Melbourne Brothel Reports

[DanTheMan]

I always enjoy reading your reports Dan! It looks like you and I are the amongst the biggest fans of TMC. Sure, they're not the hottest lookers, but I've only been disappointed a handful of times in 30 years. I've been mongering in other locales, and I'm looking forward to getting back to the Melbourne scene.

Sounds like Chelsea was on speed. Notwithstanding, no one can lie lie, deceive or scam quite like a Pinay WG.

Thanks for that Engine Driver.

This chick has worked at a number of places (so she was saying) - Daily Planet, and some Sydney joints. She also told me she was a bargirl overseas.

[Engine Driver]

Rolled up to TMC Wednesday night at about 8. 45 pm. 3 girls available, the rest were busy. Chelsea, a fat aussie woman and a slim mature woman.

It was a toss up between Chelsea and the mature Aussie who was busty and quite seductive. I chose Chelsea who is a 53 year old Filipino.

Walking up the steps, a big Aussie girl bumped into her and she basically told her to get fucked as she was so fat. Ok I'm thinking. She then said a lot of people spoke shit, but after the hour she took the cake for talking shit.

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I always enjoy reading your reports Dan! It looks like you and I are the amongst the biggest fans of TMC. Sure, they're not the hottest lookers, but I've only been disappointed a handful of times in 30 years. I've been mongering in other locales, and I'm looking forward to getting back to the Melbourne scene.

Sounds like Chelsea was on speed. Notwithstanding, no one can lie lie, deceive or scam quite like a Pinay WG.

[DanTheMan]

Rolled up to TMC Wednesday night at about 8. 45 pm. 3 girls available, the rest were busy. Chelsea, a fat aussie woman and a slim mature woman.

It was a toss up between Chelsea and the mature Aussie who was busty and quite seductive. I chose Chelsea who is a 53 year old Filipino.

Walking up the steps, a big Aussie girl bumped into her and she basically told her to get fucked as she was so fat. Ok I'm thinking. She then said a lot of people spoke shit, but after the hour she took the cake for talking shit.

Chelsea had a good body with a nice set of bolt ONS. To say this session was different was an understatement. For the next hour she did not shut up during the whole session, talking absolute dribble. She crapped on about having a BBQ at her Chelsea home on Thurs night to which I was invited. On with condom for a CBJ then I asked for 69 which she really enjoyed. She wanted to get on top, but I told her to sit on my face and this was one of the few times that she stopped talking and started moaning.

Soon it was on and she was screaming, for me to fuck her and to cum on her face. I ended up blowing all over her silicon boobs. A break then onto round 2 of which she just screamed for me to fuck her. Still she wouldn't shut up. If you were at TMC Wednesday night (28/9) between 9-10 pm, you wouldve heard her!

Her service was ok, but as I said she wouldn't stop talking ABSOLUTE SHIT for the hour. It wasn't even sensible conversation. She must've been on something this night. I caught her out on her shit a couple of times, so I believed nothing she said.

This is some of the things she told me;.
She blows all the guys at her local RSL.
She caught her 3rd husband getting blowed by a dude in a London club.

WIR: No

[DanTheMan]

Went down to TMC last Thursday night. Few girls available. One girl BOOM BOOM recognized me from years ago. I haven't seen her there in at least 4-5 years.

Anyway, got introduced to Coco, who I had seen there before and had been tempted to take.

This time I decided to take the taste test and booked COCO for an hour.

COCO is an Solomon Islander, with dark skin. Tits are a decent size and she has a guts on her through having a child.

Good service, 2 x shots BBBJ, kissing, a lot of dirty talk, especially saying how she loved her white cock! She also enjoys having her big black nipples sucked.

ID see her again. Coco gives a good service and is not stand offish and the service is not rushed.

[Stykler]

Decided a blast from the past was in order, so I dropped into The Duchess in Duke Street Abbotsford last night. I used to frequent this place a bit in my younger days, but it went through a pretty crook period some years ago and I haven't been back.

Anyway there was 4 girls on with only 2 being available at line up. I ended up choosing Japanese Angelique for a 30 minute session at the princely sum of $120. Very cheap, but it turned out being a case of you get what you pay for unfortunately.

Angelique was nice enough. Nice breasts, good figure and bubbly personality, but the service was purely rudimentary. Positioned herself so as to make touching impossible, trying to provide hand relief only, very mechanical headie. You know the score. The biggest surprise was the lack of showering prior to the session, which I don't like at all and considering her stated heritage of Japanese, quite surprising.

I quickly realised that Angelique was the typical FIFO from Sydney, here for a few weeks then back to Sydney. These types have no need to provide good service as it rarely results in return business for them.

At $120 The Duchess is cheap - maybe too cheap? I probably won't be back as you barely get what you pay for there.

[Marwar58]

Tried it today, Paris (girl), 30 min. Girls will describe deluxe service for 50 more than web prices--multiple extras. Rooms large with shower. Whole time used. It was fun overall. Walking distance in CBD area. Will sample some other choices. Melbourne seems to be an odd array compared to standards like Germany, etc.

[Mach 3]

The line up was good but not as good as last year around same time. Last year when I visited there were a lot of girls, all of the young Asians in the 18 to 25 age group. Some of them we stunning. This time around the line up was not so good, still much better than some of the other brothels I visited recently. I had a half an hour session with 'Ara' a Korean girl for $110. Friendly chit chat and good service. Services are standard with a few minutes of CBJ followed by a few positions till you finish.

I have always had good experience at red lantern. It's a very busy place with a lot of people streaming in and out.

[Mach 3]

Went there recently, the lineup was mostly Caucasian in the age group of 30 - 40 years. The women were good if you are into those types. There was 'Odette' who looked impressive, but I chose a tall blonde whose name I think was Bambi, $110 for 20 minutes. She did a decent service, was mostly friendly. I just tried a couple of positions then she said I have a few more minutes to finish. Luckily I finished just in time. WIR. Maybe, because there are so many other options.

[NickToo]

I'm glad you are happy to pay upwards of $200 an hour at these places. And regarding massage shops, simple, do your online research first, and it will always be a hit.

That's the starting rate for FS anywhere in Melbourne, no matter what kind of shop you visit.

If your preference is massage with no sexual services, it makes sense you would not want to pay the higher rates Brothels and RnTs charge.

Best you stick to the shopping center massage shops where there's virtually no chance of being offered anything extra.

[FriendClient]

Just went there recently to check it out. Line up was of mostly Caucasian MILFs. If that's your thing then this place is quiet a value for money. I had an 20 min FS session for $70/- with 'Zoe', a MILF. She was good and friendly, but the only problem was her using hand sanitizer, body spray and tissue papers through out the session. She nearly emptied one 'Office Choice' box of tissue during the session. Otherwise it was a good service.

This place is value for money than those illegal massage centers which could be hit or miss.

I'm glad you are happy to pay upwards of $200 an hour at these places. And regarding massage shops, simple, do your online research first, and it will always be a hit.

[Mach 3]

Just went there recently to check it out. Line up was of mostly Caucasian MILFs. If that's your thing then this place is quiet a value for money. I had an 20 min FS session for $70/- with 'Zoe', a MILF. She was good and friendly, but the only problem was her using hand sanitizer, body spray and tissue papers through out the session. She nearly emptied one 'Office Choice' box of tissue during the session. Otherwise it was a good service.

This place is value for money than those illegal massage centers which could be hit or miss.

[Stykler]

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[FriendClient]

I believe Number 100 is the best in Melbourne. Value for money and the ladies there are really nice and willing to chat and you always leave with a smile on your face. I have booked Lola and a couple of others over 6-7 bookings in the past. Lola is the 1 there if you want good fun.

[Gigabytor]

F**king idiots. What do they expect when they charge such outrageous prices.

I have no idea why anyone would go to Bodyline the prices are just so ridiculously out of whack with what is available elsewhere. I went there one time and they had a two price lists up, one had massage and the other was sensual, something like that. I thought it was HJ and FS prices but after I had paid it was revealed that it was Straight massage and HJ prices. Their HJ 30 minutes is the same or more than FS elsewhere. I've never been back.

[Syzygies]

You can see why. $240/ hrs is a bloody lot of money, and I won't be going there for a long time either!

If you consider what the prices were, 15 to 20 years ago, $240 / hour is not really a massive amount of money, dependent of course on the quality of the girl. It's still not a good price compared to overseas, unless stuck in Melbourne and have no other choice. I recall paying about $180 to $200 per hour approx. 20 years ago. Back then it was too pricey for me and I gave up mongering in Australia at brothels. Instead I changed to seeing a retired Thai hooker every week or two (she still needed some pocket money), when in Australia, with advantage of getting reliable service GFE and bareback and no time limit, and also moving more to better price per time girls overseas. In Germany could get beautiful East European girls (or Asian or latin) for approx. $70 per 30 minutes plus the FKK club entrance fee. Could stay in the club all day, eat, drink relax, and get several fucks. Heaven compared to Aussie brothels.

Obviously Asian girls are also much cheaper in their home countries. In my recent two month stay in Melbourne, did not fuck anyone, but am looking at the threads now, just in case I get desperate. My retired Thai hooker is now around 45 (I think) and starting to deteriorate in the face a bit too much (blotchy look now), so I did not even call her, however I worry if I can find anything pretty enough. I have got used to taking young stunners in Bangkok unfortunately. It's now many years since I used Westside, Tope St. Dives, Pink Palace, Harem, etc.