Food in Tijuana

[John Clayton]

...Caesar's with its history?

Nothing super bad about Caesar's. Just kind of dark, dated and 1960's. Try Misión19.

[Phordphan]

I love the carts in Zona Norte and Tacos El Franc, but if I'm looking to impress friends (who have no connection to the mongering life) with living the high life in Tijuana at cheaper rates, where would you go?

Caesar's with its history? I imagine a steak house or sushi place would probably be the best bet since those places are traditionally spendy, but my friends are seafood people too. I'm looking for super-clean-type places, a little Montezuma's revenge would cause them to be not as impressed.

Best overall in town. Mision 19. Honorable mention. Lorenza.

Best seafood. You'll get an argument but for my money it's Lionfish. Erizo Market is also very good.

Best overall experience. Animalon in Valle de Guadalupe.

Best pizza. Caccio. Honorable mention. El Hornero.

Best steak. El Grill.

[Jmioffe]

I love the carts in Zona Norte and Tacos El Franc, but if I'm looking to impress friends (who have no connection to the mongering life) with living the high life in Tijuana at cheaper rates, where would you go?

Caesar's with its history? I imagine a steak house or sushi place would probably be the best bet since those places are traditionally spendy, but my friends are seafood people too. I'm looking for super-clean-type places, a little Montezuma's revenge would cause them to be not as impressed.

[Phordphan]

I had someone say La Posta was pretty good, but. The WWW page didn't convince me.

Wasabi looks way better.

My GF got food poisoning at Postal Otay a few years ago. Her throat got numb, she couldn't swallow, had to rush off to the emergency room. Por eso, we avoid Postal like the plague.

[SpeedToys]

There's a difference between your title - "Best Sushi" and your question - "where is really good sushi?

The "best" might be at Wasabi, on Sanchez Taboada. But best sushi in Tijuana is like being the fattest Red Hot Chili Pepper. It's a very low bar.

Really good sushi? Not in Tijuana.

I had someone say La Posta was pretty good, but. The WWW page didn't convince me.

Wasabi looks way better.

[BrotherMouzone]

About 10 minutes from HK just south of downtown is a cool restaurant area. Last Sunday afternoon we were trying to eat at some other trendy 206 xxxx something place which I can't remember the name but didn't want to wait 1 HR+ at about 5 pm. Mr. Pampas do Brazil was really good! Only like $20. Unbelievable. They also had live entertainment. Best part was just being able to talk across the table with other bro's instead of yelling in HK where you can't hear shit and who can really focus on a conversation with all those beautiful girls walking around!

Should do that more often as it's great to learn from others experience about mongering around the world. Thanks to CAP for networking the bro's together.

G.

Yeah, there are a bunch of other nice restaurants in that area. Two that I really, really like: 1) La Espadana (was actually recommended to me by a Mexican-American sports celebrity whose name I won't reveal for privacy reasons) and 2) Palominos Steakhouse.

[Phordphan]

Where would realllly goo sushi be?

There's a difference between your title - "Best Sushi" and your question - "where is really good sushi?

The "best" might be at Wasabi, on Sanchez Taboada. But best sushi in Tijuana is like being the fattest Red Hot Chili Pepper. It's a very low bar.

Really good sushi? Not in Tijuana.

[BrotherMouzone]

Captain, in it is worth the wait, my favorite restaurant in Tijuana ATM.

Yeah, 260 Grados is my new favorite Tijuana restaurant as well. Mr. Pampas and Churrasco do Brasil have actually been dropped from my rotation for the moment LOL (and I love both places).

[SeaBeeJoe]

5 of us took an UBER from HK to 260 Grados about 5 PM Sunday. I would have waited a little longer for 260 Grados. $13 is a very good deal so it was popular. A bro was grumpy that he missed the Sojus hehe. Avoid this place at dinner time on weekends. Week nights should have minimum wait.

Captain, in it is worth the wait, my favorite restaurant in Tijuana ATM.

[SpeedToys]

Where would realllly goo sushi be?

[Gregyyr]

About 10 minutes from HK just south of downtown is a cool restaurant area. Last Sunday afternoon we were trying to eat at some other trendy 206 xxxx something place which I can't remember the name but didn't want to wait 1 HR+ at about 5 pm. Mr. Pampas do Brazil was really good! Only like $20. Unbelievable. They also had live entertainment. Best part was just being able to talk across the table with other bro's instead of yelling in HK where you can't hear shit and who can really focus on a conversation with all those beautiful girls walking around!

Should do that more often as it's great to learn from others experience about mongering around the world. Thanks to CAP for networking the bro's together.

G.

[Captain Solo]

Speshilk.

The food is also a good reason to go to Tijuana. Everything is fresh and spicy.

The HK taco stand serves some of the best beef and pork tacos in Mexico, $1. 25 a piece. A noob ordered 4 tacos, thinking they were as tiny as Taco Bell's, but they were about twice or three times as big. He was struggling with the third tacos and gave up, gave the last one to a woman with child.

Mariscos El Choforo serves a deliccious combo seafood, quesadilla, consomme and soda for $3.50.260 Korean Grill and Bar AYCE for $13. Mr. Pampas and Churrascaris do Brasil in Zona Rio for $20.

We would go to La Zona's bars, drink and party, go to dinner, then come back to party some more.

[Captain Solo]

5 of us took an UBER from HK to 260 Grados about 5 PM Sunday. It's on the main blvd Taboada, 1 block South of Mr. Pampas.

A nice, clean, modern place, costs only 260 pesos or $13 AYCE for cuts of beef and pork. The charred and smoky beef smelled delicious. It's cheap so very popular. About 20 couples were waiting in front of us. The mesera said about 1 hour wait. I offered her $20 to take us in early. She was tempted but told us to wait.

The guys were anxious to eat and go back to La Zona, so we walked 1 block North to Mr. Pampas. We had a good salad bar with all kinds of pasta, shell fish, beef tartare with all cuts of meat served sizzling hot at the table. The Picanha top sirloin in medium rare was juicy, delicious; the prime ribs were tender, melt in your mouth, with a charred fat cap. Dinner with beer and tips costed $120 for 5 so $24 a piece. Beers should be $2. There was no sign of the week night discount. Chalk it up to CoVid.

I would have waited a little longer for 260 Grados. $13 is a very good deal so it was popular. A bro was grumpy that he missed the Sojus hehe. Avoid this place at dinner time on weekends. Week nights should have minimum wait.

[Speshilk]

For a sec I thought you were talking about pussy. LOL.

BlackThought.

Yep. Oyster in Tijuana is fresh, juicy and sweet, excellent with onion and cilantro, hot sauce and lime juice. You should also try La Perla's Botanas frias, like shrimp in a vinagrete with slices of red onion and cucumber. Delicious to wash down with beer.

We usually have oyster at Mariscos LE Llamos on Consitucion, large, plum, fresh for $0. 50 a piece. Mexican hot sauces are not so good. We brought bottles of Tabasco, wasabe and sweet and sour fish sauce to make raw oyster even tastier, washed down with beers, Heineken or Bohemia. They also have raw cockles and clams. These guys keep our condiments and excess beers in their fridge since we go there every week.

I drove down to Ensenada with a couple friends for the Baja1000 race, staying at hotel Santa Tomas next to the burned-out putas Bar Anthony. There were lots of girls, guys and families partying on the street before and after the race. We would walk over to the fish market, buy bags of clams, oysters, shrimp, fresh fish and grill them on the balcony, drinking and eating delicious fresh seas food all day..

[BlackThought]

BlackThoughts.

Sorry to hear about your HK's rotten pussies. 2 dead-fish pussies in a row can destroy your faiths in civilization.

We need to know their names and descriptions to avoid them.

There are no ways to check pussies' odor unless you can stick a finger deep inside the vaginas. Even then the dead fish juice would only ooze out when the girls get aroused and start lubricating. Damn disgusting problem.

I have done many HK girls and can point out a few with persistent odor problems. Other spinners I did recently like Camerun, Estephanie, Frieda, Krystal, Sasha, Ludia, Paola, ect had no odor.

Or you may want to try street girls. I have not been hit with any dead fish pussies on the street for 18 years.

The one with one of the smelliest pussy gave me her Instagram, I forgot her stripper name as I'm terrible with names. I will DM you the link to her Instagram, do not want to publicly shame her here as she's pretty cool unlike the first fishy pussy HK puta (Freija from Mexico City, blond hair, fake tits, fake ass) that drugged me jaja.