Calgary

[OfficeMatt]

Cripes, Slim, you certainly were on a tear on New Year's Eve!

[Slimmest Shady]

http://www.canadaadultfun.com********member.php?u=36862

A quick Google search of the email came up with other ads / pics.

Noticed that some of them were familiar and put 2 and 2 together noticing that I had seen her in the past.

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Pics are reasonably accurate to body type. Her ad says sweet and petite. A stretch. Just don't go there expecting an Olympic gymnast or a 10. Thinks Backpageish.

She has some ink. Place is in the NE. Easy to find. Has pets so careful of the allergies. You will want to keep your socks on as the place isn't spotless and perhaps might scare weaker pooners.

Once there she puts in a good effort and has a good sloppy BBBJ for under 80. YPMV.

Other options were available and the menu seems to be extensive. Greek, FS, facial, fetish, etc. Again YPMV and YMMV.

Smoker and not the most freshest experience / environment. Would repeat for price / quality of BJ. Wouldn't return for the Oshiness.

I Am.

Huffing Salbutamol.

SlimShady.

[Slimmest Shady]

Some things might need to be under the radar and I'm not sure if this falls under or over.

Checked out the website and noticed a new arrival and she was 5' and a little over 100lbs. A spinner if you will.

Asian of course that was a given.

Was given the address and a time to stop by. It was on short notice but she was available. It was also conveniently located.

She opened the door with smile and a quiet hello.

Headed back to the room to leave the 150 on the table. Got undressed and was handed a towel and led to the shower for first part of the SOPAM.

Suds were had along with some shower oral. Out to dry off and then a cup of mouthwash. A little scoot across the hall back to the room.

She drys me off and I lay down on the bed for more BBBJ and BLS. Kisses up and down with some tongue action around my moderately hairy nipples. I guess I should have tended the garden but I was busy with Christmas shopping.

Afer a few minutes of oral she reaches over for the jimmy hat. Or in my case the Slimmy hat. She lubes up and then gets on top. MPOS and then finish my business.

There was still time left so she offers a very relaxing massage. It felt good and I must say I think she went over the time.

Back to the shower after the relaxing after sex massage. She scrubs up the boys and back and I hop off and dry off.

She finishes, we get dressed and she gets my shoes for me and I'm out the door back into the night.

I wonder why I didn't head back here sooner.

As always it's great VFM.

I Am.

Allergic To Cats.

SlimShady.

[Slimmest Shady]

You know it.

http://maps.google.ca/maps?q=16th

+av. 0.89, 1.0. 51.

Nothing much to report other than it's an AMP.

1/2 decent massage and oil slathered boys getting tugged for the low price of 70 all in.

'nuff said.

I Am.

The Frugal Gourmet.

SlimShady.

[Slimmest Shady]

(¯`'•. ¸ &9733; ¸. •'¯) &9829; off the plane! ! Sweet Sexy hot BUNNY call now. 21.

Posted: Monday, December 17, 2012 12:22 PM.

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Poster's age: 21.

• Location: Calgary.

• Post ID: 5383159 calgary.

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I was drawn to that ads with the interesting choice of name. Thought I would check out the ad. Noticed the yoga type pants in one of the pics.

Yes. The pics. The pics that are above.

The pictures that are conveniently located below the links for her ad. These links are also below copypasta of the ad itself.

If it was any easier I would be Patrick Swayze to your Demi Moore whilst I caress your hand and help to guide you to the links.

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But that may come across as too forward. Or give you the idea I swing that way. I don't. The only swinging I do is with couples. Which hasn't happened yet as nobody will go as my date. Now I'm getting off topic.

In the ad is a phone number. I call and ask about availability. She has just arrived recently and seemed to have some free time. I ask about outfit selections and she is open to the pants.

Open to the pants?

Sure. I just hope the pants were open.

And open they were.

I meet up at her location stopping by the Mac's on 4th for a loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter.

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A short walk across the street and I'm heading up the elevator to the room.

This building seems familiar. A flashback perhaps to a party of 2 years past? And it's a corner room on the left. Who knew? It might even be the same floor. Perhaps someone can fill me in.

She opens the door and I'm kind of let down from the pics. She is the one in the pics but the photos in the ad were taken using the Facebook Angle app. Given her height and weight she had a dwarfish hint about her.

Darnit. What to do?

Power through! A good friend always told me to power through.

She was wearing leggings. That was good. They were more cotton than the spandex I was hoping for. On the bright side they were worn out a little. Excessive wear caused a hole to form right where I could make use.

So I did.

Use the hole I did.

It started with BBBJ which was alright. She was a little back sweaty / clammy and I tried to stay clear of her back. Turn down the heat in the room next time.

On with the hat. Lots of positions. And having the pants on helped. The hole in the pants was put to good use. She was helping out and not lying there which is always nice. I give her an E for effort.

Since I donated $140 for HH I flipped through my mental Kama Sutra and threw down some moves. I must have been doing a quite a few.

She mentions to me "5 Minutes".

I perk my ear up.

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I must be losing track of time. It's always nice to have somebody make a note of it. Can do. Just let me finish up.

She now says "2 minutes and if you don't finish that's it".

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Fine. This is all about you isn't it.

I ask her to flip over and I finish.

I clean up and leave.

Check my phone. 28 minutes.

Next time I bring my own clock.

I Am.

Looking At My Gucci It's About That Time.

SlimShady.

[Slimmest Shady]

I noticed a BP ad for someone that advertises as 4'11". There was one ad that said 100lbs and this most recent one that said 120lbs. Either way that's a spinner in my books. Or what I like to call a shower toy. Those stats alone are worth the price of admission.

The pictures also helped seal the deal.

Setting up the appointment was easy with a locally sourced texting device. A few mashes of the buttons and I was heading down the street to my new favourite stomping grounds. A place some people call the Village. Motel Village.

As a pooner short on time, short on money, short on height and short down there. I decided to just have a short session for the low, low price of 100.

Knocked on the door and was met by a good looking, petite blonde wearing glasses with a cute french accent. Just my luck she was wearing tight leggings and a tight t-shirt. I like where this is going. And at about a dollar a pound.

And pound I would.

She asks me to get undressed. I oblige knowing full well that a BJ works much better with my pants removed.

I hop on the bed and help her remove her leggings. I think to myself 'Damn that's a nice ass! ' I compliment her on hers as well.

She starts with a nice HJ to start with some ball rubbing. She mentions that the BJ would be covered. No problem. She slips it on with her mouth. Does a great job with the BJ for a minute or two. I ask her to get on top being the gentleman that I am.

A few moments with her on top. She leans forward lying on top and then a few position changes. Doggie style, mish and then my finishing move staring at that great ass of hers.

Had a great, albeit short time with her. Great body type if you like a true spinners.

I Am.

Spinning Round Like a Record Baby. Right Right Round Round.

SlimShady.

HOT hot INCALL OUTCALL 403-909-1524. 19

Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 12:15 AM

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Hey guys I'm Bianca From Montreal.

I'm really sweet blond girl! I have a cuttie and nice boobs

My charm will make you scream loud and my service is really good

4p11 and 120lbs I have 34B breast and I have sensual lips!

Can't wait to take care of you.

Poster's age: 19.

• Location: Calgary, NORTH WEST.

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[Slimmest Shady]

the calgary sun has ads in the back near the comics and online at.

www.classifiedextra.ca

flipping through the ads i saw grand opening. perhaps grand opening specials? perhaps they have balloons?

i'll check it out. seems easy enough to get there.

conveniently located a short runaway cart barreling down edmonton trail as it turns into 4th street.

http://classifieds.calgarysun.com/ca...2b2cgii33af185

grand opening *spa bod.

grand opening *spa body care* 214 4 st ne-7days 403-265-7245

google maps for your direction needs.

http://maps.google.ca/maps?q=214+4+s...cmevuvk6w&z=17

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i walk in and as soon as i enter my thoughts are confirmed about being an amp. it is new so that's a plus. the 2 ladies that i see aren't 20 somethings. that is not a plus. they are 30-40? maybe more. hard to say. i wanted to turn around but i panicked a little and blurted out "just a half hour".

i am escorted to the room on the right. the one you can see in the picture. if you look closely you can see me.

i give her a crisp robert borden. she comes back with two ragged fives. i put the crumpled bills into my pocket and start to get undressed. she leaves me to get on the table. i undress using hooks on the wall to place my clothes. shirt, pants, jacket, underroos, and then my socks. i take off my socks and i'm barefoot on the tile floor. holy fuck is the floor cold. i feel like i'm standing on an ice rink. i scoot onto the table for warmth. i look over to the shower wishing i could crank that up to hot and hop in.

i will save the shower for later. for now i have a massage to tend to. she comes back in and i ask for lotion instead of oil. she mumbles something i don't really hear or understand. she puts a towel over my back as i lay face down with my face poking through the face hole.

she gives an alright massage starting the massage over the towel. about 5 minutes pass and she removes the towel. she squirts oil on my back. this must have been the mumbling she was talking about. i'm glad she listened and got out the lotion.

more oil goes on. my arm. my other arm. my leg. it feels good. doing a decent job. she then reaches for the bottle again and squishes more oil on. i feel the oil go on my back and i feel the motion of her setting the bottle down. i hear a noise that i wasn't sure if it was the bottle being squished. was the bottle squished? was the bottle put back already? oil doesn't make that sound? huh?

a second of thought passes by.

a small panic.

what is that smell? no that can't be. fuuuuu. really? really? my head is stuck in that facehole like a funnel of funk going straight to my nostrils. it took a millisecond for whatever chub i had going on down there to disappear.

i mean disappear completely.

i was speechless trying to press my nose against the side of the towel to suppress the assault. it will be over soon i think to myself. it will soon be all over.

i struggle to relax again. fortunately oil is used on a strategic location along with some hand grazing on the boys. i relax slightly and the massage continues. i am asked to flip.

i flip.

my front gets massaged and then the phone rings. it rings again. i think to myself she won't answer it. it rings again. she answers it. she will tell them to call back. she doesn't. she has a conversation with a repeat client who is coming by. he is coming by and she tells him to bring something. he agrees. should i be in this conversation? i've heard all of it clearly. it's ok. john is coming by in 30 minutes. good. i'll see you later john. i'll see you later as well john.

back to the massage. i'm lying on my back and she is talking about extras. i'm on the fence on this ride. not quite sure. i was kind of in the mood before your chat with john. she gives me the extra option for the hj. 60 bucks.

i ponder for a minute. she is doing a nice job teasing my cock. she moves up to my neck for a minute asking me to lift up a little. when i lift up she starts on my neck.

what was that sound?

where is that bottle?

the bottle.

where's the fuckin' bottle?

really? really?

nice. real nice.

i stand up and step to the shower. she mentions she isn't quite finished. oh it's ok. i'm finished.

i'm finished when you just sharted the second time.

fool me once.

i am.

snorting febreze.

slimshady.

[Slimmest Shady]

you know that feeling that you just need to get some action. whether its just because you need to get off or you are too lazy to do it yourself or perhaps you were having relationship difficulties. i prefer being lazy. sometimes you just don't want to do it yourself.

i didn't want to do it myself. so i typed in my favourite sites and started looking. i narrowed it down to this new site call backpage. perhaps you might have heard of it. i've tried it for a few days and it seems to be a place where ladies are looking for dates. as one to enjoy the courtship ritual i thought why not. lets have a quick look.

i found out that you could search. i put in some terms and found a few that i liked but they were too far away. if i'm going to be lazy i'm going to have them located on a bus route. or at the very least close to a c-train station.

i shoved in the nw quadrant as my choice of the day and decided i would like to venture to motel village. it's at a train stop and i can be in and out before my bus transfer expires.

text messages were sent out and i found a willing participant at a reasonable price. fs for 100 alex. let's not take forever and i budgeted myself at about 15 minutes. thank you calgary transit.

there were no pics in the ad and i thought i would be adventurous. i asked about stats and finally had a response and i thought why the hell not. people have given peace a chance. why don't i give these stats a chance.

more texts back and forth and i was given a location. not one to divulge the name i sure wish i could have drove there in a granada. i get a text asking if i have condoms. i pause. hmmmm. i don't think i do. i have a sandwich bag from lunch but it's one of those fancy ones with the plastic zip. no way i'm giving that up. i respond with a no. i get a suggestion to pick them up at a store nearby. i pause. am i a personal shopper? i wouldn't even know which ones to buy. 3 pack? 12 pack? 24 pack? lubed? flavoured?

how about no.

i don't have condoms.

i spend some time wondering about the selection and i hear another text."i can do bbbjcim for 100."

well that puts an end to the condom debacle.

i am given the room number and proceed my stealth walk through the parking lot. i wish i had brought a disguise as it was broad daylight. a few jumps through what shadows i could find and i'm knock, knock, knocking at heavens door. well not heaven's door. this one has seen better days. and i'm not just talking about the door.

the curtain moves and then the door is slowly opened and i'm invited in. she looks alright. looks her age. height and weight. i can work with this. i ask her to undress me. remember i was being lazy. i'm not going to stop now.

she untangles my pantsuit and blouse and soon they are falling on the floor. a quick step out of my buffalo briefs and i'm all out there for the world to see. in this case it was her and whoever wanted to peek through the window.

she stays dressed wearing a low cut top and skirt. she starts on my junk and is actually doing a pretty good job of it.

eye contact, hand movement, hand movement along with her mouth, spitting, sucking and finally a girl who will push it against her cheek scary movie 2 style.

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well that felt great. it wasn't long after that and some ball rubbing that it was all over. she stayed with it until i finished and kept going until i was finished. always a nice touch.

she took care of things in the bathroom and came back with some wipes to clean me up. well i thought she was going to clean me up. she just handed them to me. i guess i can't be lazy all the time.

i got dressed. wished each other farewell and i was out on the street again.

a decent time with someone decent looking for decent coin.

next thing you know i'll be driving decent. who put my radio to ckxl?

on a side note i did notice a guy sitting outside the room having a smoke. looked about the same age and earlier in the room was what i thought were guys boots inside. at the time i never thought much about them so who knows. he was polite enough to allow me to finish so not such a big deal. no. i didn't say hello to him.

checking back on backpage later that day i noticed that she has posted another ad that included pics.

i am.

a decent fanya of tanya.

slimshady.

http://calgary.backpage.com/femalees...gle-20/5154613

http://calgary.backpage.com/femalees...nya-22/5181235

pretty and proper brand new little tanya!.22.

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i love to be spoiled stupid! show me a good man and ill show you a good girl! lol! i'm brand new and having fun, if you want to play with me give me a call boys! i'm ready. 587 215-0132.

poster's age: 22.

• location: calgary, nw.

• post id: 5181235 calgary.

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[Slimmest Shady]

As if I wouldn't troll on Backpage. The only reason I went there is because I set it as my homepage and I don't know how to change it.

Sent out a flurry of texts to random ads hoping one would stick. One or two usually do.

Was in the mood for a quickie. Heck I'd settle for a HJ in a hallway.

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I did get a few responses but one caught my attention. Part of it was location and the other part was price. Location is good but price is better.

A text volley and then I'm pulling up and parking at the lodge I just traveled to. A final room number and I was heading in for my fun.

The room was at the end of the hall. I kept looking back hoping I wasn't going to be hit in the back of the head with a hotdog.

I did see the cleaning staff but there was nothing to look at. No maid fantasy for me this time.

I quietly knocked at the door trying to fluff up my package as it hasn't seem much action lately. And by lately I mean the last couple days.

Angel opens the door and invites me in. She is as her pics. Fit and wearing booty shorts and a bra. I like. She motions me to the bed on the right. Must be the service bed as the other one has her stuff on it.

I mention to her I'm just here for the oily HJ. She says ok and starts to undress me. I quick flip of the top of the baby oil and she is working my man parts. She has nice long nails and she is using them quite well. There is eye contact and enthusiasm. I'm debating to nut or not. I brought a little extra in just in case things were good. Things were good. I decided to upsize my 80 buck HJ to 120 FS. Lucky I brought those 2 emergency 20's.

She gets undressed, leaving her bra on and lubes up a little. I enter her sweetly and by sweetly I mean fumbling my flaccid member around until she guides it in. Things are good now.

She was great. MPOS. Ball rubbing. Reach around. Not a clock watcher. I told her to turn over so I could do my finishing move. I started my theme music WWE style and finished.

Wasn't expecting to have a FS afternoon but it was a nice treat and she was a nice change.

I Am.

Not Steven Tyler.

SlimShady.

http://calgary.backpage.com/FemaleEs...974-20/4664409

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Posted: Monday, November 12, 2012 11:36 AM.

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Hi I'm &10084; &10084; ANGEL&10084; &10084; if you are attracted by beauty and sweetness, fascinated by charm and excited by a playful companion then I'm yours for the night!

I'm CLEAN, DRAMA FREE AND INDEPENDENT and its my first time in town.

100% real pictures you won't be disappointed.

I'm Puertorican and Jamacian 5'7 and 125lbs.

You can text or call meat (403) 909-4974

Feel free to call and ask questions or come by I'm available ALL AFTERNOON & NIGHT, INCALLS ONLY.

Poster's age: 20.

• Location: Calgary, Calgary, NE (INCALLS ONLY)

• Post ID: 4664409 calgary.

[Slimmest Shady]

* * `*Savanna is ready for you, up late, ask about my special * * *.33

Posted: Friday, April 13, 2012 1:17 AM

I am. 32 yrs. Old. NON-RUSHED and absolutely Discrete, I offer both in & outcalls

My cute yummy little body is 5'3. 117 LBS. 34 D. ALL REAL! ; I offer a nice relaxing environment to set the mood. Hot shower available. Very Private! & Lots of parking. 60/200. Or if you like, E are o t I see massage Blocked numbers will not be answered; Please guys, serious calls only,

Call or text Savanna, don't check e-mail often.

403-305-5187

Poster's age: 32

Poster's age: 33.

• Location: Calgary, NW

• Post ID: 2887189 calgary.

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* SAVANNA. 32.

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Was feeling a little erect and needed a way to take care of it. Being the lazy guy that I am I thought what a better way than to let someone else do the work. Did a search of Backpage and was interested in the ass shots of Savanna. Decided why not and texted a few messages about rates / availability. Found out that there was a short and sweet available for 100.

That was good because I just happened to have that exact amount.

Her location was a hotel in the NW Motel Village area. Shocking isn't it. And I knew where it was as well. It's almost like I've been to Motel Village a time or two.

I'm given the room number and I knock. I'm met at the door by Savanna who looks like the pictures. Well not exactly. She looked thinner in person. I was hoping for the ass that was in the pictures but it just wasn't quite there. It seems that the weight she shows in the pictures is not that same as it was in person.

I was still there for the fun so she started with a quick massage that turned into some head. I can't remember if it was CBJ or BBBJ so lets say it was CBJ.

After a short bit and a little lube I was parking the beef bus in tuna town. It was alright and she was into it and what not but I just wasn't feeling it. The difference in the weight was a slight let down. From the pictures it looks like she would have an ass and some tits. Not so much. At least not like in the pics. Looked a little tired and / or malnourished.

She was friendly enough. A little talkative for my liking. I tried to use my penis as a silencer. It was only partially effective.

Not a total loss. Decent VFM for a quickie but the pics aren't 100% accurate weightwise. I'd probably repeat if I knew her ass looked like the pics.

I Am.

Going To Bring A Sammich.

SlimShady.

[Slimmest Shady]

My work had me set up near Motel Village giving seminars. Or at least that's what I like to call it. Work being cleaning windows with a squeegee and Motel Village being the corner that I just happened to be near.

Saw a sign for complimentary coffee and decided to come in from the cold and warm up. Had my cup of joe and loaded my pockets with sugar cubes noticing the public computer and phone available. I could almost live here.

I turned the monitor around and scanned Backpage and came across KristenPlays ad. Since I had a good day at work I was rolling in the dough I decided to splurge and get me one of those 15 minute specials she had available. Arranging a time was easy she was available on short notice and the communication was easy and responses were prompt. They even had a tone of naughtiness to them which made it more appealing. I even requested an outfit.

She wasn't far from me at all and I was able to put a Will Be Back in 20 Minutes sign on my bucket. I was told the room / location when I was out front and I walked up the stairs to the floor that she was on. I find taking the stairs really makes my butt look good in my jeggings. A quiet knock on the door and she lets me in. She comments on my smell of Windex. I apologize and try to alleviate her fears that I wasn't drinking it. That was just my blueberry lip balm. I didn't want chapped lips in case we were to kiss as light GFE was on the menu.

She is as in the pics. It's nice to not go in blind and not know what to expect. Her choice of outfit wasn't quite what I had in mind. She did answer the door in a white robe. That was the proper thing to do as the door opens up to a public area. I can't wait to see what outfit she selected underneath. We take care of the donation only losing a few that roll under the bed.

She tells me to undress and get on the bed. No problem. Done. A little small talk while she phones her 'friend' to make sure I'm not a creep and to let them know the session time. She finishes up the call and then she takes off her robe. She's naked. Not the outfit I asked for. I let out a sigh. How can I work under these conditions? I dig deep with steel resolve and gritty determination. I think to myself 'I can do this'

And so I do. She starts with a HJ to start the festivities. That seems to work and then she reaches over and soon a condom is placed on top. Better on top than on the side I always say.

Another reach over for some lube and she asks if she can go on top. I deal with the inner turmoil and give in. Yes. Go on top if you must. She hops on for cowgirl and works if for awhile and then rotates around to reverse cowgirl.

I don't even have to do the work. I should get into this more often. Why just go for a rub and tug when you can just lie here and have someone do all the work. I decide to not be so selfish and offer another change of position. Drawing from the Kama Sutra or was it that Sting song I was listening to on the way over I chose the ever difficult missionary. I give her my best missionary. She asks me to come for her. But there is a slight difference. Even though I was there for a short session she added something to the question. It was called sincerity. It's nice what a little sincerity can do. I oblige as I always do.

There is some dirty talk and some interest in what I was doing given her sincere response. Not everyone can smile and be into a short balding overweight Asian guy trying to impale you with 3 inches of xi&462; o ni&462; o.

I finish and remove the hat, waddling to the washroom to clean up with some soap and tissue trying not to leave the telltale bits of tissue paper on the tip. I'll pressure wash the rest when I get home.

I Am.

Hoping My Bucket Is Still There.

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Decided to get back in this game we call pooning. Tried my luck on Backpage. Craigslist wasn't doing much for me and Duttslist is non-existant.

Did a search with my keywords that I always use. You know the ones. Words like cheap, discount, scratch and dent. 40 dollars, and special. Lucky for me the last one came up with a few hits.

Narrowed it down and found the others were outcall only. That wasn't my bag baby so I decided to go for incall. Didn't take long and soon I was loading up minutes on my phone. It sure beats walking around carrying a payphone. Pay as you go? Who would have thought?

Phone is answered by a sweet sounding girl. Well this is off to a good start. She was pleasant and better yet she was available right away. That was two pluses and I'm off to the races. I'm given the location which is off 17 Ave SW which wasn't too far from where I live. A short walk. No problem. I don't even have to pack a lunch.

I told her I was just going to shower and then head over. Lucky for me she was said she was going to shower as well. Did I hear that correct a hundred dollar special and showered to boot? Wahey! Lucky for me.

I'm given the directions and soon I'm getting buzzed in. I'm met at the door after a confirmation phone call. She is as in the pics. Not a spinner but I wasn't bait and switched by the photos. They are recent and fairly accurate. I enter the apartment and it's fairly decent. Not the Ritz Carlton but not the Cecil so of course I stick around. She says don't mind her GF who was hanging out on the couch. She mentioned she's also an SP but I didn't see who it was nor did I ask.

Onto the bedroom. I pony up the required donation. Stacked it neatly in rows and got down to business. And by get down to business I mean laying down on the bed waiting for her to do all the work.

She started off with a massage. I thought this was a little weird thinking that maybe the 100 special was a massage and HJ. I pondered what would happen if that was the case. Oh well it was late and at least I was getting a massage. The massage carried on for a few minutes and then I was asked to flip. I flipped and then she started on with some oral. Alright. This was getting better. At least it wasn't just a massage and HJ. While working on my junk she reached over for a some lube. I think I know where this is going.

I know where my junk is going.

A little bit of strategic lube placement and an offer of a change of positions and I'm in. I guess the special was just that.

After a little bit of action or was it a few hours. Can't really remember. But being the two pump chump that I usually am I can only imagine that it was a few brief moments and I was spent.

I remove the protection and am offered some wipes to clean up. They were baby wipes and not Wendy's napkins. We all know what that can lead to.

I get dressed beside her and am putting my shoes on and out the door.

I Am.

Thanking Sir Bob Borden.

SlimShady.

[Slimmest Shady]

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And no that isn't me in the picture.

Location is near the corner of 16th Ave and Centre Street of course. 1607 Centre Street N.

I found it a little bit different as it's always nighttime when I go there. I heard of the silent HJ and decided to give it a whirl. After the last session I had with a too talkative SP I thought this can't be all that bad.

I ventured the front street past the signs and street garbage and to the inset white door that leads up the stairs. Opening the door and hearing the all familiar door bell ring of a jack shack, I lumber up the stairs pausing halfway to catch my breath. I really need to start doing hot yoga. I guess I'll do that once I find some yoga pants that have pockets to hold change.

I continue my stair quest only to find a door at the top of said stairs. Lucky for me it is open. I did not have the strength to carry on much further. I'm met by an asian lady / woman. I would go into great lengths to describe her but just imagine an AMP and she's an attendant. There you go. I've just described her.

Since this was my first rodeo here I thought I would carry on in the tradition of the review posted by MrSlugabed. I follow the attendant and settle into the room. Except this wasn't the room that was described in MrSlugabed's review. I could see the closet-like rooms he was jammed into. They were quaint. Cute even. But I didn't get placed there.

I was put into the larger room on the side. Except it was only larger because it didn't have walls separating the 2 beds it only had a curtain. Well I never. Well actually I'm sure I have.

I'm told to get undressed and get on table #2 as table #1 was being used as just that. A table. There was a laptop. Some papers, a plate and a few other things strewn about. I do as I'm told and undress. Quite seductively if I don't say so myself. Although my gyrating was wasted as there was nobody to watch.

I leave the money on the table. Using the previous MrSlugabed guideline I pony up $70. Yes. $70. You heard that right. There was even a $20 bill in the pile. Start marking your calendar.

A few minutes later she comes back in and proceeds with the massage. She asks how long I want to stay. I request 30 mins. She start the massage and it's alright. Medium pressure. A little talk about the weather and more massage. After 20 or so she starts to tease my berries and then asks if I would like a full body massage. I answer with a stiff 3 inches. I turn over and allow her to continue with the massage. She grabs another bottle of oil and it's not a flip top lid but an actual pump. She starts to pump the oil on my man meat. I'm more interested in the odd sound the bottle was making rather than the oiling of my johnson.

At this point I debate whether to allow her to milk me in all my frothy goodness or just let her continue teasing me. Maybe I'm going through a tease and denial phase? Who knows. I give it a minute of her teasing and rubbing my shaft. I ask her to continue and just tease me. She questions why I don't want her to make me cum. I don't really answer and just tell her that what she is doing feels good.

A couple minutes pass and I hear the phone ring. She doesn't answer it. Another ring and I hear the phone being answered and another female answers it speaking a language I don't understand. Well only part of it. The only part that I understood was that it was made by another female. My ears perk up like keys jingling to a dog.

I ask if there is another girl working. She says there is. I inquire if she is available. More specifically I ask if she wants to watch. Hell why not. She asks and they banter back and forth in some Asian dialect that I have no clue of. All I know is that the door opened and a taller asian in a skirt and fishnet stockings appears.

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I'm nearing the end of the session and I'm still undecided if I want to pop or not. The first lady seems to be enjoying teasing me and is trying to get me to pop. Alright. A battle of wills. Only one will survive.

She picks up the pace. I'm managing. She then says something to the one watching a couple feet away. Next thing you know it's 2 on 1. More like 4 on 1.

4 hands.

4 hands vs. 3 inches.

I'm outnumbered. I think to myself that this is alright. It is alright. But this is too good to be true. I'm still undecided on popping or not and it's now a little more difficult when they grab your hand and place it on their ass. The second one asks if I am going to tip. I knew it was too good to be true. Either way she asks for the same donation and nod in agreement.

Now with both teasing and splashing oil all about I am no match. I try to fight it but it's not working.

Pop.

Ooops.

They both seem elated at the effort they put in. I too seem elated.

A hot towel clean up in aisle 3 and I'm spic and span.

The first one goes out of the room and the second one asks me to lie down again. She starts giving me a massage again. Cool. I didn't even have to ask. She massages me for another 20 mins. Starts teasing my junk again. Just as I was getting used to it she giggles and says times up.

Nothing wrong with that. It's time for my bed anyway. I get dressed and give her thanks and her donation and I'm down the stairs in the night air.

I Am.

Througho With This Duo.

SlimShady.

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Was fortunate enough to have a friend go away on vacation and they let me use their car while they were gone. This allowed me to catch up on some errands and finally be able to have outcall services. I find during winter that the cart gets a little breezy and cold. This time I was rolling in luxury. It had doors. A few of them and a nice backseat. More than just a backseat it was a station wagon. To me that's like a king size bed.

Folding the seat down and clearing out the clutter I notice a new sleeping bag. I think to myself for a minute. I could put this to use. I've got a sleeping bag. I've got a wagon with legroom. Heck it even has tinted windows. Looking for some anonymous fun I start my regular trolling of BP, CL and the like.

Since it was just before noon I start to see what I can come up with. I was looking for right away and wouldn't you know it I see an ad with a title of Wham Bam. Just what I was looking for.

I dial up the number as the ad stated to call when in the area. I happen to be in the area. I call and find out that it's car dates only. This could work as I just so happen to have a car. I'm also looking for a date. I'm given the address and I zero in on the location. I call back to let her know where I'll be. This time I mention that I will be there in a few minutes. I give her a description of the car and the location where I will park. She gave me the address but wanted me to park down the street. Well I can be discrete and I can be anonymous. Heck. Let's make this fun. I don't want to see her. I've got an idea. I tell her that I will be in the back of the car. I'll be in the back of the car covered with a sleeping bag. The only thing that will be sticking out is. Well I think you get the idea.

She has the location / description of the car. I'm positioned in the car with my junk hanging out. I strategically place the donation next to my junk. I asked for the 80 BBBJ and erectly I wait.

The sun is out and I'm underneath a sleeping bag parked on a residential street. I try to move the sleeping bag to give me a little air pocket. One needs not to overheat or pass out whilst ones junk is out while in a car on a residential street. I remember not to pass out.

I quick call to confirm that she's still coming. Yeps. She is. A moment later I hear footsteps and the sound of the door opening. I sure hope it's her and not the local constabulary. Nope. All good. I hear the rustle of the money being put away and then the wetness of her mouth going on my johnson. This is great. I didn't even have to say anything.

Sometimes I wonder why can't all dates be like this. She works over my manmeat. I'm trying not to pass out under the sleeping bag. A couple minutes later she asks when I'm going to come and she reverts to a HJ. Being the fussy guy that I am I politely ask to continue with the BJ and pick up the pace a little. That's working. I can do this.

I did that. She didn't have to work much longer. She mutters 'there' and then I hear the door open and then shut.

'There'? How could she say there? Is that possible with a load in your mouth? I wait a little bit to make sure that she's gone. I check my junk and wouldn't you know it there's a condom on. Who put that there? And who's going to clean this up?

I guess it will be me. Not a problem. I just happened to have some wetnaps with me for just this type of thing.

I Am.

Wondering Why Pay For A BBBJ When You Can Get A CBJ For The Same Price.

SlimShady.

[Slimmest Shady]

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I had a big date planned for the weekend and I needed a little help in the fluffing department. I figured why not stop by and get a good massage and then take advantage of the teasing.

Hopped off the C-Train and J-Walked across the S-treet and up to the T-hird F-loor.

Lucky for me they accepted walk-ins as I didn't phone ahead. I really should get me one those things. Perhaps one day I'll have a reason to get one.

So through the door I go. Place looks legit with anatomy posters and price list on the wall detailing all the types of massages that are available. I'm just in it for the 30 minute one thanks and yes I will be paying cash. They might even be bills.

I was freshly showered but was offered to have another shower. This was nice as they did have a shower in the room. I quickly rinsed my junk and hopped on the table.

She came in a minute or two later. She was probably under 5 ft tall. Late 30's-40 according to my Asian aging gauge. Not saying much with that gauge but she was no Brenda Song.

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She had a smaller frame for sure but a tummy. That was ok as I was lying on my front while she hopped on top and gave me a massage that way. It was pretty good and wouldn't you know it I was enjoying it. I even managed to get an erection. This was good as this is what I was going to need it for my date later this week.

She finished up with the back and asked me to turn over. Can do. And I sure did. Flipped right over. She continued with the massage and soon was asking what I may want. I asked her to continue teasing and that I didn't want it to completion. I'm thinking she didn't hear me. Either that or she was just ignoring me. I could only imagine that she was thinking.

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I was enjoying her enthusiasm with her trying to get me off. I mentioned to her to just tease and to not jackhammer. I don't think she was getting the point and I politely told her to tease and rub my balls. I just wanted some tease and denial type action. She finally got the point or perhaps it was just the clock showing her that time was up.

No problem either way. I wanted a good massage which I got. I wanted to get fluffed which I got. Now if I could save the erection she gave me I would be able to use it later. I just needed a way to save it. Hmmmm. I looked around for a rubber band.

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Nope. Couldn't find one. Perhaps if I could find a twist tie from those garbage bags or an old loaf of bread.

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Looked around and didn't have one from a garbage bag but I did find one that was for the bread but it wasn't exactly what I was looking for.

I can get creative. This just might work.

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I Am.

Thinking That Was A Bad Idea.

SlimShady.