Melbourne Brothel Reports

[Kakariki]

People are doing this in Melbourne too. Then the idiots tip the girls for their 'great service".

The world is infested with dixkheads.

Then the girls think they can charge everyone the same.

[DanTheMan]

Some fools up here pay $65 for an hour massage and then $100 to get gear off and hand job but no roaming allowed.

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People are doing this in Melbourne too. Then the idiots tip the girls for their 'great service".

The world is infested with dixkheads.

[NewImage]

I had an itch that I couldn't scratch yesterday, so I want to TMC Saturday afternoon about 2. 30 pm. Introduced to 3 women, Carmella, some little Aussie chick and Isabella, who seems Spanish. Isabella was pretty busty, said Hi and asked if I had any questions;.
On another note, sex in Melbourne is very expensive. $220/ hr for WSX, $250 for TMC...WTF!!!!

Some fools up here pay $65 for an hour massage and then $100 to get gear off and hand job but no roaming allowed.

If they had a high speed train from Brisbane to Sydney they would make a mint. Come to think of it they need one from Melbourne and Canberra too.

Might mention it to Malcolm next time I see him.

[DanTheMan]

I had an itch that I couldn't scratch yesterday, so I want to TMC Saturday afternoon about 2. 30 pm. Introduced to 3 women, Carmella, some little Aussie chick and Isabella, who seems Spanish. Isabella was pretty busty, said Hi and asked if I had any questions;.

Yeah I do, what's your service like.

A very sensual service.

OK like what.

Its very sensual.

Yeah, but how is it sensual.

Well it sensual, like a GFE.

Do you kiss.

No that's extra.

Stay clear my main brain was saying, so I did.

With that I left and went next door to WSX, where they has 3 girls on. Only got introduced to one, Jessica. YEah OK I say lets go.

Up to t he room and she's wearing white lingerie. I'm not big on white. Asian chicks look better in black. Soon its on the bed and the session begins with a nice massage. Soon Jess is going into her bag of goodies, (as she calls it) and gets a vibrator out to which she is rubbing around my arse. Its really not doing much for me, but apparently it does for a lot of other men who like to get fucked by a dido / vibrator.

Soon its a CBJ then her saying she wants to get on top and ride me until I cum deep into her pussy. OK I say, and she's into it with the obligatory dirty talk which isn't too bad. Soon she gets off and points that peach shaped arse into the air, saying for me to fuck her doggie. I couldn't help it and gave her some oral from behind with some rimming before fucking that arse while slapping it hard. I tried to stick it up her arse but she redirected it back to her pussy. Soon she was screaming for me to give it to her, which I did. The second round was a massage and a hand job with a load of dirty talk before I came on those tiny boobs.

Get on down to WSX and try her. She's from Sydney, but works 2 weeks on, 2 weeks off.

On another note, sex in Melbourne is very expensive. $220/ hr for WSX, $250 for TMC...WTF!!!!

[Engine Driver]

A So I rocked on down to WSX on Sunday at 6 pm. <snip>. $220 well spent. Everything was done safely. The quality of women here is a hell of a lot better than TMC. But then again, I am an Asian lover!

Nice report Dan. I agree that the WSX always delivers and the girls are sweet. Not always the case next door as the girls at TMC are usually old, ugly and fat. I just wish they would refurbish WSX as the place is a complete shit hole.

[DanTheMan]

After a recent trip to Pattaya, I had a taste for some more Thai. So I rocked on down to WSX on Sunday at 6 pm.

Choice of 6 girls. I couldn't make up my mind as they all looked fuckable. One girl left the reception area as I couldn't make up my mind! Up her!

I ended up choosing Jessica, who wasn't busty but was just so cute, I needed to do her. Jessica would be about 30, wavy hair with a lovely smile. Really cute. She also possess' a really hot shapely arse.

In to the room and its a nice massage and then on to the action, all safe, and 2 pops for the hour.

A lot of dirty talk and a nice massage to boot. The hottest bit was watching her ride me, then on the second go, her jerking me off looking direct at me and saying my me your cum, all of your cum.

$220 well spent. Everything was done safely. The quality of women here is a hell of a lot better than TMC. But then again, I am an Asian lover!

[Cotos]

I finally got around to booking Rika and let me say she is well worth the effort. I had to book a couple of days in advance, she is extremely popular. While waiting in the waiting room for my booking, the phone rang 3 times, and all were punters wanting to book Rika. She provides exactly the type of service I am after. An affectionate GFE. BBBJ, cat bath, DATY and lots of DFK. Sex with Rika is special and I thoroughly recommend her. Its $120 1/2 HR.

Sex Worker's Name: Rika.

Session Month: November.

Session Year: 2017.

Type of Service: Parlour Worker.

Name of Agency or Parlour (if any): Romantics.

Advertised Hourly Rate (Pick closest): $225.

Location where session took place: Victoria.

Session Day: Weekday.

Session Time: Daytime.

Estimated Age: 30 - 35.

Estimated Ethnic Group: Asian origin.

Knowledge of English: Very good.

Hair Colour: Brown.

Hair Length: Long.

Eyes Colour: Brown.

Skin Colour: Pale.

Height: Average. Around 168 cm / 5'6".

Body Shape: Athletic.

Full Sex available: Yes.

Kind of Experience: GFE / PSE.

Kissing Available: Yes, DFK (Deep French Kissing).

Blowjob: Yes, BBBJ and CIM (Cum In Mouth).

DATY / Oral On Her: Yes.

Overall Looks: Attractive.

Overall Personality: Lovely.

Overall Performance: Fantastic time.

[Mach 3]

Hi punters,

Has anyone been to Southern Comfort and watched their live sex shows.

Are they worth a visit.

Cheers.

Been there a couple of times. What happens is similar to pole dancing, but the women (mostly in their 40's) would come and sit on you lap and you can fondle them. They also do blow jobs to some of the punters right in the middle of their dance routine. It's only $20 and you can use that $20 as credit for a 30 min or more session within 7 days of the show. It's not my kind of thing so won't be going again.

[Chew40]

I'm a regular customer of this place. So far I have taken 11 different girls in many occasions. Out of the lot, Melannie and Alex are lovely ladies. Quin is so cute. Others are average. Windy and Stevie. Guys please don't take these two money greedy and demanding girls. Windy thinks she is the client and we are escorts. Stevie thinks she is next Marilyn Monroe. There are some mature ladies, they are far better than these two. Don't waste your money for shits.

[Rangler]

Dan seems you had a better experience than i did at TMC that day.

I decided to go and treat myself as i had not been for a while.

Arriving before midnight i was told there were only two ladies available while i did see four were on the blackboard.

The first to come out i have forgotten her name was a caucasian that looked anorexic. The second was Isobella apparently Spanish,slightly better looking than the first but not all that much to look at either and i thought about leaving but after driving in from the suburbs thought i would avoid leaving with blueballs.

I booked 45 mins and she didn't come in for 5 - 10 minutes, the stalling started with fumbling of the tissue box and taking off her fishnet leatard. As I as i started feeling her c cups and having a lick she pulled up her leatard, I thought WTF. No kissing all mechanical. I thought I would do the deed she puts on a cover and as she is about to mount me she pulls out her vibrator and puts it between her box and my knob stopping me going in all the way By this time i started to go soft and i said finish it off with massage which was half arsed and i could hardly get hard for the tug and i had to think of other pros i had previously to get off.

Usually your gut feel proves you right and i should have walked before handing over the $200. They have got to be off their collective faces that they are going to be jacking up the prices and providing a crap service.Along with a British pro at Spellbound a few years ago that said she couldnt have sex because condoms break i would rate this as one of my worst brothel experiences.TMC have dropped off in dramatic fashion along with the talent even though some punters strike a goldmine occasionaly its few and far between these days in my opinion.Im done with the TMC i will empty my balls at an rnt in future.

[DanTheMan]

Thought ID pay my regular a visit on a cold Sunday afternoon. Well, I haven't seen her for a while but that's my fault.

Anyway, she said that I hadn't seen her for a while and thought I might've gone overseas to work again, but no such luck.

Down to the action and it was like I had never left. A full on service which left my balls drained and April sweating from all the effort she put in to please me!

Damage done $240/ HR.

On another note, TMC is lifting its prices from this Friday. New prices will be; $250/ HR and $150/30 minutes.

Prices here and at brothels in general are startign to get very, very pricey and I am going to have to cut my mongering back to the absolute minimum.

April was saying that since the price rises a while ago, patronage has fallen right off. Punters are finding it way too expensive.

[DanTheMan]

After the shocking experience I had at TMC a couple of weeks ago, I couldn't help but to return just to see who was working. I went this time knowing full well that I would end up at WSX.

I went on Saturday afternoon about 1. 30 pm. I was introduced to about 5 women, (4 Aussie and 1 Asian looking MILF, whose name was Cherry). To be honest Cherry looked pretty good. Great body, but face looked a bit weather beaten. The Aussies were mixed. A large breasted woman, who I saw years ago (she used to work at TOTT), and a few others that did nothing for me. One sub par wonder offered me BBBJ, as well as BBFS. No thanks. I have been offered and done BBFS here before, but it played on my mind too much and I didn't need that again. I told the receptionist no thanks, and ID be back that night.

I rocked into WSX straight away and was shown 3 ladies. There was me and an Indian guy who were waiting for intros. All were Thai, 1 I had seen before, the second was average, then there was Jessie. I instantly chose Jessie.

Jessie is a hangover from the halcyon days of WSX, leading back from the late 90's, to the early 2000's. Jessie has a great set of silicon boobs and isn't really petite, but more solid, but in a good way. IF she was hanging off my arm, I wouldn't be complaining. I've seen Jessie before, but it has been a long time.

Up to the room, starting with some massage, then it was onto a very sensual service, no DFK, but lots of cuddles and closeness, with our hands moving over each other bodies. It ended with me sucking her ample boobs which she enjoyed. Then she asked to suck me and who am I to refuse. On with the condom and into a nice 69, before she moved on top riding me to completion.

Then more massage as the second round started with oral and me doing missionary. As I was struggling to cum I asked for a HJ, but I soon took over as Jessie played with my arse.

All in all it was $220/ HR well spent, with an attractive woman, who smelt nice, and not a hint of cigarette smoke, or coffee on the breath. The overwhelming aroma of perfume and skin cream was lovely and a great change of pace from the women I have encountered recently at TMC.

If you want to root a pig that reeks of cigarette smoke and cum, go next door to TMC. If you want a hot looking Thai woman rock on to WSX.

[NickToo]

The original question was about the member's first review of Paige where she was paid $150 for a one hour massage, plus $150 in tips, plus at least one gift, making the booking a $300+ punt, without any mention of sex.

Yet a satisfying $120 full service 30 minute punt is considered to be poor value in comparison.

How?

[FriendClient]

I was thinking the exact same thing. The mind boggles!

I guess some people can't read. It was $90 and $150. For 60 minutes. High Majority of businesses where you get the whole cake, they get you to wear a rubber, they don't agree with me, so I go to massage shops. Still get the shot off, after all, that's all we are after. And Asians turn me off. Far too many of them in the industry. Give me an Australian / North+South American or European industry worker any day of the week.

We all have our preferences, just because they differ from other peoples preferences, doesn't mean they are wrong. Despite what the odd person says.

[Cotos]

You recently posted in another thread that you paid $300 ($150 massage and $150 tip) plus gift (s) for a one hour RnT yet you believe a thirty minute full service booking for $120 is expensive.

Could you please explain how you formed that opinion and why you think your punt was better value than Tauto's was?

I was thinking the exact same thing. The mind boggles!