Smooci Advertiser Thread

[ChoduMadan]

My Smooci Experience.

Patty / New Bangkok Escorts.

She was a total time waste, not willingly doing anything, had to turn her out.

Hillary, She was ok, willing to do but not involved was Ok.

Had Manaw arrived on time with a smiling face, had a super 2 hours with her, open to all services with enthusiasm and full of energy, highly recommended.

[Zam007]

Hi,

It looks like Chita is no longer listed with Smooci. Does anyone here had any experience with her recently?

Maybe she's not working when you want.

https://vipescortsbangkok.com/model/chita/

[SadGuru]

Hi,

It looks like Chita is no longer listed with Smooci. Does anyone here had any experience with her recently?

[MissionAsia]

Damage: 5,000.

Provider: Fawn.

Looks: 3/5.

Body: 3.5/5.

Service: 4/5.

WIR: no. I prefer slightly younger girls.

I was feeling a little lazy and decided to book a girl on smooci. Fawn arrived a little bit early, which I'm not a fan of. She looks way older than her photos, maybe 10+ years, but she definitely knows how to get a guy going. And with the lights low, and late at night, that's all you really need.

After a few minutes of small talk and glass of water, we went to the bedroom and she turned on the PSE big time. Rimming, blowjob, and she got really wet. Her body is still pretty nice, but definitely photoshoped in the pics. Highlights include her bouncing on me like a madwoman with her tits jiggling around, a nice PSE blowjob, and some real good hard doggy with hair pulling to finish.

I didn't feel like going a second time, so we cleaned up and she headed out. All in about 45 minutes.

[Goferring]

She's a bit of a klutz, she spilled the oil all over the floor and when she left she forgot her cell phone. But who cares?

Oldest trick in the book, if she found the session worthwhile and would like a repeat: "Sorry, I left my phone / makeup / earrings. Is there anything else you would like while I'm back here. 😉 ".

Good to hear you enjoyed yourself.

G.

[DanCee]

Normally I go for oily massages, but with the restrictions in place, I decided to move to escorts.

I found Weeny on smooci.com and booked her through her agency New Bangkok Escort.

At the appointed time, the agency informed me that Weeny would be 20 minutes late. Sure enough, she was 35 minutes late.

I went to shower first, and when she came out of the shower she was wearing the sexy lingerie that is in one of her pictures. It was very sexy!

She looks exactly like her pictures. As far as I can tell, the age is correct, certainly the height is. I didn't weigh her but she is as slim as promised, with a pretty well done boob job. She is a bit shy at first, and her English seems rather limited. But I didn't pay her to make small talk.

In summary, she is pretty, not much personality, but a specialist of blowjob and handjob and of course fucking, with the sexy lingerie a huge turn-on. I would recommend. I could repeat eventually, but maybe not immediately. I tipped her an extra 500 Baht.

She's a bit of a klutz, she spilled the oil all over the floor and when she left she forgot her cell phone. But who cares?

Nice report Eric. Nice to see someone having fun and sharing comments with the board which is, after all, it's raison the'etre.

[Eric Swiss]

Normally I go for oily massages, but with the restrictions in place, I decided to move to escorts.

I found Weeny on smooci.com and booked her through her agency New Bangkok Escort.

At the appointed time, the agency informed me that Weeny would be 20 minutes late. Sure enough, she was 35 minutes late.

I went to shower first, and when she came out of the shower she was wearing the sexy lingerie that is in one of her pictures. It was very sexy!

She looks exactly like her pictures. As far as I can tell, the age is correct, certainly the height is. I didn't weigh her but she is as slim as promised, with a pretty well done boob job. She is a bit shy at first, and her English seems rather limited. But I didn't pay her to make small talk.

In the sack, she was immediately very sensual. She gave one of the best blowjobs in memory. No teeth whatsoever! I mean, she has teeth, but I didn't feel them. She alternates between different areas and rhythms. It lasted for a very long time.

Then I banged her and she was very good. I think the missionary is her best position.

End of round one, a pretty good massage, and then for round 2 she essentially gave me a handjob. A very good one, probably one of the best ones in Bangkok in recent memory. She certainly knows her way around a dick.

I still wanted to bang, so she put a condom on, and I tried a few positions, but I wasn't going to come. So it was back to handjob, and a supremely satisfying finale!

In summary, she is pretty, not much personality, but a specialist of blowjob and handjob and of course fucking, with the sexy lingerie a huge turn-on. I would recommend. I could repeat eventually, but maybe not immediately. I tipped her an extra 500 Baht.

She's a bit of a klutz, she spilled the oil all over the floor and when she left she forgot her cell phone. But who cares?

[MissionAsia]

Has anyone tried Nanny on smooci. The pictures are pretty smoking, but I don't trust a single review I read on that site except the bad ones, LOL.

https://smooci.com/escorts/xWNpG

[T Chizzle]

BKK without the normal nightlife is a bit depressing. However, I just had a recent encounter with BAO found on Smooci. Her measurements and overall body was great; especially her big size 36 the. She provided great GFE service. My overall satisfaction is in agreement with her own overall 5-star average Smooci rating. So it's definitely not just me that has been happy with her service. Definitely give her a try if you get a chance!

[Franciscass]

I didn't notice any girl lowering their price.

These girls asking 3000 or 2700 were already there for months.

Really! OK got that wrong then.

[Paolo99]

Just maybe P4P is subject to the principle of price reflecting supply and demand. On Smooci the baseline price was hitherto pretty much 3750 for 2 hours. A check this morning would indicate a breaking of the ranks with a number of providers reducing the fee to 3000 even one or two at 2700.

I didn't notice any girl lowering their price.

These girls asking 3000 or 2700 were already there for months.

[Paolo99]

I asked her candidly: "why do you put these pics that are not you? You will get guys disappointed. " She replied: she likes it like that. Bad.

What did you expect her to say?

She wouldn't get a third of the bookings that she actually gets if she didn't use optimized profile pictures.

Thanks, for the report.

[Franciscass]

Just maybe P4P is subject to the principle of price reflecting supply and demand. On Smooci the baseline price was hitherto pretty much 3750 for 2 hours. A check this morning would indicate a breaking of the ranks with a number of providers reducing the fee to 3000 even one or two at 2700.

[Hormone]

It's been a while since I added some info on my Smooci adventures, so I will update here.

I seem to have been less lucky than before. But still some gems and some duds. Just luck of the draw I guess.

1- Rica (New Bangkok): Very good. As cute and pretty as in her picture (I like that style) and super nice and cute in person. A little shy, not much english but with translation tool (or thai language skills) it's fine. Definite GFE feeling. She gets hyper-sensitive a la japanese porn video style. She shudders and enjoys thoroughly. She gets lots of repeat bookings and repeat engagements and I can see why, if you like to have a longer date of short term GF. Sweet girl. Will repeat.

2- Prim: (VIP Escorts BKK) : Very good, would repeat. Super nice, GND looks and feeling, simple in the good way, easy to chat with, but also knows what she is there for. Good skills and had a great time. PEtite and good body. No alterations. Also good for longer engagements. Good GFE feeling.

3- Vali: (BKK escort.com): quite disappointed, would not recommend nor repeat. Looking at her pics, you would expect a petite delicate gorgeous thai chinese hottie. Instead I get a seasoned hard core gangster pro look, with some kg extra and a bunch of tatoos and fake boobs. She is not completely ugly in her "real life version" and she has some good sexual interaction-- I guess I was too horny to turn her away. Performance was service oriented, no GFE at all, no kiss at all. BAsically I f*ed her to my content, it's a very rare time that I treated a girl like an object, but that is basically what she was, especially after I asked her candidly: "why do you put these pics that are not you? You will get guys disappointed. " She replied: she likes it like that. Bad.

4- Bania (New Bangkok): Disappointment here again. People seem to love her, but in my case she was rambling on and on. About her problems, issues, etc. Either she was on drugs (but she does not seem the type to do so.) or she has some personality issues which go off the rails at times. VEry GND look, same as her pics. Small tight body. I tried. I tried to steer her gently to the action, almost to no avail. (I don't believe in imposing things. I despise anything coming close to forcing oneself on a girl.). Finally when we got going to the bed, the action was good- she has a great BBBJ technique and she gets super intense, it is quite something. But then as soon as done #1, back to rambling. When we started shot 2, there was little time left, and I was basically in a bad mood. Could not finish. As soon as alarm rang on her phone, got up and dressed and left. Would not repeat nor recommend.

5- Rida: (Pink Bangkok) not so great to OK. Pretty girl, great smile, great opening sequence and pleasant. MILF body, fake boobs and 2 quite large tatoos which I did not suspect. But she is OK overall. Started with kiss and then action which was quite good actually, though not much on BJ. But something happened between shot 1 and 2. Not sure why. She became cold, no more kissing, clock watcher, made sure to tell me how (little) time we had left a few times. The rushed out after, with plenty of time left on the appointment. Was she hurt down there (sometimes my size does not match well with some girls.) and did not want to tell me? Rushing off to anther appointment? Who knows.

6- Tanxxx (indy): amazing. Exactly like her pics. Easy booking. Some guys may not like that she is quite strong minded, directive also and opinionated (but not in a bad way). Just resist if you don't want, take the lead if you want, dominate her gently. Hehehe. Sex was great in all sorts of manners. Repeat for sure. She is more expensive, but worth every baht.

7- Milk (BAngkokDreams): she was a redo, but I noticed every time I redo with her, something goes down a notch. This time she was more disinterested. Sad because when she is sweet, she is quite sweet, great GFE feeling. Good body, silicone boobs with sadly the scars under her breast showing (as many Thais, she tends to scar more visibly).

[Hormone]

I appreciate your advice -- I'll try them. New Bangkok seem to have some good girls, Valentine used to work there before she quit the business completely (forever so I'm told, maybe some lucky guy snaffled her up). I do prefer my girls a little shorter than 160 cm though, so maybe Fo and Nora won't float my boat as they are relatively tall.

Maybe I'll try them for an hour or two on my next trip to BKK.

Hey Colin,

Fo is not tall. She is listed as 155 cm on Smooci and that's exactly how she is: not tall, petite, and a little firecracker. I don't know why the agency website lists her as over 160 cm.

I don't know about Nora though. I have never met her.