Montreal

[Joe Smalltown]

Spent some time with Sophia from Eleganza. Very hot body, pierced right nipple, shaved, no tattoos. First came the rules, no digits, no CIM, does Greek but she said I was too big (yea right). Sexy girl but it was like high school sex. Very mechanical CBJ. YMMV but not much. I'll move on next time.

Joe

[CurrymasalaNYC]

and i mean that in a good way and very very bad way! the good was my evening appointment with kellie of eleganza. let me start with my introduction to the day. i decided to drive up to montreal from upstate new york for the night. so i get into montreal at around 5 pm and call up devilish to find out amanda is working tonight so i book her for 8:30. i head over to cleos and after looking around think to myself how i ever spent more than 5 minutes in this dump. since i was there i get a dance with a skeezy women not even bothering to lick her tits, just get some fondling and grind and leave asap. head over to the nice coffee shop across from places des artes and have a nice hot chocolate and cheesecake. i love montreal coffee shops. i head over to motel ideal and await my appointment. amanda arrives and i am not saying she is not attractive, but her face is just not my type and her body is very curvy but i was looking for more of a teen girl and she looks more like early twenties than teen. so i tell her i am so sorry i just don't feel attracted to you. i call devilish and "mikey" asks me how can i reject such a hottie as amanda. i say, "ymmv. " everybody has their own attraction and honestly she seemed like a really sweet girl and took my rejection really well and i was quite impressed with that. most girls would have stormed off or wanted some money but she said, "no problem, we can find another girl for you if you want. " wow what great attitude. i can see why she has good reviews. well i call up eleganza and kellie is available at 9:30 so i say sure why not. i find out the internet doesn't work at motel ideal for wireless and am stuck using phone numbers that i wrote down which are very limited (definate plus of chablis versus ideal is the internet working much better and also chablis is much better in terms of size and shower size for 20 dollars extra.)(55 versus 37) kellie arrives and i am extremely impressed with how beautiful and young she looks. she is "truly" 18 and it is not a misnomer as it is with most girls. i start with some light kissing to discover that she has a cute multicolored tongue ring (green on one side and red on the other) and she has some tasty gum that make her breath smell scrumptious. i go into some deep french kissing and discover that this girl has cute cheeks and wonderful body (not an ounce of fat and pretty good abs too) she tells me she eats like a pig but doesn't gain a pig. (lucky girl) the only thing i didn't like about her what that she went into the bathrooms at least 5-6 times during the appointment and also she is a clock-watcher. she asked 5 times what time it is. and also she came at 9:30 but said she came at 9:20 and wanted to leave at 10: 20 and went into the shower at 10: 10. her drive never even called her but she was out the door at 10: 20. i don't understand her rush but attribute it to the 2 appointments she had before and her relative inexperience with the business. i'm sure she will learn eventually that repeat business comes only if you at least pretend to enjoy your time. she is a girl who has to be treated like a girlfriend and not a an escort like tamara or judy who will sex you up no matter how you treat them. if you treat this girl well and guide her she will comply really well, she just needs really really close guidance. for example, i had to caress her bit her ears and nipples and be really gentle with her for her to respond and open up more, otherwise she is really shy and doesn't take much initiative in sensuality. you have to be the aggresor with her. but she is open to fingers and tongue in the pussy and ass and even a little ass play but not much because honestly she is so tight you can't fit anything in there. i don't know how she does greek but it doesn't seem possible unless you have a pencil dick and she said she doesn't really do greek really. her pussy is extremely tight too and i could hardly fit two fingers into her pussy. given the extreme tightness of her pussy and ass and her general petitesness (size 0) i would say that she must not have had that much sex in her life so far which would explain her definately amateur blowjob/hj etc. cowgirl and doggie with her is great and i popped in 5 minutes because she was so tight. the only thing is that she had only one condom so i could take any more shots inside even though i wanted too. condom issues seem to constantlly plague me. you would think i would learn but i don't. she finished with some fondling kissing and a blowjob but i didn't finish because she said she had to shower and i kind of semi-showered with her or basically washed her while in the shower. i just don't understand why she was in such a rush to leave. she is very beautiful girl 10/10 in body and 8/10 face (not beautiful but very attractive) and 8/10 in service. i don't give 10/10 because she was in a rush to leave and should have brought more than one condom considering that she had another appointment at 11:00 pm after me. i feel like this one condom thing might be to discourage multiple pops since anybody would be stupid not to do so with such a tight petitite teenage 18 year old vixen. i say next time for anyone seeing kellie (bring a nice 6-pack of trojan ultra thins and i guarantee you can use them all in a an hour to two hours) she is worth trying but i just feel like she needs some coaching in blowjob technique and also in how to satisfy customers and making them feel like they are wanted rather than just purely doing a service or being passive while they sex you up. oh well, for a nice 18teen girl for 180 who let me probe her ass and pussy with my tongue and let me fuck her tight teen pussy, i'm not complaining, but if she improves what i said she could be legendary. now the bad, while driving back to upstate new york tonite late at night it started to snow like hell out of nowhere and it was very annoying tyring to maintain my car in the road while there was snow icing building up and up on the road and then suddenly there was a big thump and something goes under my tire and 30 miles later my car starts shaking and making weird noises. i pull over to the side of the highway 30 miles from home and see that my tire has been shredded. shit. i don't have my cell phone with me and the nearest gas station is 2 miles away so i be courages and put my hazards on and walk 2 miles with my gps unit in my hands. remember this is at 2 am in the morning tonight and it is cold outside and on the northway in upstate new york with fucking rabbits and snow and who knows what else around. the whole half hour-45 min walk i am thinking and praying that i don't get run over by a car, abducted and raped by some trucker, or blown by the wind into the river next to the thruway. suddenly, a block from the gas station i see flashing lights behind me and the state troopers pull over and ask if i need help. this is the first time in my life i am happy to actually see police and thank them profusely while they take me to get my car fixed. they call a tow truck and the guy changes my tire with a spare tire. i had a spare tire but i don't know how to change it and i don't have the equipment to do it. thank god for ny state police and my spare tire as an hour and half later or so i am on my way home to get home at like 5 am. wonderful day! i shouldn't do this again. thanks for reading.

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[CurrymasalaNYC]

So I met this girl tanya on doyoulookgood (dylg) and she is from blainville. She is a nice girl of 22 years old who is a make up artist. We talked online for a few weeks and finally set a date for a one night stand for $500. I got to montreal on the Saturday and called her up. It turns out she didn't have access to a car so she asked if I could pick up her up, and being the gentleman that I am I said ok. So I drove the 30 minutes up to blainville and was surprised to see that they had gotten like 5 feet of snow. Driving up to her house, my car was entirely engulfed by snow on either side and I could barely even see where I was going. I don't know how these people lived out here. Blainville is a beautiful quaint area but way too much snow. I went to the door and a beautiful girl in a short butt hugging black dress and nice sexy top came up. It was freezing out and she had a little jacket on so I asked her if she had a bigger jacket and she said no. So I offered her my gloves and hat and escorted her to the car. IN the car we started talking and she started to play with my ipod, reveling at my snoop dogg, haddaway, and so much more. When the haddaway what is love played, she started bouncing her head up and down and said this is from the movie with will ferrell. Her english wasn't great but we had some little conversation here and there. We went to an indian resto on crescent and shared some spicy food which I think she really didn't like because she wasn't used to it. We then went to Thursday early at 10 pm and sat in the corner making out for an hour until it got lively. We went to the dance floor and I saw amanda geneva, the amazon blond dancing with some guy. We went back to the hotel and had some beautiful romantic sex in the dark. I feel asleep naked in her arms, kissing her throughout the night. In the morning she was especially wet and I started to finger her pussy and ass and she loved it, she was so wet my entire hand got drenched. I went to go get a condom and discovered I didn't have any more and neither did she, well I asked if she wanted me to go buy one and she said no she had to leave soon. So she finished me with a great handjob. I was tempted to go bareback in her and I think I could been able to persuade her to do it since she was so wet, but I thought about how I hardly knew her and didn't want to take a risk. I gave her $500 and dropped her home. All in all, a nice night I just wish I had bought a couple extra condoms. Oh well! : devitail: REvised version of the post! Also stay tune for part 2 from earlier in the year.

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[CurrymasalaNYC]

With my date. We at Devi's Indian restaurant at around 8. I had just picked her up from blainville. Then, we went over to thursdays bar where I inadvertently saw amanda (tall blond model girl) dancing there with her big curls. I didn't realize this until today when I saw her photos online. Anyways, we went back early (my date and I) and we had some gentle sex (really girlfriend like) no blowjob, in the dark, hehe, but it was great. This morning we got up and she was wet as anything. My whole hand got wet fingering her and I even fingered her ass with two fingers. It turns out there was no condom left and she didn't have one so well I got a great handjob while I fingered her everywhere. Wow her ass and pussy tasted so great. Her pussy juice tasted like honey and her ass like peaches. I just wish I had paid the stupid bathroom attendant two dollars more for another condom. I think I could have gotten greek from a girl who never did it before. Hehe! Oh well. Such is my life. : crybaby5: devitail: dropped her off at blainville 500 dollars richer. And drove back to new york. Back to my boring life.

[AsiaTraveler2]

Thanks all for info.

I think I will just go and circle around all the SC's and enjoy the eye candy without really planning on anything happening.

Those escorts you mention sound very nice, but, wow, the prices... even $180 is steep. The US dollar is in the crapper so that doesn't help either.

I have been checking out MERC/MERB and looks like I can get what I need incall, max $160 FS with a half way decent girl (matron), maybe less.

I can just see myself meeting the $400 escort at the YMCA in tattered sweats and sneakers... "Hi baby, sorry no chocolate or wine, but I got a room with only five roommates and only two doors from the communal bathroom and still had enough left over to get you a pepsi from the vending machine."

CJW,

Lookout. Many of the Canadian boards have a lot of posters who are shills or customers who benefit from positive posts. The escorts/providers read the forums and know who is posting. These guys are not very objective. Dial down the reviews and ratings by 2 to 3 points out of 10. For example a 9 may be a 7 or 6, when you see them in person.

How do I know? I have visited Montreal several times over the years. I was a poster, who got shot down many times by the members, when I tried to post an objective opinion or when I tried to come to the defense of someone else who tried to post an objective opinion. It did not take more that 2 posts, to figure out what was going on. I kept trying to bring honest opinions to that board. I was supported through PM's by other members who tried in vane to do the same, who's honest opinions were soon snuffed out.

There are some gems in Montreal, but when all is said and done, it's not any better than any other major city. It's only good compared to the mainland U.S. cities, where law enforcement has stamped out all of the fun. It's not better than Asia, South America, Europe, Australia, etc. where you have more woman in the business and therefore have more options.

Keep your expectations at a reasonable level and you can have fun. Don't expect Nirvana. We have as much action going on in Hawaii as Montreal has. Go to Montreal for the culture, food, the winter weather fun, the gambling, and for the differences that the woman can bring to the table. Just keep the expectation levels reasonable.

Peace,
AT2

[John Jr]

For those looking for a really good time at incall there is a mauritian girl named lilly at a&c on the south shore incall 5143180300.

Here is a review from Tony .... Lilly@ A&C/Imagine executive summary: 5'3'', ebony lady, 36D natural and spectacular, average face, perfect little body, bbbjtcim avec le fuck du face extraordinaire, dfk, daty, dirty talking ("oh fack me like I am your ***** daddy"), dirty dancing up against the wall, doggy on the floor, wild ride, a more sensual black version of MarieEve@ asserv., numbers: 6-10-10.

[Crazy Jim Wood]

...Vanessa from Excentrix ...has a suitcase full of toys... Syndie from Devilish, Marie-Eve from asservissante, Samantha from devilish and Alexxx from Xtase... Of the above mentioned girls only Vanessa gets my highest recommendation for girls with big boobs...

I checked these girls out on the web. What is it about Vanessa that makes her so good? She certainly seems to have the body, but her face is not remarkable. I normally prefer brunettes to blondes, but of the women above, Samantha seemed to have the best looks.

I guess $180 is not too bad, at least, it seems to be standard for Montreal.

[AsiaTraveler2]

How about a fat chick with mudflaps?

CJW,

LOL! Yeah, or a nice pair of legs wrapped around your head would do just fine. In doors preferrably.

AT2

[Crazy Jim Wood]

...must have covers for your ears (Jacket with a hood, beanie/cap, anything!)...

How about a fat chick with mudflaps?

[Crazy Jim Wood]

Thanks all for info.

I think I will just go and circle around all the SC's and enjoy the eye candy without really planning on anything happening.

Those escorts you mention sound very nice, but, wow, the prices... even $180 is steep. The US dollar is in the crapper so that doesn't help either.

I have been checking out MERC/MERB and looks like I can get what I need incall, max $160 FS with a half way decent girl (matron), maybe less.

I can just see myself meeting the $400 escort at the YMCA in tattered sweats and sneakers... "Hi baby, sorry no chocolate or wine, but I got a room with only five roommates and only two doors from the communal bathroom and still had enough left over to get you a pepsi from the vending machine."

Another one would be the infamous Tamara but good luck booking her. She is not really my type, typical bimbo with big tits. 400$/2 hours.

[AsiaTraveler2]

Hello,

I'm planning a trip to Montreal/Quebec City, and am afraid that my regular shabby attire may not be acceptable in the clubs.

Anyone know a cheap place to get halfway-respectable club wear? While we're on the topic, I'm fashion-handicapped, what should I get, anyway? I like black t-shirts and already have a few, but they may not be warm enogh. What else? I want something not to expensive, doesn't need dry cleaning, but can at least get me through the door of the club and not be too embarassing, etc.

I should be in Montreal a week and in Quebec City a week. I promise a full report to be dedicated to any one who answers my questions. I am fairly good at finding the mongering stuff, but getting decent clothes is another story.

My plan is to hit up the clubs, then gradually drink myself into a stupor while impressing the civilians with my wit, then when they all get disgusted with me, hit the strip clubs for a bj or a quickie, try and get a number so I can call her back to my hotel later, failing that, call an escort.

BTW, is are the canbest forums down? I tried going to the canbest forums and was redirected to Interpubl.com.

Thanks!

CJW

CJW,

LOL! I would not describe myself as fashion challenged, but I did feel like a fish out of water, on my first visit to Montreal in February a few years ago. To put it in perspective I'm from Hawaii and the temperature was zero degrees Fahrenheit when I made my visit. A 75 to 80 degree temperature change. Made the sex, a very nice warm experience! LOL!

I did visit Chicago and New York during winter, but lucked out both times and it was about 20 to 25 degrees Fahrenheit. I also spent some winters in Lake Tahoe, but again, not zero. I had to pick up the proper shoes (for footing and weather/water resistence), good gloves and the must have covers for your ears (Jacket with a hood, beanie/cap, anything!). Wear layers, since once you get indoors, it will get warm. T-Shirts would probably be too thin.

I was a fashion mess, at least in Montreal, but it worked and I was warm. Spent most of my time in Old Montreal, the Casino, great restaurants, a couple of strip clubs, the massage parlors and the arms of an Escort each night.

Have fun!
AT2

[Jiooooo]

For FS strip clubs, I have been looking at Hill Top, Frontiere, Grand Prix, Body Shop, etc, on merb.

The thing about FS clubs is that the girls rotate around in all of them, so recomanding one of the above mentioned is really tricky since they are all similar. If you are staying in downtown Body shop is the farthest one away, if that is not a problem then try it out and there are other clubs on your way there from downtown that are of lesser quality but that might have some nice surprises: Club Oasis in St-Jerome and Le figaro in St-Eustache. On your way you might also want to visit Le garage wish is close to Body shop and owned by the same people but no FS there however extremely hot quebecoises, very soothing for the eye.

As you said outcall escorts is much better when it comes to 'bang for the buck'. If your kind of girls is french canadian with big boobs then you might want to try Vanessa from Excentrix about 30 years old, slightly chubby but the most fun girl and a real nymph. She even has a suitcase full of toys. 180$/hour Others in the same price range would be Syndie from Devilish, Marie-Eve from asservissante, Samantha from devilish and Alexxx from Xtase.

Another one would be the infamous Tamara but good luck booking her. She is not really my type, typical bimbo with big tits. 400$/2 hours

And a bit more higher in price and class you could have Beatrice from FKS. I don't recall all her rates but she is 1000$ for a dinner date.

Of the above mentioned girls only Vanessa gets my highest recommendation for girls with big boobs. If that is not a criteria then try some of the following:

Victoria or Karyna from Eleganza.

Vicky, Venus, Kelly from Xtase.

Jen, Vega, Leah (if she is sober) from Devilish.

Since we are in the lowest season then it should be easier for you to get a booking with some of these girls which might be impossible other then in february and march.

I almost forgot if Lea from girls on fire is available do not miss your chance, french canadian, big boobs, adorable and excellent service.

Have fun and report back.

[Crazy Jim Wood]

Thanks, Jiooo, for info.

Will check out Zara.

For FS strip clubs, I have been looking at Hill Top, Frontiere, Grand Prix, Body Shop, etc, on merb.

There is too much information, it would take days to read it all, but of what I read Body Shop seemed to have fewer complaints and more good reviews.

Are there any (including ones I didn't mention) that you can recommend above the others?

They are a ways outside of Montreal, seems escorts are more bang for the buck, but I would still like to try one out, and I am really interested in FS with a French Canadian preferably with big tits, so I guess the FS strip clubs would give a good line up.

Thanks for tip on VIP. How about Montreal? There is so much information on Monteal that it is impossible to read it all.

CJW

For the cloths try Zara. Best price to quality/style ratio.

Good luck with your mongering but do not expect BJs in strip clubs in montreal or quebec unless you wonder on the outskirts of the cities. Also take note that in quebec escorts are not that good, only VIP is worth trying. Different story in Mtl, you will find half a dozen of agencies with good looking girls that provide great service.

More info can indeed be easily found on montreal escort review community.

[Jiooooo]

For the cloths try Zara. Best price to quality/style ratio.

Good luck with your mongering but do not expect BJs in strip clubs in montreal or quebec unless you wonder on the outskirts of the cities. Also take note that in quebec escorts are not that good, only VIP is worth trying. Different story in Mtl, you will find half a dozen of agencies with good looking girls that provide great service.

More info can indeed be easily found on montreal escort review community.

[Crazy Jim Wood]

Hello,

I'm planning a trip to Montreal/Quebec City, and am afraid that my regular shabby attire may not be acceptable in the clubs.

Anyone know a cheap place to get halfway-respectable club wear? While we're on the topic, I'm fashion-handicapped, what should I get, anyway? I like black t-shirts and already have a few, but they may not be warm enogh. What else? I want something not to expensive, doesn't need dry cleaning, but can at least get me through the door of the club and not be too embarassing, etc.

I should be in Montreal a week and in Quebec City a week. I promise a full report to be dedicated to any one who answers my questions. I am fairly good at finding the mongering stuff, but getting decent clothes is another story.

My plan is to hit up the clubs, then gradually drink myself into a stupor while impressing the civilians with my wit, then when they all get disgusted with me, hit the strip clubs for a bj or a quickie, try and get a number so I can call her back to my hotel later, failing that, call an escort.

BTW, is are the canbest forums down? I tried going to the canbest forums and was redirected to Interpubl.com.

Thanks!

CJW