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[Slimmest Shady]

Don't trust these things to just anyone. 39

Posted: Saturday, July 2, 2011 1:04 AM

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Expierence the expierenced. Safety is always number one, as you canot buy your health. I'm a healthy 150 pound brunette standing 5 foot 7 with long brown hair and big green eyes. I don't entertain risky phone detail.

I'm alot of good clean fun.

Emails are not opened and texts are not taken too seriously. If youd like to meet me please just call. We can talk about available times to meet causually. 200H Call 403-999-5799 if interested. Stay safe guys. Bridgette

Poster's age: 39.

• Location: Calgary, NE Calgary

• User first posted December 2010.

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Got to door.

Turned around.

'nuff said.

I Am.

Objects In Mirror Are Larger Than They Appear.

SlimShady

[Slimmest Shady]

Wouldn't you know it I needed another HJ. Decided to see what was happening on Edmonton Trail. There is the odd one that is located on Edmonton Trail. I was going to hit up Daydreams but the lunch rush was packing the parking lot.

Who puts a restaurant next to a jack shack?

A quick glance across the street and I see J&Y Massage Center. It's at 2407A Edmonton Trail. The number on the sign is 403 250 8833. I stroll on in. Cool. It's a lower suite. I walk down the stairs with no view of what is going to greet me at the bottom.

Uh-oh. Looks like someone is wearing a lab coat.

Not good. Looks like someone is frumpy.

Not gooder. Looks like this might be an uphill battle.

Not gooder at all.

I ask in the international language of HJ and I'm hastily told they only do massage here. I make a retreat up the stairs.

I Am.

Wandering Again For Action.

SlimShady.

[Slimmest Shady]

3507 Centre Street NW.

403 230 8468.

I was sore from working so hard and needed a little 'relaxation'. It was on a major bus route which made it quite easy to get to. I wasn't sure if I was going to get a 'full' body massage but gave it a go anyway.

Hopped off the bus and walked a short distance to the front entrance. Up a few concrete stairs and in through the glass door. I was met by Daisy who asked how long I wanted to stay. Being the generous guy I am I said 30 minutes which equated to 40 dollars. I didn't have the 70 dollars to spring for the hour.

Was shown to the room on the right. Typical AMP room. Table. Yep. I'm on it. Naked of course.

Daisy comes in. She's about 5'3". Asian. That should help you complete the mental image.

I'm laying on the table getting oiled up. The massage was more therapy than relaxation. It still felt good. Not much in the teasing department. I think I know where this was going. Or should I say not going.

A half hour passes and I'm cleaned up with a wet cloth. Not sure if I saw a shower there anyway. There was no indication either way if a happy ending was on the menu. A sign was on the wall stating that any coming on to the staff would end the session.

I put on my pants and then left. Still time on my bus transfer. I guess all wasn't lost.

I Am.

Entering The Dragon.

BruceShady.

[Slimmest Shady]

massage for men always $80 with free bonus must see this ad (calgary / heritage)

date: 2011-11-25, 10:52pm mst.

gentlemen just to let you know, my rates are lowest in the city.

i do not charge for pleasure

you purchase a massage style you like,

the rest is on the house

my average massage for of $80 would cost you min $2o0 to $300 / hr (elsewhere)

check it out yourself if you don't believe me.

*why charge for pleasures we all enjoy*

*also my looks do not effect my rates or technique*

* i am way past average in looks as well stile *

sorry i will not splash my photo on the net you will be pleased

rates are* $80 for 45min light to medium tissue massage.

with a (complimentary) * 15 min added. personal relaxation touch.

a touch that you will be more than grateful to be (given)

* daily special as follows: *

rates are $100. 45min deep to extremely deep therapeutic massage.

with a complimentary 15 min added. comfort slide (body to body)

this special takes a lot out of a therapist therefore :

this rate of. $100. will only be excepted from 9am to 12:30.

as well only two clients will be excepted in the morning.

you best book the day before if you wish to get this rate. you can try same day but chances are slim.

you can still get this massage thru out the day! at a still low rate of $120 with free comfort slide

for those that prefer the the executives massage is approx. 1 1/2 hour long

*1 hr deep therapeutic massage with a free 15min bonus slide *

$160 shower avail raincoat suoolied.

gentlemen as you can see i like repeat business.

everyone i have attended to returns.

as you will too.

cover sheet by request of client. as most prefer not.

heritage / macloud area.

10 years exp massage. 15 years looking after the male clientele.

i am very attractive long black hair weigh 145lbs / 5"9"/green eyes.

open 7 days week sunday do not start until 12:00 noon.

sasha for the best rates! best massage! 403 875 6843 no emails sorry, i don't have time to check.

also do not be alarmed if a male answers which would be dan who is a friend he can book your appoint if i'm busy

again number for sasha is 403 875 6843.

was searching craigslist and my eyes caught sasha's ad. more specifically the free part. not being one to have this oppurtunity go to waste i decided to call her up. or text. i can't remember. all i know is that it was about 1:30 in the morning and i had an erection attached to some blue balls. you could say i had a fever. but this time the prescription wouldn't be more cowbell.

it was a hj. well ok. it wasn't a hj. i was there for the massage. yeah. that's it. a massage. i needed a massage. i was there for the massage. how was i supposed to know there would be a hj attached at the end?

i shuffled over to a place in sw near heritage and mcleod. it was a private residence. directions and parking instructions were given. i found it fairly quickly and stopped a few houses past as to not arouse suspicion. light was on and a soft knock at the door and i was met by a milf looking lady.

she had long dark hair and according to her ad is 'way past average in looks'. i'm not one to judge but i was ok with what i saw. she had a big butt and a smile. not thin but not obese. a good solid woman. and i was here for a massage so let's get back to the action.

i needed a shower and asked for one. she showed me the bathroom. wasn't the cleanest one. mentioned that i could use the towel that was there. showered up and didn't really want to use the one that was hanging up. it looked like community towel. i hopped out of the shower and tried to spin dry myself. after a few minutes of near nausea i came out of the bathroom and hopped up to the table in the room set-up like a mini-massage parlour.

i asked for the 45min package. the massage started and it was actually pretty good. there was good pressure and good teasing. i like this. she was also nude. didn't mind that at all. more massage and more teasing. a few extra shots of oil on my johnson and she picked up the pace while cupping my balls. this was good.

hands wandered a little bit. didn't go too far as she was working to get me off and working it was.

sexy explosion.

wiped me up and asked if i wanted to shower again. how could i resist the spin dry?

i am.

kenmore elite.

slimshady.

[Slimmest Shady]

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not sure where i started on this one. was trolling the usual haunts for some type of adventure. thought of fs. thought of hitting a mp for a tug. couldn't really decide. one thing i could decide on was that i was a bad boy. one that deserved a spanking. came across these ads and figured these might fit the bill. speaking of bill. lets find out what the damage would be. a text or two back and forth and i'm enticed by 60 for 15. alright. i'll bite.

at this rate i'm thinking westin, hyatt regency, or even le germain.

nope.

the travellers inn motel.

a travelling i will go.

don't think that this was low budget. it was the penthouse suite. i guess if you call the 2nd floor of a 2 story motel the penthouse.

i carry on with the room number that was texted to me prior to my arrival. up the concrete stairs and i'm knocking at the door.

the door opens and i'm let in my an older lady fitting the description of the ads. hmmmm. she looks familiar. i think for a minute as she instructs me to get into the room and get naked. i forgot i told her i was bad and i needed to be punished. i guess i will deal with the familiarity later. for now i'm double-timing it into the bedroom and getting undressed.

on my way stepping over piles of clothes and the kitty litter box i notice a cat and piles of boxes. i've know i've been bad but i sure hope she doesn't want me to clean.

back to my nakedness. i'm undressed and standing in the bedroom. there is some decent porn playing on the tv. lucky for me the porn wasn't as old as the tv. and who changes channels on uhf anymore.

she tells me to start stroking my cock. why yes. yes i will.

what? i only have 30 seconds? ok. i'll do my best.

i guess it was a limited time offer and she tell me to get on the bed. she gets out some straps and binds me so i can't move. this is a fine pickle i've gotten myself into. i'm told to turn around and bend over. well that's fine. at least she had the decency to have me pointed to the tv so i can catch up on the porn playing on the tv.

she leaves me there face down ass up. comes back with a paddle and a couple dildos. i shriek at the size of the first one. i would be better off putting my own fist up my ass. that's not going to happen and neither is that tor**** of a sex toy she brought out. i'll have the smaller one thank you very much.

my mind wanders back to the happy place of the porn playing on the tv when i'm rudely interrupted by the paddle and the feeling of cold lube. i think i know where this is going.

i'm getting my ass paddled and violated and she's telling me to jerk my cock. i guess you get what you pay for. i have to do it myself? well i better not argue. she was nice enough to undo one hand to allow me to finish the deal.

she allows me to get untied and offers me tissue to clean up. fantastics. i love those 'little bits of tissue. you know the ones.

i wipe up and she asks if i would like to use the shower.

insert awkward pause here.

insert oshi reference here.

i am.

glad second floors don't have window wells.

slimshady.

[Slimmest Shady]

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swedish touch relaxation massage

5a-1815 27 ave ne.

403 717 0766 &8206;

heard through the grapevine that swedish touch had a door rate of $35 for half hour massage. with the going rate $40 elsewhere for the half hour i used my savings for the bus ride over.

it was after hours so the parking lot was desolate and i was able to walk in without anyone eyeing me up. there really isn't a big sign on the door. just a little one with the hours beside the open sign. open it was.

opened the door and was greeted by emma. she was 30 something. average build. 145 or so. but that's me just guessing. she was talkative and i was soon paying the door fee and getting naked on the table.

waited for a few and she was back in the room offering oil, powder, lotion, lard, and pudding. i chose the lotion. it rubs the lotion on it's skin. and it felt good. no hose again for me.

there was a half decent massage with some teasing. there was the grazing of the boys so i knew i was in business. lucky i brought along 4 queen elizabeth's to the party. they know how to party and with their skills they were getting me a topless hj.

throughout the massage emma was talkative. she seemed to have a fair bit of energy to keep talking. she seemed to have a bit of a cold as well. i didn't need to know about the symptoms and her treatment for it. i blocked it out and concentrated on the upcoming festivities. i flipped over and she started up the massage again. we decided on the topless release. as an added bonus i was treated to some 5 'o' clock shadow as she raised up her arms to remove her top. yeah for me. my fave.

putting that aside and getting back to the task at hand. or should i say in hand. her hand.

out came the oil. good temperature and a liberal amount. soon i was about to finish and she realized this. she sped up which was good but she then changed the angle and ferocity of her grip. don't point it down like that. that's not right. well it was too late i was shooting. shooting and trying to stifle the discomfort of the last minute direction / grip change. i probably would have been better off if she let go just as i came. it wouldn't have hurt as much.

i was offered a shower which i declined. why shower when i'm just heading back on the bus? a few hot towels and a wi****wn and i was finished.

i am.

grabbing an icepack.

slimshady.

[Slimmest Shady]

Or is it Sandra at CME?

One way or another it was still Sandra.

http://www.calgarymidnightexpress.com/sandra.html

CME was having a special. Being on Old Age Security I need to try and not break the budget. With a week or two of eating cat food I would have the cost covered. Reading in between the lines and checking out other reviews I knew that greek was on the menu.

Set up was easy with a phone call. I was fortunate that the location was closeby. A quick walk over and I was calling again to let her know that I arrived. I was hoping for a new apartment being the classy guy that I am. The apartment was adequate for the area. Waited on the stairs and she came out and told me to come down.

She looked as in her pics. The pics didn't show the enthusiasm. That was to be shown later. And boy was it shown.

Cleaned up in the shower. Used soap. Dried and met her in the bedroom.

That's where the fun began. Started with a BJ. She was into it but the odd time it was a little rough. No problem I can fix that by putting it somewhere else.

First stop. Hole #1. It started with CG which was nice. Nice in the fact I didn't have to do much work. A few more positions and finally ending up in a position where I could move on to Hole #2.

What can I say. Hole #2 was good. Once again she was doing most of the work. A guy could really get used to this. I let her work up a sweat and then I went into my finishing move. Not much later I was spent balls deep in her backside tired out.

Lucky there was the shower there. I didn't use all the soap when I arrived so there was no need for wetnaps.

Overall a pretty good experience. Enthusiastic young girl with greek on a reasonable budget. Can't beat that. Incall at the time had dirty floors but hey I can buy new socks. I didn't show up to hump the floors so I'll let the dirt slide.

I came, I saw, I greeked.

Oh wait. I saw, I greeked, I came.

That's the proper order.

I Am.

Weak For Greek.

SlimShady.

[Slimmest Shady]

5032. 16 ave NW

Upstairs.

403 918 7533.

Ever have that bulge in your pants that you just can't get rid of? When you wake up in the morning? When you see some chick with a nice ass bend over? When that Shake-Weight commercial is on? You know what I'm talking about.

Well I felt I had to do something about it. Being the guy that I am I thought to myself if you want something done right do it yourself. I thought about that for a minute and decided no. No. I will not do it myself. I'm going to kick start this economy and get the economic wheels in motion. Grease them up if you will. Well maybe not grease but oil. Massage oil.

My travels put me in near 16th Ave and Home Road. Can't really remember what had me out that way. Perhaps it was my erection acting like a dowsing rod. Leading me into whatever I could get myself into that day. I figured since I was in this area I know a place called Deja-Vu. I've been there before so a more fitting name was not to be had.

I walked across the parking lot and laboured up the stairs oxygen tank in hand. I should have remembered the flight of stairs from last time. The sign on the way out says 'Come Again'. Why thank you. I think I will.

I open up the secondary door. Take a candy from the bowl. An Asian lady says hello. I ask if she is available and she replies yes. I answer back almost spitting out my candy but compose myself enough to ask her with the international sign for quick HJ. It seems that it is the very motion in the Shake Weight commercial I was talking about earlier. This time the Shake Weight isn't a weight. It's my penis.

She shows me a room in the back and asks me to get undressed. I happily oblige and put my usual on the table. She comes back a minute later with some oil. I bet you don't know where this is going. I'll let you figure it out.

So after a quick massage of my nether region and a hot towel clean up I was putting on my pants. One leg at a time. Just like everyone else. Except mine were velvet.

The experience was quick and easy. Just what the doctor ordered to get rid of the lump in my velvet pants. I will not lie. I felt cheap. Ok. I didn't really. Just a quick service and I was on my way.

I Am.

Not Kung-Fu Gripped.

SlimShady.

[Slimmest Shady]

Virtue Health Centre 2109 Edmonton Tr. N. E 403 456 7181.

http://maps.google.ca/maps?hl=en&cli...3,0.00232&z=19

This place used to be Harmony Health. For a short time it seemed to be closed. It's now open as Virtue. I read in the Calgary Sun that it was new owners so I thought to stop in. I would think that it also meant new staff.

When I entered it looked like the same place as before. I didn't recognize the staff so I can only assume they are new.

I paid the entrance fee of $40 for a half hour. It was a long walk up Edmonton Trail so I thought I would take the massage to soothe my weary soul. It was freezing out and the warm room was a nice treat. My coke bottle glasses fogged up quickly so I removed them as well as my clothes.

Soon I was laying on the table getting cozy not knowing who I would get.

I'm lying face down on the table and the door opens. Maggie walks in wearing a white lab coat. Well that's hot I think to myself. A moment later she took it off. That's a good start. Being blind and lying on my stomach I couldn't see what she was wearing underneath but I let her start the massage.

There was a minimal amount of massaging. Perhaps 5 minutes or so. Then I was told to flip. What? So soon? I could see where this is going. A quick money grabbing session I thought. Well I guess when I flip over I'll make sure the massage lasts the full session.

What luck when I flipped over. She was wearing spandex pants and a corset like top. Very nice. Not what I was expecting. Tight pants and some skin showing. What a way to get me interested. Some broken English as to what I would like. I mentioned that I would like a HJ. She moved my hand to her ass and asked if that is all that I would like. Perhaps. What else was on the menu? Well HJ was. BJ was. And FS was.

She asked how much I would like to spend. I paused. I asked her what the damage was for FS. She said $200.

Challenge accepted.

I countered with a lower amount of $150. Funny thing is I should have double checked how much I had brought with me. She said sure. I got my naked butt off the table and went into my shoe for the rest of the money. A quick count and I found out I was short by $20. Rather than ask for FS for $130 I mentioned that I didn't have the full amount and I hopped back on the table and I would just take a HJ. She asked how much I had. I told her and she said that it would be fine. My lucky day she said.

Sounds good to me.

I removed her clothing and she got a condom and away we went at it. I can't remember if there was a CBJ or not. I know there was a few positions and some complaining about size. I hate being small. She had a decent enough body on her. I figure her to be mid 30's or so. I'm not a great judge of age with no eyesight, a darkroom and an Asian lady. It was a good time. VFM was middle of the road.

I Am.

Enjoying My Lucky Day.

SlimShady.

[Slimmest Shady]

31 3616 52nd Ave NW.

403 289 0027.

With Northland being an old standby for a quick tug I decided to venture in once again for some quick action.

It seems they have done a little renovation in the front area. Nothing special but still something new. I opened the door and of course the buzzer rings and a minute later the door opens and I'm met by a 20 something Asian girl.

This was a nice change from the much older staff that was the usual choice here. I asked for the usual quick massage. She said it was available and I motioned that I would just be interested in a HJ. She mentioned yes this was possible and asked how much the donation would be from me. I mentioned the usual. She said no and countered with double the amount. I thought to myself that this might not go in my favour.

$80 for just a HJ. Hmmm. I pondered for a moment. Almost as if my life was passing before me. I quickly snapped out of it and said no thanks. I will be on my way.

I can at least say the talent has improved somewhat. The price has increase dramatically. With the price of a basic HJ at 80 bucks plus whatever the room fee would be I would not repeat or advise anyone to check out this place.

I Am.

Party Rockin' Because Every day I Shufflin'. I Mean Prices Are Doublin'.

SlimShady.

[Slimmest Shady]

do you know what's good about a bus pass?

you can use it for the lrt. i hopped on the c-train and stopped off at the marlborough station. this was a short walk across the street and past the humpty's. i had a choice to make today. it was either food or a hj.

i thought about it for a bit. looked at the clientelle in the humpty's and decided to roll the dice and venture into sunflower massage center.

109, 920 36 st ne 403 984 9299.

http://maps.google.ca/maps?hl=en&ll=...111.66,,1,1.24

cut and paste that. it's the business that's has all the white in the window.

walk in and there is the obligatory rate chart on the wall. 40 for 1/2. yeah yeah.

the mamasan walks out and greets me. i ask who else is working and she mentions barbie which gave me a glimmer of hope that it isn't going to be the mamasan working my willy.

i pony up the eight 5 dollars bills and she retreats shutting the door behind her. i romantically dim the lights knowing that i have myself alone for a minute. i rub my hands across my chest slowly undressing myself. first my shirt and then my pants. i'm glad i wear my tear-away track pants. one quick rip and there on the floor and i'm soon lying rod down on the table wondering if i should just take care of this myself.

naaaaahhhh.

barbie comes in and turns the light up. i see she is 20ish. 5'5ish 100-110? she's wearing a blouse and some leggings underneath. this is a nice turn around from the self molestation i was giving myself a minute ago. looking at her was much better than looking at myself in the mirror.

she asks if i want oil or lotion. i chose lotion. makes me much so much softer.

her hands were freezing and she giggled slightly asking if they were alright. i thought to myself as long as they were on my hammer they were alright with me.

she lotioned me up and gave a random smattering of ancient massage skills. ok. that was an overstatement. she rubbed her hands up and down and around with no rhyme or reason. this was not a massage. it was barely a tickling. 4 minutes later i am asked to flip. i was peeking at her in the mirror liking what i saw but was she was lacking in the massage area for sure.

she asks about extras and motions with her hand the international sign of hj. i read that loud and clear. we end up with a nude hj for 100. i tell her to keep her panties on. they were shiny boy shorts and they looked / felt nice. i wasn't there to look at her vajajay. not my style.

she gets naked and asks for my hands to rub alcohol on them. well that's a first. i go with it. i guess that means i'm allowed to touch. she oils up the boys and starts to go at it. she was much better at the tug than the massage. she had some b sized boltons. not a bad package when she's naked and tugging at your johnson.

she had good technique for that with some ball cupping / rubbing. i let her finish her business and she cleaned up with a hot towel.

we got dressed and exchange goodbyes.

not the worst i've had. nice eye candy. regular prices. the shoes at the front door multiplied by the time i left. must have more staff because i saw another few pairs of shoes that i didn't see coming in. at least mine were still there.

i am.

getting tugged helianthus annuus style.

slimshady.

[Slimmest Shady]

403 700 1366.

Set up a time that was convenient for both of us. Scheduling is always an issue with me. With so many meetings with tribal council and dance auditions I thought I could never get away to meet up with Cassie.

It wasn't long before I was voted off the island and had some free time. Met up with Cassie who as you can see looks like her pics. What you can't tell is how soft her skin is and how good she smells.

Anyway. Great attitude and great session was had. Quite the workout not knowing who did the most of the work. I'll give it to her as she ended up giving a great massage after.

A great time with a great girl.

Oh and what is said about the Russian is true. You will enjoy.

SlimShady.

[Slimmest Shady]

Guess what?

Another story about a boy and his quest for a HJ.

This one had him venturing in Vista Heights to the old Executive Relaxation now called Rainbow Massage Center.

Same address of 308. 2066 18 Ave NE. New phone number of 403 230 8809. Or at least that what Yellow Pages says.

Either way I wasn't calling to book ahead. I was just storming in johnson in hand asking them if they could do something with it.

I was in luck. A little I guess.

This place was more rundown than me.

I donated 40 dollars to smooth things over. Smooth things over is right. Smoothed them all over her hands. A luke warm towel and I wasn't even shown the door. I had to find the way out myself.

I Am.

Showing My Pride.

SlimShady.

[Slimmest Shady]

Time For Massage AKA Asian Massage Therapy

294-1812.

1047 19 Avenue SE.

Was near the Shamrock collection bottles and was having a good day. I remembered the AMP that was just down the street. I decided to see what kind of bargains Slim could muster up.

Went in the front door of the older house. It was hard getting the shopping cart up the stairs but I finally made it. Floors were creaky and the place was a little cold. Door rate was $40 for 1/2. I thought what the hell. I was there already.

Got naked and hopped on the table. The unnamed asian lady that took my $40 came in. She dimmed the lights and asked me for a firm or soft massage. I was in the mood for a little romance so I chose the soft massage. She started to rub her hands on me lightly which felt good. Slight teasing here and there.

About 10-15 minutes later she asked me to flip. I turned over and for a few minutes she rubbed me until she asked if there would be anything else. I asked for my happy ending with the massage. She said it would be $60 more. I paused and countered with a BJ. She said she doesn't do that. Nor FS. I didn't counter with anything and just let her continue the massage. She started a little more teasing and I asked for a duo as she stated there was another girl working too.

She said she didn't do that. No problem. I let her finish the massage. She wished me a good day. I got dressed and checked my cart to see if everything was still there.

I said thanks and have a good day and was out the door.

$40 spent on a 25 minute outing. No release. I thought of doing it myself while she was massaging me but I was worried on what she might do.

Anyway.

I Am.

Lightly Massaged.

SlimShady.

[Slimmest Shady]

Another Livelinks membership. Another trek for a hidden gem. I couldn't really understand her name in her ad.

Said she was 24 5'4 140lb fit attractive long hair. Sounded nice on the phone.

Had an incall location in a 4 plex in Mayland. Was given the directions and was on my way.

She mentioned lingerie and wanted to have fun. I said why not.

Said to text her at 403 *36 9317 when I got there. She stated her phone couldn't accept phone calls just text. I didn't bother and just stayed on Livelinks while I rode the bus over.

The 7621 was the house phone number she gave me. Use that for cross reference if needed.

I show up and she waves to me from the window to show me what unit it was.

She opens the door and I'm shocked to see that I have seen her before. She wasn't who I thought based on the the Livelinks ad. I've seen her once previously. From seeing her before it was a lacklustre CBJ and a hurry up are you done missionary.

My definition of fit does not include a baby damaged belly. What was worse was the way she tried to pass it off as fit and attractive. I don't mind giving some leeway but this guy wasn't having it that twice.

I said goodbye and no thanked her and headed out the back way.

It was too bad because her ad sounded promising. It wasn't.

I Am.

Let Down By Livelinks.

SlimShady.