Medellin Chit Chat Thread

[Dickhead]

Or you can try "cállate y chúpame."

I like that even better! Or how about 'cállate, arrodíllate y chúpame'? If you get bored with that, or want a slightly different angle, or if the floor is really dirty, substitute 'agáchate' for 'arrodíllate.'

If none of that works, say 'La puerta está allá. Lárgate!'

[YippieKayay]

Or you can try "callate y chupame. ".

Why care if she has a boyfriend or husband? Unless she's lying about having a vagina, who cares?

That happened once. I noticed when I took off the condom she quickly grabbed it and ran off and tossed it in a bin. She explained she's very orderly. I was like no. There was blood on that condom. She was fucking while on the rag.

[JjBee62]

It is 'chpame,' not 'chuparme. ' The former is the imperative or command form. 'Chuparme' would be the infinitive. You could say, 'Tienes que chuparme' but I think using the imperative is the way to go. Shows who's the boss and takes less time to say.

Or you can try "callate y chupame. ".

I'm just curious why everyone is getting into these discussions with their prepagos. Why pay $30 - $50 to listen to someone else's problems? If her mom needs 500 k tell her as soon as she's finished with you she can go find 2 more guys. Why care if she has a boyfriend or husband? Unless she's lying about having a vagina, who cares?

Hell, lots of the mongers I meet tell lies. I don't call them out. I just enjoy the story and carry on.

[Dickhead]

So when a paisa chica sends me a message that she needs something I simply reply "chuparame"?

I am already practicing the phrase chuparame la polla, jejejeje.

TTM.

It is 'chúpame,' not 'chuparme. ' The former is the imperative or command form. 'Chuparme' would be the infinitive. You could say, 'Tienes que chuparme' but I think using the imperative is the way to go. Shows who's the boss and takes less time to say.

[The Tall Man]

Basically, 'chpame' could be the correct response to anything a hooker says. 'I want a new I-phone.' 'Chpame.' 'Let's go out to dinner.' 'Chpame.' 'I need taxi money.' 'Chpame.' 'I think it might rain.' 'Chpame.'

I really don't see how you can go wrong with this approach.

So when a paisa chica sends me a message that she needs something I simply reply "chuparame"?

I am already practicing the phrase chuparame la polla, jejejeje.

TTM.

[The Tall Man]

After two solid years of mongering too frequently in Colombia I've come to the following conclusion:

(1) Prepagos lie all the time. I feel like talking to them is mostly worthless. I've had a few open up to me and tell me how they first got started. One story in particular really sticks in my mind. Then I remember they lie lie lie, and then lie some more. It's like downloading useless "alternative facts. ". One time this chica tells me for weeks that's she is preparing to go to Peru with her "cousins" and of course when she gets there its all photos of her and some cuckold boyfriend. Why lie? There's no conceivable reason to lie like this other than to just lie.

(2) They are not single ever. There's always an ex-husband, boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, fuck-friend, handler, or some other dude who pops up into their life around Christmas and Semana Santa. I literally had a prepago message me ask me when I'll next be in town with her boyfriend and her in her WhatsApp profile pic. I've only met two of these dudes in the past, casually, and they are always such big time losers who mooch off the prepago. It's almost like role reversal where she wears the trousers and takes care of him. I don't know why but this always makes me feel a little sick in my stomach to watch.

(3) They are self centered to an extreme. This explains why everytime some stupid Paisa bimbo gets some halfwit to fly her out to the Bahamas or some shit she'll only have photos of herself on vacation and he'll never appear in any of them. They don't give a fuck. It's all about them. Their needs. Gifts they want. Surgery they want. It's all about them.

And it doesn't matter if they're "semi-pro" or "new" or "fresh" or whatever the fuck.

OK story time. One night as we're watching TV in bed this one prepago opens up about her first time hooking. She tells me she was in college and her instructor (a female instructor) mentions that a man is looking for a companion just like her and would pay well to spend time with her. I think she was nineteen or twenty when this happened. She's in her early thirties now. She tells me that's the first time she slept with someone for money. After that she says, her eyes unfocused and lost in some memory, it's all became so easy.

I just said: "Dale, chuparme" and got her to blow me.

I'm in Colombia next week. This same prepago asked me to bring a iphone because hers isn't working properly. I laughed in her face.

I could not spell it out any better myself, me too me 8 years visiting medellin have heard every story and manipulation by both prepagos and the more normal paisa chicas, if you could use the term normal. Oh and I will be back in paisa pussy land next month. I get stories almost daily on whatsapp from many of my contacts.

I need to better understand the word chuparme.

TTM.

[Dickhead]

Basically, 'chúpame' could be the correct response to anything a hooker says. 'I want a new I-phone.' 'Chúpame.' 'Let's go out to dinner.' 'Chúpame.' 'I need taxi money.' 'Chúpame.' 'I think it might rain.' 'Chúpame.'

I really don't see how you can go wrong with this approach.

[YippieKayay]

After two solid years of mongering too frequently in Colombia I've come to the following conclusion:

(1) Prepagos lie all the time. I feel like talking to them is mostly worthless. I've had a few open up to me and tell me how they first got started. One story in particular really sticks in my mind. Then I remember they lie lie lie, and then lie some more. It's like downloading useless "alternative facts. ". One time this chica tells me for weeks that's she is preparing to go to Peru with her "cousins" and of course when she gets there its all photos of her and some cuckold boyfriend. Why lie? There's no conceivable reason to lie like this other than to just lie.

(2) They are not single ever. There's always an ex-husband, boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, fuck-friend, handler, or some other dude who pops up into their life around Christmas and Semana Santa. I literally had a prepago message me ask me when I'll next be in town with her boyfriend and her in her WhatsApp profile pic. I've only met two of these dudes in the past, casually, and they are always such big time losers who mooch off the prepago. It's almost like role reversal where she wears the trousers and takes care of him. I don't know why but this always makes me feel a little sick in my stomach to watch.

(3) They are self centered to an extreme. This explains why everytime some stupid Paisa bimbo gets some halfwit to fly her out to the Bahamas or some shit she'll only have photos of herself on vacation and he'll never appear in any of them. They don't give a fuck. It's all about them. Their needs. Gifts they want. Surgery they want. It's all about them.

And it doesn't matter if they're "semi-pro" or "new" or "fresh" or whatever the fuck.

OK story time. One night as we're watching TV in bed this one prepago opens up about her first time hooking. She tells me she was in college and her instructor (a female instructor) mentions that a man is looking for a companion just like her and would pay well to spend time with her. I think she was nineteen or twenty when this happened. She's in her early thirties now. She tells me that's the first time she slept with someone for money. After that she says, her eyes unfocused and lost in some memory, it's all became so easy.

I just said: "Dale, chuparme" and got her to blow me.

I'm in Colombia next week. This same prepago asked me to bring a iphone because hers isn't working properly. I laughed in her face.

[Arcangel]

While I think the food in BA is overrated, it is certainly better than colombian food, which is well below average on a world-wide basis, in my opinion.
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Now if the latitudes and elevation of the two cities could be reversed, that would be ideal. I don't see that happening any time soon.

Haha, I agree with everything. I never had local food that I found exciting anywhere south of Mexico. But I have got used to Colombian food and can live well on it. I also enjoy the Lebanese shawarma restaurants that you can find in most Colombian cities.

The problem with putting BsAs at the latitude of Medellin is that it would then be too far from Paraguay, hehe.

[Dickhead]

How about the fine dining places, and the various umpromptu tango shows in downtown. IMO, Medellin cannot compete with BA on the fun scene.

Mongering, however is a different story, except if you enjoy girls from Colombia, DR, and Paraguay, when you are in BA and wish to monger.

While I think the food in BA is overrated, it is certainly better than colombian food, which is well below average on a world-wide basis, in my opinion. It's true that the tango shows are a plus, and BA also has stand-up comics and other types of buskers. Medellín might have some of that, somewhere, sometimes, but I never saw any when I was living there. That's been quite a while ago, and I spent an austral winter in BA just a couple of years ago.

BA is major, world-class city with a European flavor. Medellín is a fairly large Latin American city with pleasant weather and a ton of hookers. Mid-summer in Buenos Aires is pretty unbearable to be out and about in, and air conditioning is an absolute must, (again IMO; obviously almost everything I write is my opinion). One of Medellín's primary advantages for North Americans is that it is much closer. Flights to BA from North America are a major drag.

When I lived in BA, there were zero colombianas. I never met a single one. There were some from the DR, increasingly as time went on, a development that I personally did not view favorably. And paraguayan pussy is the very best in the world, hands down. It isn't even close. And since Paraguay itself really sucks, that makes BA the better place for pussy, especially if you don't like silicone. Now if the latitudes and elevation of the two cities could be reversed, that would be ideal. I don't see that happening any time soon.

[Lefeu]

I agree if considering the area as a whole but disagree if considering the cities themselves. BsAs is much more walkable and bikeable and has more public tennis courts. I would also give BsAs the edge for city parks, although MDE has some nice ones too.

How about the fine dining places, and the various umpromptu tango shows in downtown. IMO, Medellin cannot compete with BA on the fun scene.

Mongering, however is a different story, except if you enjoy girls from Colombia, DR, and Paraguay, when you are in BA and wish to monger.

[Dickhead]

I agree. And if you are into outdoors activities (non-sexual I mean) then Medellin wins over Buenos Aires, too.

I agree if considering the area as a whole but disagree if considering the cities themselves. BsAs is much more walkable and bikeable and has more public tennis courts. I would also give BsAs the edge for city parks, although MDE has some nice ones too.

[Arcangel]

If chica quality and cost are the top two criteria, then Medellin is your place. Not as cosmopolitan as BsAs but to a foreigner, plenty exotic enough.
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I agree. And if you are into outdoors activities (non-sexual I mean) then Medellin wins over Buenos Aires, too. Medellin sits in the middle of a beautiful mountain range which goes up to volcano peaks above the snowline (LOS Nevados near Manizales) and down to tropical humid heat (Magdalena and Cauca river valleys). You can go hiking, mountain-biking, road cycling, quad-biking, horse-riding, paragliding, canoeing, canyoning and more. For a start I recommend seeing the pine forests of Parque Arví just on the edge of the city.

[SandStorm20]

3.) Facebook freelancers.

Personally I only go to Medellin for the Facebook girls. Someone else can give a better lowdown on the casas and strip clubs. Because prostitution is legal (only pimping is against the law), Medellin has a huge freelance scene. The only place I can think of that has a larger freelance scene is probably Pattaya, but it's way easier to find hot freelancers and arrange appointments with them on Facebook than on Thaifriendly or Badoo. It also doesn't hurt that Medellin is famous for having beautiful women.

So how do I get in touch with facebook freelancers in Medellin?

[Richmond72]

I want to ask if someone would please link me to a report that has an area map where most of the scene can be found? I tried searching and I can't find anything. Also, I'm still confused, I'm reading the reports but I can't make heads or tails of the scene. This isn't my first rodeo, I've been to Thailand, Moscow, Rio, I've seen quite a bit, I just can't figure out (from what I've read) how it really works over there. THANK YOU GUYS SO SO MUCH!

There are 3 main P4 P scenes in Medellin.

1.) casas. Like Thai massage parlors.

2.) strip clubs where you can take the girls next door for short time.

3.) Facebook freelancers.

Personally I only go to Medellin for the Facebook girls. Someone else can give a better lowdown on the casas and strip clubs. Because prostitution is legal (only pimping is against the law), Medellin has a huge freelance scene. The only place I can think of that has a larger freelance scene is probably Pattaya, but it's way easier to find hot freelancers and arrange appointments with them on Facebook than on Thaifriendly or Badoo. It also doesn't hurt that Medellin is famous for having beautiful women.

BTW, the post before mine is advertising a Super Bowl party being put together by Jonesie who runs a different forum. He throws together parties like that sometimes and invites freelancers to come. The fee that the guys pay helps cover taxi costs for the girls and then the guys and girls arrange their own appointments themselves. I've never been to one of his parties, but it's a great example of how the freelance scene works in Medellin. Nobody's pimping the girls and the girls won't go with you if they don't like you, but everything's so convenient that it's super easy to arrange meetings with beautiful girls with much less hassle than anywhere else in the world.