Montreal

[WyattEarp]

Funny, I was recently censored by the big MTL forum. Let's just say they are very touchy about shielding their sponsors from anything that could be deemed as criticism. I wasn't upset. I just thought it was silly.

I've been censored here in another city before. I suspected who the Mod was and he had a definite bias. It's just not worth getting into heated discussions and possibly being banned from a board.

[Studshark]

Hey all,

Sorry for delay in posting report. God damn I am extremely jealous of the local Quebecoise who can sample the treats in Montreal on a regular basis. My life satisfaction would be 100% more happiness if I could meet any of the sweet amazing ladies regularly (once a week or every two weeks). Simply amazing, both in terms of beauty, passion, energy, and sheer breadth of interests (all varieties of girls, all attractive, different sexual interests too, fantastic service generally, and available in so plentiful a number).

FKK is cool but I fell in love with the Montreal scene. Many thanks to everybody for all the suggestions. Cannot wait to go back and revisit Montreal now that I know lay of the land and can save money on different parts.

I got in Wednesday, and was aggressive with bookings Wed-Saturday, Sunday-Wed I was more relaxed and took my time to enjoy the sessions more rather than trying to book as many providers as I thought I could manage in a day.

Consequently, I managed to also remember several years of French schooling and use it effectively, go ice skating, walk probably around 20-30 miles over the week I was there, and check out some free EDM festivals that were happening nearby. Also had some damn good food on the regular..

What a phenomenal report.

[Banana Boi]

I'm not trying to start a Montreal vs. FKK war or anything like that. I'm just sharing my personal perspective. I didn't even know about FKKs when I first found out about Montreal. But once I discovered FKKs, I never returned again to Montreal. Yes, my love of FKKs is that strong. In my opinion, there's simply no comparison.

Like UH, I used to be a regular Montreal visitor up until I found FKK's around 2011. Maybe 6-8 visits per year. Met some absolutely amazing girls some I still keep in touch with. Montreal is also one of my favorite cities in the world in the Summer. I am seriously considering going there this Summer especially with the low Canadian dollar. The problem with Montreal versus a FKK is nice Montreal hotels like LE Crystal, W, Sofitel, Intercontinental are very expensive during the Summer months and you need a bit of luck not getting a horse face show up at your room. With a FKK you get to sit and chat with the girl at length before having a session with her. The girls can be absolutely stunning too. Downfall with a FKK club is there are many sharks but you simply don't have to session with those girls.

[Sedition]

Sedition,

You tried Mae88 in call and stayed at the Hayyat? How far was it from there? I'm going to be in Montreal in Dec and it looks like in going to be staying in old Montreal. Prob at the Palace d'arms. I'm going to be without a vehicle and dependent on walking and taxis or Uber to get around. I'm not looking for an address but a general landmark like a hotel that's near them or restaurants. I too have a thing for Asian ladies. I don't see many in most outcall. Other than Tiffany at Euphoria. So I'm definitely curious about Mae88.

Mae88 gives a street / station landmark (berri and Atwater) as the incall is within a 5-6 minute walk from there. For me from Hyatt I cabbed for Atwater as it was a few miles but berri was within a 20 minute walk. For old Montreal I suspect berri is closer though just on the edge of a 10-30 minute walk depending on location.

[WyattEarp]

IMHO, look for reports from locals as they give unbiased views on the quality and pricing.

For the past couple years, the restaurant section was dominated by a serial stalker of working girls (who very rarely posts anymore) , and a boring midget lawyer who has no taste in food at all.

Best Regards.

Smuler.

Why go to MERB for MTL restaurant reviews? Why not just go to Yelp?

I would fear the DATY aficionados on MERB would be steering all of us to their favorite sushi bar.

[Smuler]

Similar situation with food. The merb forum has an excellent thread about the different restaurants a person can check out between sessions. Everything from Lebanese to South American (Montreal is a foodie city).

IMHO, look for reports from locals as they give unbiased views on the quality and pricing.

For the past couple years, the restaurant section was dominated by a serial stalker of working girls (who very rarely posts anymore) , and a boring midget lawyer who has no taste in food at all.

Best Regards.

Smuler.

[Ektor234]

Sedition,

You tried Mae88 in call and stayed at the Hayyat? How far was it from there? I'm going to be in Montreal in Dec and it looks like in going to be staying in old Montreal. Prob at the Palace d'arms. I'm going to be without a vehicle and dependent on walking and taxis or Uber to get around. I'm not looking for an address but a general landmark like a hotel that's near them or restaurants. I too have a thing for Asian ladies. I don't see many in most outcall. Other than Tiffany at Euphoria. So I'm definitely curious about Mae88.

[Mongerer88]

I think the Montreal Unicorns agency is a good example of a differentiation between a market primarily featuring escorts versus a market such as the German FKKs. In all the thousands of FKK reports, I have never read about fetishes or alternative sexual practices or even sex toys. While most markets with independent escorts, agencies, and girls sharing an apartment will list tremendous details as to what each provider does.

Is there anything available at an FKK other than the same suck and fuck routine from girl after girl, many of which look very similar if most are from Eastern Europe, with the exception that a few offer anal for an upsell?

Similar situation with food. The merb forum has an excellent thread about the different restaurants a person can check out between sessions. Everything from Lebanese to South American (Montreal is a foodie city). Whenever I read the FKK threads, the food buffet selection reminds me of a school cafeteria.

[Mongerer88]

Has anyone tried a tantric massage from a unicorn? If so was it just a massage or was it FS?

The poster Hungry101 on the local board, who goes by a similar handle here, really liked Hannah and commented favorably on her and some of her tantric techniques. It is definitely full service (uncovered if in her mouth, covered if vaginal, and covered if anal, although I understand she is YMMV on anal). She focuses on taking the guy to the brink and then backing off when doing some of her tantric techniques.

But it isn't one of those lame tantric massages where the guy doesn't even cum at the end, or can only cum in her hand, or anything like that. And tantric isn't a required part of her services, from my understanding. It is just one of the many things she offers.

Tantric has never been my thing. But I can usually come twice in an hour if I haven't seen anyone for an hour. So I want to cum quickly for the first one and the second one happens too late to delay it at all. So maybe it will be more appealing if I ever see her relatively soon after seeing someone else and I want to maximize the feeling from one cum. That is my understanding of what guys enjoy from the tantric experience. The more you delay the better it is when it happens. I was in agreement with the editor in a scene from Orange is the New Black when he rejected an idea for an article on techniques to delay the male orgasm. He said, why wouldn't I want to cum, cumming is the whole gaddamn point.

[WyattEarp]

Very valid points from both of you and I do look forward to visiting other places in the world Wyatt (Thailand is looking next on my radar unless I visit Tijuana first).

I need to visit Latin America and Asia any recommendations between them for someone who is non native speaker? I'm brown and have good street smarts but unsure what's accessible.

Many good times are ahead for you Sedition. In my opinion, Thailand is the best Asian destination for the hobby and a great place to visit in its own right. In Latin America, I prefer Rio de Janeiro perhaps the most beautiful city in the world. Brazilian women have amazing, natural curves that even leave their Latin sisters behind (pun alert). Brazilian pros will make you feel like you are with a girlfriend. I don't think language is an important barrier in either country unless you like to have a conversation with every girl you meet.

You obviously do your homework. You can read on about the ongoing Rio vs. Sao Paulo debate. I myself enjoy combining my beach vacation with the hobby. You will also find a small group that prefer Colombia. I'll try to PM you.

[Traveler1170]

Any info on renting women to hang out at clubs for our bachelor party and then back to hotel for extras? What is the rental cost for 4-6 hours?

[Ektor234]

Has anyone tried a tantric massage from a unicorn? If so was it just a massage or was it FS?

[Mongerer88]

Has any of massage parlors in Montreal been shut down? I remember reading about the now current Mayor wanting to shut the down, but I haven't heard any updates since.

According to this thread, yes.

https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread...hlight=Massage

We aren't talking about raids with cops dressed in combat fatigues dragging out and interrogating customers and ladies.

Places get accused of zoning violations and agree to shut down, or new zoning rules are passed and they don't get a new license at the renewal date.

Plus after the "C-36" law, it is simply more risky to operate a known address place with visible advertising where sex occurs. The police haven't pursued the law, but if they do prove that commercial sex transactions occur, the owners could face criminal charges.

So the scene has shifted to outcall, and very discrete incall in condos, hotels and apartments that is invisible to the public.

[BaltiX]

All Montreal hotels are SP friendly. A few have elevator key cards, so you simply have to go to the lobby to meet her. But the hotels do not care who you take up to your room. The last time I stayed at the Intercontinental, there were no elevator key cards, in other words the lady could come straight up to the room without needing to insert a room card.

I don't know why you would fool with a massage parlor with so many reviewed escorts offering outcall (and incall if you want that for some reason). Reviews of massage parlors with a published address are not allowed on the local board if they contain explicit details, and their popularity has declined amongst locals for that reason, and also because the mayor is dedicated to shutting them down through licensing issues. You are better off pursuing the multitude of reviewed escorts.

Has any of massage parlors in Montreal been shut down? I remember reading about the now current Mayor wanting to shut the down, but I haven't heard any updates since.

[Sedition]

Very valid points from both of you and I do look forward to visiting other places in the world Wyatt (Thailand is looking next on my radar unless I visit Tijuana first).

I need to visit Latin America and Asia any recommendations between them for someone who is non native speaker? I'm brown and have good street smarts but unsure what's accessible.

To ultra happy, your points are 100% valid. Going into an FKK now I'd have a 200% better time than I did initially and I did have a few favorites after my three days at sharks I'd likely have repeated with and the social nature of FKK is very valid in terms of better fun. The thing I'd say ID that sometimes menu is nice if you can read online reviews and confirm someone is fun but there is fun to being in an FKK drinking a beer casually sunbathing before going for a session and then showering and repeating I 100% agree.

I need to visit more FKK, only ended up doing Palaces and Sharks.