Yangon

[The GreenHorn]

You've see this 'widely reported' like where? So, why didn't you go and check it out yourself? I've never seen a westerner in the place, although with party action starting at about 9:30 (til 1:30 or so) it may not be the vibe for an old grandpa (but you could go when they open at 7:00 and be the only one there). At any rate, below ground floor disco pub is same setup as before, only newer but with same uniformed militars and tip hound waiters. 10 k kyat admission waived if staying in hotel. Hotel (50 usd) floors 5-6-7, KTV rooms lower floors, with resto at top floor. Rooms nice view but entirely Chinese in style as is the whole place: ethnic chinese ownership and clientele (no friendly Burmese Buddhist manners here). Girls: lots. Several groups of fashion show ladies, with mamasans sitting in the back. Price quotes 120 k with 50 k going to the house for fashion ladies. Others 100 k quoted. Location 12-15 easy minutes from airport is in pleasant, quiet part of town, short stroll to food options and amenities. With airport proximity, it's good to go direct from airport when you arrive, then a couple days on the way out. Other hotels nearby, but it would compromise for convenience with the girls as they try to short time. (I'm a 'medium time' partaker, preferring a good sleep with late wakeupping.) At DL, some stay all night, others will bail at 1:30 am To go home with their group, friends, mamasan, whatever. When the government shut down Mingalar, some of the other clubs reincarnated as well in various places closer to downtown. But, you've no doubt seen this widely reported.

How does Apple Entertainment compare with Emperor? I am landing quite late (10 PM) but would like to get some action. Staying on 1.5 days, so want to make use of the the 2 nights I am there. Logistically, it seems a good idea to stay at the Diamond Lake Hotel as I fear to get in too late downtown to go to Emperor. Any advice?

[Member #4698]

A very entertaining report Dizzy21. I will be doing a Yangon visa run from BKK shortly, so I found your report timely and informative. The last time I was in Burma was 2008. I expect a lot has changed.

Don't worry about the price police. Every small thread seems to have few. Their bark is worse than their bite. I completely ignore them on the Phnom Penh & AC thread. The main thing is you got the girl you wanted (the 1st night) for the amounted time you wanted, and she performed nicely. Way to go! I especially thought your description of your 2 girls' hygiene was very telling and spot on. I guess I won't be doing much muff diving while I am in Yangon. LOL. But I also plan to hit Club 5 at the Park Royal (the high end) and some other joints further afield, so who knows.

[Dizzy21]

Hello,

First time in Yangon. Will try to be detailed since there are not a lot of posters on this forum. Thanks to all for the information posted on the board even though there is not as many post as some other countries. I apologize in advance as I'm sure many will accuse me of price inflation but I found the emperor prices to be quite higher than what was listed by previous users. I attempted to bargain but maybe due to the kyat rapidly losing value over the past couple months the prices have gone up.

Stayed at Best Western Chinatown. No problem getting girl upstairs, just had to leave ID with security guards. You must go through lobby though. Anyway here is my report:

Day 1: Went to zero zone first across the street from emperor, was completely dead, not one person. Hit Emperor around 730 pm (opens at 7 pm). Google maps is wrong on location. Not located on 24th street but one block east on Shwedegon Pagoda Rd. Easy to find. Around 200 girls and only about 4 or 5 guests, all Asians, no Indian or white people seen. I am Asian myself. Its low season currently. 8000 kyat cover which includes one drink. I'm seated and the girls make a mad scramble to line up to be shown. Almost all girls are 18-20 and many quite pretty. Many waiters speak English and were very helpful to explain the process. 4 girls are shown at a time, I'm free to keep waiving till the next. I would not worry how dark Emperor is as the girls and waiters use flashlights so you can clearly see girls faces. I chose one girl 18-20 yo who spoke no English to sit with me. I waived her away eventually, she does not ask for any money and is OK with leaving. Another girl 19 yo, tall, face 8, body seems good. She quotes 180 k Kyat for LT. She tells me she is expensive compared to other girls. I get her down to 150 K but eventually shoo her away. Later I chose another girl with Indian features with white skin. Decided to take her to hotel. First fashion show starts at 930. She tells me she can't leave until after the fashion show though. She quotes 100 K, but mama-san specifically demands that I buy her 3 flower ropes during the fashion show at 10 K each in order to take her home. I wanted to leave before the fashion show but the girl says she couldn't in case other customers send her flower ropes cause mama-san needs more money. I found the whole process quite annoying. But in the end I still got to taker her to hotel. So just know that if you choose a fashion show girl before the fashion show you have to wait until after the show is over.

At hotel shot 3 times, agreed for her to leave at 8 am, but I kicked her out at 630 am just cause I was finished. Face 9, body 10, perfect see cups probably one of the best looking girls I have been with, I'm not even into Indian girls. Hygiene is definitely an issue here as girls don't wear deodorant. Indian girls body and breath smelled like curry. Took a shower but her body odor towards the middle of the night started to seep out again. Small price to pay to bang a girl this pretty though. She gave me a short unskilled reluctant BBBJ, and CFS x 3 did not attempt DATY. Was pleasant throughout. Damage 130 K + taxi and tips. All of you lucky mongers living in SE Asia used to getting off 8 x in one night for 10 USD should remember that in the developed world having a 19 yo head turner for overnight would cost me 2-4 K USD in my home market so still happy even though I'm pretty sure I overpaid. The exchange rate helped though.

Days 2: Tried to find daytime action mentioned in this forum around Park Royal hotel. Don't know what that poster was talking about as I did a complete circle around the hotel at mid day and didn't see anything. Decided to wait till evening for emperor. Would be helpful if someone could post where to get daytime action. But I figure low chance considering the lack of activity on this thread.

Had to leave early the next morning so went in search of short time at Emperor. Again the process was super annoying and I probably overpaid again but I wanted to hurry and get out of there. Decided on previous girls friend for short time who was also a fashion show girl. In negotiating short time they said the girl needed to be back in time for 11 pm fashion show. Again annoying that the fashion show puts limitations on you. May try non fashion show girl next time. ST evidently means 2 x which was fine with me. They asked I pay 100 K for ST. Again probably an overpayment but I didn't have time to start over. Mama-san was there sitting with me and waiter kept chatting me up telling me his life story. Did not come here to talk to guys. Took girl to hotel. Guess I didn't look closely enough at her face but back at the hotel her face was 6, body 5 after she took off her massively padded bra. She was a darker Burmese looking girl and was 18 yo. Attitude was 10 though so I guess that was my consolation. Again with the hygiene thing, washed her off as well as I could. She was 18 yo though which was hot to me. Shot 2 x with BBBJ x 2 and kicked her back to the club.

Overall I found emperor to be quite annoying and I hope my information helps others. The waiters can be aggressive about asking for tips and they will spring surprise charges on you (the flower rope thing) after you have already settled on a price and not let you take the girl when you want cause mama-san needs girl to be in the fashion show. Place seems to nickel and dime you constantly. That being said from what I read unless you go to clubs looking for free lancers its the best game in town. I will be in Yangon for another two days before leaving Myanmar and will write another report then. In the end I was satisfied with the service back at the hotel room and its still a bargain compared to back home, so I guess its worth it. Good luck out there.

[MetalHorn]

Where to find girls during day time? Thanks bros!

[Donut0999]

Hey MayDay,

Nice update on current pricing.

I am a regular to Thailand, but wanted to see and experience Myanmar mongering now.

Can you please give me some more info?

1. I read at some places that for 100 k Kyats, they would want $100. Is this true or they are happy taking Kyats?

2. There are loads of videos on youtube of fashion show girls. Does this still happen? If yes, then what would be the best place?

3. Lastlly, Are Burmese girls biased against Indian men, the way some Thai are? I mean, some Thai people think that Indians in general are stingy with money, so we got to overcome that sometimes. Is that the case with Burma?

4. You picked up a couple of 19 yo outside your Hotel. I am guessing they are freelance / street girls. Which hotel is this?

I am going to be spending 3 nights in Yangon. Any advice is much appreciated.

Cheers!

First visit for a few years, not much changed except a little more expensive:

Some costs & times.

23:30-10:00 100 K (Emperor fashion girl, 20 yo).

23:00-11:00 40 k (girl met outside hotel, 19 yo).

16:00-11:00 40 k (girl met outside hotel, 19 yo).

20:30-12:00 next day 80 K (Emperor girl, 20 yo).

12:00- 12:00 next day 100 K (Emperor girl 24 H, 20 yo).

Didn't notice any reluctance to stay overnight but there is definitely the option of "short" now which didn't exist a few years ago (except sometimes in JJ's)

When negotiating times, 8am seems to be acceptable maximum but the girl will usually stay longer.

[Mayday14]

You've see this 'widely reported' like where? So, why didn't you go and check it out yourself? I've never seen a westerner in the place, although with party action starting at about 9:30 (til 1:30 or so) it may not be the vibe for an old grandpa (but you could go when they open at 7:00 and be the only one there). At any rate, below ground floor disco pub is same setup as before, only newer but with same uniformed militars and tip hound waiters. 10 k kyat admission waived if staying in hotel. Hotel (50 usd) floors 5-6-7, KTV rooms lower floors, with resto at top floor. Rooms nice view but entirely Chinese in style as is the whole place: ethnic chinese ownership and clientele (no friendly Burmese Buddhist manners here). Girls: lots. Several groups of fashion show ladies, with mamasans sitting in the back. Price quotes 120 k with 50 k going to the house for fashion ladies. Others 100 k quoted. Location 12-15 easy minutes from airport is in pleasant, quiet part of town, short stroll to food options and amenities. With airport proximity, it's good to go direct from airport when you arrive, then a couple days on the way out. Other hotels nearby, but it would compromise for convenience with the girls as they try to short time. (I'm a 'medium time' partaker, preferring a good sleep with late wakeupping.) At DL, some stay all night, others will bail at 1:30 am To go home with their group, friends, mamasan, whatever. When the government shut down Mingalar, some of the other clubs reincarnated as well in various places closer to downtown. But, you've no doubt seen this widely reported.

So, I should have said mentioned rather than reported, (mentioned on all 3 places I check for yangon info. Jakarta100, sbf and here) . So this is the first report.

Sounds like exactly lie JJ's which I used to like for the show but for sleeping partners chose Emperor.

On the plus side Emperor seems to have rid itself of the dubious aged girls promoted by mamasans and at least the girls I took were very much that it was a positive career choice.

Also, I'm absolutely must wake up with the girl and enjoy all that so maybe it's a differant strokes scenario ...

[Golfinho]

I've seen this fairly widely reported but have yet to see any info from anyone who's actually been to Apple. Have you??

You've see this 'widely reported' — like where? So, why didn't you go and check it out yourself? I've never seen a westerner in the place, although with party action starting at about 9:30 (til 1:30 or so) it may not be the vibe for an old grandpa (but you could go when they open at 7:00 and be the only one there). At any rate, below ground floor disco pub is same setup as before, only newer but with same uniformed militars and tip hound waiters. 10 k kyat admission waived if staying in hotel. Hotel (50 usd) floors 5-6-7, KTV rooms lower floors, with resto at top floor. Rooms nice view but entirely Chinese in style as is the whole place: ethnic chinese ownership and clientele (no friendly Burmese Buddhist manners here). Girls: lots. Several groups of fashion show ladies, with mamasans sitting in the back. Price quotes 120 k with 50 k going to the house for fashion ladies. Others 100 k— quoted. Location 12-15 easy minutes from airport is in pleasant, quiet part of town, short stroll to food options and amenities. With airport proximity, it's good to go direct from airport when you arrive, then a couple days on the way out. Other hotels nearby, but it would compromise for convenience with the girls as they try to short time. (I'm a 'medium time' partaker, preferring a good sleep with late wakeupping.) At DL, some stay all night, others will bail at 1:30 am To go home with their group, friends, mamasan, whatever. When the government shut down Mingalar, some of the other clubs reincarnated as well in various places closer to downtown. But, you've no doubt seen this widely reported.

[Mayday14]

Been there last summer and most recently last night.

Great stuff! So, best time to go? Quality / number / cost of girls? Is it worth staying in the hotel? Any other similar businesses near by?

Also, is there an open bar area like jj's / emperor or is it mostly closed KTV rooms?

[Golfinho]

I've seen this fairly widely reported but have yet to see any info from anyone who's actually been to Apple. Have you??

Been there last summer and most recently last night.

[Mayday14]

First visit for a few years, not much changed except a little more expensive:

Some costs & times.

23:30-10:00 100 K (Emperor fashion girl, 20 yo).

23:00-11:00 40 k (girl met outside hotel, 19 yo).

16:00-11:00 40 k (girl met outside hotel, 19 yo).

20:30-12:00 next day 80 K (Emperor girl, 20 yo).

12:00- 12:00 next day 100 K (Emperor girl 24 H, 20 yo).

Didn't notice any reluctance to stay overnight but there is definitely the option of "short" now which didn't exist a few years ago (except sometimes in JJ's)

When negotiating times, 8am seems to be acceptable maximum but the girl will usually stay longer.

[Mayday14]

When the fire at Mingalar Market prompted the decision by the city to close the adjacent businesses and redevelop the property which led to the demise of JJ Entertainment, a great resource was lost, that is until JJ ownership revived the business, now called Apple Entertainment and relocated to the Diamond Lake Hotel.

I've seen this fairly widely reported but have yet to see any info from anyone who's actually been to Apple. Have you??

[Member #4698]

When the fire at Mingalar Market prompted the decision by the city to close the adjacent businesses and redevelop the property which led to the demise of JJ Entertainment, a great resource was lost, that is until JJ ownership revived the business, now called Apple Entertainment and relocated to the Diamond Lake Hotel.

Great news Golfinho. Thanks for the update.

[Golfinho]

When the fire at Mingalar Market prompted the decision by the city to close the adjacent businesses and redevelop the property which led to the demise of JJ Entertainment, a great resource was lost, that is until JJ ownership revived the business, now called Apple Entertainment and relocated to the Diamond Lake Hotel.

[Cucumber]

Well guess what the fuck happened, I was banging a new girl raw. Cum dumped in her at night.

During morning, we were going at it raw again and when I pull out, a condom is on my dick.

I'm like how the fuck is a condom on my dick right now when we didn't use any at all?

I double check my stash, and none has changed from few nights ago. I even double check the trash can and notice the condom I used few nights ago is still in there.

Only 1 fucking answer: its from another john and it was stuck inside her fucking vagina.

I hope I don't get fucking aids, but holy shit I'm never doing it raw with a hooker again after this. Fucking disgusting.

Too bad as the girl was very pretty.

Hilarious.

[Manfield04]

Of the many trips between Emperor to Grand United Chinatown that I took, only once I paid 3,000 Kyats. Otherwise, I always pay 2,000 Kyats and the taxi drivers are happy.

The trip from airport to Grand United Chinatown is 8,000 Kyats. You just have to book at the taxi booking counter outside the arrival. But it is still cheap.

Taxi drivers like to charge 5,000 kyat to go from Emperor to the Grand United hotels (Chinatown and 21st Downtown), both just a few blocks away. But still, when you consider that a taxi from that area to the airport is only 10,000, it does seem unreasonable.