2002-2004 Archived Vancouver Reports

[Van Dog]

Like I said lets keep it real....................

[MustardMan]

All I can say to Rooben is rock on dude! Just read your post on the $5 bj's and sex with a 60yo. HeHe! A very entertaining read. Not something I would ever do but a nice vicarious walk on the wild side.

The girls obviously need the money and just happy that someone like Rooben is willing to pay. Everyone get's what they want (more or less) and nobody get's hurt. What's the problem?!

[Maggie604]

As a SW/SP myself I'm kinda able to tell the difference between someone whos legit and someone who's pulling stuff outta there a**

If this rooben guy really does get fs/bj whatever for 5-15$ then good for him but.. if he's not and hes saying sh*t like that on here and ppl on the board go around thinking/asking for service at that price are one day going to get a rude awaking by an aggresive SW or her pimp one day!

I'ev seen some girls that work for 40 that look like shit! So I can just imagine what he gets for 5? Hey to each their own but if your going to pay for it why not get at least a little bit of quaility! How attractive could a 40 year old crackhead aids infested SW be??

[Colnago]

If you do not like the type a sw a particular poster writes do not read his posts. A large reason of why many of post here is because some of the other sites look down on sw talk. Let's not start that same crap amongst ourselves.

[Van Dog]

I couldnt agree more with LW,our friend Rooben is definately on another planet,he should consider writing for one of the major tabloids such as the National Enquirer or Star.........definately fictional.
Lets get this forum back on track with some helpfull but real adventures.

[SweetWillyP]

OK my 2 peso's,

I personally have gotten $20 lays in my car off of the low track, by what would be considered decent by Seattle standards and you would pay $40 there for. I almost exclusively hit the low which is especially good around 4-5am when the girls are a little more desperate. Call me a sick F@#k but I like to get as much quality that I can for the cheapeast prices. I hardly ever pay over $40 for full service back at my hotel room unless they are very hot.I have heard many girls say there are women who give $5 and $10 blow's and lay's, I have never picked them up, but when most girls see the car I drive they will try to get more, but I have a number in my head when I am pulling over and as a genral rule I wont budge from that number. These are the prices I usaually pay for the low track $20 bbbj, $40 full service. Mid track $30 cbj, $50 to $60 full service. high track $50 cbj, $80 to $100 full service. I have always found the low track to be the best service and attitude and the high track the worst service and attitude. I even a long time ago made a mistake in picking up a girl off the tourist track. I have been to many many escort's massage parlor's etc. and I have the most fun on the low track. As far as Rooben goes I belive him, as I have nothing else to prove otherwise except for anonomous people on the anonomous internet. Rooben if you are out there I will buy you a $20 bj on the low and you can tell me where to find the very cheap ones, you can pm me or whatever. I am in Vancouver a few times a month.

[Philofun]

Not that Rooben needs any defenders, but if you walk around the downtown east side, especially around the Carnegie and a few blocks west of Main, then you'll run into the situations Roob writes about. I just can't see why anyone *would* write about them. While his posts do no harm I really can't imagine that there is a huge market for $5 bj's from septugenarian junkies. I received criticism for writing about $20 bbbj's, but I know there's no shortage of demand for this service at this price point on E. Cordova. I just find it hard to believe that there is another person with internet access who would follow in Roob's bizarre footsteps.

[BoneDaddy]

I'm not sure I agree with you, Latin Walker. Anyone who freely admits to BJs in the alley behind dumpsters for $5 and half and half in the bathroom of fast food restaurants with a crack addled middle age woman is probably telling the truth. I certainly wouldn't be posting adventures like that on bulletin boards with pride for all the world to see nor would anyone else I know. Rooben just seems to be, well, Rooben. He's a bit different than the rest of us and I, personally, thoroughly enjoy his posts. "Amusing", yes. "Fictional", I don't think so. A more salient point is why does it bother you? Why not just enjoy him for the strange duck that he is. We're all brothers in an unusual little hobby, after all..."I just can't wait for a feature that will allow me to ignore posts from various members"...You already have it, Latin Walker. It's your "scroll down" button.

[Latin Walker]

I agree with some comments made about Rooben. He's been giving lots of "info" on his hunting in this city but I think everyone can agree that his posts are a little, how should I put this, unreliable.

I don't know if Jackson has been ignoring the fact that he has been requesting a senior membership or if his mailbox is truly full. I only know that most senior and regular members regard Rooben postings as amusing and fictional.

I don't know what his deal is. I don't care either. If he wants to write more reports, he's free to do so. I just can't wait for a feature that will allow me to ignore posts from various members, i.e. Rooben.

Sorry for the flame, I just felt necessary to voice what a lot of us are thinking.

Good hunting to the real hunters!

LW

[SemiCharmed]

hi guys,

i am planning my first trip to vancouver and i have been reading through all of the post and they are great. i will be flying in so i will need to rent a car.

any suggestions on car rental's, place to stay, sw's? i am on a budget.

any advice would be great.

also if you are caught with a sw can they confirep001e your car.

semi

[Visaman]

I am posting from the lovely Patricia Hotel. Not staying here, but its not that bad. Its not worth .40-..50, either.

So far, what I have seen on the usual strolls troubles me. The only place I've seen a good number of SW's is the low track. What gives? No Z

You should go out with rooben, he'll help you bag a 60 year old bag lol!

Just kidding.

[Un_Circumcised]

Ho's a "concern" in Delta (4th paragraph)
Scott Rd is also known as 120 St.

Canada to take DNA samples from those who patronize under-18 ho's (5th paragraph)

Abbotsford upset that federal government isn't raising age of consent to 16

Amnesty International criticizes Canadian authorities and society on treatment of aboriginal women

More heavy-handed Vancouver cops

[Joe Dick]

Any info on the Asian Micros. Please post or PM.

Thanks for any help. Headed to Gastown for my Turkey Holiday.

[HookersHunter]

Hey Guys,

I was crusing low track couple of times from Nov 8,2004 to Nov 21,2004.

Saw and did my regulars name Kathleen(post#954), Mandy(post#995) and Barbara(post#857). So there is nothing much to say about them. It usually the same shit with them.

But I got gibed by these three new b**ches on the low track last week.

I picked up this SW on the corner of Dunlevy and Hastings around 12.30 p.m. I am not sure what day of the week I think it is Monday Nov 08,2004. she wanted $15 bucks for blowjob but I talked down and lowered the price to $5 bucks.

Herr name is Wendy. She is a native chick around 30 years old. She is around 5.5’ feet. Wearing jeans and t-shirt.

Went around the corner I pull the dick out and she put the condom on and she started sucking it may for a minute or two and she is already asking me to hurry up. So I cum fast just to get this b**ch off my back.

She gave me the worst blowjob with no technique at all. I guess I should have known when I went around the corner for cheap digit with that b**ch.

I will give 5 for the looks and 3 for the attitude and 2 for the service.

Then on Wednesday Nov 10,2004.I picked up this SW on the corner of Cordova and Jackson.

She wanted $20 for the blowjob but I say it is $5 bucks or no other way. She agreed to do it for $5 dollars blowjob. she say she have a place on the building on Powell Street.

I forget her name. she is a native chick around 35 years old. she was an ugly chick but the way she was dress she looked like a sl*t. with short skirt with her green panties visibly seen and the top she was wearing had so many fashion cuts all over dresses exposed her skinny body and her small tits.

So we go to the building and when we in the elevator she say may her boyfriend will be in the room and asked me if you want to do it in the bathroom. I say fine but the bathroom was busy. So I opted out to do it in the stairs that goes up in the building because she says not much people use the stairs.

She put the condom on and I gave the money and next thing I see her she started to jacking me off with her hand and I said the deal was a blowjob not a hand job. She said you think I am going to suck you dick for $5 dollars you are lucky even to get a hand job for $5 dollars. I don’t want to say anything to her because she said that her boyfriend lives in the same floor that I was standing so I didn’t want create a scene for a $5 dollar blowjob that will fuck me up with her boyfriend of hers.

So I didn’t say anything. I just want to cum and leave the fuck out of there as soon as possible. She made me cum and left there quickly as possible.

I think her slutty dress made me forget about what I am getting into at the first place.

I will give 6 for the way she was dressed, 2 for the looks 2 for the attitude and 1 for the o.k handjob which I could have done a good job of it myself.

Next on Thursday Nov 11,2004. around 6. p.m I picked up this SW on the corner of Princess and Cordova.

I think her name is Jen but may be I am wrong. She is a native woman around 50 years old. She is around 5’ feet. She had an o.k face and body.

Went to her apartment as it was raining badly outside. It is at 556 Powell street and the room #8.

She took the condom and put it on. she was just shaking her head back and forth and pretending to give me a blow but actually she a was jacking me off really hard so I will think she is blowing me but I know what the fuck she was doing and pulled my dick out and told her nice try b**ch and may you should audition for a acting job in porn movie and left the room.

After getting gibed by these three new b**ches. I thought to myself to be more careful next time when I go out.

Next day on Nov 12,2004. I went to the low track around 12.15 p.m and saw this SW on the corner of Cordova and Heately.

She wanted $40 bucks for it but this time I didn’t want to sweet talk her to blow me for less money and get shitty service that I seem to be getting this week so far. I also didn’t want to take chance as my last three dates were fuckups.

So she asked me how much you got I said to her $10 dollars. She said that o.k as she was standing there for 2 hours for with no prospect of anybody picking her up and she was getting hungry.

she said that she is only going to blow me not fucking me for cheap dollars so it is okay.

So I said to her that what the last one said and gave me a handjob and I don’t want the repeat of the same story. She said as long as you show me the money before we do it and pay me after were done she is cool with it.. So I agree do it.

Her name is Sara or Sandra. She is brunette chich around 25 years old. If she take care of herself and wear the right make up and nice clothes she will give high track h**kers run for the money. She was beautiful and had a nice thin body. She is around 5’ feet.

She wants to do the deed in by the parking lot where B.C ambulance parks the vehicle. But when I saw a marked VPD car parked on that parking lot I got the fuck out and went into alley It is the alley that is situated between between Powell and Alexander. when you head north on Heatley towards Alexander pass Powell it is first turn that’s on your right hand side.

She took the condom out and put it in the dick and gave me an enthusiastic blowjob. I didn’t want to take time to cum as I don’t want this b**ch to ask me to hurry up.

So I cummed in 5 minutes and paid $ 10 dollars the service.

I will give 8 for the looks service and attitude.

Same day around 5 p.m I was in front of Safeway on Granville and 65th as I was heading to Marine and Fraser for personal stuff. The traffic was so bad and I got tied up.

So I don’t want to go all the way to marine Drive by this route so I want to make a left turn on the lights at 65th.

So I was waiting for the traffic lights and checking out the people who are walking on the pedestrian walk and saw this old woman walk past me and that got my SW senses to wake me up. the way she was walking and projecting herself as a SW by scanning every car for a potential customer. you guys know what I mean.

So when the traffic lights changed I make a left turn and I pulled over to the right. She was walking across the street saw me and I called her over. she came over got in and asked me what you are looking for I asked how much for half and half she said she got out now and heading to Fraser and Marine Drive to ply her trade so she will do it for $25 but I said I only got $15 bucks she said what the heck she will do it .

She says her original name is Leslie but she says also goes by lee or Leah. She is around 55 to 60. she has a skinny body, tiny tits with decent face for her age. She says she lived in downtown eastside and had worked around Hawks, Campbell, Raymur and Glen Drive six months ago. Now she stays with this old man around that (Granville) area. she says she got free food and shelter but she have to fuck him everyday. that’s the trade off.

She says she works on the street to feed the crack habit. May be I should get one like her on the second thought fuck it I want variety.

So we went over a block and went found this open under ground parking garage and there was only 4 cars in the underground and in the corner of the under ground parking. the light was out. so that was a perfect fit to do the deed.

She got the condom out put in my dick and gave me a amazing blow job for good 5 minutes with lots of sucking, moaning, deep throating and she also licked and cleaned my balls really good. Then she took of her jeans & panties and spread her leg and I went into action on her pussy. I pound that old tight pussy of her for a good 15 minutes. she was very much into it by making right moans and sounds.

She didn’t complain and I took my time to cum. which is nice for a change. see that’s why I always go for the oldies as they now how to make a guy happy by their experience in sex.

I will give 6 for the looks, 8 for the service and attitude.

[No Zanax]

I am posting from the lovely Patricia Hotel. Not staying here, but its not that bad. Its not worth .40-..50, either.

So far, what I have seen on the usual strolls troubles me. The only place I've seen a good number of SW's is the low track. What gives? Is it the time of year? I just left the mid and saw maybe 4 SW's, only 2 were worth giving a second glance. Kingsway was dead all three times I drove by today. Ugh. Although, getting out and walking around the low track has shown me a couple worth hitting up on my way back to my car.

Met 2 SW's last night- Mary and B. Mary(low track) was horrible. She took her clothes off, and I immediately put mine back on. Uglier than sin. B(mid track) was alright, but too hurried. Good oral performance though.

Bug Tracker, the laws are waaay lax on escorts in Vancouver. And from what I hear, Victoria has some of the best escorts available. But thats second hand, as I am a SW guy, myself.

Time to go hit the streets now.

Keep it Cheap
No Z