Smooci Advertiser Thread

[ColinBakerKing]

I have one lined up for next week with 2 girls from an agency I've never tried before (Pure Bangkok) so will let you know how that goes too.

The girls were Kaly and Jubilee from Pure Bangkok. Individual service was OK but duo service was a 3/10 at best. A little bit of pretend kissing which was clearly scripted, one played with the others' breasts while I was underneath but that's about it. Both quite a bit heavier than their photos and Jubilee a lot taller than the profile (I like my girls short so that wasn't good for me). WIR? No.

Previously tried Julie and Priya from BangkokEscort.com and no joy there either.

Still searching for a good 3 some.

[Syzygies]

I think this is primarily because there is a number of mongers of "questionable taste" that come to places like Thailand looking for girls of (shall we say) "questionable age". Some just go for it, but others are afraid to actually go there and so they want the lady to still be a 18/19. Thai ladies look young for their age, so this works out for them, but not necessarily for those of us that like ladies with a few extra years of experience. My personal sweet spot is late 20's through early 30's.

BD.

Yes good points. Likewise I am preferring girls 25 to 35. We have many age obsessed ISGers. Maybe its something Psychological for them. I prefer face looks in good condition with experience. For body, the shape matters, so don't like silicone shape that much. I can't see the relevance of age if the face has not gone wrinkled or blotchy and figure is good. Girls aged just 20 can already have a destroyed figure from babies and eating junk. I have a regular aged 39. Not a problem. Her body is great, her pussy is so nice, her face just fine (slight acne no worries). I don't find any perfect girls anywhere of any age.

We probably have to learn to ignore quoted ages. Cup sizes could be questionable too, and waist measures etc. Any of the data could be old.

Girls with no baby somehow seem to have far worse performance on the bed on average for me. So I only managed a small percentage of regulars with no baby. Perhaps this would not apply to Escorts. Hopefully they are not dick scared.

[BMoreDog69]

I think this is primarily because there is a number of mongers of "questionable taste" that come to places like Thailand looking for girls of (shall we say) "questionable age". Some just go for it, but others are afraid to actually go there and so they want the lady to still be a 18/19. Thai ladies look young for their age, so this works out for them, but not necessarily for those of us that like ladies with a few extra years of experience. My personal sweet spot is late 20's through early 30's.

BD.

Doesn't this apply to all Escort bookings? That is also the number one thing keeping me away from escorts in general, just inability to see what the real girl looks like and be sure she is all natural, without ugly nose and tits jobs.

What percentage of Escorts are naturally stunning to a really picky guy like me? I think could be 5% to 15% but not good odds, if the pics are not realistic, and can't see the body properly.

I also don't understand why Smooci is using false ages.
https://www.stickmanbangkok.com/week...ngkok-escorts/ That was 4 years ago. She stated she was 18. I suppose its possible she was less than 18 and lying.

[Syzygies]

Unless you like to bury your face down there for 30 mins or more and non stop tongue wriggling or lip popping.

Actually the tongue is incredibly strong relative to its size and does not tire really at all. I can do 30 minutes of DATY tongue flicking and trilling, as long as can get enough air to breath. Could get a stiff neck though. Difficult if have a blocked nose and have to take gulps of air from the mouth. BBBJ with DT is I am sure far more challenging and tiring (without having tried it of course).

One can imagine that BJ shop girls never / hardly have an interest to give a BJ once they retire. Absolutely over it, even if they have acquired BJ stamina.

[Syzygies]

The only reason I don't use Smooci, because I know I will be disappointed when she will arrive, no matter how much I keep my expectations low.

Doesn't this apply to all Escort bookings? That is also the number one thing keeping me away from escorts in general, just inability to see what the real girl looks like and be sure she is all natural, without ugly nose and tits jobs.

What percentage of Escorts are naturally stunning to a really picky guy like me? I think could be 5% to 15% but not good odds, if the pics are not realistic, and can't see the body properly.

I also don't understand why Smooci is using false ages.
https://www.stickmanbangkok.com/week...ngkok-escorts/ That was 4 years ago. She stated she was 18. I suppose its possible she was less than 18 and lying.

https://smooci.com/escorts/y8RXGAppears to be the same Nelly, but why would they say she is 20? Or am I wrong and its a different Nelly that just looks so similar? Ha ha.

Someone is lying, but why?

More Nelly pics: shopped a bit I guess. https://purebangkokescorts.com/girls/nelly/This site says 19 YO.

She is a very nice looking girl to me. I don't actually care if she is 22 or so.

Do web sites fail to keep ages up to date, and info could be very old?

[BestTimeEver]

It's always good to see a new user posting such a great report.

Thanks man! Seems like we share some of our views.

2. For god's sake, suspend profiles if they get 30-40% of fake pic reviews. And don't lift the suspension, till they upload new set of images.

Just curious, as I did not see many fake pic reviews at all earlier this week: have you seen many and when was this? Some time ago? Could the situation have changed in the meantime? Or is there a difference in reliability between agency and independent girls? The latter perhaps being more reliable? Just speculating of course.

The only reason I don't use Smooci, because I know I will be disappointed when she will arrive, no matter how much I keep my expectations low.

Sorry to hear but no worries man! There are soooo many other options in BKK if this one does not work for you! On the other hand, I hope that I can prove you wrong in my upcoming trip. Actually, I had my Best Time Ever in a previous trip via smooci! I already wrote a review about that, but will be posting it once I'm sure it will not hurt my chances on a great repeat LOL (just in case the lady involved is reading along).

[Gargano19]

Hereby a general but detailed perspective of Smooci, the platform that I have used a few times in the past and intend to use again soon. See the website https://smooci.com for how it works, it is easy enough so I will not go through the basics. I like the concept, as the rating system seems to give an extra incentive to the girls to perform well. And generally I can assume that the posted profiles are real, there are not many fakes. The reviews on smooci rarely state that the actual girl showing up is different than advertised. I've only seen a few statements like that. More often the reviews state that the girl is older than in the pictures. So I guess smooci has to implement a way for punters to indicate aging in their review or when verifying the photos.

My premium account lasts for a month, because I wanted to prepare for my upcoming trip. Though premium is interesting, I think it is not worth the 25 USD for the full month. Premium clients can read the reviews, but these are either very good (and perhaps fake) or very bad. And for very bad reviews, we don't know whether the girl is lazy or perhaps the client was acting stupid (making the girl doing a rush job because she wants to run out). The reviews are typically too short for that, only a few lines. So me, the average Smooci rating gives the same information as scanning the reviews.

One additional premium functionality is that one can book 1 hour sessions. To me this is a bit stupid to do, as the price difference between 1 and 2 hours is often small. I can only think of this being useful, if your wife is out for shopping and might return in 1. 5 hours. The single real advantage of being a premium client, is seeing offline girls and earmark favorites. Normal clients can only see the online clients and don't have a complete overview of all girls. Seeing offline girls helps in preparing for your trip and select possible candidates. But if you have sufficient time for research before your trip, then the result will be just as good if you maintain a list yourself. Just requires browsing online Smooci girls a few times on the right moments of the day.

It's always good to see a new user posting such a great report. I have used smooci a lot in past (not much now). And I can't agree more with most of your points.

1. The booking system needs to be more anonymous, some even call the hotel to confirm the booking for the name.

2. Benefits of premium account. I think premium account is pretty useless. Other than messaging offline independent girls, there is no great feature for premium users. I think Smooci team realized it, that's why 100 b off for 1 h booking. But still difference between 1 and 2 hours booking is so short, I see no point of 1 h booking. They should increase the off amount like you suggested.

Also few things, I think I said it before. Their verified age feature is broke af. How many times I have booked someone, whose profile said age 23 (with that badge "verified age") and when I asked the girl, she said that her age is 27-29. Now why would she lie about it.

I think this whole "age lock by identify card" feature is pure bullshit.

Also, they need to do something about pics. They are sooo fake. Here are few solutions:

1. Ask agency or girl to upload new set of pics every 3-6 months. This will show the weight gain or any face acne.

2. For god's sake, suspend profiles if they get 30-40% of fake pic reviews. And don't lift the suspension, till they upload new set of images.

The only reason I don't use Smooci, because I know I will be disappointed when she will arrive, no matter how much I keep my expectations low.

[BestTimeEver]

Not sure why you assay "a bit off". Some may be shopped of course.

Note sure myself either haha. Somehow my senses are signalling something here, hence my question if someone has an experience with her. To me she indeed does not look fully Thai either, and the look she has (on the photo with her name tag) is to me very similar as for many girls in the London escort scene. For example, not saying that this is the same girl: https://www.babylongirls.co.uk/escor...ous-paige.html.

The photo with her in the white dress and with Thai characters in the back is perhaps the Thai girl that will come to your door, but this is not the most attractive for me (in the face). Red bikini is doing more for me, and may well be Thai. For the rest, no idea how you count 1, 4 and 3 LOL.

[Syzygies]

I know that I have stated in my earlier review that there are not many fake profiles on smooci. But the smooci photos of Juney from the MyPrincessBangkok agency seem just a bit off to me.
https://www.myprincessbangkok.com/princesses/juney/

Not sure why you assay "a bit off". Some may be shopped of course.

The photos are a bit varied. Dare I suggest that 1st, 4th and 3rd pics are likely to be the most realistic. Not sure if she has full Thai blood, as looks slightly mixed race but could be southern Thai or Buriram type of girl. Not really to my taste but we all like different things. I like a smaller face more delicate look.

[Franciscass]

If feel unsafe with the escorts having all our details, then use agency, as there is always some thing to fall back.

Still better than a "person" holding our details for future unforeseen situation.

I wouldn't want "someone" suddenly unexpectedly come knocking at my door when I'm well asleep.

I always use agencies.

I always meet an escort in the lobby to avoid issues in the room if there is a bait and switch or the girls profile is too far off so I suppose you could use an alias when making the booking although the hotel will know who you are.

[BestTimeEver]

I know that I have stated in my earlier review that there are not many fake profiles on smooci. But the smooci photos of Juney from the MyPrincessBangkok agency seem just a bit off to me. And MyPrincessBangkok does not show Juney on their gallery, although she can be found by manually typing the web address. Plus, almost all reviews on smooci are extremely positive one-liners, which screams fake to me. The only one negative smooci review (with the lowest rating) just states 'fucked'. Well, I guess the guy was asking for it! LOL.

On the other hand, all photos are verified. And for me she is extremely hot, so I really hope I'm very wrong and Juney is 100% real (plus or minus silies). Did someone here book Juney? Any experiences?

https://www.myprincessbangkok.com/princesses/juney/

[BestTimeEver]

Hereby a general but detailed perspective of Smooci, the platform that I have used a few times in the past and intend to use again soon. See the website https://smooci.com for how it works, it is easy enough so I will not go through the basics. I like the concept, as the rating system seems to give an extra incentive to the girls to perform well. And generally I can assume that the posted profiles are real, there are not many fakes. The reviews on smooci rarely state that the actual girl showing up is different than advertised. I've only seen a few statements like that. More often the reviews state that the girl is older than in the pictures. So I guess smooci has to implement a way for punters to indicate aging in their review or when verifying the photos.

I've subscribed as a premium client (with bitcoin, for the anonimity). There is no reference to Smooci in my blockchain wallet. So anyone with access to my wallet can not see what it is for. Visa is also available as payment method (I think they use the description 'SMO-TECH' in the transfer statement). But I didn't want Smooci payment agent to have my credit card and real name. If only for the case they get hacked and these details become publicly available. Best to keep the number of non-anonymous contact points as low as possible.

My premium account lasts for a month, because I wanted to prepare for my upcoming trip. Though premium is interesting, I think it is not worth the 25 USD for the full month. Premium clients can read the reviews, but these are either very good (and perhaps fake) or very bad. And for very bad reviews, we don't know whether the girl is lazy or perhaps the client was acting stupid (making the girl doing a rush job because she wants to run out). The reviews are typically too short for that, only a few lines. So me, the average Smooci rating gives the same information as scanning the reviews.

One additional premium functionality is that one can book 1 hour sessions. To me this is a bit stupid to do, as the price difference between 1 and 2 hours is often small. I can only think of this being useful, if your wife is out for shopping and might return in 1. 5 hours. The single real advantage of being a premium client, is seeing offline girls and earmark favorites. Normal clients can only see the online clients and don't have a complete overview of all girls. Seeing offline girls helps in preparing for your trip and select possible candidates. But if you have sufficient time for research before your trip, then the result will be just as good if you maintain a list yourself. Just requires browsing online Smooci girls a few times on the right moments of the day.

Note that there are a few other premium features mentioned on the website, but these just don't seem benefits to me. Rather nice to haves. For instance: a 100 baht discount on each session does not work in my view, say from 3000 to 2900 bht, as most punters will end up rounding back up anyway. The discount should be larger than that (around 500 bht would be nice). My conclusion on the premium account: only buy this if you want to prepare for your trip. And if that is the case, then the shortest subscription period (3 days for 10 USD) is enough to make up your mind and set up a to-do list.

It seems that Smooci is optimising the platform for users that want to book at that instance. Not really made for users who are preparing for a future trip and don't want to book yet. For example, one does not have the option to select all escorts, irrespective of whether they are online or offline. Similarly, one can only use the filters for online escorts, not for offline or favorite escorts. Both functionalities would make preparing for a future trip easier.

By the way, I find it interesting that the Absolute Angels agency advertises with banners on ISG, but does not register their escorts on the Smooci platform. A big pitty, because for me Absolute Angels seems to have the most attractive talent (or the best website LOL). Perhaps that is also why they don't need smooci.

Last thing: One question to you guys about anonymity (applicable to 99% of outcall escort services, not only to smooci). When inviting the lady to our hotel, we need to give our name (as registered with the hotel, so likely our real name) and room number. Do you know any way to make sure that we remain fully anonymous in this process? But preferably not involving a cheap ST hotel? Should we develop a blockchain solution for this? LOL (Smooci developers, who must be reading this thread as well: just PM if you want to hire me? LOL).

[Tiandihui]

What is Smooci policy on how escorts use the client info gathered during a booking? When the escort gets a booking, she gets the details of the booking: client name, name of hotel, room number, date and time of the booking, service contracted by client (how long, extras, etc) and amount to be paid. Do you set any obligations with regards to the use of this information by the escort?

If feel unsafe with the escorts having all our details, then use agency, as there is always some thing to fall back.

Still better than a "person" holding our details for future unforeseen situation.

I wouldn't want "someone" suddenly unexpectedly come knocking at my door when I'm well asleep.

I always use agencies.

[Gigi Buffon]

What is Smooci policy on how escorts use the client info gathered during a booking? When the escort gets a booking, she gets the details of the booking: client name, name of hotel, room number, date and time of the booking, service contracted by client (how long, extras, etc) and amount to be paid. Do you set any obligations with regards to the use of this information by the escort?

[Gigi Buffon]

Also, has anyone seen the girl Sea? Or have any recommendations for ten of ten stunners with no limit for spending? Also, what does Travel or Guide mean?

Travel or Guide means that the lady is open to travel with you within Thailand and many also do it within Asia, mainly to countries where no visa is required for Thais. Guide means that they can serve as a tourist guide, if you want to do some sightseeing in BKK.