Colombo massage parlours (spas)

[Willy Hanjaab]

Hi hombres.

I have been a frequent patron of the old place and recently started venturing to the new place. Nilu is the old hen, saggy titts (small) hard massage, almost had lost the genuine soft touch. The Madam and her sister Raveena (famous for her spa chains from GOH to Global towers) are the people who invented the (wheel) modern spa luxury concept back in the day. The girls here follow a certain routine. They do a genuine massage for more than 30 min, plenty of attention to your be crack. Lots of feelings, although no cat bath they use the nose around the body, nibbling s of the ear and then the top and bottom access (bottom, only some girls). The cost benefits analysis is great, a luxury place with good rooms washrooms and amenities, discreet parking, friendly service, for the price paid its a great place. I was stunned when a recent monger said he received a BJ from Samadhi. Made a quick beeline to her and lo behold nothing of the sort. Other girls were disturbed as to why all the customers are rushing to her. She, samadhi asked me if there were a bad report about her in the FB. I think she was suspicious. Well ratings wise she's friendly, nothing exceptional. I tried Priya, same routine, but man or man her skin tone and colour and her milky white tits are to die for. Guys don't be fooled to think of genuine GFE, these girls are servicing at least 5/6 clients per day (shall I say affluent types and not riff raff) and they have been in the trade for eons, they have perfected the art of cleaning up the old pipe. But the lack of other choices had made this place a go to place.

Rgds.

WH.

[Willy Hanjaab]

Hi Ya folks.

So I have been taking the services of this lady for sometime. I go for the 2 hour session. Place is at Boralesgamuwa, excellent facilities from the Relax hotel chain, discreet parking and its a new Hotel. Recently she has jacked up prices to 18 k (minus 2 k for the room).

Well, massage wise she knows her stuff, lot of time on a head and feet massage etc. Puts a A' into the the B2B, great B2B, but no sex or penetration or BJ, covered or otherwise. You can do a tit job and fingering to your hearts content but that's about it. Gives HJ and finishes off. For the 2 hour you can do 2 times HJ. Looks wise, face is ok, not a stunner, dark skinned, fat, with a tummy and huge melons to back for, puts to use in the B2B. Looks wise a bit better than Reshaz Tantric girl, but if you do a cost benefit analysis Reshaz goes all the way. Unfortunately I had lost Reshaz contact. Sigh.

Cheers.

W Hanjaab.

[Eeyore311]

I also saw the place and went. It was clean but no attached washrooms. Partitioned cubicles and entrance is not discreet. Took a girl I was familiar with, Ch*l*and*. Felt her massage and extras were rushed. Not like at old place.

Probably won t go there again.

[SadGuru]

Bros,

I am curious to know what happened to the Wasana Spa on Marine Drive? This was the place where I started spa-mongering back in 2016, and have seen both excellent talent and utter rubbish. Prior to the pandemic, this spa used to be a permanent fix on my itinerary during each visit to Sri Lanka. Last vist was in 2019 and when I resumed travel to CMB in 2021 November, this was gone. So just touching base with anyone who would know. Whether this was relocated or closed down. Thanks.

[LuckShanagain]

Saw a familiar looking name on my way to mirihana and decided to go here.

The spa was called amasha or something somewhere close to the top of jubilant post nugegoda on the right hand side of the road when traveling on Stanley t Mawatha.

As soon as I went in I saw a familiar face and knew that it was a branch of the baddagana spa.

Entrance was 2000 ! It has been increased from 1500.

Selected nilu or rather took the woman I saw and recognized.

Place was unclean surprise surprise even for a new place it was dirty.

Went to the washroom washed up and all bathroom was small cold water at least the towels were new.

Since I knew the woman I said start with the feeling ans I'll give you a good tip. She sucked me for a good 20 minufes.

Payed her 3 k and she was happy with it.

Looks wise she looks old late 30's maybe even 40?

Service 9/10.

Going to maximise my visits there to capitalise on the cleanliness as I associate this establishment to be filthy.

Selection was limited to three women not good lookers.

Partitioned cubicles.

Also they have spy cameras in the rooms LOL.

[Wickramgoiyya]

1. Tried Shani & Ama at serace.

They have a private parking & it's descreate place.

Massage is very good & almost took 50 minutes to complete the massage.

When it comes to extras Handjob & top, bottom access given.

Ratings.

Looks: 6/10.

Massage: 9/10.

WIR: surely.

Damage: 2. 5 K entrance 2. 5 k tip.

2. I'm a regular customer of Oshadhi. Normally she's taking appointments only.

Called her and made an appointment.

She usually take time to do the massage & feeling massage is also good.

Not a time watcher at all. She has given good attention to balls & cock but not much for ass.

She did hand job, top bottom access that's it. No DFK, BBBJ, FS.

Since she's not in selection make an appointment before visiting to the place.

Damage: 2 K entrance 2. 5-3 K tip.

Cheers.

[FillT]

Thanks FillT for your report on Sereace. I took Wasana and found her to be exactly as you described _ pretty, pleasant, good service.

Hope to try Ama soon.

Cheers,

Jfera.

My pleasure.

Haven't tried Ama. Let us know how it goes.

Try Samadhi (very talkative but good massage).

Priya (excellent feeling).

[Jfera]

Thanks FillT for your report on Sereace. I took Wasana and found her to be exactly as you described _ pretty, pleasant, good service.

Hope to try Ama soon.

Cheers,

Jfera.

[Willy Hanjaab]

Hi.

Saw this today in MR, and suddenly wanted to give my two cents about the service. This is done at dingy place at Kirulapone. Woman is not a stunner, which is being more than appreciative. Huge tummy and the photos are made up. Does a b2 b brings a rexine and some lotion and its not the genuine Nuru gel. Max you get is a Haanjaab. Tit F**k can be arranged as well. But the lady is not a stunner and certainly can't compare to the service of Roshell Fernando.

W Hanjaab.

[Willy Hanjaab]

Hi.

Places of recommendation, we can definitely add Nawartne by Ratne Massage Adams place Thunmulla. It has been 4 years since I last visited. The saree had gone, the old house has been renovated. Prices are 3 K. But the same old hands are at work. Try Manj. A, tall well built girl with good features. Some had worked for more than 15 years. No Hanky panky. A genuine massage is guaranteed. A tip of 2 k to 3 k is the expectation.

Rgds.

W Hanjaab.

[Hooboy]

Couldn't agree more mate. These folk have feelings too and need to be treated decently.

Here's some tips for the uninitiated that I have tried and tested, and up to now I have never been scammed.

1. Never go for women with pimps. If there's the sightest hint of a pimp, just walk away. There's no ifs and buts here. Only thing allowed is if the pimp is discreet enough to never show his head, and the money exchange is done well after you left. You pay the girl, get the service, get the hell out. If that's not the situation, just leave it!

2. Find girls from spas. You get to choose or walk away. The room situation is not like that, you've to pay for the room and worry about sunk cost, bringing the girl all the way etc. Just not worth it. Go to spas or places with choosable girls through LADS. Get the service there if you like some girl, and then try to chat her up and then take her to a room itself.

3. I know you get the girl for FS, but always ask for consent. "is it okay if I touch you?" have seriously made wonders for me. The girl feels safe, comfortable and friendly instantly. Of course it's allowed, but just try and see. You'll be amazed how these girls who are prodded around all the time reacts to a good guy.

4. I don't have a car or that many valuables so don't have to try hard, but just don't try to look posh or wealthy or stuffed. Throwing money around is not the answer to anything. Just buy an average phone, a normal t shirt with shorts or a denim, take the required cash amount plus maybe 2 k extra and just go like a normal guy. What are you trying to prove by showing off to a bunch of work women? Get that into your head. Absolutely no hangy jewelry, latest iPhones, bulging wallets etc. Just leave them in the car and park it somewhere else. Just walk to the place.

5. Be clean. Just trim your muffs, use a body spray and try to wash up well. Brush your teeth before you go. I know it's not a date but try and see how these women go the extra mile when you do too.

6. Don't be a pervert unless you're encouraged to, and be ready to fall back when needed. Respect the girl no matter who you are in the society. Treat them as humans, and you'll get that in return. Trying to look uptight and with an attitude will only land in the wrong side of their wishes.

7. Never ever throw out the negs. Find something to appreciate about the woman, or just shut the f up. You don't have to tell to a girl that she has a belly, stretch marks, or boobs are saggy. They already know that. Negs are such a turn off for women that many will intentionally make it bad for you just to get back.

8. Most importantly, if you keep thinking why you should go to all these lengths for a cheap fuck, well do whatever else you've been doing and keep getting scammed left and right. When you're fed up with it, just remember that some people follow these points and always stay at the top.

Good luck.

[Kodukaraya]

Have pity on me guys, after reading this please don't be harsh on me.

This happened last Saturday. I usually don't use SLADS, and other Lanka ads sites. Mostly its MR. But I look for genuine massage girls or places as they are easy to browse than MR. We all know the trappings in Lanka Ads, hidden camera's, dingy / shady places, girls being horrible than in the ad, pimps etc. But a new scheme is in operation and I got caught literally with my pants down. On that fateful day I withdrew 75,000/- for some household work and to my bad luck I was following a ad in SLADS, called ferny genuine massage girl. So I called and she told me to come to Rajagiriya, the Regent Hotel. First mistake I made I didn't ask for the cost (as I had plenty in my wallet). The second telltale sign was when I went there was a thug type guy and two workers of the hotel putting on a welcome party like atmosphere, they helped me park my vehicle in the tightest corner, so that I can't easily get it out and go. The third hint. Like in a normal solid hotel there were no cashier no one to take NIC or the details. The thug type guy with a goatee and tattoos (I have nothing against that sort of general demeanor, just to make you guys aware only).

He took me to a room with 2 doors, one the main room other to a balcony with cross connection to another rooms same balcony. The woman was fair, fat wearing shorts and skimpy top with the bra visible, heavy make up with a bag full of tricks (sorry massage equipment and oils). She charged 8000, and wanted the money upfront which she gave to the thug type guy.

From the get go the guy was acting weird entering the room and the woman said he's her manager (then who was managing the hotel? He said since it's a genuine massage he will stay outside in the balcony and the outside door will not be closed. My little head was working at that time not the brains upstairs. Hint number 4, she wanted me take wash and to close the door, leaving her with my valuables (apart from the ones attached to my body). Massage started and the guy came inside saying its hot outside and went from the main door to the room she didn't lock it afterwards. There were no cloths rack some nails on the wall she wanted me to hang it there. The guy kept popping up several times asking for odd things from the woman. She kept saying they have three girls in the operation and the guy is also a nurse like her and they do it at Nugegoda all are well employed in the General Hospital (question again about the hotel manage? Another hint, after 20 minutes she said she tired and will go out and have a glass of water and went out. Asked me to lay face down. From the corner of my eye I could see the two guys entering (including the thug) again to bring a cloths rack and re hang my trouser on the cloth rack..

Here's some tips for the uninitiated that I have tried and tested, and up to now I have never been scammed.

1. Never go for women with pimps. If there's the sightest hint of a pimp, just walk away. There's no ifs and buts here. Only thing allowed is if the pimp is discreet enough to never show his head, and the money exchange is done well after you left. You pay the girl, get the service, get the hell out. If that's not the situation, just leave it!

2. Find girls from spas. You get to choose or walk away. The room situation is not like that, you've to pay for the room and worry about sunk cost, bringing the girl all the way etc. Just not worth it. Go to spas or places with choosable girls through LADS. Get the service there if you like some girl, and then try to chat her up and then take her to a room itself.

3. I know you get the girl for FS, but always ask for consent. "is it okay if I touch you?" have seriously made wonders for me. The girl feels safe, comfortable and friendly instantly. Of course it's allowed, but just try and see. You'll be amazed how these girls who are prodded around all the time reacts to a good guy.

4. I don't have a car or that many valuables so don't have to try hard, but just don't try to look posh or wealthy or stuffed. Throwing money around is not the answer to anything. Just buy an average phone, a normal t shirt with shorts or a denim, take the required cash amount plus maybe 2 k extra and just go like a normal guy. What are you trying to prove by showing off to a bunch of work women? Get that into your head. Absolutely no hangy jewelry, latest iPhones, bulging wallets etc. Just leave them in the car and park it somewhere else. Just walk to the place.

5. Be clean. Just trim your muffs, use a body spray and try to wash up well. Brush your teeth before you go. I know it's not a date but try and see how these women go the extra mile when you do too.

6. Don't be a pervert unless you're encouraged to, and be ready to fall back when needed. Respect the girl no matter who you are in the society. Treat them as humans, and you'll get that in return. Trying to look uptight and with an attitude will only land in the wrong side of their wishes.

7. Never ever throw out the negs. Find something to appreciate about the woman, or just shut the f up. You don't have to tell to a girl that she has a belly, stretch marks, or boobs are saggy. They already know that. Negs are such a turn off for women that many will intentionally make it bad for you just to get back.

8. Most importantly, if you keep thinking why you should go to all these lengths for a cheap fuck, well do whatever else you've been doing and keep getting scammed left and right. When you're fed up with it, just remember that some people follow these points and always stay at the top.

Good luck.

[Wickramgoiyya]

Have pity on me guys, after reading this please don't be harsh on me.

This happened last Saturday. I usually don't use SLADS, and other Lanka ads sites. Mostly its MR. But I look for genuine massage girls or places as they are easy to browse than MR. We all know the trappings in Lanka Ads, hidden camera's, dingy / shady places, girls being horrible than in the ad, pimps etc. But a new scheme is in operation and I got caught literally with my pants down. On that fateful day I withdrew 75,000/- for some household work and to my bad luck I was following a ad in SLADS, called ferny genuine massage girl. So I called and she told me to come to Rajagiriya, the Regent Hotel. First mistake I made I didn't ask for the cost (as I had plenty in my wallet). The second telltale sign was when I went there was a thug type guy and two workers of the hotel putting on a welcome party like atmosphere, they helped me park my vehicle in the tightest corner, so that I can't easily get it out and go. The third hint. Like in a normal solid hotel there were no cashier no one to take NIC or the details. The thug type guy with a goatee and tattoos (I have nothing against that sort of general demeanor, just to make you guys aware only).

He took me to a room with 2 doors, one the main room other to a balcony with cross connection to another rooms same balcony. The woman was fair, fat wearing shorts and skimpy top with the bra visible, heavy make up with a bag full of tricks (sorry massage equipment and oils). She charged 8000, and wanted the money upfront which she gave to the thug type guy.

From the get go the guy was acting weird entering the room and the woman said he's her manager (then who was managing the hotel? He said since it's a genuine massage he will stay outside in the balcony and the outside door will not be closed. My little head was working at that time not the brains upstairs. Hint number 4, she wanted me take wash and to close the door, leaving her with my valuables (apart from the ones attached to my body). Massage started and the guy came inside saying its hot outside and went from the main door to the room she didn't lock it afterwards. There were no cloths rack some nails on the wall she wanted me to hang it there. The guy kept popping up several times asking for odd things from the woman. She kept saying they have three girls in the operation and the guy is also a nurse like her and they do it at Nugegoda all are well employed in the General Hospital (question again about the hotel manage? Another hint, after 20 minutes she said she tired and will go out and have a glass of water and went out. Asked me to lay face down. From the corner of my eye I could see the two guys entering (including the thug) again to bring a cloths rack and re hang my trouser on the cloth rack.

The ending was the even weirder. The guy came rushing saying police was there and they have to go and will give additional treatment next time. I inquired if this was a genuine treatment why the worry. He was giving various reasons. I came out and then only some blood went in to my brains, halfway down the road checked the purse and viola, money was missing, not all but 90%. I went back and the thug and his cohorts were saying did you bring anything and they are unaware. The woman was missing by that time.

I thought of going to the police, but then thought how foolish I look like.

This is to warn mongers, we go to Solid and other hotels, unknown MP's, unknown FL, when we go to their territory the risk is there. Hidden camera's, pickpocket. Bad services, ugly women. All in the risk of the trade. The Lanka Ads had become a real joke, a nasty place for real cons. Because of that only option is the expensive MR, with minimum prices from 15/25 K to even 80 K. Even the reasonable good one can't advertise in the Lanka Ads, as fellow competitors and awful customers start ringing and harassing them.

Cheers guys, take care. Have pity on me.

WH.

Ops. We should be extra careful when dealing with pimps & such notorious hotels. I also tried to get an appointment from Ferny. Luckily she didn't answered the phone. Wonder what would have happened if went there. Safe Mongering.

[Front Runner]

Have pity on me guys, after reading this please don't be harsh on me.

This happened last Saturday. I usually don't use SLADS, and other Lanka ads sites. Mostly its MR. But I look for genuine massage girls or places as they are easy to browse than MR. We all know the trappings in Lanka Ads, hidden camera's, dingy / shady places, girls being horrible than in the ad, pimps etc. But a new scheme is in operation and I got caught literally with my pants down. On that fateful day I withdrew 75,000/- for some household work and to my bad luck I was following a ad in SLADS, called ferny genuine massage girl. So I called and she told me to come to Rajagiriya, the Regent Hotel. First mistake I made I didn't ask for the cost (as I had plenty in my wallet). The second telltale sign was when I went there was a thug type guy and two workers of the hotel putting on a welcome party like atmosphere, they helped me park my vehicle in the tightest corner, so that I can't easily get it out and go. The third hint. Like in a normal solid hotel there were no cashier no one to take NIC or the details. The thug type guy with a goatee and tattoos (I have nothing against that sort of general demeanor, just to make you guys aware only).

He took me to a room with 2 doors, one the main room other to a balcony with cross connection to another rooms same balcony. The woman was fair, fat wearing shorts and skimpy top with the bra visible, heavy make up with a bag full of tricks (sorry massage equipment and oils). She charged 8000, and wanted the money upfront which she gave to the thug type guy.

From the get go the guy was acting weird entering the room and the woman said he's her manager (then who was managing the hotel? He said since it's a genuine massage he will stay outside in the balcony and the outside door will not be closed. My little head was working at that time not the brains upstairs. Hint number 4, she wanted me take wash and to close the door, leaving her with my valuables (apart from the ones attached to my body). Massage started and the guy came inside saying its hot outside and went from the main door to the room she didn't lock it afterwards. There were no cloths rack some nails on the wall she wanted me to hang it there. The guy kept popping up several times asking for odd things from the woman. She kept saying they have three girls in the operation and the guy is also a nurse like her and they do it at Nugegoda all are well employed in the General Hospital (question again about the hotel manage? Another hint, after 20 minutes she said she tired and will go out and have a glass of water and went out. Asked me to lay face down. From the corner of my eye I could see the two guys entering (including the thug) again to bring a cloths rack and re hang my trouser on the cloth rack.

The ending was the even weirder. The guy came rushing saying police was there and they have to go and will give additional treatment next time. I inquired if this was a genuine treatment why the worry. He was giving various reasons. I came out and then only some blood went in to my brains, halfway down the road checked the purse and viola, money was missing, not all but 90%. I went back and the thug and his cohorts were saying did you bring anything and they are unaware. The woman was missing by that time.

I thought of going to the police, but then thought how foolish I look like.

This is to warn mongers, we go to Solid and other hotels, unknown MP's, unknown FL, when we go to their territory the risk is there. Hidden camera's, pickpocket. Bad services, ugly women. All in the risk of the trade. The Lanka Ads had become a real joke, a nasty place for real cons. Because of that only option is the expensive MR, with minimum prices from 15/25 K to even 80 K. Even the reasonable good one can't advertise in the Lanka Ads, as fellow competitors and awful customers start ringing and harassing them.

Cheers guys, take care. Have pity on me.

WH.

Wow that was a quite a nasty episode. As a rule I don't take my wallet or phone when going in for a session. I even park my car a bit away from the location so that I walk towards it. I only take the exact amount and maybe 1000 more. Anyways happy that you came out safe.

[Willy Hanjaab]

Have pity on me guys, after reading this please don't be harsh on me.

This happened last Saturday. I usually don't use SLADS, and other Lanka ads sites. Mostly its MR. But I look for genuine massage girls or places as they are easy to browse than MR. We all know the trappings in Lanka Ads, hidden camera's, dingy / shady places, girls being horrible than in the ad, pimps etc. But a new scheme is in operation and I got caught literally with my pants down. On that fateful day I withdrew 75,000/- for some household work and to my bad luck I was following a ad in SLADS, called ferny genuine massage girl. So I called and she told me to come to Rajagiriya, the Regent Hotel. First mistake I made I didn't ask for the cost (as I had plenty in my wallet). The second telltale sign was when I went there was a thug type guy and two workers of the hotel putting on a welcome party like atmosphere, they helped me park my vehicle in the tightest corner, so that I can't easily get it out and go. The third hint. Like in a normal solid hotel there were no cashier no one to take NIC or the details. The thug type guy with a goatee and tattoos (I have nothing against that sort of general demeanor, just to make you guys aware only).

He took me to a room with 2 doors, one the main room other to a balcony with cross connection to another rooms same balcony. The woman was fair, fat wearing shorts and skimpy top with the bra visible, heavy make up with a bag full of tricks (sorry massage equipment and oils). She charged 8000, and wanted the money upfront which she gave to the thug type guy.

From the get go the guy was acting weird entering the room and the woman said he's her manager (then who was managing the hotel? He said since it's a genuine massage he will stay outside in the balcony and the outside door will not be closed. My little head was working at that time not the brains upstairs. Hint number 4, she wanted me take wash and to close the door, leaving her with my valuables (apart from the ones attached to my body). Massage started and the guy came inside saying its hot outside and went from the main door to the room she didn't lock it afterwards. There were no cloths rack some nails on the wall she wanted me to hang it there. The guy kept popping up several times asking for odd things from the woman. She kept saying they have three girls in the operation and the guy is also a nurse like her and they do it at Nugegoda all are well employed in the General Hospital (question again about the hotel manage? Another hint, after 20 minutes she said she tired and will go out and have a glass of water and went out. Asked me to lay face down. From the corner of my eye I could see the two guys entering (including the thug) again to bring a cloths rack and re hang my trouser on the cloth rack.

The ending was the even weirder. The guy came rushing saying police was there and they have to go and will give additional treatment next time. I inquired if this was a genuine treatment why the worry. He was giving various reasons. I came out and then only some blood went in to my brains, halfway down the road checked the purse and viola, money was missing, not all but 90%. I went back and the thug and his cohorts were saying did you bring anything and they are unaware. The woman was missing by that time.

I thought of going to the police, but then thought how foolish I look like.

This is to warn mongers, we go to Solid and other hotels, unknown MP's, unknown FL, when we go to their territory the risk is there. Hidden camera's, pickpocket. Bad services, ugly women. All in the risk of the trade. The Lanka Ads had become a real joke, a nasty place for real cons. Because of that only option is the expensive MR, with minimum prices from 15/25 K to even 80 K. Even the reasonable good one can't advertise in the Lanka Ads, as fellow competitors and awful customers start ringing and harassing them.

Cheers guys, take care. Have pity on me.

WH.