbers of caught farang are probably small percentage wise, it must be devastating for those caught. Plus, the hookers know no better. They don't have the ethic of putting in shift after shift for a mediocre life. Still, fascinating to watch and wonder at.

[Member #4753]

It is my understanding that farang can own condo, but not land. With Thailand government tendency to change rules, I will never even buy condo. If I ever move to Thailand, I will rent.

There are also lots of guys here that purchased a condo only to see the value halve over a 10 year period. This is particularly common in the southern island areas.

Always best to rent rather than buy. Best to leave the investments safely in a developed country and just send it what is needed.