Melbourne Brothel Reports

[DanTheMan]

Rocked up to TMC last night about 9 pm. Heaps of girls on and the new receptionist (Boom Boom. Who used to work there), said she had 20 girls coming in. A lot of the girls I hadn't seen before. Mostly Aussie girls. The receptionist told me that she told the girls that if they want to earn big $$ they need to turn up to work, and they must've heeded her message.

Boom Boom recognized me from years ago, as I saw her a few times. She told Ebony to look after me as I'm a long time regular.

Ebony is a Fijian woman, big boobs and bigger black nipples. She'd easily be in her mid. Late 40's. At the intro she told me she'd hop in the shower with me, kiss, suck me off, etc. To the room and she asked me what I like and I told her. It was met with a tongue down my throat. After some DFK, she wanted to give me some natural oral, then told me to go to town on her tits and to fuck them, (which I did). Followed this up with some DATY. Soon got Ebony to get on top for some cowgirl, and soon the first round was over.

Some massage and some talking, (I dunno why but a lot of women confide in me). A half decent massage and it was on for round 2. Ebony basically sat on my face and told me to eat her out and bite her clit. Then it was some natural oral, and I asked to fuck her missionary, with her legs on my shoulders so I can go nice and deep. After that some doggie, and I asked if I could blow all over her arse, but I ended up doing it all over her tits.

Pretty good session as I'm not really into the Aussie chicks. I dunno if I would return. I'm tempted to go back to WSX and bone some smoking hot Asians!

[DanTheMan]

Hi Guys,

Still having a hard time trying to get a lay of the land. A couple of questions. It is my first time Australia, so I apologize in advance if they seem naive or stupid. Please bear with me. I am an experienced traveller myself, and would be happy to answer questions in kind about where I have been.

1. I never see any discussion about the larger brothels like Tiffany's, Stilletto's, and such. Most of the reports here on ISG seem to center on smaller MPs, and a few smaller places (TMC). Why is that? Is there another source of information that I am missing? Aus99? Should I try and register for that?

2. There are some countries, like the Dom Rep or Thailand, where it is often beneficial to bring US / Euro currency and exchange it. In other more developed countries, like Germany or Japan, its better to just use your ATM card. Is Australia the former or the latter? Just want to know if there is any good reason to bring a stack of cash. BTW, that's how I usually like to do things. I try to minimize the use of ATM and credit cards in foreign countries.

3. Where is the best area to stay in Melbourne that gives me easy access to the "nightlife" as well as tourist stuff?

Thanks in advance!

Stay in the city. Rock on over to The Main Course or Westside X in Dudley St West Melbourne, near the markets. Youll love it.

TMC has a variety of women.

WSX is all asian.

[Manny51]

Ok, been doing some research on the internet. Anyone have any experience with the following venues?

My Alibi, Daily Planet, Harem, Pink Palace, Bodyline.

Compared to my roamings in Sydney, these places all at least appear polished, but slightly cheaper than equivalent venues in Sydney.

Thanks in advance!

[Alternate 75]

1. There are other sites that review the brothels eg. Auxxxreviews etc. Prices range from $100 - $300 plus per 30 minutes. Asians dominate but there are a few non asians working.

2. Best to use a credit card. If you exchange euros / usd the spread between buy sell is usually about 8% at the banks, and on Amex its about 4% plus Aussie banks hit you for a transaction fee as well so it ends up being more than 6% cost. If you can beat this bring your own Aussie dollars.

The best place I find to exchange USD / Euros back to Aussy dollars is HSBC Bank in the city but its marginal. I have a multicurrency account so I just go to an ATM and take out the currency in the city I am in, watching for ATM fees and make sure its a union pay or cirrus ATM.

3. Melbourne is not a big place but its spread out so. If you are close to south melbourne there are plenty of choices, if you want Asian at a rock bottom prices in massage houses then High street or Plenty road Preston or Footscray but quality hotels are hard to find in these areas. Depends on your budget and how active you want to be.

Cheers.

Hi Guys,

Still having a hard time trying to get a lay of the land. A couple of questions. It is my first time Australia, so I apologize in advance if they seem naive or stupid. Please bear with me. I am an experienced traveller myself, and would be happy to answer questions in kind about where I have been.

1. I never see any discussion about the larger brothels like Tiffany's, Stilletto's, and such. Most of the reports here on ISG seem to center on smaller MPs, and a few smaller places (TMC). Why is that? Is there another source of information that I am missing? Aus99? Should I try and register for that?

2. There are some countries, like the Dom Rep or Thailand, where it is often beneficial to bring US / Euro currency and exchange it. In other more developed countries, like Germany or Japan, its better to just use your ATM card. Is Australia the former or the latter? Just want to know if there is any good reason to bring a stack of cash. BTW, that's how I usually like to do things. I try to minimize the use of ATM and credit cards in foreign countries.

3. Where is the best area to stay in Melbourne that gives me easy access to the "nightlife" as well as tourist stuff?

Thanks in advance!

[Manny51]

Hi Guys,

Still having a hard time trying to get a lay of the land. A couple of questions. It is my first time Australia, so I apologize in advance if they seem naive or stupid. Please bear with me. I am an experienced traveller myself, and would be happy to answer questions in kind about where I have been.

1. I never see any discussion about the larger brothels like Tiffany's, Stilletto's, and such. Most of the reports here on ISG seem to center on smaller MPs, and a few smaller places (TMC). Why is that? Is there another source of information that I am missing? Aus99? Should I try and register for that?

2. There are some countries, like the Dom Rep or Thailand, where it is often beneficial to bring US / Euro currency and exchange it. In other more developed countries, like Germany or Japan, its better to just use your ATM card. Is Australia the former or the latter? Just want to know if there is any good reason to bring a stack of cash. BTW, that's how I usually like to do things. I try to minimize the use of ATM and credit cards in foreign countries.

3. Where is the best area to stay in Melbourne that gives me easy access to the "nightlife" as well as tourist stuff?

Thanks in advance!

[Alex21]

beautiful Thai girl called Nina.

Can you recommend a good time to go? Would be difficult for me to get there during the day. When I went there which was around the same time you did there was nothing but wrinkly Aussie chicks and overused bar girl and worn out stripper types. Missing a few teeth here or there. If you get my drift. Would of loved a decent Cambo or Thai girl.

[DanTheMan]

Rolled into the Main Course last Saturday Night about 11.30 pm. It was obvious the GP was on, as there was 24 girls to choose from, and the waiting area was packed with punters. I thought all the girls were going to be taken as there were so many blokes in the waiting area.

Got introduced to a couple of white scrubbers and was introduced to Nikki who was Thai and 41. Just as I said yes, May and another hot looking Asian girl came along, but Nikki was a decent pick, as I said before I didn't think they're would be too many women available, so I chose the first one I liked.

Nikki has a nice size booty for you ass men. Tits weren't too bad and she was easy on the eye.

A bit of massage before some mutual oral, 69, DFK, then she asked to get on top and rode me while we DFK. Pretty wild.

Second session some oral to get me going, doggie, her on top, missionary before she finished me off with a Handy with some dirty talk.

Overall a pretty decent session. Nikki was friendly and asked what I liked so she could make it a better session.

I'm back into the punt after splitting with my fuck buddy after she wanted more than just a fuck (hint relationship).

I'm sticking to the punt. Its a hell of a lot easier!

[TakeCareYou]

Visited this establishment last night after an absence of many years. Looks like this place has turned into an Asian brothel. Introductions was in a small room and I was introduced to three ladies. The first two didn't do it for me. They were both Chinese. But the third one caught my eye. She would have been aged late 20's to mid 30's, plain face and her clothes didn't reveal her body much but she seemed friendly and had bright / alert eyes. I decided to pick her for the half hour. Anyway into the room and I asked her her name (Terri) and where she came from (South Korea! When she dis-robed she revealed a gorgeous slim body with medium sized breasts and with smooth white skin. What a bonus. Service was nice and unrushed. Started with cuddles and stroking, kissing and eventually some DFK and BBBJ. Then protected sex in the usual positions and some more cuddles and stroking afterwards. Overall a pleasant experience and will return to see her. I even tipped her which is a bid deal for a tight arse like me!

[OlderPlayer]

You're joking aren't you? The only action you'll get at these places is with another bloke!

No joking.

Pay the $20 and away you go.

Just sit in the front rows.

[TakeCareYou]

Visited this establishment on Wednesday night after reading some of the reviews on this site. First impressions were good. Large, clean and professional looking establishment. Was ushered into a small room with piped porn on TV and 5 ladies did their introductions. There was an assortment of ladies on offer and I settled on a beautiful Thai girl called Nina. Nina had a full figure, pretty face, nice hair and beautiful white smooth ski. Chose the half hour service for $100. Went upstairs with Nina to room no. 2 which was nice and spacious. Nina told me to have a shower and to take my time as the half hour didn't start until she returned to the room. When Nina returned she started with a body slide and some Spanish. Then on with the raincoat for some good unrushed oral. A new raincoat was applied and then sex started with her on top. We started slowly but soon picked up the pace. Eventually she became tired and so we tried some doggy and then me on top. Had trouble coming and resorted to a HJ in the end with Nina trying her best to make me cum before the half hour expired! Overall a good session that was unrushed and went the full 30 minutes. Nina was nice and provided a good service and spoke good English. WIR? Yeah. For $100 it was good value.

[DanTheMan]

So you pay $20 to enter and watch the sex show and if you are lucky enough, you might get action whilst you watch? That would be awesome.

Kinda like Club X shops that has room to watch porn movies with other people also and if others are interested you can get action there. There's 1 in Dandenong I went to a couple times. Around the corner from the train station, not far from other shops also. Value there. But Live sex shows are better.

You're joking aren't you? The only action you'll get at these places is with another bloke!

[FriendClient]

Been twice. Not the A grade talent one bit (D grade. But friendly). Got action twice! Not a bad way to blow $20!

So you pay $20 to enter and watch the sex show and if you are lucky enough, you might get action whilst you watch? That would be awesome.

Kinda like Club X shops that has room to watch porn movies with other people also and if others are interested you can get action there. There's 1 in Dandenong I went to a couple times. Around the corner from the train station, not far from other shops also. Value there. But Live sex shows are better.

[NickToo]

Is this shop a brothel or a RnT place?

Neither. It's a legitimate massage therapy shop according to its Twitter feed and website, so buyer beware seems to be the approach to take, based on reports elsewhere. Excellent if you just want a standard massage though with no "extras."

[OlderPlayer]

Been twice. Not the A grade talent one bit (D grade. But friendly). Got action twice! Not a bad way to blow $20!

I visited and watched the show.

Agree with the grade.

But manage to have my dick sucked and watched another guy doing doggy on one of the girls.

The $20 for the strip show is also a discount of any service within 7 days.

[DanTheMan]

Went to The Main Course on Friday in the hope of seeing April, but unfortunately, someone had booked her so I had to miss out. Shame, I bloody love fucking her.

AnyHoo, got introduced to about 4 other ladies, none of which were really my thing, but seeing as I had fullsackitis, I decided to try my luck with Ayassha (I think that's how you spell her name, its pronounced ASIA), as she was the friendliest in the intro. Ayassha looks as though she wears a wig, but has a decent body with a nice set of tits. She would be in her 40's and aussie.

To the bedroom she promised DFK, but there was only a limited amount of this. She's very dominate and talky. I think I f this is your thing, where you like to be dominated in a role playing scene, then you will enjoy her time. No massage or anything to begin with. She pinned my arms then began kissing me and rubbing her boobs in my face. Some tongue action before some oral action. I asked he to get on top, but she sort of pounds away on your cock, more than grinding, (which I enjoy). Tried a few positions, doggie, miss, cowgirl, standing doggie before she told me to fuck her tits to which I did before blowing a huge load over those things.

A bit of massage, (which she admitted to not being good at. It was alright by my standards), before the second round took place. Some great oral which then turned to the old trick of a hand job which looks like she is sucking you. This is a total turn off for me. I asked for some more action before putting on a condom and her putting her legs high in the air fore some deep penetration before completion.

Overall the service was alright, not up to Aprils lofty standards, (I am a regular and next time will book her).

Like I said, if you enjoy being dominated, then ID recommend Ayassha.