Smooci Advertiser Thread

[Gus69]

I arrive in BKK in about 10 days time and I am spending a couple of days staying in the lower Suk before going to Hua Hin.

Many of the girls on Smooci look gorgeous but Photoshop may have helped in that department.

Would BMs recommend I take out the 3 day Premium membership of Smooci to increase the chance of getting the right girl and service levels for my needs?

[Member #4591]

I booked Venus on Smooci. She is listed with My Princess Bangkok and New Bangkok escorts. Photos attached from both their sites and both linking to Smooci. I'm sure this is the same agency with two sites and two different names. Her rating was 3. 2 or 3. 8 and normally this might be a red flag but I'm normally good with these types of girls. This was my 3rd time booking through Smooci and the service this time was excellent. The agency called me 3 times and also confirmed by SMS multiple times. When Venus arrived, I was happy with her looks and body. After a shared shower we moved to the bed. Shower was mechanical with no BJ, she just cleaned me up. Warning sign. We spoke together in Thai and then she started giving me a BBBJ, asking me before if I wanted condom or not. This didn't last too long as I wanted to taste that nice pussy. I flipped her over and tried all my techniques but she would not cum. At one point I thought she was almost there but I think it was some bad acting. After giving up, I moved to enter her in mish after being reminded of the comdom multiple times. I use a Japanese brand in a silver box with 003 written on the box with black letters. They are very thin as I can't cum with other brands. After putting on the condom, I tried to enter her but she stopped me. She started inspecting the condom from top to bottom. This lasted for a good 5 minutes, which really ruined the mood. Mish position was getting boring as I was just turned off by the condom fiasco so I flipped her over and really fucked her hard in doggy until finish. The two hours was no where near up but she wanted to go and I let her. Now I understand why her rating was lower than most of the girls. Mechanical, worried, and never stays the full session. Girls can be cautious about condoms and such, this is no problem. But when we call an escort, we want the session to be enjoyable and we want the girl to at least pretend she's having a good time and enjoys her job. There are ways to do this kind of stuff and still make the customer feel like you enjoy your job. On a side note. This girl was so serious and uptight, she asked me to book her a taxi on Grab. As I booked the taxi I said please wait as no driver has answered yet. After I booked the taxi, 2 showed up asking for me downstairs. She had also booked one without saying. Just happy to get her out. Damage was 3,000 Baht. No tip. Must pay before the session begins.

[SamSydney1980]

Thanks Buddy. I could not find much info on her on this thread except for a report by Sammy1968 a few pages back on this thread where he has reviewed a few girls.

There was a report about her sometime back, I tried finding but couldn't get it.

I remember, it was reported she looked much older than her picture and performance was average. FYI, she is available on Smooci from a long time and if you want to more about her reviews from actual customers, feel free to get Smooci VIP / Premium subscription.

Enjoy!

[SamSydney1980]

Thanks mate. Appreciate your response.

Sorry my PM is not active, so I will answer your question here about Colina, if I may.

I just had my second session with her through Smooci. To be honest, when I saw her for the first time, I was little disappointed as she didn't look like her photos, then which Thai working girl does? She is probably not the prettiest girl in town but she has an amazing attitude towards making you, the customer as happy as possible. Her techniques are flawless and her massage between the sessions are professional quality. Her English is more than adequate and within minutes of meeting her, you will feel like you are with an old friend. I recommend her very highly but then again YMMV.

[Skywards747]

Has anyone tried Colina from Elite Bangkok Escorts. She's available through Smooci. Any info on her would be greatly appreciated.

My PM is active.

Cheers. Sam.

Sorry my PM is not active, so I will answer your question here about Colina, if I may.

I just had my second session with her through Smooci. To be honest, when I saw her for the first time, I was little disappointed as she didn't look like her photos, then which Thai working girl does? She is probably not the prettiest girl in town but she has an amazing attitude towards making you, the customer as happy as possible. Her techniques are flawless and her massage between the sessions are professional quality. Her English is more than adequate and within minutes of meeting her, you will feel like you are with an old friend. I recommend her very highly but then again YMMV.

[MusicalToM]

Has anyone tried Colina from Elite Bangkok Escorts. She's available through Smooci. Any info on her would be greatly appreciated.

My PM is active.

Cheers. Sam.

There was a report about her sometime back, I tried finding but couldn't get it.

I remember, it was reported she looked much older than her picture and performance was average. FYI, she is available on Smooci from a long time and if you want to more about her reviews from actual customers, feel free to get Smooci VIP / Premium subscription.

Enjoy!

[Tiandihui]

I think you guys don't quite understand. This is the Smooci Advertiser thread. It is intended for questions or comments about how the Smooci booking system works. It's not about MPs, Pattaya, pornstars looks, or whether stunners or plain girls provide better service, or even about particular girls, who just happened to be available through Smoochi at some point. There is also an Escorts thread for girl information or questions. Smooci is here to facilitate booking girls in a short time frame. So please don't fill this thread with other random topics. Make comments about Smooci or ask questions about Smooci for the people who run Smooci to answer.

So it's about facilitating Escort Bookings, through Smooci, or compare Smooci pros and cons to other ways. There I lost count of how many times I mentioned Smooci to try to make it sink in.

O.K. We all know guys go off on tangents at times, but try to be reasonably relevant. This thread, unlike some others, has a very specific topic.

Exactly mate.

[Syzygies]

Wondering what the experts here recommend in terms of non-soapy massage parlors in Pattaya? It seems all the research for Pattaya recommends the same 4-5 soapy parlors in Pattaya. Are there any parlors akin to something like Honey Bee Massage in Bangkok? Or is the standard m-o just to go into any oil massage and ask for more services during the massage?

I think you guys don't quite understand. This is the Smooci Advertiser thread. It is intended for questions or comments about how the Smooci booking system works. It's not about MPs, Pattaya, pornstars looks, or whether stunners or plain girls provide better service, or even about particular girls, who just happened to be available through Smoochi at some point. There is also an Escorts thread for girl information or questions. Smooci is here to facilitate booking girls in a short time frame. So please don't fill this thread with other random topics. Make comments about Smooci or ask questions about Smooci for the people who run Smooci to answer.

So it's about facilitating Escort Bookings, through Smooci, or compare Smooci pros and cons to other ways. There I lost count of how many times I mentioned Smooci to try to make it sink in.

O.K. We all know guys go off on tangents at times, but try to be reasonably relevant. This thread, unlike some others, has a very specific topic.

[SamSydney1980]

Has anyone tried Colina from Elite Bangkok Escorts. She's available through Smooci. Any info on her would be greatly appreciated.

My PM is active.

Cheers. Sam.

[TheManMan]

Wondering what the experts here recommend in terms of non-soapy massage parlors in Pattaya? It seems all the research for Pattaya recommends the same 4-5 soapy parlors in Pattaya. Are there any parlors akin to something like Honey Bee Massage in Bangkok? Or is the standard m-o just to go into any oil massage and ask for more services during the massage?

I'm planning on staying in Blue Sky Hotel for its proximity to the soapy's, but I'm wondering if there's a better location for clusters of parlors and what not?

[Tiandihui]

I reluctantly agree: I am still (foolishly) very influenced by the looks but experience has taught me a different lesson. For example the least good looking (but still attractive) girl I have fucked in Istanbul was awesome at making me come.

Sadly to say, many real adults are still blinded by the fantasy they got from online sexy pics and porn vidz.

Go see those porn stars or celebrities without make up or minimum make up, they are no difference from the plain Jane on the streets.

[Dion Cassius]

Totally agreed with you mate.

I reluctantly agree: I am still (foolishly) very influenced by the looks but experience has taught me a different lesson. For example the least good looking (but still attractive) girl I have fucked in Istanbul was awesome at making me come.

[Tiandihui]

Women always try to look their best, even when you meet them in person. That's what make-up and push-up bras are for.

This is something only for the inexperienced guys to be upset about. Because when you are inexperienced with women, then you are still very experienced with looking at women in porn and in other ways. And that's why looks are so important for the inexperienced guy.

But once you get to know a good number of women in bed, then you get to know these women with your hands, your body, your mouth, and your cock. Sex is more about touching and feeling, than looking. Most of your pleasure comes from touching the lady and banging her with your cock, rather than from looking at her. The lady's looks play a role too. But they definitely aren't the only source of pleasure anymore, when you are nailing her.

I can say from my own experience that I've learned to like a much wider range in women's looks, after I got to know a good number of women with my cock and not just with my eyes..

Totally agreed with you mate.

[Dan7373]

I use Smocci about 10 times in the past. Most time the photos of the girls are old or photoshoped, but the session with the girls were most time good.

Women always try to look their best, even when you meet them in person. That's what make-up and push-up bras are for.

This is something only for the inexperienced guys to be upset about. Because when you are inexperienced with women, then you are still very experienced with looking at women in porn and in other ways. And that's why looks are so important for the inexperienced guy.

But once you get to know a good number of women in bed, then you get to know these women with your hands, your body, your mouth, and your cock. Sex is more about touching and feeling, than looking. Most of your pleasure comes from touching the lady and banging her with your cock, rather than from looking at her. The lady's looks play a role too. But they definitely aren't the only source of pleasure anymore, when you are nailing her.

I can say from my own experience that I've learned to like a much wider range in women's looks, after I got to know a good number of women with my cock and not just with my eyes.

The lady might not look like much at first. But you can get to like her with your hands, your mouth, and cock so much, that you'll be coming back to nail her again and again.

And that's what I gather has happened to you. You've kept coming back to Smoocci 10 times. And now you feel that most of your sessions with these ladies were good.

Looks aren't everything. How the lady feels in your arms, with her nipple inside your mouth, and with your cock inside her pussy is important too.

[Tiandihui]

I use Smocci about 10 times in the past. Most time the photos of the girls are old or photoshoped, but the session with the girls were most time good.

How can we as normal people expect a lady to be exactly the same as the pic shown in the site.

- All celebrities look 20-30% from their real person with make up and those cover pic for magazine.

- Most escorts take studio pic with pro make up artists hairstylist. Expect the same for every bookings? .

- ever see those net idol when they doing their stunts and when they are off set but still with make up (they look different too).