Montreal

[DuppleHouse]

Hey all,

Last time I was 20 years ago and the memory that is etched into my brain is of the Grand Prix club in Richelieu (where you walked in and porn was on all the TV's and the dancers were the hottest chicks on the planet. I shed a tear when I found out it closed down but now that I'm heading back up I was wondering, how does the Bar LE Gentlemen compare? Close? Worth a stop? Let me know what you think.

Thanks,

Dupplehouse.

[CloudSurf]

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[TerOnlyOnce]

What the fuck are you talking about?

XO has 15 (15!) girl scheduled tomorow and Sunday. Vogue 6 tomorrow 8 Sunday. Euhporia will most probably have 15 also tomorrow and Sunday. That's not enough? Not even mention all great MP's and smaller agency options.

There is no problem with last minute day before booking as long as you have done your homework.

Are you honestly saying you see no problem with last minute booking? I think most people would prefer to book a few days in advance with a girl. I personally do not like booking same day, that seems very very dumb and definitely caters to impulse buyers that make decisions while they have a raging erection.

On top of that, last minute booking is terrible for tourists which I believe is most people here. How am I suppose to get the most value from my trip? I don't even know what girls will be on tomorrow because the full schedule isn't uploaded until last minute!! So in theory, there is literally no point to make a decision in advance. You basically have to wait until the same day to get an accurate list to book from. And even then, you have to refresh the page throughout the day to see if any better or hotter girls become available last minute?? It's total bullshit.

The full schedule should be uploaded at least 2 days in advance, 3 days is better, not this last minute shit. That way, people can actually book fucking appointments in advance with these girls, instead of raging dick syndrome in the middle of the night and deciding they need to see a girl.

In terms of the agencies: yes xo has a lot of girls on the schedule, great. Main problem though is almost all the girls are anorexic, but this is a problem for all the agencies across the board.

Vogue is garbage. They remind me of like the "apple" of technology or "upscale" call girls in the states that charge $1,000 for 90 minutes. Basically over inflated, over-ego, when in reality they are basic and maybe even complete shit. Just judging from the schedule. 6 girls tomorrow? And xo has double or triple that? Yeah fuck that 6 girl shit.

Euphoria is basically useless. They only show girls for today, which is worthless. Catering to horny guys with their cocks in their hand basically, really dumb. Also 100% of their girls are anorexic at 70 pounds each, so yeah, basically an irrelevant agency.

[TerOnlyOnce]

Have you actually tried reaching out to any of these agencies or are you just yelling for the sake of enjoyment?

You should know that a lot of good ladies are indies. You may want to give that a try since they are easily booked in advance. (as are agencies, if you contact them).

Lastly, it sounds like you are looking for larger / BBW ladies. You should know that there's less of a market for that type of thing as most men prefer girls who are in at least relatively good form.

Yes I have been in contact with all of these agencies. The experience has caused me to write my previous posts.

Please can you direct me to a site where I can find a list of indie girls with their pics that I can book? I tried merb but you can't see their pics before opening a thread so it takes a lot of time to find potential girls. I tried google and not really any girls that I would want on there.

The problem I'm running into a lot is that 95% of girls on merb and at agencies look like they have anorexia, like 90 pounds. I don't know how someone can say this is "good form"? The girls look malnourished. Literally just bones with a little skin on top. No ass whatsoever. No tits. Do guys actually like this stuff? Banging a girl with no ass to speak of at all?

[DethManRulz]

This is a public service announcement that should be reached to all mongers interested in coming to montreal for sex.

Have you actually tried reaching out to any of these agencies or are you just yelling for the sake of enjoyment?

You should know that a lot of good ladies are indies. You may want to give that a try since they are easily booked in advance. (as are agencies, if you contact them).

Lastly, it sounds like you are looking for larger / BBW ladies. You should know that there's less of a market for that type of thing as most men prefer girls who are in at least relatively good form.

[TerOnlyOnce]

I only can go for a Friday and Saturday, so your saying I have to get lucky and go with whatever is available that day, and book way in advance? Like 7 am haha.

Allow me to explain, the agencies are lying to you. They don't actually have all those girls on their "models" page. It's all a lie, don't get too excited when you see a girl that you'the love to bang on their sites. Cause chances are, you won't be able to book her. The girl makes up her own schedule, and it gets updated last minute, which fucking sucks for people like you and I that are planning trips and are only there for a few nights.

You can't book in advance. Fucking piece of shit vogue wouldn't let me do it. You can only book the same day. You have to go off of what is on the schedule on their site. If you look at the schedule there's only like 6 girls on for tomorrow. It's fucking bullshit. You basically can only select from those 6 girls. Which is why vogue engages in false advertising. They are lying to you. They don't really have those hot girls on their websites. Far from it. Those hot girls can work one day in a month and they stay on the site. The longer they are there, the more these agencies lie and mislead potential customers like me and you. We think we are going to fuck some really hot girls, then we see the schedule and it's 3 anorexic that weigh 70 pounds each with no tits and no ass. Fucking disgusting and nasty. No idea how that is the standard of beauty. [Deleted by Admin]

[Jalimon2]

I literally can't plan for my trip LOL. Cause I don't know what girls are really working that day. So I can't make a good choice LOL. I'm looking at broken / busted ass schedules for tomorrow and Sunday. It's all bullshit because all the fuckin girls put their schedule up last minute.

So there's not even a point to plan it. Fuck it LOL. Fuck this stupid shit LOL.

What the fuck are you talking about?

XO has 15 (15!) girl scheduled tomorow and Sunday. Vogue 6 tomorrow 8 Sunday. Euhporia will most probably have 15 also tomorrow and Sunday. That's not enough? Not even mention all great MP's and smaller agency options.

There is no problem with last minute day before booking as long as you have done your homework.

[Bsizzle123]

I literally can't plan for my trip LOL. Cause I don't know what girls are really working that day. So I can't make a good choice LOL. I'm looking at broken / busted ass schedules for tomorrow and Sunday. It's all bullshit because all the fuckin girls put their schedule up last minute.

So there's not even a point to plan it. Fuck it LOL. Fuck this stupid shit LOL.

I only can go for a Friday and Saturday, so your saying I have to get lucky and go with whatever is available that day, and book way in advance? Like 7 am haha.

[WyattEarp]

You mean to tell me they're not waiting for your call. They must not know how to run a business.

[TerOnlyOnce]

This is a public service announcement that should be reached to all mongers interested in coming to montreal for sex. One thing you should know is that vogue escort agency is arguably participating in false advertising.

If you go to their website here: http://vogmtl.com/ you will see tons of girls in their "our ladies" section. There are a couple on there that look great and you would love to hook up with. Here is the kicker though, most of the girls on that list, are not available.

Yes, that is 100% true. A good amount of girls you see there, you will be unable to book for a session. Meaning, these girls are being used for false advertisement purposes. Why do I say you won't be able to book them? Because if you take a look at their profiles, you will see that half of these girls have only worked 1 day in the whole month! Meaning, yes they were available, but for literally one day only. And then they are kept on the site for weeks and weeks! This is literally false advertising! These girls aren't on the site for booking. They are just put up on the site to inflate the appearance that vogue agency has "a lot of hot ladies available", they don't!

It is very dishonest in my opinion. There are a handful of girls I see on there right now that look absolutely hot but you won't be able to book them and they won't be available. So what's the point of continuing to have their profiles up? I literally can't book from vogue escorts because they offer practically no girls. And when they do, the girls put their schedule up last minute. Take a look at Sunday's schedule, they only have 6 girl up that all look very subpar, anorexic, and 6 out of 10's.

Xo escorts I'll admit their girls aren't much better but at least they have volume. For Sunday then have double, nearly triple what vogue has. This is important. Most people don't like booking last minute which is what vogue pushes! We don't all have the convenience of making an appointment same day in like 1 hour from now, doesn't work like that. And that's what these girls at vogue do. I do not recommend vogue agency because of this reason.

Xo escorts has volume which is great, there girls look questionable but you can surely find at least 1 on the schedule that is as close to your tastes as possible.

Euphoria escorts is completely useless since they only list for today. Which is extremely fucking dumb in my opinion. Do they think people have no lives or are they just catering to locals? Also, all of their girls, yes literally all of their girls are anorexic and look like they weigh 80 pounds, it's really disgusting to be honest. So yeah, I've basically ruled them completely out.

Xxx tase is not bad. But I have a feeling all their pics are bait and switch. Meaning the girls look pretty good in the photos, but in real life they look completely different. Booked a girl from them and wouldn't be surprised if it's bait and switch to be honest.

And velvet. They have like 2 girls in their entire agency. Not really a legitimate agency. I tried to book logan but the guy tells me he has no availability for her at all hahahah what a fucking joke. Okay I guess no more logan LOL.

So yeah. I booked 2 appointments. First one xxx tase and second one xo escorts. Literally on the second day of my trip I need to wake up at like 8 am and check vogue's website to see if I can book a girl I actually like rofl. Cause they never put up schedules in advance, they always wait same day to put the girls up and it's very frustrating. If I can't find anything I like same day then I will forget about vogue and see my xo girl that night then call it a day.

Only 2 girls on my trip cause there's no god damn options. Now I know how someone can fuck 40 girls here and have 80% of them be sub par experiences. That's exactly what you're getting when you look at the line up for today on vogue LOL. In my opinion, there is no point to pay for a sub par experience or sub par girl. I could just get that in real life for much cheaper. I'm here to actually bang really hot attractive girls, not pay for a 6/10 anorexic girl, that's stupid.

[TerOnlyOnce]

I literally can't plan for my trip LOL. Cause I don't know what girls are really working that day. So I can't make a good choice LOL. I'm looking at broken / busted ass schedules for tomorrow and Sunday. It's all bullshit because all the fuckin girls put their schedule up last minute.

So there's not even a point to plan it. Fuck it LOL. Fuck this stupid shit LOL.

[TerOnlyOnce]

Almost impossible to schedule a girl 3-4 days in advance. Literally all the schedules have no girls on for like 3 days from now. For some reason the schedule is flooded for today. So guys are booking literally same days right when their dick is hard? Seems really inconsistent. If you can only book the day of then. That is really dumb. How the hell are you suppose to plan anything. You can't even plan out what girl you are seeing on what day. It's just all random. And 80% of the girls look like they have anorexia. They are all twigs and bones. Vogue has tons of "models" on their page, but their schedule only shows like 6 girls? What is this nonsense. Wow so ridiculous.

[TerOnlyOnce]

Unfortunately it appears that I can't actually book the girls I want. On vogue there are 2-3 girls that I'd love to see, but they are found no where on the weekly schedules. Knew it was too good to be true LOL. Was expecting a seamless process, but the reality is, most girls up on there work so infrequently that you won't be able to bang the really enticing girls often even if you wanted to. Instead. Every week they have girls that look subpar in my opinion. For example, the schedule for vogue today and the next few days, all those girls I would never want to pay money to see. I don't like their body figures at all. Yet this is all that is available. How saddening.

Oh well, I'll try to get at least 2, maybe 3 girls that I'm really into. If I'm lucky.

[Bsizzle123]

Yes it can be cold but hotel will be much cheaper then in the summer. And yes enough girl will be working don't worry. And easier to book them as they have much fewer calls then summer / fall.

Cheers.

Would you suggest Dec, I'm looking into Dec. 6th or 13th weekend, don't know which date really? Because I know January and Feb. Is a lot colder then December.

[Ludacris775]

The pricing is $220 CAD for an hour right? That's almost $170 USD which is not bad. For that much you could only get 30 minutes with some crackhead junkie girl in the states. So 1 hour with a hottie sounds good.

For me I would say fucking a hot girl once a day would be perfect. I probably wouldn't do it year round, but having the option to call up a hottie every day if I so desire is awesome. And yes if you do decide to life this lifestyle you will need the funds. Putting together 30-40 k a year just for sex isn't that hard though to be honest. Especially if you're a business owner and have your own company.

Yeah 2-3 girls per day consistently is a looooot. I've done that in Mexico. Yeah it's fun when you're there for like 2 nights or a week and trying to bang the desire out of your system. But I'm looking for consistency to be honest. A steady rate of good sex, rather than this epic avalanche of sex back to back. It makes sense to do the rampage of sex if you don't live in the area and just visiting.

As for FKKs: I've never been but I heard it's like a sex hotel / sauna? Like you have a lot of girls on you as you're lounging and you can basically fuck whichever one. It sounds cool but I personally don't think I'the like it much. I like the structure of a one on one fuck session with an escort. FKKs seem "party-like" which I don't like. I also heard it's easy to get upsold on stuff and get mediocre service cause in general it's a more "chaotic" environment. Another problem is I don't know how many girls there actually speak English LOL. Going in with absolutely 0 knowledge of German probly won't be as fun.

Hi TerOnlyOnce,

At most of the FKK's, language is not a problem for non German speakers. English is widely used in most of the FKKs, you usually get an option to use English or German. English is only an issue at some of the rural ones like Arabella. Not too much upselling when I went to the FKKs, but it does happen sometimes. I found the FKK experience really fun (except for Arabella Arabella was not good. For other reasons and not just the language barrier) and found some really good providers in the FKKs.

Some of them like Samya are "party like" but others have a more relaxed vibe.