Montreal

[Mongerer88]

Hey,

I don't really use forums like this much and if my question is one that shouldn't be asked then by all means ignore. I am visiting Montreal soon and was thinking of going to a FS massage place cause I heard it's legal to do that there. Then I seen you post about XO and looked at some of the woman on there and was interested.

I guess my questions are first is this something I have to worry about getting caught doing? I am so confused by the laws cause basically it seems like they can offer but I can't ask for it and I don't know how that works with stuff like XO. Second if it's cool to go through them I know they have an hourly rate is it customary to tip and if so what is considered a decent tip. Again if this is something that shouldn't be asked I understand.

And as to your other question, no. Tipping is not really part of Montreal sex work culture. Most ladies charge a supplement for anal sex, and a few charge extra for CIM. Those aren't really tips, but are surcharges.

[Mongerer88]

Hey,

I don't really use forums like this much and if my question is one that shouldn't be asked then by all means ignore. I am visiting Montreal soon and was thinking of going to a FS massage place cause I heard it's legal to do that there. Then I seen you post about XO and looked at some of the woman on there and was interested.

I guess my questions are first is this something I have to worry about getting caught doing? I am so confused by the laws cause basically it seems like they can offer but I can't ask for it and I don't know how that works with stuff like XO. Second if it's cool to go through them I know they have an hourly rate is it customary to tip and if so what is considered a decent tip. Again if this is something that shouldn't be asked I understand.

It is okay to be confused by the law in Canada because it is a clusterfuck.

Bottom line is that you can pay for sex in Montreal, Toronto and Vancouver without worrying about being arrested as long as the lady is 18 or over, and the lady is not forced into prostitution.

There is no legal difference between getting an escort for outcall, at her incall, or at a full-service massage parlor.

Now let's discuss the law, which is called c36.

The basic statute says that prostitution is illegal.

Since Canada has the Nordic Model, some people describe the system as legal to sell, illegal to purchase.

That is an efficient way to put it, but not really correct. The problem in the Charter of Rights that says everyone is equal and the laws must be applied equally to every person, whether male or female, black, white or aboriginal.

To get around that frustrating part of the Constitution, the law says that the seller of sex is simply exempt from prosecution of the criminal act of prostitution.

The courts in the province of Ontario have not taken kindly to the blanket exclusion of sellers of sex from prosecution and several of the Ontario court cases have essentially ruled c36 as being unconstitutional. But the cases limited the scope of the decisions to the province of Ontario.

The reason that these cases are not that big of a deal is that long before those cases were heard, the police in Montreal, Toronto and Vancouver announced a prioritization policy, often called a non enforcement bulletin, where they said that consensual adult prostitution would receive the lowest possible priority, unless evidence exists that the seller of sex is a minor or that she was forced to commit the compensated sex act.

The Ontario cases, by the way, were brought in jurisdictions outside of Toronto.

So life goes on as though c36 never happened. If you book a lady from any of the major agencies or book an independent who has her own website, she is going to be 18 or over, and not coerced. If you want to approach this with an abundance of caution, stay away from mass classified advertising sites like LeoList and Humpchies. There is no real control of who is advertising on those low-end sites.

Massage parlors are certainly fine, also.

Law enforcement within Montreal will not give you any problem. You should however, delete phone calls and texts to escorts and escort agencies from your phone before going through Border Patrol. And don't have auto log-in on your phone or laptop to an email address you use to communicate with sex workers. Border Patrol has some bad actors who go on power trips. They are federal and are not part of the local law enforcement agencies that issued the prioritization policy. About 1 out of 100 visitors gets selected for additional screening in a separate room, and they do go through your basic phone history.

[Somedude2932]

Just saw that Kate is back at XO! If you are not convince look at her Twitter.

Hey,

I don't really use forums like this much and if my question is one that shouldn't be asked then by all means ignore. I am visiting Montreal soon and was thinking of going to a FS massage place cause I heard it's legal to do that there. Then I seen you post about XO and looked at some of the woman on there and was interested.

I guess my questions are first is this something I have to worry about getting caught doing? I am so confused by the laws cause basically it seems like they can offer but I can't ask for it and I don't know how that works with stuff like XO. Second if it's cool to go through them I know they have an hourly rate is it customary to tip and if so what is considered a decent tip. Again if this is something that shouldn't be asked I understand.

[Turgid]

...... The first thing Maeva said to me was "I'm so tired, I can't wait to get home", and things went downhill from there.......

This is why I like German FKKs. Imagine being in a club with 60 naked women and you approach one and the first thing she tells you is: "I'm so tired, I can't wait to get home".

[Monger261]

Finally made it back to my favourite hobbying destination after years of lockdown and travel restrictions, and (mostly) had a great time. It may just be the quality of their website photography, but my initial impression was that Euphoria had the best looking roster and I planned to mostly use them. As luck would have it though, I didn't actually get to meet any of my chosen girls, as some were on a break (Brooke, Heaven, Veronique and Yana), one seems to have retired (Taylor), and one was instantly fully booked (Cersei).

Moved to Plan be, and as my preference is for outcalls, most of my bookings were with Vogue. As in previous years, I found them easy to deal with and they generally had girls available even at short notice.

Maeva, Vogue.

My trip got off to a disastrous start with Maeva, one of the worst sessions I've ever had in my life. Was originally supposed to see Sasha but she cancelled. The booker texted me a few pics of Maeva, and as she looked great I saw her instead for a late evening (11 pm) booking. Maeva is a slim, pretty blonde around 20, with perky be cup tits, who would normally be exactly my type, but the whole thing turned out to be an uncomfortable waste of money. The first thing Maeva said to me was "I'm so tired, I can't wait to get home", and things went downhill from there. Her English isn't good and my French is terrible so we had communication issues, but she clearly just did not want to be with me. Kissing was restricted to little closed-mouth pecks (which was perhaps for the good, as she had eaten something spicy and her breath was foul). She claimed to be extremely ticklish, so kissing or gently touching any part of her body saw her squirming out of reach; she did not allow DATY; and she was even reluctant to do BBBJ. As it was my first session in a while I didn't last long in FS, but there was no option for another shot. Within seconds of me coming Maeva was off me and into the shower, then out the room less than 40 minutes after she arrived. I didn't have change and had left out $250 for her $240 fee; I was not looking for it, but Maeva did not offer to give the $10 change. Perhaps it's just her age, perhaps she was indeed exhausted, or perhaps she just generally gives a very restricted service, but it was a terrible session.

Lurker here, You lucked out with Sasha, IMO she is obese. Had her recently, she has to be 160 lbs, her stomach sticks out and the photoshop pics are just straight up sorcery. The greenboard has to have a lot of shills in there. One of the reviews there said the same thing and he was being gaslighted as to her not being fat. She was FAT, made me want to avoid vogue.

[Jalimon2]

XO has a new manager and are now out of Merb, which I am not sure is good. Let's see if they hold up. Without Kate and Arielle (still on display but I know Kate stopped and Arielle very rarely works) I am not sure if they should remain in the big 3. We'll see.

Thanks Whinger! I had that Ashley on the radar. She might make me do a comeback to see an SP soon (haven't since Nov 2021).

Just saw that Kate is back at XO! If you are not convince look at her Twitter.

[Smuler]

I know a few guys also who say that YPG is by far the best MP place

I met the owner at the GT and I knew the girl I was seeing. It was 2018 , and it cost me 190 CDN all in.

But that was before the pandemic.

Mari and her crew had the reputation of no nonsense, so I was comfortable checking it out.

Best Regards.

Smuler.

[Hacsek]

It's well known by locals that LePenthouse has some great girl who are there because of the $$ It's a rip off place.

I heard some good about YPG because it's well run. Other good massage place I don't know as I never went to any.

Same goes for Rouge Massage.

Some of the girls are actually stunning.

$70 for room $220 for girl includes covered FS, and BJ, no kissing or oral on her.

I guess if if you want to be with someone who is totally gorgeous and pleasant to talk it is OK, but as far as bang for your buck most Indies that advertise on the local board or the popular agency girls are a much better value and experience.

My one and only adventure into an MP, won't be back.

I know a few guys also who say that YPG is by far the best MP place, never went there and I think I will stick with the Indy's I usually see.

[Jalimon2]

Thanks a lot for this review. The Green Board does not allow reviews of Massage places, so exept if asking trough Private Messages, you can't really know much about them. Obviously the pictures are heavily photoshoped but like you I been looking at them and was interested to see someone there, but the whole a la card ymmv thing always turned me away. And you pretty much confirmed my fears. A Standard GFE would bump the price to nearly 400 $, wich is the price you could expect by a well reviewed ans reputed indy, but not a random agency girl with no reviews etc. And it seem at LE Penthouse its not really much of a thing. 100 $ for a COB is ludacris. Thats was included in just about every agency meeting I had. CIM or COF may be extras between 40 and 60 $ but never been charged for a COB. The receptionist lecturing you on BBBJ may just be the cherry on top. She seem to be in the wrong business.

It's well known by locals that LePenthouse has some great girl who are there because of the $$ It's a rip off place.

I heard some good about YPG because it's well run. Other good massage place I don't know as I never went to any.

[Joseph Brenner]

Ana, LE Penthouse.

I had never been to a massage parlour in Montreal, and fancied the idea of an oily bodyslide and BBBJ with a hot girl. LE Penthouse has been around for a while. BBBJ were most definitely not on offer with her, and she said of those girls that did offer this "GFE" service, the fee would be $300. After an initial protest, Ana reluctantly allowed me to take the condom off for a tit wank (though only after warning me that she would charge another $100 if I got any cum on her tits! Those fabulous breasts were too much for me and I came far too quickly. Ana made no offer to continue the service, immediately jumping into the shower before disappearing from the room completely. The receptionist said "see you again" as I was leaving, prompting me to say how disappointed I had been with Ana's coldness and very limited service, but all I got was a lecture on how "BBBJ is unsafe and the customer's health and safety is their top priority". In summary, I felt LE Penthouse was one big ripoff from start to finish. A 30 minute booking just to play with Ana's tits might have been satisfying, but with hindsight I wish I had just stuck to the downtown agencies.

Would not recommend, would not repeat.

Thanks a lot for this review. The Green Board does not allow reviews of Massage places, so exept if asking trough Private Messages, you can't really know much about them. Obviously the pictures are heavily photoshoped but like you I been looking at them and was interested to see someone there, but the whole a la card ymmv thing always turned me away. And you pretty much confirmed my fears. A Standard GFE would bump the price to nearly 400 $, wich is the price you could expect by a well reviewed ans reputed indy, but not a random agency girl with no reviews etc. And it seem at LE Penthouse its not really much of a thing. 100 $ for a COB is ludacris. Thats was included in just about every agency meeting I had. CIM or COF may be extras between 40 and 60 $ but never been charged for a COB. The receptionist lecturing you on BBBJ may just be the cherry on top. She seem to be in the wrong business.

[Jalimon2]

Whinger, great reviews. Thank you for your posts.

Sensation is a new agency on my radar. I'm sure the locals have more knowledge and history with the Montreal agency dynamics. It seems to me that Euphoria, Escorts XO and Vogue have dominated the scene for a few years. A star might pop up at a second tier agency and she gets poached by one of the big three. Of course, some popular girls never leave their second tier agencies.

XO has a new manager and are now out of Merb, which I am not sure is good. Let's see if they hold up. Without Kate and Arielle (still on display but I know Kate stopped and Arielle very rarely works) I am not sure if they should remain in the big 3. We'll see.

Thanks Whinger! I had that Ashley on the radar. She might make me do a comeback to see an SP soon (haven't since Nov 2021).

[WyattEarp]

Whinger, great reviews. Thank you for your posts.

Sensation is a new agency on my radar. I'm sure the locals have more knowledge and history with the Montreal agency dynamics. It seems to me that Euphoria, Escorts XO and Vogue have dominated the scene for a few years. A star might pop up at a second tier agency and she gets poached by one of the big three. Of course, some popular girls never leave their second tier agencies.

[BobKelso954]

Lanah is a great girl, super fun and easy going. Very GFE. Her photo is somewhat glamoured up but she is still very nice, about 8/10. If I wasn't this selfish ID go see her again, but now I want to see someone different haha. Euphoria is easy to deal with. Lanah has a nice flat in Southwest Montreal 5-20 minute walk from my hotel downtown.

[Whinger]

Charlie, Vogue.

Charlie was recommended to me by Celine at Vogue, and she proved to be a very solid provider and I really enjoyed my hour with her. There is a strange debate on the green board about whether Charlie's face is too angular. I did not see the issue at all, and thought she was very beautiful. She is probably mid 20's, and the photos on the Vogue website are accurate; tall and slim, long red hair, small perky tits, and a cute hot student vibe. She was friendly from the outset, greeting me with a warm smile and a kiss, and she looked great in a little black crop top and figure hugging pale blue jeans. After a drink and some small talk, I couldn't wait to get my hands under that crop top, but Charlie disappointed me by asking if she could take a shower. I have no problem with the girls showering on my time after a session, but I must say I was a bit annoyed that she had not arrived freshly showered and it momentarily killed the mood. She was gone for what felt like ages, and worse, when she did finally reappear she was wrapped in a towel with wet hair rather than the sexy lingerie I was imagining her to be changing into. Anyway, things picked up once she started kissing me and the towel came off, and she has a great body. I spent a while tasting her sweet little pussy, then got to work with the baby oil and had a lot of fun playing with her slippery oiled breasts. Charlie's reviews on the green site highlighted her blow job skills, so I decided to let her go to work and I must confess she gives fantastic head. Lots of attention to the shaft and balls, and at times she took me deep, all with a good amount of spitting and saliva. Charlie had told me CIM was an extra $40 and I really wanted to finish in her mouth, so we settled into an extended blow job where I was thrusting hard into her mouth, which she took without complaint. I finally exploded into her mouth for a very satisfying cum, and Charlie sucked my dick until I was spent. I loved that, as some girls rush to the bathroom as soon as you finish to spit out your cum. She took another shower then came out of the bathroom in that sexy top again. Not sure what it was exactly, but god it turned me on. I rarely manage more than one shot nowadays, though, so I was not tempted to extend. Charlie's fee was $250, and apart from my mild annoyance about the two showers, I had a great time with her and she worked hard to please me.

Would recommend, and would repeat.

Ashley, Sensations.

By the time of my booking with Ashley I was running a bit low on stamina, but my goodness, I definitely lucked out in finding her and she was far and away the highlight of my trip. In fact, it was one of the most full on sessions I ever had, and I absolutely adored her. Ashley was about 20 minutes late in arriving in the early hours of the morning, but the booker kept me updated so it was not a problem. When she did arrive, I was blown away. Ashley is a beautiful blonde (facially perhaps a little like Amanda Seyfried), wearing a classy little black dress and pink heels. She greeted me with the widest smile and literally ran into my arms, planting me with the most passionate kisses. And this was before we had even got into the room! She is from British Columbia so we had a nice chat and a wine, then Ashley decided things were moving too slowly and jumped into my lap. More deep kissing, then the dress came off to reveal a trim figure and jaw dropping big natural breasts. She slid down to her knees, took my cock out of my pants, and sucked like an angel while looking up at me with those big eyes. Her tits were just asking to be oiled up, and after the two of us writhed around in a slippery tangle, we got into a vigorous 69. To my eternal regret, my dick failed me and I just could not cum, perhaps because Ashley is so full on that I could not take her vigorous wanking and sucking any more, but I satisfied myself by giving her multiple orgasms. She is absolutely non-stop, and I got a final cum out of her even after time was up and she was intending to go to the bathroom. She made the mistake of kissing me one more time, I slid down to taste her pussy for a last time, and we were off again. I cannot remember ever being kissed so passionately in a session and she a wonderful genuine girl who is kind, sweet and sexy as hell. I had not heard of Sensations and only came across their website by accident, and I am cursing I did not find them sooner. Ashley's fee was $260. Sensations advertise a duo with Ashley and another girl, and I will regret forever that I did not get the chance to experience that. I have my fingers crossed Ashley is still working next year when I plan to return to Montreal.

Would recommend, and would repeat.

[Whinger]

Zoey, Vogue.

Zoey has some quite hostile reviews on the green board, and while I can sort of see why, I must say I had a good time with her. The Vogue website does not make it clear that Zoey is of mixed race African descent, so she is definitely not the white Parisienne girl you might be expecting, but I found her pretty with fine defined cheekbones, nice smile, long dark hair in a pigtail, a slim toned body, and in particular long nipples that are extremely responsive to being sucked. She is very chatty (which I liked), and over a glass of wine I found her strong minded and opinionated (which I also liked). I am guessing this has put off some of the green board members, who complain they found her rude and pushy. Zoey certainly took control of my session. After our drink, she asked if I would like her to change into lingerie (which I certainly did), explaining this would take her 5 to 6 minutes (which it did). She looked so sexy when she emerged from the bathroom wearing a barely there bondage type outfit, and our session quickly got hot and heavy. She gives a terrific wet and sloppy BBBJ, taking time to check I was enjoying it and responding enthusiastically to my request to lick my balls. She was also vocal in telling me exactly how she likes DATY, which was fine by me as I love pleasuring women. I was enjoying our 69 so much that I told her I was happy to keep going with it, but Zoey basically demanded I fuck her and I'm glad she did as FS in cowgirl and doggy was deep and vigorous. Only negative for me was she demanded a ludicrous $100 for CIM. I was so close to the point of no return that I had to agree, but I do think this was wildly excessive. Anyway, I will not not complain too much as she is a very sexy 30-something lady who knows what she wants, is happy to do exactly what you want, and will give you an hour of pure sex. Her fee was $240.

Would recommend, but probably would not repeat as I am more naturally drawn to the pretty young things.

Fay, XO.

Fay is listed as a petite, late 20's American brunette on the XO website, and as I like both petite girls and to have a nice chat, I booked a one hour outcall with her. I had numerous booking hassles with XO on my last visit to Montreal, but everything went smoothly this time and Fay arrived on time (although the XO booker texted me that her fee was "$250 plus $20 taxi plus tip", which I thought was a bit cheeky). Anyway, Fay was lovely. Smartly dressed, pretty, slim with long dark hair, and clearly a very classy lady. She is very clever and lovely to chat with, is well travelled, and seems to be a very successful business woman who just does a small number of shifts with XO which she approaches with enthusiasm and an open mind. She indulged my request to get hot and slippery with my bottle of baby oil with a seductive smile, and we had a great time sliding over each other in between bouts of BBBJ and DATY. I honestly cannot remember how I came and if she offered CIM, but in any case, Fay is the kind of girl who will make you feel good about life, yourself, and the pleasure of hassle free sex.

As with Zoey, I would recommend but personally maybe would not repeat (which I realise shows how shallow I am).