Melbourne Brothel Reports

[DanTheMan]

Last night I paid a visit to TMC about 8. 20 pm. About 5 women on but they were all booked. I asked if May was working but she was booked, so I waited for her.

Good time was had by all.

The main thing I wanted to say was that they have a number of Asian women working last night, about 4.

Also YAYA is working more here now and was on last night.

[DanTheMan]

It was ANZAC Day, and since I broke up with my nutcase ex, I have had no-one to deposit my load into. So with that thought in mind, I decided to take a trip down to West Melbourne. Tried TMC, 3 x women on, one seemed to be on uppers, as she was so pepped up! Not to my liking, so I went next door to WSX, wher I got the pleasure of being introduced to 4 x hot looking Asian women.

I chose Jessie, who has been at WSX, with what seems like forever. She's Thai, with a nice set of implants. She's not thin, but has a bit of meat on her, but I wouldn't complain if she was hanging off my arm!

Up to the room, and its your pretty average WSX affair. Jesse told me she was cold and I said that's no good, Ill warm you up!

And Warm up I did! Jesse gave a real GFE, cuddling, and being very sensual, before letting me going to town on those ample breasts of hers, and going down to pleasure her.

From there it was her on top until I was done. Great first round, and I was so fired up with her.

Round 2 provided more of her on top, before I got on top, completing a great ANZAC Day session.

Damage done - $220/ HR.

[DanTheMan]

Tried bodyline yarraville a few days ago.


The girl told me business has gone down lately. I think it's easy to guess why!

F**king idiots. What do they expect when they charge such outrageous prices.

[SuperCroc]

Tried bodyline yarraville a few days ago.

As many have complained, indeed the price has gone up it's out of whack! $260 for 1 hour (just bodyslide and HJ) and then +++ for any extras on top. So for example if you want oral that's +$30 extra then if you want DFK another $30 then FS another $$ you get the picture. Can easily come out above $300 if not careful.

However, having said that. They do have stunners, I would say 4 out of 7 that did intro walk in were 8 or 9 / 10.

The decor and rooms are also incredible, with mirrors all corners incl roof, strobe lights, large bed + massage table glass shower, sofa it was deluxe.

I chose a kiwi blonde girl, can't recall her name but she was beautiful. Friendly, wasnt perfect chemistry but she did her best to please me and was complying with whatever I requested. I went for oral and she let me touch her and eat her body without extra charge (apparently that's extra). Blew up on her tits was nice.

Overall great experience, beautiful girls and great venue with lot of extras tailored the way you like. But HUGE downside is price, when you add it all up it really becomes hard to justify. For a 1 hour session + various extras your looking at around $300+, not feasible when other brothel options available.

The girl told me business has gone down lately. I think it's easy to guess why!

[MikeHuntHertz]

Mate, about 20 years ago there they used to have some live fuck shows going on. Some Friday nights after work are tattooed in my mind forever. These young bucks have no idea what fun is nowadays.

There was (or maybe still is) live shows at the Candy Club not too long ago.

[Stykler]

I remember the old days when there were some pretty good, white Caucasian performers there.

Mate, about 20 years ago there they used to have some live fuck shows going on. Some Friday nights after work are tattooed in my mind forever. These young bucks have no idea what fun is nowadays.

[DanTheMan]

I went down to TMC Thurs night (25/02/16) at about 9:30 pm. Place was pretty busy with a lot of punters and a lot of girls working.

To be honest, I thought a lot of the girls were pretty average looking and not very friendly or chatty, unlike the daytime girls who usually sit and talk with you, and try to work you IP to go with them. This lot were just shake hands. I'm XXX and then gone. A few Asian girls working. One Thai, who was new, and a Filipino, who was a bit chunky, but had a massive set of tits, but also had a massive dose of Botox in her lips, that made her look like an absolute freak! Seeing her lips, completely put me off from seeing her, but apparently the Indian guys love it. Another newbie was a thin brunette who kept complaining about the type of clientele coming in, constantly complaining about how ugly they looked.

On to the session and may is nice, and knows what I like. She's talkative, but I find it hard to understand her at times and just agree with whatever she's saying, as I really have no idea what's she's crapping on about. She go really wet whilst riding me, and as is the norm, I got my 2 pops off in the hour.

Damage done $240/ HR.

[Engine Driver]

Went to Westside X mid week at about 9. 00 pm. Indian papasan called the girls in for a line up. There were 4 PRCs and 2 Thais. Fairly average looking. The PRCs all had resting bitchfaces, while the two Thais at least smiled. I chose one of the Thais, Tina a 30 something MILF who's here on a 3 month tourist visa.

She spoke very good English, so I'm thinking she's a retired bar girl from Bangkok. She said she comes here every year to work. Three months flat out would earn her about $50 K which converts to a lot of THB back home and she doesn't need to work for another year.

Service was very mechanical and she doesn't offer anything in terms of service other than DATY. No kissing, no BJ. But I did get to munch on her pussy and ass for 15 minutes until I started to ache! Got the job done, but she doesn't warrant a second visit.

[Engine Driver]

Every now and then I pop into the Candy Club in Richmond on the way home from a night shift. Don't know why as this place has really gone to the dumps, another experience last night confirms my thoughts. If it wasn't so convenient I wouldn't go near the joint.

Avoid like the plague, which you might catch if you go there! .

Styk.

Nice report Stykler. This place used to be owned by a white madam until about 8 years ago when it was sold to an Asian businesswoman. The Fairfax press did a piece about it a while ago. From your observations it certainly appears like immigration racketeering, indentured labour etc are probably the owners' main pathway to riches. Hope the authorities shut this place down.

I remember the old days when there were some pretty good, white Caucasian performers there.

[Stykler]

Every now and then I pop into the Candy Club in Richmond on the way home from a night shift. Don't know why as this place has really gone to the dumps, another experience last night confirms my thoughts. If it wasn't so convenient I wouldn't go near the joint.

Had a 7-8 girl line up, all of them acceptable last night. The one thing I noticed is that none of them at introduction looked at me, or displayed any kind of body language which showed their interest. I'm no Brad Pitt, but I ain't that bad so I'm left with the impression that the girls aren't that happy working there.

Anyway picked a girl from early on in the line up and she was a real dud. Left me in the room for 10 minutes prior to the session (what the fuck do they do during this time). No touching her, very toothy heady and an almost violent HJ which only succeeded in reducing my ardour. I actually faked orgasm to get away from this session it was that bad. I don't think the lady gave a shit to be honest as when I told her I had enough, she just laid down on the bed and went to sleep, like a real catnap!

Another thing about this shit hole is the rooms. The lack of an maintenance is causing them to age fast. Last night you could actually smell the stinky mould throughout the whole joint. It was revolting. The whole place needs a proper renovation.

Nothing from last nights session improves my thoughts on this place. At $130 for 30 minutes the pricing is standard, but the performance of the girls and the environment means that this place is a rip off at that price.

I am also a bit concerned about the working conditions at this place for the ladies. The vibe I get is that they are not at all happy and there seems to be an under current of misery, as if no-one wants to be there. Doesn't surprise me as the management at the Candy Club have let this place go downhill for a while.

Avoid like the plague, which you might catch if you go there! .

Styk.

[Andy G]

This place has gone downhill, the last 3-4 visits have been poor but this was just plain horrible. Mamasan said she was Malaysian but she was Thai, total star fish no touching no nothing.

After listening to her whining for 20 minutes I just got up had a quick shower and left. She just watched me do it, said nothing and was not apologetic at all. Top 5 worst punts of all time.

Another place lifting rates and delivering poor service. Won't be back here for a long time!

FYI They had a pretty cute tall / slim blonde aussie bird there (first time I have seen a non asian), not my cup of tea but others may be looking for that.

[Stykler]

I'm new to the city. Curious as to when the best time of day to visit a brothel would be in order to meet quality service providers. Afternoon or evening? Weekday or weekend?

Thanks!

Why don't you read the forum and do some of your own research? Report back and maybe someone will bother to respond to your next question.

[Runkle]

I'm new to the city. Curious as to when the best time of day to visit a brothel would be in order to meet quality service providers. Afternoon or evening? Weekday or weekend?

Thanks!

[SuperCroc]

Popped into TMC this afternoon. Plenty of girls on. Crystal was available as she was talking to the receptionist, but I asked for April, as I was in the mood for some mature Thai!

Good service as always. Interesting to note that she was telling me that business is quiet since the price hike and that a lot of her regulars are not coming in as often as before. April also mentioned that business was starting to slow before the price hike, but since the recent price hike, its really slow.

You can see why. $240/ hrs is a bloody lot of money, and I won't be going there for a long time either!

Not surprised, with those kind of prices people would go less often, many will simply stop going.

But also I understand with rising rents, license fees and sex workers probably demanding more money they have no choice but to raise prices.

[HornyKiwi]

Popped into TMC this afternoon. Plenty of girls on. Crystal was available as she was talking to the receptionist, but I asked for April, as I was in the mood for some mature Thai!

Good service as always. Interesting to note that she was telling me that business is quiet since the price hike and that a lot of her regulars are not coming in as often as before. April also mentioned that business was starting to slow before the price hike, but since the recent price hike, its really slow.

You can see why. $240/ hrs is a bloody lot of money, and I won't be going there for a long time either!

Its always funny how people thinking that putting up the price will get more people in especially when they are losing customers anyway. At the end of the day for a lot of guys the money they use is their spending money and when their spending money is reducing due to high costs for other things that will help their families they have to make a choice. If brothels or massage parlors want to increase customers then either keep the same prices and give better service or decrease the prices until the business is busy again.