Smooci Advertiser Thread

[Breadman]

Has Smooci become an old age home for retired escorts? Last few months the younger, well reviewed girls haven't been on the site whereas all of the older 'well rounded' girls are there for the picking. Those other younger girls are still on the websites but its the dogs who are being sent to smooci. I had three well reviewed younger girls on my radar for last month and none of them were listed on smooci the three weeks I was in town.

[EihTooms]

EihTooms, you know I love BKK, so you know where I am coming from. 555. Anyway, let me say a few positive things about Singapore.

1. Geylang. Great restaurants on the main street and a lot of small houses each with a stable of attractive Chinese, Thai, or Viet girls on the side lors. This area used to be more fun when hundreds of SW's were allowed to loiter around the lors. It was quite a site even for a jaded BKK regular like myself. But even today, the virtue of the Geylang houses lies in the possibility of doing attractive Chinese girls for anywhere from 75 to 150 Singapore dollars. It is not as fancy as the Macau saunas, but it's nice and cheaper.

2. Brix Bar in the basement of the Hyatt. Without a doubt (my opinion) Brix has the finest collection of the best-looking FL's I have seen in any FL pickup bar in Asia. It beats Hari's bar (in it's heyday) in HKG, Bats or CJ's in Jakarta, and Mixx or Spasso easily. Really high prices, but the talent level is amazing. Viets, Laotians, Pinays, Thais, a few African girls, and a few real, as in actualy born in Moscow, Russian girls.

3. Ipanema. Less quality talent than Brix, but a huge warehouse of international FL pick up bar talent. I think you would like this one too. Prices are relatively reasonable and in my humble experience Ipanema is filled with some fun loving girls. I will never forget a certain sexy Viet Ipanema spinner who impailed herself on my dick in the shower. What a gal!

4. Food is Great! Singapore has 3 native cuisines and with a plenty of small, independant establishments and food courts in which to partake. The food quality rivals BKK!

The downsides are obvious: prices are relatively expensive and aside from eating and whoring there is not much to do unless you enjoy shopping for expensive goods, but check it out. I suggest you schedule a 3 night layover when your business or other interests take you in the general vacinity. I think you will like it. Forget the escort services and oh yeah, in the OT several floors above Ipanema, you will find the adam apple bars. Have fun!

Thanks for the info, Natty. I assume I will find myself exploring the area at some point in the future and I will revist your post if I do!

[Member #4698]

Me? I've never been to Singapore. And based on what my long time Bangkok monger friend had to say about it and what I have seen so far available from Singapore "escorts" at least, I probably won't bother.

EihTooms, you know I love BKK, so you know where I am coming from. 555. Anyway, let me say a few positive things about Singapore.

1. Geylang. Great restaurants on the main street and a lot of small houses each with a stable of attractive Chinese, Thai, or Viet girls on the side lors. This area used to be more fun when hundreds of SW's were allowed to loiter around the lors. It was quite a site even for a jaded BKK regular like myself. But even today, the virtue of the Geylang houses lies in the possibility of doing attractive Chinese girls for anywhere from 75 to 150 Singapore dollars. It is not as fancy as the Macau saunas, but it's nice and cheaper.

2. Brix Bar in the basement of the Hyatt. Without a doubt (my opinion) Brix has the finest collection of the best-looking FL's I have seen in any FL pickup bar in Asia. It beats Hari's bar (in it's heyday) in HKG, Bats or CJ's in Jakarta, and Mixx or Spasso easily. Really high prices, but the talent level is amazing. Viets, Laotians, Pinays, Thais, a few African girls, and a few real, as in actualy born in Moscow, Russian girls.

3. Ipanema. Less quality talent than Brix, but a huge warehouse of international FL pick up bar talent. I think you would like this one too. Prices are relatively reasonable and in my humble experience Ipanema is filled with some fun loving girls. I will never forget a certain sexy Viet Ipanema spinner who impailed herself on my dick in the shower. What a gal!

4. Food is Great! Singapore has 3 native cuisines and with a plenty of small, independant establishments and food courts in which to partake. The food quality rivals BKK!

The downsides are obvious: prices are relatively expensive and aside from eating and whoring there is not much to do unless you enjoy shopping for expensive goods, but check it out. I suggest you schedule a 3 night layover when your business or other interests take you in the general vacinity. I think you will like it. Forget the escort services and oh yeah, in the OT several floors above Ipanema, you will find the adam apple bars. Have fun!

[EihTooms]

All I know is, Bangkok has a lot of Adam's Apples!

LOL. Yes, but even those kinds of Apples are apparently not present in Singapore in the same human form as they are in Bangkok, so it is futile to even try to compare or contrast the two.

[SexInStl]

All I know is, Bangkok has a lot of Adam's Apples!

[EihTooms]

LOL. You own self mentioned about Friend comparing Singapore's scene and Bangkok's scene and that's where the "Comparing Apple to Orange" comes about.

Not what you thought of Singapore's Apple and Bangkok's Apple. LOL.

Ok, you win; There is no similarity or reason whatsoever to compare the looks, attitude, vaginas, mouths, costs, behavior, experiences or results of Bangkok P4P girls vs Singapore P4P girls. They are from a completely different species and, therefore, what is good about one cannot possibly be thought the same, compared with or contrasted to the other. In fact, I don't think anthropologists have ever discovered a case of a child being born with DNA from both areas of the world. Truly "apples vs oranges."

If anyone here wants to experience P4P with an Asian female human, he would be best to remain in Bangkok, imo, because I know for a fact such things occur there. Going to Singapore might result in some other form of human to whatever interaction that cannot possibly be compared or contrasted to what occurs in Bangkok. Or so suggests Tiandihui, anyway. Me? I've never been to Singapore. And based on what my long time Bangkok monger friend had to say about it and what I have seen so far available from Singapore "escorts" at least, I probably won't bother. But Tiandihui knows best about what happens with whatever those thingies are in Singapore. And, apparently, it is absolutely, positively, nothing whatsoever like what occurs in Bangkok at any level ever; "apples vs oranges".

[Tiandihui]

I'm not sure what comparing apples to oranges has to do with this. My friend was looking to engage in P4P with females, focusing primarily on paying money to satisfactorily if not pleasantly complete acts of vaginal and oral sex with attractive providers. Let's call that mission "apples". So, in this visit to Singapore, his assessment of the "apples" available were not nearly as fresh and juicy looking, as pleasantly presented and of competitive pricing as the "apples" he is used to enjoying so easily in Bangkok.

I think Franciscass answered the Smooci offerings issue quite well. If you go on the Smooci site and compare the Singapore "apples" to the Bangkok "apples" available for booking at virtually any time of the day or night, you might immediately get an idea what my friend was talking about. At least with regard to the escort scene, such that it is. Then again, you might not. It all depends on what you are looking for in your "apples", I suppose.

I realize that in each case we are only looking at photos and comparing the physical look of the "apples", right? But this intro from SmoociApp about problems he has encountered dealing with agencies, pimps, independents and so on in Singapore ought to support what my friend said about the negative, far less inviting "vibe" he got in Singapore compared with setting up a P4P session "apples" experience in Bangkok:

SmoociApp: "Due to the strict local laws and the mass of scams in Singapore (snip)"

Nobody is saying it is difficult to get laid in Singapore. It was not difficult for my friend to get laid in Singapore. He never said it was. Just that the "apples" on offer were not nearly the quality and value for money he could so much more easily purchase in Bangkok. Hence, he cut his Singapore trip short from about a week to only 1 and a partial night and instead came to the "apple" orchard in Bangkok earlier.

LOL. You own self mentioned about Friend comparing Singapore's scene and Bangkok's scene and that's where the "Comparing Apple to Orange" comes about.

Not what you thought of Singapore's Apple and Bangkok's Apple. LOL.

[EihTooms]

Comparing an Apple to Orange? LoLx.

What's wrong with the offering of Smooci in Singapore? Care to elaborate more?

I'm not sure what comparing apples to oranges has to do with this. My friend was looking to engage in P4P with females, focusing primarily on paying money to satisfactorily if not pleasantly complete acts of vaginal and oral sex with attractive providers. Let's call that mission "apples". So, in this visit to Singapore, his assessment of the "apples" available were not nearly as fresh and juicy looking, as pleasantly presented and of competitive pricing as the "apples" he is used to enjoying so easily in Bangkok.

I think Franciscass answered the Smooci offerings issue quite well. If you go on the Smooci site and compare the Singapore "apples" to the Bangkok "apples" available for booking at virtually any time of the day or night, you might immediately get an idea what my friend was talking about. At least with regard to the escort scene, such that it is. Then again, you might not. It all depends on what you are looking for in your "apples", I suppose.

I realize that in each case we are only looking at photos and comparing the physical look of the "apples", right? But this intro from SmoociApp about problems he has encountered dealing with agencies, pimps, independents and so on in Singapore ought to support what my friend said about the negative, far less inviting "vibe" he got in Singapore compared with setting up a P4P session "apples" experience in Bangkok:

SmoociApp: "Due to the strict local laws and the mass of scams in Singapore (snip)"

Nobody is saying it is difficult to get laid in Singapore. It was not difficult for my friend to get laid in Singapore. He never said it was. Just that the "apples" on offer were not nearly the quality and value for money he could so much more easily purchase in Bangkok. Hence, he cut his Singapore trip short from about a week to only 1 and a partial night and instead came to the "apple" orchard in Bangkok earlier.

[SexInStl]

Hello all,

I am a 25 year old virgin, and I am planning on using servers from Smooci and loose my virginity. Any suggestions, do's and do not's?
I am planning to hire one girl each day in Bangkok, for 3-4 days. Never had any experience with a girl before. Any help would be appreciated.

Do your homework. I'd read this forum inside and out.

1) My Banjo string is tight, will get a surgery for it very soon. Anything I should keep in mind regarding it?

Tell her you like it slow, don't be afraid to remind her during, and use lots of lubrication.

2) I will be hiring through agencies, incall, no street hookers. Should I tell the hookers that I am a virgin so they'd help me, or will they try to rip off an inexperienced person?

I wouldn't. Most of them it wouldn't make any difference to, and yes, you run the risk they might try to in some way take advantage. Also, because it's your first time, don't be afraid to use this forum to pick an established, well regarded pro to do the deed. There are some bad choices out there.

3) Water based Lube, Condom, anything else?

It's preference, but I'm pretty sure you'll get less friction built up with water based. She may be surprised if you have your own lubrication, but it'll be ok.

If you have a larger or thicker sized pecker, you will want to bring your own condoms to Southeast Asia, as the ones made here are made for smaller sized peckers. No, seriously.

4) I read about BBBJ. What is the other kind of a BJ, with a condom? Doesn't make much sense.

Yes, the other is CBJ (Covered Blow Job). For sensation reasons, many prefer it without. Though being a virgin, you might last longer with it covered. But make no mistake, BB feels so much better.

5) Will she allow me take pictures, if I pay her extra? Should I?
Thank you.

Possibly. Some do, some don't. I always ask first, if they say no, I ask 'what if I pay you'. Generally they'll have an amount that THEY will have in mind. If not I always start off at 200 Baht.

That sounds low, and I've had them laugh at me for that amount, but I've also been told yes a few times.

Other negotiating terms to use are: 'No internet, just for me!' and 'No face pictures'.

[NewOldKid07]

Hello all,

I am a 25 year old virgin, and I am planning on using servers from Smooci and loose my virginity. Any suggestions, do's and do not's?

I am planning to hire one girl each day in Bangkok, for 3-4 days. Never had any experience with a girl before. Any help would be appreciated.

Q:

1) My Banjo string is tight, will get a surgery for it very soon. Anything I should keep in mind regarding it?

2) I will be hiring through agencies, incall, no street hookers. Should I tell the hookers that I am a virgin so they'd help me, or will they try to rip off an inexperienced person?

3) Water based Lube, Condom, anything else?

4) I read about BBBJ. What is the other kind of a BJ, with a condom? Doesn't make much sense.

5) Will she allow me take pictures, if I pay her extra? Should I?

Thank you.

[Franciscass]

Comparing an Apple to Orange? LoLx.

What's wrong with the offering of Smooci in Singapore? Care to elaborate more?

Not addressed to me I realize but can I suggest you check the Singapore link. If it"s not obvious I guess its not explainable.

[Tiandihui]

Yes, he just had a hotel room there. He didn't only explore in that area. My friend didn't say he would have had difficulty getting laid in Singapore, just that the choices available and the vibe was far below what he is used to in Bangkok. Have you seen the Singapore offerings on Smooci?

Comparing an Apple to Orange? LoLx.

What's wrong with the offering of Smooci in Singapore? Care to elaborate more?

[EihTooms]

Booking a hotel in Geylang just to hope for getting laid is such an bad idea. Probably just wanted some budget hotel is the best reason I think.

Getting laid is Singapore is never that difficult at any times of the day or night. Just that you know where to go and look for it. If thinking only Geylang have it. Bad thoughts.

Yes, he just had a hotel room there. He didn't only explore in that area. My friend didn't say he would have had difficulty getting laid in Singapore, just that the choices available and the vibe was far below what he is used to in Bangkok. Have you seen the Singapore offerings on Smooci?

[SmoociApp]

We can't argue with any of the comments posted here with regards to Singapore. We try to encourage comeptitive pricing but ultrimately the girls have full control over what they charge. We are confident that in 6 to 12 months a more competitive market place will develop for Smooci Singapore.

Due to the strict local laws and the mass of scams in Singapore we are having to be tough, this means not allowing agencies and trying to stop pimps operating with independent account. It's difficult. We have already banned 95% of the indepdenents who signed up, mostly because they were pimps acting as independents, and half of them were not even based in Singapore.

We will be launching in Manila next month and that will be a similar launch to our Bangkok launch, based around a group of well respected agencies. We are also trying to organize a similar launch in Hong Kong, and potentially in Kuala Lumpr the following month.

With that said we are happy to let Singapore grow organically, keeping our rules strict. It might be very slow to grow, but with growth in other areas it should begin to promote a better standard for the Smooci platform in Sinagpore, and we should see more independent companions who move around different Smooci locations.

[SmoociApp]

And all this time I was under the impression this was like the "Uber" of escorts, where girls can choose to get on / off depending on their needs (whatever they may be) and get rated by the customers. The app being just the Platform for meetings.

Not sure how to respond to that. I don't think allowing girls to choose their bookings and being a platofrm for meetings are opposing concepts, and we are both. Maybe I misunderstood you.

I think the complaint is aimed mainly at the individual Escort and the agency she works for. We definitely encourage users to publically post bad experiences as well as postivite ones. Our system is [partly based around clients with confirmed bookings being able to post honest and unedited reviews, which then appear on the companions profile.