Calgary

[Slimmest Shady]

CLEOPATRA 403-277-7819
2211 Centre St. NW


Saw the ad in the Calgary Sun and rushed right over. Grand opening? Damn rights I'm there.

New sign and everything. I thought this might be a great score to find some new talent.

Tiptoed through the slush not to ruin my Hushpuppies. Opened the door. Buzzer went ding-dong. Heavy wafting of Asian food filled my nostrils. Buzzer went ding-dong. Closed the door and walked back up the street.

I had set myself hoping it was a decent massage place with hot cheerleader like chicks. Nope. Just another Asian massage place. Not that there is anything wrong with a new jack shack. I just wasn't feeling it today. I caught a glimpse of the rates and the 1/2 hour rate was $40. I couldn't be bothered to stick this one out.

I Am hoping For PomPoms.

SlimShady

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[Slimmest Shady]

Or as I like to say Carries North - My Cousin From Ontario.

Nothing like keeping it in the family. Stopped in the other morning and met up with Vanessa. Was met by a surprise that she looked like my cousin from Ontario.

This started the fires down below. I remember the family reunion years back where we were wrestling. No way I was passing this session up.

She was a 5'2" or so. 105-110lbs? Late 20's. Petite. Paid the $35 door rate with $40. Never got the change back.

Had a shower in the milk crate sized cube they call a shower. Dried off and laid boner down on the table.

A few minutes later she came in and gave a decent massage. Flipped over and massaged the front and we discussed details. Went for the $80 TLHJ. Nude for $100 was offered Alex.

Nice ball rubbing with the HJ. Really nice session. Nothing over the top but a good solid performance by Vanessa. Was wearing jeans but would like to see a sexier outfit on her next time.

I Am telling You Nothing Says Loving Like Your Cousin.

SlimShady

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[Slimmest Shady]

Was needing some highlights redone for a Christmas party and thought to check out Simple Scissors again. I knew the last time I was there I saw a decent white chick hanging around in the back. Had a feeling she was available for massage. Well it wasn't a feeling. More of a twitching underneath the cape.

Went in and was greeted by Ching. It looks like they are constucting a wall or another room. You won't see them all hanging out at a table anymore. Bummer. I liked looking at the talent while my hair was getting did. I sit down and prepare for the hair festivities. It doesn't take her long to redo my comb-over and add a few highlights.

I get up to pay and I'm asked about a massage. I ask for the white girl. Ching takes my money for the hairdo and for the massage. I'm led to the backroom where I get undressed. Christina comes in and she looks kind of hot. She's petite. Has a nice set of tits that are showing in her low cut top. Nice ass in her blue jeans. Her hair was odd though. It was dyed red and looked dry. It might have been a wig but I didn't care. I was there for the body and the fact she wasn't 30+. I would put her maybe early 20's?

I am offered a shower and I head to the shower room. Well it's not a room. It's a hallway with a shower. I saunter over. I rock out with my cock out and into the shower where I give the boys a good scrub. I'm out in a jiffy careful not to slip on the floor.

I come back in and lay on the table. Christina comes back in and starts the massage. It wasn't great. More of applying oil at first. No therapy at all. Did manage to rub all over while I was on my stomach. About 10 minutes later I am on my back. Some more rubbing of oil. A few light brushes to even further get my attention. She asks if I want anything else.

Yep.

I ask if BBBJ is available. She offers with everything is available. Nice I think to myself. I end up with FS for 2 bills. After seeing her body and her cute face I threw caution to the wind and ponied up the Xmas shopping money. She then undresses.

Very nice. Small ass. Nice natural b-c tits. A rose or something tat on her mid left side. On her back was a tat of Trug's. I wasn't there for the ink.

She puts on the rubber and then hops on the table for some CG. She even reaches around. Such a thoughtful touch. We move around the room with other positions. She was a great time and got into it for both of us. Another position and a little bit later I feel the need to pop. I tear off the condom and spray all over the room.

Ok. I made that last sentence up. I finish with me on top of her in some Kama Sutra position that Sting just emailed me. I get up and head to the shower to clean up. I come back and she looks like she needs to shower and heads on after me.

I get dressed and say my goodbyes and I'm off into the snow.

I Am.

Wanting Britney Next.

SlimShady

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[Slimmest Shady]

so after all the fuss about this place and how the pricing is i decide to dig a little deeper and find out for myself. i also had to dig deeper in the pocket. lucky for me there was a little more than lint today.

i head on over to ogden and i'm soon walking through the doors. i was feeling pretty good as i had an idea of who i was going to see. since anida and perhaps body assets are the only ones that seem to have pics posted on websites i knew what they would look like. i chose jasmine as the mp of choice today.

how could i go wrong? even if i didn't get a tug she looks good from the picture. a bonus is she isn't 35+ like the majority of other mp's in town. so i walk in and i am met by lynn at the counter. cute. i'm impressed. looks good in her scrubs. if you are looking for that nurse/scrubs fantasy look no further.

lynn would be my second choice due to her looks/age. i was here to see jasmine though. i ask for jasmine and i am told that she is in a session. damnit! i should have known when i saw another pair of shoes at the door.

great. no problem. i'll just ask for whoever is available then. lynn was another one on my list of the two i wanted to see from here. my plan be was working. i'll take lynn.

nope. she has a session booked and the dude is stopping by in 10 minutes so she isn't available. damnit!

i've committed now that i said i would see whoever is available. either way i was deflated as i only wanted to see jasmine or lynn. i noticed that someone was coming down the hall. i decided to stick around as i didn't want to be the guy who says no and rejects whoever it was.

i thought i could get through this with the minimum amount of damage so i ask for the 1/2 hour massage. lynn asks if i want the 'full body' massage. i smile and say yes. she says it's $90. i fake smile and think huh? isn't the 1/2hr $60 and the 45min $90? i hand over the $90 and carry on scratching my head.

i'm led to the room ahead wondering how my happy thoughts of jasmine and/or lynn just took a shit. i try to make the best of it and go the room and shower up.

the place is decent. nothing over the top. the shower was awkward with temperature. the showerhead was too long and didn't give the right angle for my 5'3" frame. i find the towel and dry off and jump on the table.

sara comes in and she looks like her pic. she's in her 30's somewhere, not model thin and isn't jasmine or lynn. i'm naked and she has hot oil in her hand. there are only 2 ways this is going to go.

she starts in with the massage. it wasn't a smearing of oil but it wasn't therapeutic either. i'm trying to get all happy and hope for some teasing. nope. none at all while i'm on my front. a little while later i flip and the massage proceeds to the front. nothing that i would consider therapeutic. the oil was hot and it didn't have a fragrance. i guess that was a good point.

what was that?

a light brush up against my left testicle?

there is a god.

there might have been one or two more. i was then asked how i would like my massage. i say scrambled. she adds more oil and then proceeds to add the tug to the rub.

she asks if i would like anything else. i ask about a duo and she says maybe next time. she says topless would be another $40. i do some math. i've already paid $90 for a 1/2 hour tug or another $40 for a topless tug.

naw. i'll pass. she finishes with more oil and the release is completed. some ball cupping which was nice. i finish up and get showered. i head out the hall and to the door. i hear voices in the lobby and there are about 4 people. great. how discrete is my walk of shame? not very. i say my pleasantries and i am off into the night.

not great vfm. seems to be the same or higher $ than most other places. higher than what slim would consider good vfm. i went in with expectations of seeing jasmine and/or maybe lynn so maybe i'm putting bias on my experience. with the pricing and service it would not have me running back for a repeat. it wasn't horrible but it wasn't mind blowing. i think i let some of the hype get to me.

i found the walls to be thin and i would like to thank the guy who felt like blabbing on about christmas and what he plans to buy and his favourite drink and the place is different from the old location and the drive was a little longer and he saved some money by filling up today and it's slushy outside and he gives a weather forecast and he's asking about duos and he likes the firm pressure. just shut the hell up. i lost my erection from him just going on and on and on and on and on.

as for the pricing situation. it was not $2/minute for my session. it was $3/minute. the pricing threw me off for a bit. i'm not sure what the best solution would be. it's either all inclusive at set price levels or should be room fee + whatever the tips work out to in the room. i find the mix to be confusing. i paid $90 to the 'house' but was asked for 'tips' in the room as well.

i can just report on how my experience was and how much i paid for 1/2 hour. i thought this would clear things up but i think it just made things confusing again.

i am.

wishing for some texas t.

slimshady

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[Slimmest Shady]

Was near the Shamrock collection bottles and was having a good day. I remembered the AMP that was just down the street. I decided to see what kind of bargains Slim could muster up.

Went in the front door of the older house. It was hard getting the shopping cart up the stairs but I finally made it. Floors were creaky and the place was a little cold. Door rate was $40 for 1/2. I thought what the hell. I was there already.

Got naked and hopped on the table. The unnamed asian lady that took my $40 came in. She dimmed the lights and asked me for a firm or soft massage. I was in the mood for a little romance so I chose the soft massage. She started to rub her hands on me lightly which felt good. Slight teasing here and there.

About 10-15 minutes later she asked me to flip. I turned over and for a few minutes she rubbed me until she asked if there would be anything else. I asked for my happy ending with the massage. She said it would be $60 more. I paused and countered with a BJ. She said she doesn't do that. Nor FS. I didn't counter with anything and just let her continue the massage. She started a little more teasing and I asked for a duo as she stated there was another girl working too.

She said she didn't do that. No problem. I let her finish the massage. She wished me a good day. I got dressed and checked my cart to see if everything was still there.

I said thanks and have a good day and was out the door.

$40 spent on a 25 minute outing. No release. I thought of doing it myself while she was massaging me but I was worried on what she might do.

Anyway.

I Am.

Lightly Massaged.

SlimShady.

Time For Massage AKA Asian Massage Therapy 294-1812 1047 19 Avenue SE

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[Beller Ophon]

I have to say the Calgary street scene is pretty bad. But I guess the town is not that big so it is to be expected.

The low-track strip at Centre st. And 14th ave (SW) are a bit of a disappointment as I have found a mix of completely cracked out girls, VERY unattractive girls, and the mediocre ones I would classify as mid-track in Vancouver start asking $ to $. 5. It's mind boggling.

The High track, 3rd Ave SW between 2nd and 3rd st, shows a lot of cute talent. But the prices are through the roof. I would rather go on caf and hit up a reviewed incall woman for $. 8 to $$. 5 and have a rough idea of what I am getting. Taking a hit or miss on a $$$ SW. I will pass on that.

Checked out the forest lawn scene a couple of times and have never seen anything at any of the tracks people have mentioned in the past.

If you're in Calgary. Hit caf or craigslist.

[Only Me Again]

During a recent visit to Calgary I stayed at the Westin, the back of which just happens to be across the street from the French Maid strip club. That made it easy to wander in three different times.

I managed to watch part of baseball's All-Star game one visit; I hate to admit it, but the game was more interesting that what was going on on the stage.

One visit was during the day; there was no cover. Two were in the evening, one early, and one late. Those times I paid $6 to get in. My three visits I never lasted longer than one dancer. It seemed to take more than two songs for each to get completely naked, and not one of the three allowed much viewing of her pussy. Nice faces; nice tits, but all were a bit reticent to show the whole package.

One dancer did encourage the traditional throwing of loonies by rolling up a piece of paper into a cone shape. No one seemed to get a loonie into the end of the cone; I'm not sure what would have happened should someone have succeeded. The other two didn't encourage the loonie toss, and I didn't see either leave with any tips at all. How do they make a living?

And then there was always a long break before the next dancer came out. First the lights would dim as a staff person would help the previous dancer off the stage; she would check in the with DJ and leave the area. Then the next dancer would come in, check in with the DJ for a while, and then take the stage. I left after what seemed like a 10-15 minute period of no dancers one night.

But then when I left the club after my late-night visit (I left around 10:30), the scene outside was getting started. I had watched from my hotel room window one night around 1am; the corner below had 6 hookers dressed in great thigh-high boots and revealing tops; they'd approach cars and pedestrians. I saw hookers get into cars; I saw Johns get out of taxis and start up the negotiations; once I saw a hooker and a John head off towards the rear of a building. So when I left the club, I wanted to find out more. I followed two hookers down the street; one had thigh-highs and a thong, leaving a very cute ass wiggling in the night air. They stopped and explained the price structure to me: $100 minimum per girl; most customers spend $200-400; the more you spend the better your experience will be, and what more could I ask for but two lovely women? I was mightily tempted but was on a strip-club budget. My advice: if you can afford it, hit the streets around 11pm, not the club.

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[Anarkali]

Hello Guys,
I landed recenty to Calgary. Can someone please PM me the details of a decent MP where I can get happy ending.

Thanks in advance,
/Ana

[Chris Gomez]

I was in Calgary for a few days for business. World traveller, so I've sampled many corners of our globe, so I had to lay my seeds down in lovely Calgary as well.

Decided to sample the craigslist menu and I was very disappointed. Not only was it quite expensive, the menu was a bit scarce and not too many options. I've been to other parts of Canada (Vancouver, Toronto, and Montreal), and these other cities definitely had more offerings.

Having no luck with the outcalls, I decided to give the strip bars a try. This was by far the worst city that I have ever visited for strip bars. I was told that they don't give lap dances as it is against the law. The monopoly of having the same owner (s) for the 4-5 strip bars in the city didn't help. I've had better luck in Muslim countries like Indonesia and Malaysia!

[Embassy]

I had another early morning flight so decided to stay at an airport hotel so that I was real close in the morning. This gave me the chance for an outcall. I had found Hannah on Craigslist and had been corresponding for a while. She was going to be in the NE area doing some Christmas shopping so I arranged for her to come to my hotel around 7:00 pm. She was a few minutes late, but that was okay as she kept me informed. She came into the room and we took care of business. Started making out like a couple of teenagers and then moved to the bed. Hannah is a bigger girl so if you are into spinners, then look elsewhere.

This lady was very openminded and she started with a BBBJ which turned into a 69. She warned me that she gets very wet and when she came my face got very wet. Moved to doggie, and finished in mish. I was spent, but it seems like MSOG are available. Hannah likes to talk, I found that if she started to talk too much I just stuck my cock in her mouth and that shut her up.

[SV420]

I will be in Banff next month. Any recommendations? What's the mongering seen over there? I am not into Street. AMP, massage and incalls are preferred.

[Hanumarn]

Embassy, anything good in Calgary so far? I'll be there first week of December.

[Embassy]

Does anyone even read this section anymore? Moving back to Calgary in a week and wondering if Calgary has gotten even worse and more expensive than before.

[Chooch]

This is my first post on this board, and I don't want to seem like a shill here, but I have had many great times with Pam. And I am certain (I have inpsected very closely; )) she is not a post-op transgender. Some of her newer pictures are posted on other boards, and she claims that she will have a new website up soon. To me she does not look like a cross-dresser.

Perhaps your experience was not great because you did not have good "chemistry" together? I know it is a cliche, but maybe this is a case of YMMV. I always find her very accomodating, and she gives one of the best experiences that I have had (although I am not overly experienced in pooning in other countries). And her BJ's? Amazing! No grating teeth when she is with me!

Ok, I would have to say that as far as Calgary goes, it is pretty much a pooning wasteland compared to other cities (even Edmonton that is in the same province! ). The few good local ladies that are here tend to charge much higher than other places (I know, market forces, blah, blah), and with the new laws in place picking up streetwalkers is a risky business. Unless you don't mind having your car impounded if you are caught talking to a streetwalker that is. Ladies coming in from Montreal to visit have been doing a booming business because they provide a level of service that many local women do not, for generally the same price. So if you have the opportunity to see Pam, take it and enjoy it. She is one of the best locals that Calgary has to offer, and in my opinion gives some world class service.

C

[Member # 3394]

I will be out in Calgary and i'm sure the street scenes won't be anything to write home about. Any of you guys could give me some good AMP or MP spots would be sooo appreciated. Even links would work for me.

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