Montreal

[Mongerer88]

Vacation should work. And if you want you could say vacation because I like the escorts in Montreal. They won't give a shit about that.

The only question I would turn around would be "Do you offer women money for sex?" No. They ask me for money, I have never had to offer anything. But you will never get that, they really don't care. And nor do the police as far as I know.

An American gets more questions entering Canada than any other country in the western world, and there was a credible report on the green board of a guy who was selected for additional security screening (usually a bag search, but in his situation they made him unlock his electronics) being refused entry when they read his text messages with escort agencies. They did not list that as the reason, but he thought it was. So that is why many of us are cautious.

Consistently saying you are going on vacation and you like the city and countryside works. But there is no reason to even mention sex, in my opinion. The Prioritization Policy that protects us from see-36 is purely a local police pronouncement for metro Montreal, Toronto and Vancouver. Customs and Birder Patrol is federal, unpredictable, and can deny entry with no due process.

[Zeos1]

Excited for my upcoming visit. One question, may be over thinking it but how do I answer "What is the reason for your visit?" in customs? Can I just say vacation and I just plan on being a tourist. It will be my third time in 5 years and I'll be staying for 10 days. Plus I'm a middle aged single guy. What reasons do regular visitors use?

Vacation should work. And if you want you could say vacation because I like the escorts in Montreal. They won't give a shit about that.

The only question I would turn around would be "Do you offer women money for sex?" No. They ask me for money, I have never had to offer anything. But you will never get that, they really don't care. And nor do the police as far as I know.

[Mongerer88]

Excited for my upcoming visit. One question, may be over thinking it but how do I answer "What is the reason for your visit?" in customs? Can I just say vacation and I just plan on being a tourist. It will be my third time in 5 years and I'll be staying for 10 days. Plus I'm a middle aged single guy. What reasons do regular visitors use?

Yes, that is not excessive.

Say you haven't gotten to travel much the last few years, but Europe is too expensive in terms of flight prices or award miles needed to travel (which is true), and the flight schedules are too limited to Asia / Australia, and South America is too dangerous for your tastes (assuming you are coming from the USA). Just focus on the things you are going to do other than buying sex, like bike riding, hiking, etc.

Honestly the big scrutiny is on single guys traveling a lot and staying a day or two or three. They think you might be smuggling drugs. So you get more scrutiny. Your facts don't meet that criteria. Even short trips are okay, you just say you had two free hotel award nights, so you are staying two nights and you are too busy at work to stay longer. If they look through your bags occasionally due to it being a short trip that you take often, it isn't that big of a deal. They ignore condoms. It isn't wise to have a running text stream with an escort that can be accessed by only entering the phone code. So delete that type of text history just to be sure. Don't have an email app with your hobby email showing, either.

[StrawMan83]

Excited for my upcoming visit. One question, may be over thinking it but how do I answer "What is the reason for your visit?" in customs? Can I just say vacation and I just plan on being a tourist. It will be my third time in 5 years and I'll be staying for 10 days. Plus I'm a middle aged single guy. What reasons do regular visitors use?

[Jalimon2]

Is there any way maybe privately I can find out more exact locations of major incalls? I assume agencies won't tell till book. I am a pre-planning nerd famous for my spreadsheets of potential escorts etc based on lots of review reading for a month or so before a trip. Sometimes I have them at 3 levels. When I arrive and want to see someone just compare the current schedule on the website to my spreadsheet which to me is more efficient than just picking by a day without time to research.

Likewise, ideally, I prepare maps ahead of time of locations (like incalls, massage, strip clubs) and may set up my GPS for them which makes it far easier once I get to Montreal (or other cities I visit).

As it has been many years since I've been to Montreal (have favored Toronto but want to return to Montreal), I have been following the threads, especially about hotels and locations. I have ruled out Airbnb due to privacy wanted if do any outcalls but if convenient more interested in incalls and massage places. I am not into most of the sex stuff most are like DFK etc. And think large breasts are ugly. Give me slim, not over see and with a personality that enjoys intimacy. This has always been my interest..

Subway station.

Agency.

XO: lionel-groulx (5 min walk).

Euphoria: Bonaventure (walk out via south exit, 5 minute walk).

Velvet: Mt-Royal (3 minute walk).

MP.

MP LE Penthouse: De la Savane (blue line, a bit far out).

MP YPG: Beaudry (in the gay village).

[WyattEarp]

Is there any way maybe privately I can find out more exact locations of major incalls? I assume agencies won't tell till book. I am a pre-planning nerd famous for my spreadsheets of potential escorts etc based on lots of review reading for a month or so before a trip. Sometimes I have them at 3 levels. When I arrive and want to see someone just compare the current schedule on the website to my spreadsheet which to me is more efficient than just picking by a day without time to research.

Likewise, ideally, I prepare maps ahead of time of locations (like incalls, massage, strip clubs) and may set up my GPS for them which makes it far easier once I get to Montreal (or other cities I visit).

I have ruled out Airbnb due to privacy wanted if do any outcalls but if convenient more interested in incalls and massage places.

I was one of the first to coin the term GFE back when we had 300 baud dialups and only newsgroups before websites.

I'm going to stick what I said "don't overthink it". Also, I have not been to MTL since COVID. The agencies do change their locations once in awhile. The major incall agencies people focus on EscortXO and Euphoria are always near downtown. If you need more guidance, look at a metro map. If you stay near the green line or orange line between where they intersect Berri-UQAM and Lionel-Groulx, you will be near their incall locations. Since you want to Uber, you don't have to be on top of a Metro but the Metro map gives you good markers.

I would not rule out Airbnb. Again, many neighborhoods near downtown have higher rise buildings where privacy is not a concern. In fact if you peruse listings, you will see some units are owned by the same person in different buildings. They are running a Airbnb business and most likely don't live in the building.

Someone else might have more advice, but Montreal strip clubs are no longer what they once were. It's far from the days, where hot women were offering intense dances and backroom action. I have no experience with massage parlors, but what they will offer a newcomer seems opaque. Regular clients establish trust with the MP girls.

If you are from Phoenix and remember 300 baud dial-ups, you might remember a guy who wrote an on-line bible on Nevada brothels. Somehow I think his on-line handle was Bump.

[DavePhx]

The best thing to do is find a neighborhood near the center that you would enjoy and get a room near a Metro station. It will not be hard to get to the agency incall locations.

Is there any way maybe privately I can find out more exact locations of major incalls? I assume agencies won't tell till book. I am a pre-planning nerd famous for my spreadsheets of potential escorts etc based on lots of review reading for a month or so before a trip. Sometimes I have them at 3 levels. When I arrive and want to see someone just compare the current schedule on the website to my spreadsheet which to me is more efficient than just picking by a day without time to research.

Likewise, ideally, I prepare maps ahead of time of locations (like incalls, massage, strip clubs) and may set up my GPS for them which makes it far easier once I get to Montreal (or other cities I visit).

As it has been many years since I've been to Montreal (have favored Toronto but want to return to Montreal), I have been following the threads, especially about hotels and locations. I have ruled out Airbnb due to privacy wanted if do any outcalls but if convenient more interested in incalls and massage places. I am not into most of the sex stuff most are like DFK etc. And think large breasts are ugly. Give me slim, not over see and with a personality that enjoys intimacy. This has always been my interest.

I was one of the first to coin the term GFE back when we had 300 baud dialups and only newsgroups before websites. The original meaning has been perverted since it had nothing to do with any sex acts. But a genuine for the moment interaction as a warm human for the time together like a GF, even if paid for and if would never see again.

I have never been on public transit since a kid and rely on Uber or short walks. It seems Uber is no problem in Montreal. Before Covid, I went all over Frankfurt Germany FKKs etc on Uber even though I was near the Main Train Station. I am 75 years old but no health issues but am a couch potato. Or in my office chair working. And really not into walking more than 10 minutes for an incall. I have never not rented a car since I typically avoid downtowns- stay in Mississauga / airport area in Toronto which has scads of agency incalls near by. However, Montreal is so concentrated downtown my plan is to Uber and not rent a car.

My only minor hesitation why it has taken so long to return to Montreal is I speak no French and have a hard time with accents even if speaks English. However, there are many positive aspects of Montreal that tug at me to return. I may meet a long-time friend in Toronto, who is more familiar with Montreal. We may take the train from Toronto to Montreal and then each fly back to our home cities. He also has other interests in Montreal not just of the more intimate nature.

[WyattEarp]

I cannot find the exact Airbnb he was renting but it was great! Close to St-Laurent.

But look at this one:

https://www.airbnb.ca/rooms/62171940...Pbjw5cVcQ9%2BR

Great location. Nice place.

It looks like a great place in a good location. There's one problem. There's no private entrance. So you are essentially booking loft space most likely above the guy's main living area.

One could ask the owner if he's cool with young girls dropping by for an hour or two. I myself am not too comfortable with that.

Even if there is a private entrance, in urban neighborhoods like the Plateau that can mean it's a two or three flat with the owner living in the building.

[Jalimon2]

Godiva? They been out of business for years?

Yeah have not heard from Godiva in a while.

Agency gaining traction now in Montreal are Luxury, Sensation, Velvet (use them many time, great!) and there is also Candy. But not too sure if that one is really good.

[Jalimon2]

Did he do any outcall appointments?

I look at Airbnb's on-line exactly in the Plateau. It's a fun area. I'm always seeing flats that look like the owner lives there too. Private apartments, but not necessarily discreet.

Yes he does only outcall. But this guy has a magic twist with bookers as he often gets what other client cannot!

I cannot find the exact Airbnb he was renting but it was great! Close to St-Laurent.

But look at this one:

https://www.airbnb.ca/rooms/62171940...Pbjw5cVcQ9%2BR

Great location. Nice place.

[WyattEarp]

Yeah I so much agree.

One of my good friend often books airbnb in Montreal and the best place he booked was on the Plateau Mont-Royal.

Anything north of Sherbrooke street, south of St-Joshef, between Park avenue to the west and st-denis to the east is a fucking winner.

Did he do any outcall appointments?

I look at Airbnb's on-line exactly in the Plateau. It's a fun area. I'm always seeing flats that look like the owner lives there too. Private apartments, but not necessarily discreet.

[Jalimon2]

A quick response would be don't overthink it. All the incall locations are near downtown. Montreal is not that vast and getting around the center is easy.

The best thing to do is find a neighborhood near the center that you would enjoy and get a room near a Metro station. It will not be hard to get to the agency incall locations. Think of it this way. Let's say you do two incalls a day. That's only two hours. That leaves at least ten hours a day to do things in an exciting North American city. Montreal is a great city to just walk around.

My advice: Pick a fun location. Don't worry about where the incall locations are located.

Yeah I so much agree.

One of my good friend often books airbnb in Montreal and the best place he booked was on the Plateau Mont-Royal.

Anything north of Sherbrooke street, south of St-Joshef, between Park avenue to the west and st-denis to the east is a fucking winner.

[Joseph Brenner]

I will prb just use uber or Metro to get around, per Havestboi's suggestion.

Would Lionel-Groulx metro station be close to the 4 top escort agencies? Euphoria, XO, Vogue, Godiva

Godiva? They been out of business for years?

[WyattEarp]

I will prb just use uber or Metro to get around, per Havestboi's suggestion.

Would Lionel-Groulx metro station be close to the 4 top escort agencies? Euphoria, XO, Vogue, Godiva. I am looking for a hotel / metro station in the middle of those 3 agencies, so I can get there by uber, public transportation, or even walking.

A quick response would be don't overthink it. All the incall locations are near downtown. Montreal is not that vast and getting around the center is easy.

The best thing to do is find a neighborhood near the center that you would enjoy and get a room near a Metro station. It will not be hard to get to the agency incall locations. Think of it this way. Let's say you do two incalls a day. That's only two hours. That leaves at least ten hours a day to do things in an exciting North American city. Montreal is a great city to just walk around.

My advice: Pick a fun location. Don't worry about where the incall locations are located.

[HarvestBoi]

I will defer to WyattEarp and Jalimon who know the city better but the incalls I did with Euphoria were about 2 km or 25 minute walk from Lionel-Groulx. You can take the Metro 2-3 stops which cuts that travel time in half.

Vogue is outcall only. Says so right in their ads.

XO is incall only now apparently.

I haven't used Godiva.

Euphoria is mostly incall especially for popular girls but you can get outcall if you contact them early or do a session that is the first or last of the girls shift.

I will prb just use uber or Metro to get around, per Havestboi's suggestion.

Would Lionel-Groulx metro station be close to the 4 top escort agencies? Euphoria, XO, Vogue, Godiva. I am looking for a hotel / metro station in the middle of those 3 agencies, so I can get there by uber, public transportation, or even walking.

I actually prefer "incall" where I go over to their place and spend an hour with the ladies, are those 4 agencies listed above all provide in-call? Or do they only come to my hotel?

Thanks in advanced for any tips!