Smooci Advertiser Thread

[BestTimeEver]

Kaew (sounds like Gairw) can also mean Crystal, precious thing, or transparent or translucent objects / substances. One can see why is used for drinking glasses (transparent or translucent). Window glass is usually called Gra-jok, as is mirror glass.

A western girl could be called Crystal I guess.

She translated it herself to drinking glass (by pointing at one). Besides making small talk, I primarily asked her because I was not sure whether her name was actually referring to the color green, which is perhaps better written as kieaw or si-kieaw. After all, Thai language written in latin characters (karaoke as Thai call this) varies a lot between the Thai person writing.

Same as when you write Gra-jok, I would write Kajok or Katjok. No (nationally decreed) rule books exist here, as far as I know. Systems will differ and the objectives as well: for example being more formal or being closer to the pronunciation.

[Syzygies]

Had a 2 hour session with Keaw (which stands for drinking glass).

Kaew (sounds like Gairw) can also mean Crystal, precious thing, or transparent or translucent objects / substances. One can see why is used for drinking glasses (transparent or translucent). Window glass is usually called Gra-jok, as is mirror glass.

A western girl could be called Crystal I guess.

[Gargano19]

Hi bro,

Can you share it in private message, my PM is active.

Thanks in advance.

If it's that loophole where you can see last three reviews, it's just simple.

In googlr, just search "smooci <escort name ", "smooci toffee".

Click the link, and you can read last 3 reviews.

It's no hidden secret and have been discussed in this thread before haha.

[IndiaAus]

Found it fast with the info you gave, that's a funny bonus!

Hi bro,

Can you share it in private message, my PM is active.

Thanks in advance.

[Jarlenm84]

There is a trick to see some reviews without being a premium member-- I prefer not to reveal it, because I don't want Smooci to repair this! When there is a new girl on my to do list, I scan the reviews I can see regularly until I have made up my mind. Play with the webpage a little, try all the functions. You will discover something!

Found it fast with the info you gave, that's a funny bonus!

[BestTimeEver]

Had a 2 hour session with Keaw (which stands for drinking glass).

I started the booking with a chat with the agency, in this case Exclusive Bangkok Escorts. One can not chat with agency girls directly, direct chat is only for independent girls. I asked when Keaw could be at my room, as I had other plans for later on and did not want a delay. Plus, a number of the reviews stated that she was late. The agency replied that one hour was enough for the girl to get to my hotel. So I booked the session and got the confirmation. Booking: 10 out of 10.

The first 50 minutes after booking the location tracking was not available, but then it popped up saying she was about 25 minutes away. Indeed she was late, similar to the reviews, and she apologized for this later. It was ok, she is not a clock watcher during the session at all and I still had enough time for my other plans. So all good. On time: no but still 7 out of 10, as no problem for me.

Keaw is older than on her Smooci photos, but with a slim body and tight pussy (perhaps even a bit too tight for me). No baby damage, at least no turn-off for me. Face is older but attractive, main disappointment were her boobs. Small yet saggy. But, she has a very nice and sexy ass. Not too flat as many Thai ladies, but round and firm. Verdict on looks: 7,5.

When she came in, she was very cheerful and she remained happy during the entire session. Joking around, giving compliments and genuinely interested. Attitude: 9,5.

So first we sat down on the coach and talked a bit. As said, she was joking around and did some grabbing and nipple twisting (mine LOL). A first get-to-know-each-other DFK and another grab. Here I noticed that her English is not great at all. Bring your translator app or your Thai skills. For me, the latter worked out well and she was surprised to what extent. Game starter (as almost no English was no issue): 8,57381.

Into the shower with the two of us. Some more teasing, thorough washing and scrubbing. To the bed where she started a BBBJ. She is quite skilled, though for me personally not the best I ever had. Many reviews on Smooci however claim that she is very good. YMMV. Later she told me that she really enjoys giving blow jobs and to see guys cum, as long as they are clean. BBBJ skills: 8,5.

Fucking was good, though she was very tight as mentioned. Later into the session it became better, as I prefer soft over a lot of pressure. I had kick-started her with some fingering and she came twice before me, for which she thanked me several times. All positions were good, but I preferred doggy having a good view on her very sexy ass. Real action: 8 out of 10.

I came with BJ / HJ as I often do (not so important for me) and what followed was a shower, an ok massage and another BBBJ. She really took her time for this and wanted to go on and to get fucked more, even though time was up. But I indicated that I was fine already, I had had a good time and she gave me a total GFE experience in a happy made cheerful way. Made me feel good! GFE: 9 out of 10.

Will I return? Probably not in the short time I'm in BKK this time. If I would be here for a longer time, probably yes. Would I recommend? Yes, sure, mentioning all notes above. She is very nice, cheerful and good BBBJ skills. Best time ever? No, but my overall score of 8,5 out 10 is not bad either!

[BestTimeEver]

The scores vs the reviews.

Interesting perspective and in line with my view. To support the case here a few screenshots of reviews of random ladies, just selected for having representative reviews. No advice to buy or not to buy here!

The screenshot with the short reviews is by far most common, not helpful at all. Not for the good nor the bad scores. (I think a 0 score does not exist). The screenshot with the longer reviews is not seen very often. Like in this picture, it does happen that some girls get more lengthy reviews than others. I guess we can trust this, but it makes me think why only some girls attract good English writers. There must be a correlation for sure (Japanese looking dolls attracting mostly Japanese guys, who probably on average don't master English as well as farang do).

[Hormone]

The scores vs the reviews.

I am not a Premium Member. So technically I only access the scores. "technically".

The scores do reflect something. A girl with persistent poor service, who does not look like her pics will usually get a lower score. I would worry about any girl who has a 4,2 or lower.

You may think 4,2 out of 5 is not bad. But remember that many guys are nice, don't book escorts too regularly and don't know what to expect. Or others have experience only with escorts in the West and find the Thai girls so much sweeter. These guys easily give a 4 for service that actually should be scored lower.

You don't believe me? Read the reviews. (see lower down about this). When a guy puts: this is my first experience with an escort. My 1st time in Thailand. The massage was great. You can expect his standards to be different to the more experienced monger. I am not shooting down these gentlemen. Au contraire! They are probably very nice gentle people. But their scoring is not as reliable as the scoring of a guy who has seen some. And others! So they probably don't want to put a 1 or 2 score when the service was terrible. When you read a review stating the girl was lazy, did not want to kiss, not want to BJ or only 20 seconds. She complained after 2 minutes that I was too big for her. She was playing on her phone most of the time. . and then the score is 3! BEcause she is super pretty? Come on! This service deserves a 1. (is there a 0? I don't remember.).

Girls with consistent good service will usually score above 4,5- 4,6. Obviously you cannot please anyone and she will encounter some clients with whom there is no spark or there was a problem.

Hence the reviews have some importance.

Sadly most reviews say little, and you don't know what kind of customer is writing the review: experienced monger who fucks regularly or newbie to the scene who is much less demanding. I laugh when I see something like: gives a great massage! I don't book the girls for the massage, I can get a great massage for 250 baht at the corner of my street!

Nonetheless, you will eventually find some reviews that are revealing.

There is a trick to see some reviews without being a premium member-- I prefer not to reveal it, because I don't want Smooci to repair this! When there is a new girl on my to do list, I scan the reviews I can see regularly until I have made up my mind. Play with the webpage a little, try all the functions. You will discover something!

Now, you need to know that in some cases, especially if you cancel the booking, send the girl back early. Etc. The Smooci system (or the agency?) does not send you a link to make a review. For example I never got to review Maggie (BKK Dreams) . Too bad. Rarely girls pressure also the client into putting a good review. The girls CAN review the customer from what they have told me! I did not check if it is true (I should.). So the girls asks you to fill in the review in front of her and then gives you a 5 star rating also.

If customers get a rating, it would be more useful for indys to accept / refuse a booking. I have no problem with that.

Bonus (indy) is one such girl who pressures you into giving her a good review. Because otherwise she would score much much lower.

[BestTimeEver]

I did book her a month back through smooci. Photos 1,2,3 are accurate. She really is a dark bombshell. She claimed to be from South Thailand near Hat Yai. Overall service was quite decent as well.

Thanks, good intel! Thinking about indeed booking her, although she has not been online since 9 days now. Hopefully she returns before I leave!

[Hormone]

Hmm my thoughts on Smooci!

Conclusion: I really like it! But I am careful.

Over the last 3 years I have seen lots of girls from Smooci; most experiences have been good. And I am sorry for not posting, I just stayed away from forums. Let me try to compensate by compiling some stats here for you guys.

Girl's stats / pictures: for most of the ones I have seen, it is a 80%+ resemblance. Yes the girl can change hair color / style, but that's normal. For me to say the picture is NOT the girl, it would have to be an obvious bait and switch or the girl is significantly older or fatter.

I guess checking out Smooci profiles over the years allows me to know which ones have the same pics and same age as. 3 years ago!

For the age, I prefer 25-35, but it's more important how they look than the real age. The girls often tend to be more. "princess" type and difficult characters. I agree though that most of the ones who are not "age verified" are at least a few years older than advertised. But. That's the same in any country's escorting business!

Girls seen: (I will only list current gils still working around November 2019): 21 girls.

Milk (Bangkok Dreams).

JaaJaa (escortsbkk.com).

Fawn (Bangkok Escort).

Bonus (the independant one).

PAtty (the indy one, 26 yo on website).

Krit (indy).

Kel (BKK Dreams).

Yoom (indy).

Jinta (Pure Bangkok.).

J-Net (BKK Dreams).

February (Pure Bangkok.).

Patty (the "29 years old one" with Pure Bangkok Escorts).

Lily (BKK Dreams).

Keaw (Exclusive.).

Fo (New BKK.).

Hala (Pink Bangkok).

Weeny (New Bangkok escort).

Apple (BKK Dreams).

Maggie (BKK Dreams).

Riraya (New Bangkok.).

Methys (indy).

Of all these, I have had 3 real bad / shitty experiences: Bonus (indy), Hala and Maggie. Both Hala and Maggie, I sent back within a few minutes, Maggie not looking like her pictures and terrible attitude. Hala also looking slightly different (but its her.) and terrible atittude. Bonus is hot as hell in the looks department, but total princess and lazy --she probably gives a good performance to a young fit man, not so to all the other customers.

Very ordinary experiences (2) with Patty (Pure) and Jinta.

Good experience but no sparks between us (4) with Weeny (too bad because she is really pretty!) and Keaw. Jaajaa was intense, but she is visibly older than the pics though its her (she had much less make up when we met.). February also is in the group, we had a good time, but it seems to have faded away so.

Good to very good experience and good chemistry with Milk (she is a sweetheart. But its probably a good performance), Lilly, Kel, Fo (looks slightly different at times, it's her hair / make up), Riraya, Methys, Yoom, J-Net (she changes her hair all the time --lenght and color.). This makes 8 girls (but more meetings with constant service!) I have repeated with a number of these actually. No regrets there! They all look like their pics, give good to very good service.

And as of the rest, these 4 girls. Well they are simply great / awesome. I have repeated many times with these except Krit (and it's coming up!): Fawn, Patty (the indy), Apple, Krit.

So that makes 5 girls not worth it (23% of my selections) . Amongst them only 3 shitty ones for about 15% of the total girls. And 12 girls totally worth it. And the last 4 girls were still quite satisfying, but no repeat (meaning I am satisfied with the money spent nonetheless). So this is a score of 76% of "successful bookings".

Of these girls also, I would say about 6 are in person "quite different" (improved) than the pics, and usually it is because on the pics they are wearing lots of make up, look their best, pro photographer, etc. And when they arrive in person, in daytime, they look more plain. Remember that Thai girls can really look different with / without make up. They are quite good at this! Actually, from having a number of these girls' social media contact now, I can say that the ones who take selfies and use them for the agency / smooci look about 100% the same, the ones who rely on pro photographer. Well it changes!

Except the 3 real bad bookings, I have had my 2 shots in 2 hours with all the other ones. MAjority provided all the services listed spontaneously or if prompted. Thai girls don't like to kiss much usually (especially strangers) so many will not DFK. Its a downer, but you have to accept it, its part of the culture. But the ones who like to DFK. Do it quite well!

[Ethan Hunt123]

I know that I have stated in my earlier review that there are not many fake profiles on smooci. But the smooci photos of Juney from the MyPrincessBangkok agency seem just a bit off to me. And MyPrincessBangkok does not show Juney on their gallery, although she can be found by manually typing the web address. Plus, almost all reviews on smooci are extremely positive one-liners, which screams fake to me. The only one negative smooci review (with the lowest rating) just states 'fucked'. Well, I guess the guy was asking for it! LOL.

On the other hand, all photos are verified. And for me she is extremely hot, so I really hope I'm very wrong and Juney is 100% real (plus or minus silies). Did someone here book Juney? Any experiences?

https://www.myprincessbangkok.com/princesses/juney/

I did book her a month back through smooci. Photos 1,2,3 are accurate. She really is a dark bombshell. She claimed to be from South Thailand near Hat Yai. Overall service was quite decent as well.

[ColinBakerKing]

with further launches in Phnom Penh, Indonesia, and Vietnam to follow.

Looking forwards to the Vietnam launch but kynu.net is going to be tough competition except for the language thing (it's all in Vietnamese). Plus it's mostly incall here except for street hookers, very few "agents" via kynu.net or short time hotels where they usually operate from will let their "staff" go on outcall.

[SmoociApp]

Premium members can now get an exclusive d****unt on every booking. With discounts going up to 500 Baht and premium memberships starting at just 300 Baht ($9. 99), it's now possible to save more than you spend on a premium membership, with just one booking.

We are also happy to announce that Smooci will be launching in Cebu and Angeles City this month, with further launches in Phnom Penh, Indonesia, and Vietnam to follow.

[Gargano19]

Doesn't this apply to all Escort bookings? That is also the number one thing keeping me away from escorts in general, just inability to see what the real girl looks like and be sure she is all natural, without ugly nose and tits jobs.

What percentage of Escorts are naturally stunning to a really picky guy like me? I think could be 5% to 15% but not good odds, if the pics are not realistic, and can't see the body properly.

But other escort agencies don't claim that they're using real identity cards to "lock" the age, like smooci claims.

Agree with you though, I only use smooci for couple of my favs and if I find a new cute one.

[Gargano19]

Just curious, as I did not see many fake pic reviews at all earlier this week: have you seen many and when was this? Some time ago? Could the situation have changed in the meantime? Or is there a difference in reliability between agency and independent girls? The latter perhaps being more reliable? Just speculating of course.

So when I say "fake pic review" I actually meant when we give review after the booking, that the pic resembles the girl or not. I have met few girls from smooci who have that green tick on their picks (supposedly meaning that pics are verified), but when I see them they are actually quite different.

Now there can be two reasons.

1. Reviewers are more forgiving of difference between pics and actual look.

2. The algorithm of smooci for showing green tick for verified pics is broke, it maybe showing them as verified with just 50-60% verification votes. It should be more than 75%.

P.S.: I had a great time using smooci in past overall, but just think for experienced mongers it's useless.