Melbourne Brothel Reports

[Engine Driver]

Can anyone give me some names of the most discreet brothels in Melbourne?

One of the main reasons why I like to stick to the AMP's is because of the discretion factor. They're usually run out of either ordinary looking houses or apartments or shops that don't announce what they really offer inside.

If anyone has some suggestions for very discreet brothels, please let me know.

You will definitely be seen entering and leaving at some of the South Melbourne brothels and of course at WSX and TMC which are on a busy road. Apart from those, most of the suburban brothels are in industrial areas (who cares if a panel beater sees you?) or are in houses with discrete rear parking and rear entrance. You can always wear sunnies and a cap to hide under! Pick any of the ones in Dandenong or Mitcham and you will be fine.

[SuperCroc]

Just returned from a session with May at TMC. I haven't seen her for 6 months. She's OK, probably the best of the night time crew. I got introduced to 3, one was wearing a wig, other was fat and had massive tattooed tits and May.

Not a bad session. She does what I like so I left happy. Couldn't get the second shot off, but that's just me getting old I suppose!

For those who don't know, May is about mid 30's and Vietnamese. $220/ HR.

Onto some other news, I was going to go to WSX tonight, but as I parked out front, I noticed everything was dark. I thought the curtins were drawn, but on closer inspection, the front door was shut, and I've NEVER seen the front door shut on that place in about 20 years.

Anyway, apparently its closed as the mama has got cancer, and they don't know if its going to re-open!

For ll you Asian lovers out there, (such as myself), I think we may have to find another worthy Asian establishment!

Thanks for the update Dan. I can imagine the disappointment when you drove up all the way on a horny night only to find it closed.

This is actually tragic, since I was there just a few weeks ago and had an incredible time with a stunning 8/10 Thai gem who was so into it full GFE and was thinking of revisiting next week!

Hopefully it's only temporary and they're back in business soon.

[Shirlock]

Just returned from a session with May at TMC. I haven't seen her for 6 months. She's OK, probably the best of the night time crew. I got introduced to 3, one was wearing a wig, other was fat and had massive tattooed tits and May.

Not a bad session. She does what I like so I left happy. Couldn't get the second shot off, but that's just me getting old I suppose!

For those who don't know, May is about mid 30's and Vietnamese. $220/ HR.

Onto some other news, I was going to go to WSX tonight, but as I parked out front, I noticed everything was dark. I thought the curtins were drawn, but on closer inspection, the front door was shut, and I've NEVER seen the front door shut on that place in about 20 years.

Anyway, apparently its closed as the mama has got cancer, and they don't know if its going to re-open!

For ll you Asian lovers out there, (such as myself), I think we may have to find another worthy Asian establishment!

Apparently the mama Rose passed away last Wednesday so not sure what will happen now.

[DanTheMan]

Just returned from a session with May at TMC. I haven't seen her for 6 months. She's OK, probably the best of the night time crew. I got introduced to 3, one was wearing a wig, other was fat and had massive tattooed tits and May.

Not a bad session. She does what I like so I left happy. Couldn't get the second shot off, but that's just me getting old I suppose!

For those who don't know, May is about mid 30's and Vietnamese. $220/ HR.

Onto some other news, I was going to go to WSX tonight, but as I parked out front, I noticed everything was dark. I thought the curtins were drawn, but on closer inspection, the front door was shut, and I've NEVER seen the front door shut on that place in about 20 years.

Anyway, apparently its closed as the mama has got cancer, and they don't know if its going to re-open!

For ll you Asian lovers out there, (such as myself), I think we may have to find another worthy Asian establishment!

[Aussie Joe]

Hi Engine Driver.

For quite some time I've been posting about my Melbourne adventures on another forum due to the crazy focus the Melbourne thread on ISG has on AMPS. It's about time someone started a thread for the rest of us, so we'll done.

As our taste in women does seem to be similar you should go check out Rika at Romantics in Brunswick. Truely one of the best I've had in the last few years, but be warned, you'll have to book ahead and it pays to call up the place on the morning of the booking to confirm your appointment. For the best service book at least an hour, it'll be the best $220 you've spent in a long time.

What's Rika's nationality, physical appearance and age?

Cheers.

[Grrrr]

Hi Engine Driver.

For quite some time I've been posting about my Melbourne adventures on another forum due to the crazy focus the Melbourne thread on ISG has on AMPS. It's about time someone started a thread for the rest of us, so we'll done.

As our taste in women does seem to be similar you should go check out Rika at Romantics in Brunswick. Truely one of the best I've had in the last few years, but be warned, you'll have to book ahead and it pays to call up the place on the morning of the booking to confirm your appointment. For the best service book at least an hour, it'll be the best $220 you've spent in a long time.

[Aussie Joe]

Can anyone give me some names of the most discreet brothels in Melbourne?

One of the main reasons why I like to stick to the AMP's is because of the discretion factor. They're usually run out of either ordinary looking houses or apartments or shops that don't announce what they really offer inside.

If anyone has some suggestions for very discreet brothels, please let me know.

[Bell 37]

I head over to western suburbs ever so often and have visited Show me Fire and Studio Honeys a few times. Both brothels are in Fleet St Somerton. Only a few doors away from each other. Discreet parking around the back.

This means that they are keen for your business and prices (daytime quoted as that is when I visit) are around $100 for half a hour. Both brothels usually have 3 to 6 girls on, and if you are not attracted to the ones at Studio Honeys, then I just say thanks and check out Show me Fire. Brandy at Show me Fire is a dark skinned lady with probably f cups. Studio Honeys often has 2 girls for a special price which can be very exciting.

A very sexy redhead nurse from Sydney also visits Show me Fire ever month or two to earn some extra cash and she is hot.

Visiting during the day, I have never been rushed, taking shower before and after the action. Might be different at night or peak times.

This Brandy sounds like the one who used to do peep shows and private dances at the Dendy Cinema in the city. A great choice if you liked really big boobs. A pleasant lady who was about 5'9" tall.

[Rickr63]

Visited Garden of Eden this week. Located off Cheltenham Rd at the end of Dingley Ave around 5 klm from the heart of Dandenong. Situated on large grounds with good fencing so once you drive in, nobody will see your vehicle from the road. Nice big 2 storey building. Unfortunately only 3 ladies on when I visited and all 3 did nothing for me. One probably in 30's, size 18 and in 20's and a size 20 plus lady in 40's with massive breasts. If you are into chubby ladies, then this is the place for you. Apparently 40 girls work here so you may have better luck than me. No african ladies on books. Just one dark skinned indian lady. Do have a 6 month pregnant lady working a day or 2 a week if you that way inclined. Prices are $130 for half an hour.

[Rickr63]

I head over to western suburbs ever so often and have visited Show me Fire and Studio Honeys a few times. Both brothels are in Fleet St Somerton. Only a few doors away from each other. Discreet parking around the back.

This means that they are keen for your business and prices (daytime quoted as that is when I visit) are around $100 for half a hour. Both brothels usually have 3 to 6 girls on, and if you are not attracted to the ones at Studio Honeys, then I just say thanks and check out Show me Fire. Brandy at Show me Fire is a dark skinned lady with probably f cups. Studio Honeys often has 2 girls for a special price which can be very exciting.

A very sexy redhead nurse from Sydney also visits Show me Fire ever month or two to earn some extra cash and she is hot.

Visiting during the day, I have never been rushed, taking shower before and after the action. Might be different at night or peak times.

[Shirlock]

Rang MC yesterday to see when Simone is working and was told she doesn't work there anymore. Anybody know where she has gone? Recently seen Eva at Ultimates in Geelong, Thai woman, probably mid to late 30,slim body, perky boobs and long nipples, very enthusiastic girl friend type service, lots of kissing and had a great time WIR absolutely as left feeling drained and with a big smile on my face.

Also had the pleasure of recently catching up with Gen from Boronia, ad in locanto, MILF type blonde, probably late 30 or thereabout, big boobs, slim build, provides porno type service and does everything if you know what I mean. Very enthusiastic service. WIR absolutely but a little bit far for me to travel but I will go back.

[Shirlock]

If anyone is looking for bareback action, you can try Simone at TMC. Simone is an eastern European MILF, probably a 4 in looks, but provides a 9/10 PSE. I've sessioned Simone many times and absolutely everything is possible. She has offered me bareback a number of times saying "let's be like boyfriend and girlfriend". I've declined each time as bareback with a WG is not something I can do considering my, er, domestic situation.

Rang MC yesterday to see when Simone is working and was told she doesn't work there anymore. Anybody know where she has gone? Recently seen Eva at Ultimates in Geelong, Thai woman, probably mid to late 30,slim body, perky boobs and long nipples, very enthusiastic girl friend type service, lots of kissing and had a great time WIR absolutely as left feeling drained and with a big smile on my face.

[DanTheMan]

Went down to TMC course yesterday and saw April. She's put ona bit of weight since returning from her Thai holiday.

For those who don't know, April is Thai, early 50's and gives a great service!

WIR. I'm a regular.

[Ausmann]

Met up with some friends and decided to try one of the places in South Melbourne, ended up at 59 on York, Asian girls, went in and three working at the time, they introduced themselves and I decided to take the smaller Thai girl, to get to the point, very disappointed with the service, this is my first visit to a brothel for many years, the girl was not very friendly, just did not connect, her name is see K, pronounced like that, my mates told me this place was good but not tonight (Sunday). I find the girls at the massage shops more friendly and at least show they are keen, WIR not sure. Cheers Ausmann.

[Engine Driver]

What days does she work.

Probably best to ring up and find out. Girls' schedules always change.