Calgary

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oXoX~//**Cowtown beauty..EVA..**//~oXoX(Special) - w4m - 24 (Downtown)
Reply to: pers-1046454048@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-02-23, 12:44AM MST


Hello Gentlemen,

My name is Eva and I am a sexy young 24 year old exotic Korean girl. I stand at 167cm with a 32B-22-32 physique. Behind closed doors, I am playfully naughty with a sensual disposition that will welcome you to an atmosphere of relaxation, compassion, and attentiveness to fulfill all of your needs. Your comfort and satisfaction shall be reached while catering to your desires. SO DON'T MISS OUT...

~•♥•~ 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed!!! ~•♥•~ ~•♥•~

Call me at -Four zero three *401*eight eight 75. Please no blocked calls, nor text messages, or pay phone calls. I’m available to play between the times of 10:00 am – 11:00 pm. Discretion is assured.

Eva


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It seems I needed to have a different experience today after Aoki. I figured Eva would do just fine.

Sugar has another great one. Nice shorts just like the pair in the picture. Cute face. Reminded me of a chick from school. Nice makeup. SOPAM of course.

Good kisser. Good shower skills. I did not like the mouthwash rinse on the tip of my hammer though. Almost like figgin. Did not want.


Back to the bed for the usual Sugarland activities. Another great time and all for a buck and a half.



I Am.

Wall E.

SlimShady.

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Well I was on my way to the airport and thought I would see if I could get a session in before my flight.

I was running late so I decided to "ah what the hell" it at Daydreams.

It was on the way so I told the tuk-tuk to pull over and leave it running. I went inside and was met by a 30 something Asian lady. I might have seen her before?? I'm not sure. Either way a quick international sign language motion of a HJ and a wave of $40 and I was naked on the table getting my hammer tugged. A little more oil and pop. That was followed by hot wet towels and a wipe down.

A quick thanks and I was outside hopping into my ride.

I did notice that they have a $20 15 minute massage menu.

Nothing like a quick pick me up before a trip to the airport.

It was the place on Edmonton Trail and 28th or so??? I still think it was Daydreams. You guys know the place.

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http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/ers/1056953218.html

my name is orchid and i am a sensual, erotic and talented blond beauty who is new to the area! i am looking to spend time with select gentlemen who know how to treat a lady and indulge her naughty desires...
i am 5'6, 125 lbs, 36b, silky blond hair, beautiful blue eyes, a great smile, soft skin and a personality that you won't soon forget!
please contact me and we can set up a time to get together.
i know you will not only be completely satisfied with me, but i will exceed your expectations and fulfill all of your fantasies.....
a true g/f/e experience
i'm available for incall and outcalls in the calgary area:
if you would like to get together i'm available day and night and i do mean all night.
available for:
-(no games/no drama/no b.s.)
...i'm discreet for your safety and for mine!
-->**incall specials**<--
donations
-->180 half
-->230/1*hr

-->outcall specials<--
donations
-->180 half
-->250/1*hr

for more information on rates and availability give me a call at:
please do not send sms/text messages they will not be answered.
if i can't answer because of my busy schedule please leave a detail message and i will get back to you asap
☆orchid (403)629-4680☆
please do not email me as i do not have time to get online and reply the best way to contact me is by phone.


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i was once again looking at online porn and decided to check out what i could shakedown on craigslist. it wasn't long before i saw rosemary's ad with the phone number 403 629 4680. i also noticed it was shared with a couple other girls. not a big deal as i was after the 100 quickie special that only rosemary seemed to offer. a quick call and i was told that she wasn't available right now. i said no problem and if there was anyone else available. i was told that 2 other were ready. i mentioned that i was only staying for the quickie and was told that orchid could entertain the quickie too. great i thought and i was on may way down to renfrew at the address they gave me.


parking was easy. a little bike rack to tie up my day's pickings. i buzzed my way up to the apartment. the door opened and i was greeted by orchid. she seemed early 20's. kind of a cute face but seemed like she had got out of bed and threw on whatever clothes were around. light blue jeans and a sweater of some sort. kind of looked bedheadish with her hair up. pear shaped for sure. no problems i can do thick hips. i was led to the room and noticed someone else on the couch. she looked to be the best out of the bunch but i was with orchid. i could save her for another session.

in to the bedroom. or should i say room with a boxspring and mattress. oh..and an endtable. better homes and gardens it was not. i'm told to get naked and leave the donation out. done and done.

she undressed and i really wish she didn't. her pear shaped body let loose when her clothes were off. not sure what happened but no tone at all. flabby like she was fat before or baby damage?? maybe not baby damage but again no tone at all. she was not 125lbs. saggy b's. she was friendly enough with a cute face. the rest wasn't doing much for me. on with the hat and she did a minute of bj to get me erect. asked for a position and i responded with we'll use the sex swing i brought. you don't mind if i drill some holes in the doorway do you?




ok so i didn't bring the swing. i did choose a position that i am quite handy at.. i'm glad i did as it wasn't long before that gawdawful smell of unwashed lady business came wafting up.








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do they not know?

so i reposition myself to contain the onslaught of smell coming my way. i speed up and i'm done.

i grab a few hundred kleenex's and wrap up the offending rubber. where's hazmat when you need them.

i say thank you and get dressed.

it's now a race to get the wetnaps downstairs in the cart. i hope they didn't freeze up.

i have to say i will not repeat with orchid. i may not repeat with the others. although $100 quickies do have appeal. it's more of the chase and seeing what you might get than the actual prize at the end. in this case it should have been massengill moment.


i am.

wiping it like no tommorow.

slimshady.

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Saw an ad online at www.classifiedextra.ca. I figured it's not too far from the homeless shelter by the Home Depot on 16th Ave.

IN STORE SPECIALS #301, 1640-16 AVE NW 455-2777. 357845 NEW STAFF

I first went to the wrong building as there are 2 almost side by side that have had massage or RMT businesses in it.

So after figuring out I'm at the wrong place I book it east one block and into the correct building. I quick sprint up 2 flights of stairs and I'm walking in the door.

The place looks decent. A moment later a black lady comes around the corner. Damn....it's someone I've seen before. You know that anticipation you have when you just might find the newest, hottest chick.....well nothing against her it just wasn't my time to find a new one.

The lady was Giselle that was working at Tokyo Massage a little while back.

http://www.canadaadultfun.com/forums...hlight=giselle
http://www.canadaadultfun.com/forums...ighlight=tokyo

Laid on the table and waited for her to come back in. I noticed that the towel where I was to lay my head stunk. I quickly changed to a fresher towel at the bottom of the rack. If your going to wipe your ass/feet with the towel at the head of the table be a gentleman and leave a note.

Massage was a slathering of oil with mediocre massage and mediocre teasing. Just pick one and apply yourself to either the massage or to the teasing. Don't suck at both. Flipped over and was deciding against getting a tug and going on to the next one on my list. I was at full mast anyway so I let her unleash the cannon. Did not go for topless or anything more.

Shower was in the room. That was good because I could still smell the funk of that one towel. Left my tip and was out the door.

I am bringing Febreze.

SlimShady

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Ok. Chinese Tuina.

Was out looking for a new Rolex and heading up Center ST. through Chinatown. Couldn't find anything I liked so I headed up north to 16th Ave.

I stopped in at Chinese Tuina to see what I could come out with. I read in another thread about possible extras. I decided to check it out.

CHINESE TUINA MASSAGE 7 dys/wk. 276-2688.#135, 1518 Centre S. N.E.

This is from www.canoe.ca.

Walked in and was greeted by the receptionist who asked what I wanted. I asked to see if Sky was working. I was lead to a room down the small hall.

Was told to get on the table. I undressed and made myself comfortable. Eunice came in and put a towel on top of me. Great I thought. I know where this wasn't going.

Ended up having a not too bad massage. No teasing at all. The only teasing was when I thought she just might move another inch closer to my sack. That was about it.

Eunice was Asian. 5'9" or so. Decent massage. $65 for an hour of blue balls.

Not sure if I will return. Who knows. If there is a slight chance of getting a decent HJ I will return.

I am slightly Aroused.

SlimShady

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I doubled up on some Cialis I found on the ground. I was walking around with a rail spike and didn't know what to do to get rid of it.

I wanted to try someone new but wasn't having any luck. Since I had some luck at the Mac's/newer stroll area awhile back I thought I would give it a try again. Well this time it wasn't happening. So I was left to drive around with the sunroof open and my johnson poking through the top.

I decided to see if Lexus was still around and give her another poke. Off to Executive I went.

EXECUTIVE RELAXATION 219-8852 Jacuzzi/Steam 9am-11pm 308, 2066 - 18 Ave. NE

That's the ad from www.canoe.ca.

Asked it Lexus was working and was told no. I was met by someone I think was May or Mai? Who knows. I did recognize her from a previous adventure. She was Asian with fake boobs. 30 something for sure. Tina Turner hair. You should know the one.

Went in to the back room which is getting more rundown and aged than ever. Had a quick shower and was off to the races. She gave a feeble attempt at massage and some oil smearing and then I was asked what I had last time.

No hard core bargaining here. I was walking around with a flagpole and wanted to get rid of the pressure. She asked what I paid last time with Lexus. I thought it was $150 and she countered with $200. I ended up with the damage being $180. She went out for the wrapper. I left the tip on the table. She came back in as I was still standing at attention.

She stretched the condom on and we started out with the one of many positions. First it was from behind standing up. That lasted about 3 thrusts and then she wanted on the table and to lie on her stomach. That was it for her positions. I was on top and moved around myself while she just laid there.

Since she was putting no effort into it I started my imitation of an oil rig. Just kept pumping away. About 15 minutes later she is asking if I am going to finish. I figure I should get things finished so I ask her to turn over and to finish up with her on her back. It was a change to have her in a different position. She does have a nice set of fake boobs. They are round. Just the way I like fake boobs. Anyway back to the finish. I pump away a little bit more and ask her if I can have a russian finish. She agrees and I start the russian. She asks me not to get it in her face. I nod my head. Needless to say I Peter Northed.

My bad.

A quick shower and I was back on the street.

I don't know why I go back there. I think it's more for convenience and availibility. It's not my first choice. It gets more rundown. It smells of Asian food. Might have to do with the place next door. Either way you are on your own to make judgement. I'll say I won't repeat but you know damn well I'll be back there sooner or later.

I am handing Her Some Tissues.

SlimShady

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SWEET SPA #211, 1311 Centre Street NW (Side Door) Noon-10pm. 699-9611

While out running errands I thought I would stop by and see what was up at Sweet Spa.

I walked in and headed up the stairs. You have to go in 2 doors first. Fairly easy once you are in. Just around the corner at the top and you are good to go.

The door chimed and then opened. I was greeted by Miora. She was a nice surprise. A nice smile and a friendly demeanor. Asked if I would like a session. I replied yes. She asked if I was there before. I mentioned a few names to put her at ease.

I was asked what kind of massage I want. She mentioned some type of scrub/technique. It went in one ear and out the other. I just agreed come hell or high water. She said it would be $120something with tax. I gave her $150 and thought we can deal with the change later. The last time I was here it was under $100 for a rub and tug and she looked good so I thought what the hell.

I hopped on to the table that was covered in foil of some sort. It had a nice heating pad under the table to keep warm. That was a nice touch as it was needed later.

I laid on my back and she started some sort of sea salt/kelp/loofah/soapy/scrub. It was a different sensation. It was a kind of cool mint smell. I thought this was nice. It wasn't until a few minutes later that my back caught fire. It sure was minty in that holy fuck that hurts kind of way.

Being the man that I am. I toughed it out. I've been in worse situations this wasn't really too bad. It stung a little but I stood my ground. I flipped over and the heating pad helped a little bit. I was glad that she didn't offer the tug at this time.

After the scrub was done I rinsed off. It took awhile to get all the grit off but after I was super soft. I was also freezing as the scrub was a cool mint type of scrub. I hopped back on the table for the oily part of the massage. I couldn't help but shiver. It felt like I was hypothermic. It only took a few minutes of the heating pad and Miora's hot oil massage to make things better.

We discussed release options and found out FS was available. As it wasn't welfare Wednesday I was a little short of funds so I opted for the CBJ.

The CBJ was very good. This turned out to be one of the better sessions I have had in awhile.

Miora is 20ish. A nice normal build. Not thin. Not fat. Just right IMO.

Not that I don't also like freakishly huge bolt-ons on a 95lb chick but she was a nice change from the older ladies at some other parlours.

As always I sometimes don't know what I am going to get when visiting a MP this turned out to be a good one for me. I would have it in the top 10 for sure. Probably due to chemistry so YMMV.

I am feeling The Burn.

SlimShady

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woke up with some morning wood and decided to care of my peechub. i called around for mia, oshi and mandy and they weren't available. everyone was booked up and since i was on the #3 bus route i decided to stop by masethic for a tug. i decided to get the 1/2 hr massage since i am such the generous guy.

the location is 2101 center street n. 230-9383 it's on the nw corner of 20th and center.

walked in the front door which is in plain view. while people were at the lights i'm sure they were sitting in their cars looking at me chanting "tug tug tug tug!" there were no blinds or anything it is quite open and i was a little shy asking for just the hj. the front office has all the therapeutic bs on the walls with charts and graphs and pressure point charts. all i wanted to do was get in the back room where all of center street couldn't see me.

the place is clean and well kept. rooms are quite tidy and well stocked. laid down on the table and was given a massage. it was alright. not the best and again not the worst. not much teasing. flipped and then a little more massage. i asked for the happy ending and was told $40. at this point i really wanted it to be over. i guess i just wasn't feeling it. sometimes i'm off my game. don't worry i still made sure she shook my lilly.

no mention of showers. i didn't really look either. stocked towels in the room so i would assume showers are available. don't take my word for it though. she gave me a warm towel to clean up my manmilk and a minute or two later i was out on the street wondering if my bus transfer was still valid.

she is older than i would have liked. her saving grace was a little cleavage in a lower cut top. perked my interest a little bit but i reminded myself that they probably look best stuck in the top. no need to undo the top. i only have money for tugs. not for therapy.

i'm pretty sure you could get a quickie if you were into it. that fact has already been posted by yaasir. for the $80 i spent i would take it elsewhere or at least head to optima twice where the ladies aren't as old. this one isn't as old as northlands but she isn't getting younger.

enjoy!


i am glad it's not called pasethic.

slimshady

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Went Christmas shopping for myself and decided to try and find something open. Ended up at Daydreams.

Only one Asian lady working there and wasn't too impressed with the looks but thought what the heck. I'm here. She's there. I have 40 bucks. It's a start. Plain looking. Two boobs. Square butt.

Had a quick shower. Left my gum on the ledge. Added a few extra hairs in the stall. Took a leak. You know the normal pooning activity it seems.

Jumped on the table. She came into the room a few minutes later. Gave a massage that would rate 5 out of 10. No oil was used. Only minor teasing. Flipped over after maybe 5-10 minutes. A little more teasing.

I asked for a menu and was told that FS was 200 bones, roses, snowflakes, marbles, or whatever people are calling it. I just call them dollars.

Passed on the FS and felt like having the topless for 80. I was just going to take the HJ but for an extra 20 why not.

Nothing to write home about. Barely enough to give to you guys to read.

I'd pass on this again if I knew I was getting the same lady.

I am needing more excitement.

SlimShady

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Had a few minutes to spare as my test results weren't done yet.

Headed on over to Mirage Massage. 507-18 Ave SW is the address. 228-9877 is the number listed. 250-5480 is the number I thought I called. Either way I'm sure you can figure it out.

Was met at the door by an E. Indian or at least she looked that way. She looked a little familiar but that's for later.

I paid the door fee of $40. Was told outright that the minimum for extras was an additional $60. No problem as it is harder to find any SP that have an ethnic look. I wasn't passing this up.

Took off my parachute pants and Chip and Pepper shirt. Hopped on the table painfully forcing my railspike underneath me. Waited 6 minutes and then she came back in.

Proceeded to give me a so-so massage. Nothing great but nothing horrible. A slight hint of teasing when she would brush my inner thigh. After about 5 minutes I was told to flip over where she gave a few more minutes of 'massage'.

I was told the menu which consists of HJ, TLHJ or NHJ.

I choose the TL for $80. She had a nice set. 32-34C or so. She was proportionate for her size. Had a nice feeling ass.

Ended up with a decent HJ with some ball teasing as well.

No shower in the room. Was given a warm facecloth to cleanup with. Also another dry facecloth to dry with. I sure hope they don't get mixed up with the 'good' facecloths.

Place was in alright shape. Nothing fancy. Didn't like the fact there was no offer of a shower before or after.

FS is available but isn't on the 'menu'. I wasn't partaking at $300 but her being E. Indian looking made me think twice. Hell I'll be honest I might head back for just that reason.

So that's it for that review. I have also reviewed her back in 2003 but it's on Perb.

Here is the link. I will repost that review here.

http://www.perb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=3540

I am Garam Chai.

SlimShady

[Slimmest Shady]

the name used was mya or maya. she mentioned she was 25. 5'7" 120. 1/2 jamaican 1/2 canadian.

went in and the place was a mess. holes punched in doors and stuff everywhere. she didn't look too bad. she looked like she took showers and had a decent body in tight jeans.

i'm led to the back room for fs for $120. i give her the money. she leaves the room to get a condom. i then hear some guys talking. 30 seconds later i hear her say "is the guy still in the room". a methhead peers in and says "yes he's still here. " she yells "i'm not a ho. your not fucking me. "

i'm there with a wtf? she rattles off saying her boyfriend is just on his way home. i walk out the room and head to the door. i notice another methhead in another room. she adds again to leave because her boyfriend is coming home and his name is boogaloo. i mention i know a boogaloo. the one i know is electric boogaloo. i'm not sure she heard me as i electric boogalooed out the door.

i felt like punching something or knocking something over or throwing a brick through the window. as a guy who has pooned i know that losing $120 quietly is the right thing to do. a situation like that has little chance of getting better.

the address was 1*** penrith crescent. i'll post up the phone number as well when i find the paper i wrote it on.

i am going to poon again.

slimshady

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Had some more money burning a hole in my pocket. I dialed up Livelinks and heard a few ads. I noticed Candace was on again. Felt a little brave and sent her a reply asking about some oral servicing with a facial.

She said no problem and asked for a donation. I said sure and offered $60. She asked how soon can I be over. I then rang the buzzer. I was that quick to jump on the facial for $60.

Was met by Candace at her door. This time she was dressed, showered and had make-up on. She was actually presentable.

Her ad was a single 24 year old from the NW. She's about 5'8 115-120. Has had a baby. Small tits that still have a shape to them.

Well back to the servicing. She actually wasn't too bad. A little spit and some ball rubbing and I was enjoying it. This went on for a bit and then she laid head back on the couch for the finale.

Let's say I had buildup and she really needed the comforter to clean up. The BF's workshirt was not around.

A great VFM in my book.

I Am.

Liking The Good Deals.

SlimShady

[Slimmest Shady]

So after seeing this picture of Bijou I finally decided to finally pull the trigger.

I had called to set up a time and was given a time and place. I arrived on time and there were hotel room issues that caused the session to not happen. I did waste part of the day getting there and parking and waiting for return calls while they sorted out hotel issues.

I was told to rebook later and I would be taken care of. I left and took it with a grain of salt. I was mildly upset with the time loss but stuff does happen.

I finished my job at the sorting plant and called up Matt to book another session. I arrived and was told the room number and headed up to the room. I knocked to no avail. I tried the house phone and then back to knock. Nothing.

Time for another call. I explain the situation and Matt tells me he'll see what the problem is and call me back. After waiting somemore I decide to head home. It's not until I arrive home that I get a call. He mentions that he just chatted with them and to go back. I ask for reassurance on heading back as I just left from there.

So I head back and once again I knock. I house phone. I knock. I'm getting to know the floor really well.

Now I'm getting slightly annoyed. I call back to ensure I had the right information. Matt seems genuine in his attempts to sort out what happened but is unable to secure contact at that point. I end up calling it a night. Matt asks if I would have time the next day and he would make sure he takes care of it.

Not knowing my schedule I mention I may or may not be able to take him on his offer.

I was tempted to post yesterday about my ordeal but I didn't want to jump to any conclusions. I've been stood up before and I thought I would just wait it out. I think the fact that the picture above made me a little more lenient on the outcome of that day. I did want to see Bijou after all.

So the next day I manage to sneak out of the sorting facility. A quick call and I manage to snag a session right away. This time it's at a different hotel but I am able to hitch a ride and soon I am in the elevator. After speaking with Matt again he said he would cover the session. Well my eyes just lit up!

Soon I was at the door. I knocked and it was opened up by Bijou. She was like her pictures. She wore a leopard minidress. I wasn't let down. Although the blurring of her face in the pictures was different from her actual face. I didn't notice any blurriness.

We made some small talk and I was offered a shower. I declined, mentioning that I was freshly wet-napped. It didn't matter as her tub was filled to the top with some salt soak anyway. She put some music on and hopped on the bed where she asked me to join her.

I hopped on the bed and the session began. It started with DFK and a make-out session. Soon my shirt was off. Then my pants and then some groping and we were both naked. It was nice to have that type of GFE start. A little repositioning and she was moving down for the BBBJ.

It was quite good. Varied in technique and her spitting on it for good measure. I liked that. She continued on with the BBBJ and BLS.

She got up and we had some CG and some other positions. She got into it and seemed sincere in her motions and sounds. I liked that. Another position change for the finale and with a little reach around I was ready for sexy explosion.

We cleaned up and spent a moment or two on the bed just chatting. She was really nice and I had a great time hitting it off with her.

I got dressed, left her a tip and a kiss goodbye and I was back out on the street.

My session was booked for 1/2 hour and at $150 I found it great VFM.

I think her hair is slightly shorter than the pics or she had it up. I wasn't noticing details like that. She was naked so I was looking at other things. She is enhanced and they looked great whether I was on top or on the bottom. She also was just the right temperature too. She was a little chilly in places which felt nice in certain positions.

All in all a great time.

Matt did his best to sort things out. If there wasn't customer service on the agency side I would have posted a less than stellar review. Matt made it clear that he was sorry and would take care of things. He did. If anything Matt could say goodbye when he's done a call. When you are talking to him the lack of the end of the call makes it seem like he wasn't bothered. I'm not sure if that's the case but knowing the call is over can change the tone of the call. A few times I wasn't sure if I should bother calling back. I think it's just his phone manner. I'm glad I stuck it out. But a goodbye in a helpful tone would have made me more at ease. No biggie. Bijou more than made up for a lack of goodbye on the phone.

Bijou was great. If you saw the pictures you are getting what you see. A sweet, genuine Montreal girl that sincerely wanted me to have a great time and an agency who cares about their customers.

Je Suis.

Aimer Mon Temps Avec Bijou.

MinceShady.

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i kept losing afro picks and decided i needed a new style. i decided to head down to simple scissors.

simple scissors
1506b 14 street sw
(403) 228-0838

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=simple...-8&sa=n&tab=wl

had the hair serviced. nothing new to report there. was offered the services of two black girls that i hadn't seen there before. maybe i did. maybe i didn't. it's all a blur sometimes.

had a shower and noticed less hairs on the soap this time. i used the liquid body scrub instead. i didn't bring my loofah though.

dried off and was led to the second room just beside the shower. a few minutes later i was joined by 2 black chicks that were very friendly and seemed to enjoy giving me a nice lotion massage.

i flipped over rock hard and they sensed i would ask about extras. i mentioned my previous adventures and pricing and they were happy to oblige. i thought they were going to grab a condom but the next thing you know they were taking turns enjoying my manmeat. what the hell! it must have been my lucky day. that or it was the brut by faberge i was wearing.

ended up with the one on the right taking the load until i was finished. fanfuckingtastic!

a quick wi****wn and some giggles from all of us and i was getting dressed and putting on shoes.

i am liking the improved session.

slimshady.

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speechless.

the best massage/bodyslide/release that i have ever had.

she has reset the bar for class and service.

i am not going to forget that session.

slimshady