Melbourne Brothel Reports

[Tiki Tour]

Middle of a rainy day so I was going to find a massage shop (R&T of course) but I thought it has been a while since I visited a legal place.

Pussycats in Burwood was close so in I went. Parking was good and semi private.

The Asian guy on reception was friendly and helpful. I went through the "Say Hello" show of about 5 ladies. Actually they all just apeared at the door, stated their name and turned around, not a very warm intro.

They all seemed so young so I asked if there are any older ladies. I was told Amanda was 40 yo, not sure about that, looks about 25.

Anyway I gave her a try and I am glad I did. She was a great GFE.

Very slim, actually closer to skinny, but with large boobs for her build and a pretty face.

Gentle touch and licking. Took her time with no clock watching. Sex in a couple a positions with a very satisfying finish.

She is Korean and I would be happy to visit again.

$120 for half an hour well spent.

[Sharpshoot]

LE Boudoir rarely fails to please.

Charlotte was lovely. Girl next door type, if the girl next door was into sex, liked you and up for pretty much everything.

DFK, multiple positions, a little dirty talk and a lot of fun, adventurous fucking.

Plus, she has wonderful tits and the best arse I've played with in a long time. And she likes to show off her assets!

Easy going and interesting to talk to as well.

All up $275 ish dollars, no extras, no bullshit, just a good time.

Have fun!

Treat them all well.

How much time you spent with this lady mate? Did she allow CIM also?

[Sharpshoot]

Haven't been to Bodyline in Years, I had some of the most amazing experiences there and met some of the most amazing girls. I stopped going after price hikes.

Is it still any good? Anyone been there lately? Do girls still do DFK and BBBJ?

What's the price hike there been. Is it like too much? And generally how much you used to pay there?

[SuperCroc]

Haven't been to Bodyline in Years, I had some of the most amazing experiences there and met some of the most amazing girls. I stopped going after price hikes.

Is it still any good? Anyone been there lately? Do girls still do DFK and BBBJ?

[SuperCroc]

Trapped in Melbourne for a few months. A colleague wanted to look at the talent at Kittens. I really cannot do the 'look but no touch" routine at places like Kittens. Talent was great but paying $50 plus for a lap dance for 10 minutes is not for me. Saw a lot of punters doing that though. Feel sorry for all the western guys trapped in places like Melbourne. Expensive and nowhere near as much fun as asia. Just depressing to see grown men throwing good money just so they can fondle a woman for ten minutes. The price we pay for living in a western country!

Cannot wait to get back to asia.

Happy Hunting.

I'm with you on this one, the scene here is pretty depressing.

[Long Time Boy]

LE Boudoir rarely fails to please.

Charlotte was lovely. Girl next door type, if the girl next door was into sex, liked you and up for pretty much everything.

DFK, multiple positions, a little dirty talk and a lot of fun, adventurous fucking.

Plus, she has wonderful tits and the best arse I've played with in a long time. And she likes to show off her assets!

Easy going and interesting to talk to as well.

All up $275 ish dollars, no extras, no bullshit, just a good time.

Have fun!

Treat them all well.

[CodeName47]

Hey guys, I was staying in Moorabbin for a few days and found myself with a free night, so I googled nearby brothels. Tried Red Light Relaxation Centre on Winterton Road, but it's obviously been shuttered for a while. So, headed to the nearby Oriental Orchids on Hume St. Kind of an industrial area, but signage made it easy to spot. Only 2 girls available at the time. Took the younger one (can't recall her name, unfortunately) for 45 min ($170). Rooms were spare but clean, she was friendly if not totally GFE, and she provided good services with an above-average BBBJ (although 50 extra). Had a good time, so I would recommend the place, even if I can't recall the girl's name. Had a better time in Sydney, though. Happy hobbying, guys!

I had a few good experiences in Oriental Orchid. Now a days it is hard to find good looking girls. And I am moved to other part of the town.

[TakeCareYou]

Visited Rainbow Dolls in Sunshine last night and met a lovely Vietnamese girl called Lyn. Lyn isn't your usual thin small-breasted asian girl but quite the opposite. Aged 28 why o, Lyn has a curvy full figure and large natural breasts. At the introduction stage she wore a sexy body hugging black dress that showed off her curves and generous breasts. In the room it was impossible not to notice her lovely smooth white skin and absolutely gorgeous long hair. Her service was good and strictly by the book. DFK and DATY was Ok and then covered BJ and sex. Will I see her again. For sure and at $100 a pop it's good value.

[DanTheMan]

Rolled on down to TMC originally on Tuesday about lunchtime looking for April. Fuck it, she's not working, so I get introduced to 3 other women. None do it for me, so I go next door to WSX.

Met by 3 women Jessica, Jessie and some other hot Thai piece. I choose Jessica as she's petite, wavy hair and cute with a peach arse.

Into the room, its all safe starting with a great massage, some arse play, then its onto a nice CBJ. We move to 69 before she gets on top and starts riding me. Then she turns around and all I can see is that curvy round arse going up and down on my swollen member. I fell like eating that arse out, but enjoy her riding me, before I move her into some nice doggie before finishing inside her.

More massage then another go, so I ask for a HJ, but I'm so stuffed from work that I can't cum. She's tryign everything to try and get me to cum as I take over jerking watching her play with herself and her rubbing up against my cock and balls, whilst talking dirty, saying how she wants me to cum all over her. While this was all good, I was out of juice. I should've waited a day to replenish.

Overall, a nice experience and I will return. Jessica lives in SYD and travels down to MELB for work.

I might rekindle my love of WSX to make this my regular as all the women there are smoking hot Thais!

[Engine Driver]

Has anyone seen Monica at Romantics? Chinese MILF in her 30's. Every time I call, the papasan says she's on holiday, day off or busy.

Just want to know if I should keep trying or give up.

[Engine Driver]

I keep going back to Romantics because the service is always good, no matter who you choose. I saw a Chinese girl called Mimi this week. She said she's 25, but I reckon she's probably late 20's. Pretty face and okay body. Not fat. A cup tits. Some calligraphy tattoos on her back. She was very pleasant to be with. Nice DFK, BBBJ, DATY and AR on her. When I licked her pussy, she became very, very wet. She rode me CG and I then did her doggie while playing with her ass hole. Worth the $120. Just be warned that she doesn't know a word of English, so it's sign and point language only.

The papasan Richard has a very good business model. He imports the hookers from China. They come here on a tourist visa, work 7-days a week, live on the premises and then go home with a pile of cash. I think they are bonded for the period they are here as he pays their expenses. They have to work off the debt. I'm not sure what percentage of the fee he takes. Even $20 is a lot of money in China.

[Engine Driver]

With respect to anyone reading this.

I strongly disagree that most white or Caucasian working ladies are drug addicted. This in my view.

We will agree to disagree. I am not talking about the high class Caucasian escorts who have their own website and charge $600 a pop. I know a lot of Asian WGs and they tell me that the rare Caucasian girls who wander in to work all have drug problems. As I said before, non-drug dependent Caucasian girls who speak English have so many better job opportunities.

[Tha Aussie]

With respect to anyone reading this.

I strongly disagree that most white or Caucasian working ladies are drug addicted. This in my view.

We punters have preferences and Asian WL are in high supply therefore it is a competitive market place Caucasian WL particularly attractive one that will put up with fat ugly blokes like me are in short supply therefore ask a premium.

Its not rocket science. Please do not denigrate the service providers that you use regularly.

[Tha Aussie]

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[Engine Driver]

I just put the question to the other punters what has happened to all the great caucasian talent that used be in the brothels.

There is no economic necessity for the average caucasian woman to enter the prostitution business. There are so many well paying jobs for people who can speak English, that caucasian talent doesn't need to work on its back. Besides, even welfare pays well. White woman who work as prostitutes are usually drug addicts. It's the only job where they can get $1,000 a day to feed their ice habit.

Asian students or Asian MILFs have insufficient English language skills to gain well paid, legitimate employment. Rather than working as waitresses in Asian restaurants or as office cleaners for $120 a day, they can make $1,200 a day selling their pussies. All tax free. I know many Asian 'students' who have come here to study sham courses just so that can work as prostitutes for 4-days a week. They make $200,000 a year, which converts to a lot of baht.