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[HulaHoops]

What's the scene like?

[IAmTrout]

For those members who have gone to brothels / shophouses. Do they tend to look a certain way? Girls sitting outside, certain colored lights at inappropriate times of the day, etc?

As in, if you didn't have a driver bring you to the brothel, would you have been able to distinguish them by yourself just by how they look? Or are they completely nondescript?

In Vietnam, for example, there will be ladies sitting outside. Everything else will look normal, but you know what business they're in.

[Seeko]

Any latest undated on mongering scene in Myanmar? I will be visiting Yangon, Bagan, and Mandalay in February.
Would really appreciate any pointers.
John.

Scan through Yangon thread for locations, setups, procedures, and precautions. Plenty of reports are there.

For other cities, try social media apps and do ye ole courting, dating, and promise of a better life for her and extended family. Otherwise, bring along someone from Yangon. Or, go alone to save money and explore at your own leisurely pace.

FYI, Bagan is really for tourism and religious experience, so don't expect any mongering activity there.

[JohnEastBay]

Any latest undated on mongering scene in Myanmar? I will be visiting Yangon, Bagan, and Mandalay in February.

Would really appreciate any pointers.

John.

[JitenS]

So I had the opportunity to stay in Yangon for 3 days & I tried 2 of the places.

1. Emperor.

I went to emperor at 9 PM. Apparently the entry fees is 10 K now with 1 drink. As soon as I went in I was seated on a couch. The place at least had 100 girls. They were all lining up in several batches at several places. At first I thought they were lining up for fashion show, but later on I saw a group of 5 being released from queue who approached a group of guys & started convincing them to pick them. And then came the next five. And so on. I wondered what would one have to do to get such special service. Maybe it was only for a group of people. Not single guests.

A couple of okay looking girls approached me but I declined politely, because I wanted to check out all other options. I roamed around, but could see only few faces properly. As I came back to my couch, 1 of the waiters (24) brought a girl (xyz khan) to me and told me she's new arrival & she'll do anything I say. I was reluctant as I wanted to see all options once fashion show started. But since he insisted, I let her sit next to me. She was cute & shy, couldn't speak English, but I wanted to know all my options. After a while the waiter again asks for my decision. I told him I'll check for others. For some reason it seemed like he was sparing the good ones for VIPs and letting me take off with ordinary options. Although, I did take another round across room and realized most good options were already taken. I also started thinking, after the last experience of rude girls in Thailand, maybe a new shy one might be different & better. So I asked 24 to get me her again, and fortunately she hadn't found anyone else. He told me he had given me the best one. Which pretty much turned out true even though he must be saying that about every bird.

I asked him, when he says she will do everything I say, does it include anal? He seemed hesitant, and said he'll ask her. After sometime he came & told me she agrees. Price was 1. 15 for night which was more than anticipated, but I agreed anyway. I was supposed to pay whole amount to the bird when she leaves hotel. The waiter asked for a tip, and seemed happy with 5 K tip.

We left for my hotel (Yuzana Garden). In taxi I started feeling her up, but not in a dirty way. I just held her hands and kepr running my hand on her thighs. Her skin was so soft, I couldn't wait to start the deed. But something about her was very GF like. The way she smiled & got comfortable with me.

As soon as we entered room, she entered shower & locked door from inside. Came out after 5 minutes wrapped only in a towel. Smiling. She requested to turn off the lights, but I told her I like watching. She was shy all the time & kept covering her face & breasts. But kept laughing at same time & it was fun. We literally wrestled & rolled on bed for 20 minutes. Deep kissing in between, or just staying in a tight hug experiencing the intimacy. After half hour of foreplay we continued same in bathtub, ending it with BBJ. I was quite tired after that so we took a break. Soon after half hour we got started with the deed. Came in WOT. I decided I'll have second round in morning as both of us were tired.

As soon as we were done, she dressed up (I got alert) but then she got in bed & called me to bed. Took my arm close to her and went to sleep. Felt like heaven But sadly few minutes later the mamasan called & asked her to take money & leave. Since it was 11.30 PM mamasan must have hoped to get another customer. I talked to mamasan that I had booked her for the night, but mamasan wouldn't listen. So I told her, I'll pay full payment only if she stays till morning. Otherwise I'd pay less. Mamasan argued a little, but agreed in end. I paid 100 K (only 15 K less. Should have bargained for more discount) and saw her off. It was sad really because we felt kinda connected. And being new she wasn't acting. It's rare to find shy & sweet birds who stay sweet even during and after the deed. Still I was happy having had a good time.

P.S. In between the act her nipples literally tasted sweet. I wondered why. And soon realized she was lactating! But she didn't look older than 19 or 20. Had no signs of past pregnancy as such. That was interesting.

2. Second day I went to JJ which is now called apple. Sadly the staff seemed quite stiff here and 1 of the guards kept following me for long time, until I scolded him off. Even at JJ the system seemed similar, except, they kinda had an auction there. When the fashion show starts, you can ask the waitress to put a flower garland thing on bird you like. Which is kind of advance booking, and you pay 50 K kyaats for it. Rest of the amount has to be paid to bird at your hotel. Except, if 2 persons choose same bird, she decides who to go with, and the other person gets the advance back.

On this day I didn't really like anyone from the available lot. So I went to emperor again. Here's a tip. At both these places, If you don't pick a bird before 9 PM, all good ones will start getting picked and disappearing.

Even at emperor all good ones were mostly gone, but just before I was about to leave, one bird passed by. She wasn't the 10 I was expecting, but given the circumstances, she was quite good. I'd rate 8. Fair little bird who spoke good enough English. I quickly picked her, gave the tip and left for my new hotel (Sidney).

Since almost all experiences with Yangon birds were similar and amazing, I'll summarize the common FR in the end of post. We had amazing time again. Even had some nice conversation about life etc. When I told her I like being kissed near ears, she went all crazy kissing me there and gave me hell of a time. Satisfactory end to day 2.

At Apple, after long time of looking for good ones, I picked one from fashion show, who got picked by another guy and she chose him. I got the advance back. Then again I spot a very beautiful blonde with fringes. Who wasn't picked by anyone (or spared for VIPs? When she joined fashion show, I immediately asked the waitress to pick her for me. But she laughed off and say No. And just walked away! I was surprised & angry. I kept looking for her so that I could ask her to explain why. But she kept roaming close to other guests asking them their choices. And after 2-3 long painful minutes, the blonde had been chosen by someone else! Probably some VIP. Or maybe it was me being an Asian thing. I dunno. But I was pissed for sure.

It was almost 12 PM and I was very frustrated. Almost ready to take anyone now. Only the most neglected birds were remaining now, and the staff was convincing remaining guests to pick them. As if in hurry to wrap up the day. They were also playing mediator for some freelancers I guess, because they didn't take advance for them. I felt sad for those birds, many of whom had approached me before. And I would have loved spending time with them as friends. But if I'm paying for sex, I had to make sure I have complete satisfaction with someone I like.

One of such birds, was eyeing me. I had noticed her before and found her hot in some weird way. Because she had long curly hair. But not so attractive face. She had seemed pricey earlier. But now she looked at me expectantly. The mediator told me price (100 K) and I could have negotiated, but I agreed. I left for my new hotel (Azumaya).

Once again. A fun filled night. She took me to shower, gave me a nice soapy bath, we came back to bed. Had a lot of foreplay. But for some reason johnny wasn't ready to cooperate. So I ended up jerking off and we took bath. After that we came back to bed. We chatted a little. She showed me her pictures. Even family pictures. Her fb account etc. Asked me for my number and fb too, but I wasn't comfortable sharing it. I wish I could though. Because she seemed like a nice friend to have. I told her I have deactivated fb. We slept in birth suit hugging each other. And had a second round in morning. Before leaving she forgot 1 small piece of her jewellery. Probably a bracelet. I kept it.

So to summarize, guys, Yangon is the place to be!! Amazing GFE regardless how you look, for 1 whole night, in price you pay for 1 shot in India. And of course the looks were incredible. When I googled for myanmar girls before going there, I wasn't really impressed. But ag these clubs the crowd was quite good. Almost 80-90% close to Thailand hotties. All three of them gave me the best possible GF experience. 1 of them was ready for anal. Another one was ready for bareback. Although I didn't go for both.

Another fun thing. I wanted to have bathtub for all my deeds, so every time I booked a new hotel with bathtub in preference. 2 out of 3 times, the standard rooms which expedia showed having bathtub, didn't have it. So when I argued about it and showed them screenshot of expedia showing bathtub included in standard room, they gave me an upgrade to superior room which had bathtub. So do use expedia.

Yuzana garden hotel. Close from emperor. Girl friendly. Good property maintained badly. Low lighting. Still livable. Friendly staff. One of their staff walked with me at midnight to help me find food, and chatted with me about mongering. Told me a couple of good clubs to pick birds from, but I didn't really have time to check out new places.

Sidney hotel. Far from emperor. But amazing rooms. Girl friendly.

Azumaya hotel. Girl friendly. Good from inside, but placed in the center of a very crowded market.

[Mdemde]

I just got back from a five-day upcountry trip in Thailand including Mae Sot (a border town on the Thai / Burma border). I drove up from Bangkok and from Mae Sot it's only a 10 minute drive to the border post on the river, and then over the road bridge into Myawaddy in Burma.

When I arrived at the border post on the Thai side there was a horrendous line of cars and trucks queuing up to clear the Thai customs / immigration, they were lined up in the centre of the road but had left space on the left for non bridge-crossing traffic so I kept going, right up to where I could see the immigration check-point on the bridge. It's a busy road and there are many shops with free road-side parking available and I was able to find a parking space very close to the immigration check-point. I parked up and walked back to the immigration check-point and went to the end of the small queue and waited for about 5/10 minutes until it was time to hand in my passport. 2 minutes later I was off. There are two options if you arrive on foot and want to cross the bridge, you can either walk over the bridge or take a minibus taxi service for THB20. I chose the taxi service.

I planned to make use of the opportunity to try and sample the local talent in Myawaddy. When I arrived on the Burmese side and cleared immigration I found a taxi-guide (I had expected to be approached by local taxi-touts when I arrived, but was not, so I approached a few people and told them I wanted a taxi). I had been warned that it might be difficult to find an English-speaking guide, and it was, I have a basic command of Thai and in the end I found someone who could speak Thai and I engaged his services. I made sure that I caught sight of his vehicle BEFORE we agreed a price, I told him I wanted a local tour, 4 hours, to finish back at the Burmese immigration check-point. I did not bother to change money and only had Thai Baht with me which was not a problem. He asked for THB1,000, I offered THB400, we settled on THB600. I made it clear to him that I would only pay when he dropped me off back at the start point and he agreed.

It was only after we set off that I mentioned that I wanted a lady and asked him if he could help, he said no because it was too early (it was about 4 pm), he said the local places don't open till 8 pm. I told him I was only there for a half-day visit and expressed my desire to sample some of the local talent so he said he would try and he made a few phone calls. We ended up in a local brothel (a ramshackle mostly wooden two-storey house, fronting the road ie it was not hidden from the road) which had about 8 girls available, all late teens / early twenties, with two or three of them that I would consider do-able. I was in no rush so asked the driver to take me to another place for a look and he willingly obliged. I was not impressed with the choice available at the second place so asked if he could take me to another place. It was a 3 storey shophouse and had about 15 girls available, all in their late teens / early twenties. There were three that took my fancy, one of them was endowed with larger than average breasts, late teens, so I went over to her and said Hello, and took her arm and playfully rubbed it, then I pulled her over to a corner of the room behind a screen so as the other girls could not see, took out a THB100 note so she could see it and then stuck my hand down her bra and had a good feel of both breasts, she made no attempt to stop me. I gave her the tip and gave her a peck on the cheek and was rewarded with a lovely smile, but I decided I wanted one of the girls from the first place so explained to my driver and we went back.

After about a ten minute drive we arrived back and went in and sat down and the girls came out again. I chose one, she said she was 18, and asked my driver the price for 1 hour and was told normally it was THB400 or THB500 for the girl and the room and that he would ask the mamasan, I said I could manage THB300 and that I would only pay afterwards and they agreed to that.

The girl took me upstairs to the room, it was very small with just a mattress on the floor, there was no A / C but there was a fan but it wasn't working and neither was the light in the room! It turned out there was a power-cut. I asked if I could take the girl out to a short-time motel but was told the power-cut had affected all of Myawaddy so decided to go ahead in the room. It was about 38 see and stiflingly hot with no fan, and I started to sweat just from the effort of taking off my clothes! It was a pretty good session with the girl but by the time I was finished I was covered in sweat and it was rolling off of me! And to make it worse there was no shower in the room, just a couple of toilet rolls to clean yourself up with. There was a small ramshackle toilet / shower downstairs in the yard out at the back of the house but to use it you would need to get dressed first before you went downstairs, but I didn't bother. I attempted to pay the girl but she said no, pay downstairs. My guess is she probably got THB100 out of the THB300, she did not ask for any tip but I gave her THB100 and she seemed genuinely pleased. So I went downstairs and paid the THB300, there was no attempt to hustle me out of any more money. I said to the driver it's time to head back to the to bridge, when we got back I paid up (THB600) and he made no attempt to hustle me out of any more money and I gave him a THB100 tip.

After exiting Burma I arrived back in Thailand, I was only in Myawaddy for one afternoon but if I had had more time I would have sampled more of the talent. I went to the trouble of getting an on-line visa for Burma before I arrived at a cost USD $50 (valid for a 28 day stay) but was told at the immigration booth when I arrived on the Burmese side of the bridge that if I was going back to Thailand the same day they could have issued me with a day-pass for just THB500!

[Brown Rail]

Just want to say "thanks" for your report. As you said, not much reporting on Yangon. I might take a side trip from Phnom Penh, but not sure I want to go to Yangon or Saigon. Nothing compares with the diversity and numbers of mongering choices of BKK. LOL.

SS.

Thanks Sam. I have not been to Phnom Penh in a while. But last time I was there had a blast!

[MissionBJ]

I went to one of the hotels where they offered spa. The trick with Burma is the spa must give oily spa, else extras is not there. Most of the legit places will not offer oily spa. So key is took for oil spa. And when you go there book the oil spa. So I did exactly that. Came in this lady, was decent looking, was very chatty and by her talks I could tell extras is on the menu. She gave me a amazing massage with great butt massage and slight butt fingering, this was even before discussing extras. She turned me over and saw my hard on she laughed and played with it, asked mr=e if I want extra, I was like heck ya, but only HJ was on the menu. She doesn't do BJ or FS, but I am sure for repeat customers she might do it. So I opted for HJ for 10 k and she gave me amazing / HJ with TL, she was not letting me touch her tits, but I was bit adaant and did it couple of times anyway.

Overall good experience, might get more on repeat visits.

[Sam Sanuk]

Just want to say "thanks" for your report. As you said, not much reporting on Yangon. I might take a side trip from Phnom Penh, but not sure I want to go to Yangon or Saigon. Nothing compares with the diversity and numbers of mongering choices of BKK. LOL.

SS.

[Brown Rail]

I wrote this report a while ago, but neglected to post.

It is an old city, with lots of historically old beautiful buildings. But it is quite run down and among the least developed capital cities I have visited. I keep wandering around thinking I will bump into some cool cafes and hangouts, or fun bars, but there are hardly any. And what there is closes about 11 pm.

There are some very fetching women here, out in their traditional longyi dresses. But on the street I have not had much luck in catching their eyes. Seems few speak English. Online there are girls on WeChat, but they are difficult to engage. They greet me as being nearby, but then send garbled messages and emoticons. Sometimes they do video calls, making funny noises and laughing. But I have not succeeded in making myself understood or arranging to meet up.

The other night did stop by some of the bars on Shwedagon Pagoda Road between Maha Bandula and Anawrahta Road. It was 11 pm. The lights for Empire Disco were out, and the people outside said it was closed. Across the street I could hear singing, so took the lift up, but there was no one inside already. On the street there were touts trying to offer girls from nearby parked cars, but I did not pursue it.

One of the touts asked if I wanted a massage. It was getting late, but for your benefit I looked. Let me say that my experience has been that the locals were sincere. I had all good experiences with no sense of someone taking advantage. Not taxi drivers, not touts, not waiters. When they talk to you they are nice, and not looking to take advantage, or not in a big way.

The massage place is on the 6th floor of one of the building entrances north of Empire. In fact, it turned out to be a decrepit KTV. Huge rooms with old, nasty, torn couches. They brought me a girl. She was cute, but too thin to bang for my taste, though I would have gone for a massage. But I asked about the massage, they said "no massage, boom boom". I am not sure if they expected me to bang her on the dirty couch or take her out. But I took a graceful exit saying I was looking for massage. As I left I asked how much was boom boom? Sixty dollars. I said thanks and walked away, and could he him offer forty dollars as I went down the stairs. I did not feel any pressure, they were all, even the girl I said no to, were quite friendly.

The following night I went back to Empire Disco, arriving about 10. You enter through what looks like the grimy entryway to a closed market, go around to the right, take the lift to the 5th floor. In the lift, a friendly waiter engaged me in conversation. He is from Shan Province, growing up with a mother who taught him English and Mandarin. He was chatty, which always makes me suspicious. But in the end, he was a great help, and never put his hand out.

He explained that the entrance was K5,000 ($3.70), including a free drink and peanuts. The place is quite big, with couches arranged in seating groups and in the middle a dance floor. Along one long side runs a bar. There were doors around the parameter, which I expect are VIP rooms. He took me to an empty couch and explained the drinks. He said they close at midnight, but turn off the lights at 11 pm – per the law. He then went on to explain how it works with the girls. On the dance floor, there were about eight girls in gowns in a procession. If you wanted one of this "fashion show girls" you bought a K5,000 lei and the waiter would put it on her. She would afterwards come visit you, and if you liked each other, agree a price. He said that fashion show girls would be K90,000-150,000. Also, now surrounding us, were "freelancers". These were better value he said, about K70,000-90,000. The girls were smiling, waving, saying Hello, and holding their mobile phones up to illuminate their faces in the dark. If you are interested, you ask them to sit. If not, they leave quietly in a few minutes. There is no cost to have them sit, I imagine unless you buy they a drink. But none seemed interested in a drink, not dance, and not in small talk. In fact, few spoke English well, tough I did not have trouble communicating.

Once they sat, all got right to business. The first was very cute, medium hair, killer smile, short skirt with long legs. She wanted K70,000 ($52) and would stay all night. If OK, she would go change into street clothes. I said no as I wanted to explore more.

Next I wondered around a bit. I saw lots of choice and I got lots of attention. It is easy to meet them.

When I returned to my seat my friend came back. He asked why I was still alone. As we chatted three more girls came. A tall, very pretty, slightly rubenesque girl, who I shook my head no to, a small girl with red hair I did not fancy, and very pretty girl, about 5'2", who looked a bit older, maybe late 20's. My waiter friend said she was their mamasan, and if it were him, he would take her instead. I asked if she spoke English, and he said no. I smiled at her but she motioned to her girls. After a few minutes of sign language she sat down and said K90,000 for short time only – turns out she spoke English when she wanted to. I was starting to regret letting the first girl go. She was sexy, and wanted all night, but I did not see her any more.

Left alone again, I stood to take in the next "fashion show". I had the distinct impression that one of the girls – super cute – was smiling back at me, even though I had not bought her a lei. When their show ended two came right over to me and made their offer. One caught my eye. She said "I go with you K90,000". When I just smiled back, she said "K80,000" ($59) and gave me a cuddle. It was getting late, I did not see the first girl anymore, and so – without checking the details or chatting to see if she would be still interesting to me after 5 minutes – I said yes. Whereupon she left to change to street clothes. I do know better.

When she returned, she kissed my cheek and said "let's go". So we were off. No chat, no drinks, no dancing. Straight to work. On the way out I looked for my friend, hoping to give him a tip but I did not see him. Another waiter however, handed me two condoms and put his hand out. I gave him K1,000 ($0.74), which is a third of what the condoms cost in the convenience store. He seemed quite happy. Once we got outside she wanted to take a taxi. I explained that my hotel was two blocks away. She, and the drivers standing nearby, said "no, police" – my entire week in Yangon I have seen exactly three policemen, and that included one sitting in a corner police station – but OK. How much? K3,000 ($2.22). OK, not much, but this was the first time I felt shaken down. But hey, 2 bucks. Still, there are no police, and would have been nice to walk with her a bit.

Arriving at my hotel, she handed her ID to the guard. When we got to my room she took over. No longer sweet, she was bossy. She said "pay me now". Recognizing that this was a bad sign I put up a bit of resistance. She insisted, and in for a penny in for a pound. I remembered we had not discussed short / long time – I knew we should have sat together for a while before agreeing. So I paid her, then put my wallet in the safe. She then told me to shower, alone. Cutting to the chase she was a starfish with attitude. She was beautiful, but no kissing, no BJ, don't lick her. Don't touch her there too much. I played with her pussy till she finally started moaning and spread her legs, and seemed to cum. Then mish was all she would do. Still she was beautiful and I enjoyed pounding away, but at least now I did not have to make an effort for her. When I finished, she jumped up and headed for the shower. She emerged fully dressed and said time to go – by then a relief.

It was cheap, so I guess OK value for money. But not an experience I would look for. I was looking for more of a "Thai" experience. I do hope not all girls here are like that.

There are a few other bars I might check out. Lets see how it goes.

I wrote lots of details as I do not see much current info on Yangon, and thought it might be useful to share.

[World Traveler]

I visited the border city, not much change and not much new except I found the prices lower. Some for four hundred, more for five, many for six, and some for seven hundred, there was one for twelve hundred, smoking: yes, no, no. I just walked away from that snobby place with ten, twelve pre-Madonna's, I just walked in and walked out. One place with four, five candidates and first I thought for sure they were ladyboys, for four hundred and I think they would have gone down to three hundred if I had shown any interest. And there was this place that is like a courtyard with ten, twelve shags, all at four hundred, perhaps one or two were duable.

I visited seven, eight places and I knew there were the past that there were at least two more perhaps more but was it worth to find them? You have to be firm and patient and ready to walk away before hearing the prices drop. I did a dead fish with a pretty face for four hundred to warm up but it cooled me down instead.

Amnesia is right, it is always hit and miss and the places are shags; my luck I didn't encounter any smelly ones. The problem is that it does not matter what price; it is always that same lousy service except with a prettier face. Yes, it would be possible to back track your way to places you were taken but some hard to reach on foot. I used those motorbikes with cover; I think there is a name for them, each trip good for up to two visits for a hundred baht RT and each time with a different driver, couldn't locate the good guide.

At one place a lineup of about fifteen or more starting at five hundred, then seven hundred and twelve hundred. Interesting enough those at seven hundred tier prices were more attractive than others, go figure. At a different place, a lineup of fifteen or more of young women all at five hundred but none would give you an appetite or erection, perhaps if they dressed up a bit or use some cosmetics. My question is that with that abundance of candidates is there a local market for that?

On a related note, I noticed those who would greet you up front with smile and charming attitude, . Would give more attitude and less service. Perhaps the thrill for them is just to take away the business from others. I did not try take out.

You may want to stay away from the Nich hotel and the other two next to it, I thought the heavy presents of black SUVs could be sign of NGO's and / or WHO. Better locations would be pass the night market, closer to where you would like to go and more local service places available. I had a hard time finding decent foods. You may want to avoid EVA Airlines because their cost cutting campaign is going too far and don't risk it with Xiamen.

You have to plan on staying for more than a couple of days to get hold of the scene, better yet skip this town and move on to your next destination otherwise; try to keep the prices in check.

[HumanPerson2]

I'm going to be in the area in a month or so and am trying to decide where to go if I get a little free time. Does anybody have a recent report on Tachileik and / or Kengtung? Any info would be much appreciated whether here or by PM.

[Amnesia]

HP2, please share more details on your last experience. How were the selection / service quality, did you use delivery service? Having a good guide always helps, eVisa looks good, thank you.

Service quality in the brothels is low to non-existent. Typical chicken farm performance: dirty, no BJ, no licking her (believe me, you don't even want to lick her), no kissing, just fuck her while she's laying down doing nothing. The best that can happen is if you find a fresh-from-the-farm girl who doesn't complain. At least she'll let you lick her if you want (again, all girls I had were stinky). Maybe service is better if you get them to your hotel, don't know.

Prices are 700-1,300 Baht depending on the girl.

Use a motorbike driver to show you all places. Write down or remember where they are so next time you can go there alone. There should be around 5 brothels at least. When a motorbike driver tells there are no more places and you've only seen 1-2, he's likely making it up because he wants to get his commission. Just don't take a girl before you haven't seen 4-5 brothels. Then go back to where you saw the best girl. Next time go there directly.

[World Traveler]

HP2, please share more details on your last experience. How were the selection / service quality, did you use delivery service? Having a good guide always helps, eVisa looks good, thank you.

[Mayday14]

City Mart sells Durex Play lube (at least China town branch) in the pharmacy part near the entrance.