Montreal

[Guy #2]

Why do you guys recommend Devilish and Girls on Fire? Devislish sent me a skank named Kelly. She was hairy and smelly and bony and disgusting. I felt molested. Girls on Fire sent me Mariannne who looked like an ape with red shit all over her back. She refused to let me have a good look at her back. She was disgusting. These agencies have the skankiest women. Thanks a lot for your recommendation. Next time I'll play with myself.

[Guy #2]

I asked for a girl from montrealhotgirls. They promised to send a hot English girl--Chanel--who is 5 9 and 26. They sent a fat girl who was 5 4 and 22 to my door. She was French and her name was Marianne. I asked the agency why they did the switch and bait on me. The agency asked me to pay the driver $20 for their scam. Then they finally sent Chanel. Turns out she is Hungarian. She took the money $220 and went into the bathroom for 10 minutes. Then she came out and stayed for 15 minutes. Then she got dressed and started leaving. I said what's the problem? She said you had enough time. I called montrealhotgirls.com. They promised to call me back with an explanation--in a hurried voice. Then they disconnected their phone. Then they stop answering. Don't use this service.

[Br8675]

I am going to Montreal in Oct 2007 for a bachelor party. I need help from an insider. We are good people looking for some great times but I have never been there. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Feel free to email me directly.

Looking for...

A driver or an "insider" for the city
The best strip clubs
Private dancers
Private escorts
Private massage services

Just want to have this be a memorable occation for my brother...thx.

[Nabradi]

I am going to Montreal soon for a few days. I will be there in the middle of August.
I cannot use outcall services because I will be staying with relatives.

Can anyone recommend a real GFE incall, preferably an independent ( I dont trust the agencies, they bait and switch). Any race or whatever would do, but I would like someone at least a 7, preferably better, and costing less than $160 Canadian.

Your help would be much appreciated.

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[Phnine]

Kind Butler, please pack my weekend luggage, and reserve the Penthouse Suite at our usual Montreal accommodation. The French Maid will have to hold fort, as I shall embark on a hunting expedition to the fine province of Quebec.

The checkered flag will be waved this weekend, as the Montreal Grand Prix is once again in town. Fortunately for me, this hobbyist snuck in just in the knick of time. It was rather quiet before the barrage of F1 race fans flooded the city streets. Everyone on the street was still trying to figure out whether or not the person next to them was local or apart of the usual foreign bunch. Transition time in Montreal is just the way I like it, a little break before the storm so to speak. Granted, the usual staff is perhaps on leave, but my poutine was greasy, and my meat was still smoked, pun intended of course. All in all, I believe the weekends before any major city event is a true sampling of what the city is usually like on a day to day basis. In any case, luckily for us, the hobby is always constant.

Considering that TERB is still home base for me, I decided to post a query on MERB for my impromptu trip. Thanks to all that have posted and assisted, and you can expect the same hospitality when passing through Toronto. Naturally I thought of the usual bunch of Montreal agencies that come on to TERB and advertise their girls. To my surprise, none of the agencies picked up their phones, and when they did, their roster were booked or not working (I’ll leave their names out). Interesting...right, yeah I thought the same, so I began the infamous board lurk. There is certainly plenty of poon in Toronto. To say that there is more in Montreal, well, we all know this argument is a long one, and all I have to say is that Montreal is known as the mecca for our hobby. So form your own opinions and allow me to digress…

I felt devilish that day. Fittingly so, Mike assured me that Cameron would sufficiently oblige in being devilish with me. He was courteous on the phone, and allowed for multiple call backs and assistance whenever needed. I chose to withhold my handle, and see if customer service would be on par with what I was expecting. Devilish Escorts is a great agency and I would highly suggest them to start posting on TERB, or at least make a little noise to the friendly community down the 401 WEST. If this is not a kick start then I don’t know what is. Perhaps in next year’s poll, I can add agencies that service multiple cities. Who knows…

With the usual pre-hobby routines out of the way, I sat comfortably next to the fireplace watching the cinder slowly burn to a crisp. My feet were a little cramped as I had just bought a pair of brown loafers to accompany my linen coat and chocolate shirt. I glanced at my watch and realized that my date was now late, and I was just about to put a call into the agency when Mike called and notified me that she was waiting downstairs. Because I was in the Presidential Suite, the penthouse level needed card access in order to use the elevator. I dashed accordingly and met her downstairs. I was stunned to find a tall toned athletic brunette, with a French Canadian accent to die for. Her warm smile comforted me as we rode the lift to the top floor. I apologized for the confusion, and she kept repeating, “What do you expect, it is PH.” Referring of course to the floor, and not my handle as I was thrown back for a second. But hey as she said, what do expect but nothing but the best from the old PH.

Business was taken care of and she curled up next to me as we sat and watched the fire burn. The steady flicker of the fire cloaked her in a warm gentle glow. Communication was easy, and conversation progressed naturally. The pictures on the site do not do her justice, and she is much better looking in person. She is a fan of the gym, and keeps herself in very very good shape. Her sense of humour mirrored mine, and this was achieved even with a language barrier. She is a sexual soul that makes sure you are having fun, while she knows she is also on the job, but not letting it show. She enjoys having her music playing, and also insisted on dancing for me. This coupled with an intense teasing massage, made for an unforgettable evening. The usual alphabet soup of acronyms were fulfilled (DFK, DATY, BBBJ, FS). I enjoyed my time with Cameron, and would recommend her to anyone passing through our friendly city to the east. My hats off to Mike and the whole Devilish staff for making my trip to Montreal a great one. Only if we could have more French Canadian beauties like this one in our fine city, but that would just be asking for too much.

As for the other nights, well I will have more time later to fill in the rest. Until then as usual, happy hunting and enjoy the weather folks.

[AsiaTraveler2]

Hi to everyone,

Maybe my english is not so good, or I don't understand that whole escort business. On every escort homepage I can read the information that the price by hour is for companionship only. Does that mean it is only for have the lady one hour here with me?

So do I have to pay every other service extra?

You should know, I come actually from an other continent. There is that whole business a little bid easier.

Thanks for your help!

Regards MaZeParadise

The escort rates cover the hour or two, that the lady spends with you. I hear some girls do ask extra for anal, but that's not my thing, so I can't say for sure. The rate does include FS, but anything extra really depends on the girl and how she feels about you. That's why most experiences are YMMV (Your mileage may vary), since there are so many variables (her personality, your personality, the agencies policies, how busy she is, day of the month, etc.). The rates are generally between $160 and $180. Since LE is not as aggressive, the atmosphere is more laid back. At times, though, it is clear that the appointments are too close together and the girls are obviously in a hurry to get to the next Joe.

The most frequently mentioned agencies in Montreal are Devilish, Xxxtase, Asservisante, Eleganza, Candy's Delights, Prime Time, and Celine's Fantasies. On the high end, you have FKS. I have tried them all, and can't say there's a major difference between them all. They all have their strengths and weaknesses. It is hard to book in advance in general. I don't get the feeling that the agencies have much control over the girls. The girls work when they want to work, and the agencies just cross their fingers. The girls seem to move from agency to agency.

A lot will depend on the girl and if you strike up some connection.

Good luck!
AT2

[Maze Paradise]

Hi to everyone,

Maybe my english is not so good, or I don't understand that whole escort business. On every escort homepage I can read the information that the price by hour is for companionship only. Does that mean it is only for have the lady one hour here with me?

So do I have to pay every other service extra?

You should know, I come actually from an other continent. There is that whole business a little bid easier.

Thanks for your help!

Regards MaZeParadise

[K Gordy]

IMHO you can only call "SHILL" to a bogus review not to suggestion of an agency.

Brown

How can you NOT be a SHILL for an agency? If you're an employee of an agency or have a financial interest in an agency, you are then a shill.

You can NEVER trust reports for any montreal agency.

You swear by reading all those reports, you're always going to get the perfect girl that are all GFE's.

[Mr Brown]

Mr Brown,

Like I said I hope I'm wrong. Time will tell. I'm sorry, but I'm real sceptical when it comes to information about the Montreal scene. There's so little reliable and objective info. The agencies and their friends do a great job hitting all the known websites and my guess is that they are running some of the other websites. It's so obvious, because they will not allow anything negative said.

For you newbies or first timers to Montreal, if you come across other boards/reviews, watch for the following. Over the top glowing reviews, similar writing style by all reviewers, little or no negative reviews, Comments like GFE, PSE, Gem, 10/10/10, Best ever, Bravo, thrown all over the review and finally names of the owners/managers like long lost friends. You can't get 9 out of 10 guys agree on anything, but there it's the norm. Be careful.

Just my opinion.

AT2

Well, I just dont know what to say, I think you should be more concern about the lack of participation in the montreal section, Why dont we let Jackson to be the "Shill Police". IMHO you can only call "SHILL" to a bogus review not to suggestion of an agency.

Now, I have scheduled a visit to montreal in one wks, I will re-consider posting a review provided AT2 keeps his comments to himself.

Brown

[AsiaTraveler2]

Well, you are wrong. I am merely giving my opinion and sharing my experiences. I never heard of stellasgirls.com or montrealorientalescorts.com, that’s why I assumed they were be&S.

I saw 5 girls from Montrealxxtase 4 of them were GFE's (Pamela was a PSE). Hence, I stand by my statement.

Mr Brown,

Like I said I hope I'm wrong. Time will tell. I'm sorry, but I'm real sceptical when it comes to information about the Montreal scene. There's so little reliable and objective info. The agencies and their friends do a great job hitting all the known websites and my guess is that they are running some of the other websites. It's so obvious, because they will not allow anything negative said.

For you newbies or first timers to Montreal, if you come across other boards/reviews, watch for the following. Over the top glowing reviews, similar writing style by all reviewers, little or no negative reviews, Comments like GFE, PSE, Gem, 10/10/10, Best ever, Bravo, thrown all over the review and finally names of the owners/managers like long lost friends. You can't get 9 out of 10 guys agree on anything, but there it's the norm. Be careful.

Just my opinion.

AT2

[Mr Brown]

I hope I'm wrong, but I do smell a shill. Montreal XXtase is ok. The pics are generally valid pics, but to say most are GFE is not accurate. Some are good, some are average and some are below average. Expect the same success ratio you have with most escort agencies, and you won't be disappointed.

I do not want to see this thread turn into another of those Canadian Shill and good old boy infested boards, where you cannot trust any of the info.

AT2

Well, you are wrong. I am merely giving my opinion and sharing my experiences. I never heard of stellasgirls.com or montrealorientalescorts.com, that’s why I assumed they were be&S.

I saw 5 girls from Montrealxxtase 4 of them were GFE's (Pamela was a PSE). Hence, I stand by my statement.

[AsiaTraveler2]

Next time try montrealxxtase.com, the pics are 100% real and the girls are GFE (most of them )

I hope I'm wrong, but I do smell a shill. Montreal XXtase is ok. The pics are generally valid pics, but to say most are GFE is not accurate. Some are good, some are average and some are below average. Expect the same success ratio you have with most escort agencies, and you won't be disappointed.

I do not want to see this thread turn into another of those Canadian Shill and good old boy infested boards, where you cannot trust any of the info.

AT2

[Mr Brown]

did the awful mistake of ordering in while puntering in montreal. my first purchase was nicolette of www.stellasgirls.com. her pictures are fake, she is fat and flabby and her skin is really bad. she seemed like she had been doing coke or speed and everything was very mechanical. as i was too disgusted to fuck her, i wound up having her give me a bbbj, but no cim allowed. the best moment of that night when she dragged her saggy ass out of my hotel room.

the following night i decided to give montreal's escorts a second chance. i called lee from www.montrealorientalescorts.com/lee.htm. on the webpage whe looked really pretty. well, again, the picture is a fake. furthermore, lee is a filipina, not a chinese as stated on the site.

if that would have been the only problem with lee, i would have been happy. however, it turns out that lee has crooked eyes, a flat ass, saggy tits and really bad skin. on top of that, her face is not by any means pretty. she's larry flint's evil twin porno edition of the hunchback of notre dame.

and my standards aren't even that high!

next time try montrealxxtase.com, the pics are 100% real and the girls are gfe (most of them )

[Alesato]

did the awful mistake of ordering in while puntering in montreal. my first purchase was nicolette of www.stellasgirls.com. her pictures are fake, she is fat and flabby and her skin is really bad. she seemed like she had been doing coke or speed and everything was very mechanical. as i was too disgusted to fuck her, i wound up having her give me a bbbj, but no cim allowed. the best moment of that night when she dragged her saggy ass out of my hotel room.

the following night i decided to give montreal's escorts a second chance. i called lee from www.montrealorientalescorts.com/lee.htm. on the webpage whe looked really pretty. well, again, the picture is a fake. furthermore, lee is a filipina, not a chinese as stated on the site.

if that would have been the only problem with lee, i would have been happy. however, it turns out that lee has crooked eyes, a flat ass, saggy tits and really bad skin. on top of that, her face is not by any means pretty. she's larry flint's evil twin porno edition of the hunchback of notre dame.

and my standards aren't even that high!