Stupid shit in Medellin

[PolloNegro]

We never met. The last few months I have been here. The last few months you have been in the States (unless you are lying again). So that means we met last year in which I left October 28,2020. I only remember talking to one guy. I was sitting in a chair at Botero when he spoke to me. He saw me again and talked to me at a street BBQ. I told him he was was full of crap because things he said did not match what I saw him do. He was a cracker like me but not as good. I would rate him a Saltine. Myself more a Ritz or Triscuit. But please do not call me cracker. It always makes me hungry and of all things for "Crackers" and they suck here!

The only foreigner I kinda sorta approached was TallMan but he was busy on his phone. Never have I approached any foreigner. I had a foreigner approach me last month saying he was leaving tomorrow for Bucaramanga. But 2 days later he saw me and said Hello. Just met him and he was a liar (decided to stay longer or some other BS) so I walked off.

My hotel was near San Antonio station so you have no idea how good or bad my hotel was so no idea rich or poor. I never tell anyone how much or how little I have saved or make. Why would I do that. Never been big as a fancy dresser but especially here so you can not gauge my money by that. Nobody cares if you are rich or not. Your rich and my rich and little Johny's definition of rich are all different. Odd you always have to brag about yourself in some form or fashion. All I do know is that I am here and you are not which tells me something.

Why on earth would I be scared to talk to foreigners? I was in Cucuta for 2 months, Bogota 1 month, Barranquilla nearly 3 months, and Medellin total of 7 months. About ready to go check out 2-3 other smaller cities. I speak no Spanish but have no need or want to chat with foreigners..

A lie doesn't care who tells it, just in case you didn't read my last post, you too, also fall into that category of narcissis with personality disorder. When I can only do bad things but you claim to have never met me, it is funny that I didn't even mention Tall Man, but once again, you seem to get the person I was with right, carry on liar, like I said, that fear of abandonment has you afraid to be yourself, Pollo Negro is out!

[LoveItHere69]

This guy, Loveit69, has met me, as well as other Mongers who were with me at the time that we met. He can tell you that I am much younger than him and younger than many on this board. He can tell you that I don't have to hide when I am in Centro. Why in the world would I have to fabricate a story to impress older European guys with less cash flow than myself? Make it make sense? I am younger, wealthier, nothing to hide, and you think my stories are BS? If I was older, around all of this young poon poon and everything that I was taught to believe about minorities happen to blow up right in my face, I would have to react the way that the self imposed kings of the world react when they are wrong. I would call Pollo a liar, I would say Pollo was fake, but did ILoveit69 tell you he was hiding in the bushes watching me and other mongers talk in English before he would approach us? Fact is, when you're broke, unworthy and do not meet the social norms, you run and hide the way that this guy did. But carry on, I fully understand what you feel like when you believe one thing and reality is another, this is my line of work and what I really get paid for, that mental health and instability is a beast! Pollo Negro is out!

We never met. The last few months I have been here. The last few months you have been in the States (unless you are lying again). So that means we met last year in which I left October 28,2020. I only remember talking to one guy. I was sitting in a chair at Botero when he spoke to me. He saw me again and talked to me at a street BBQ. I told him he was was full of crap because things he said did not match what I saw him do. He was a cracker like me but not as good. I would rate him a Saltine. Myself more a Ritz or Triscuit. But please do not call me cracker. It always makes me hungry and of all things for "Crackers" and they suck here!

The only foreigner I kinda sorta approached was TallMan but he was busy on his phone. Never have I approached any foreigner. I had a foreigner approach me last month saying he was leaving tomorrow for Bucaramanga. But 2 days later he saw me and said Hello. Just met him and he was a liar (decided to stay longer or some other BS) so I walked off.

My hotel was near San Antonio station so you have no idea how good or bad my hotel was so no idea rich or poor. I never tell anyone how much or how little I have saved or make. Why would I do that. Never been big as a fancy dresser but especially here so you can not gauge my money by that. Nobody cares if you are rich or not. Your rich and my rich and little Johny's definition of rich are all different. Odd you always have to brag about yourself in some form or fashion. All I do know is that I am here and you are not which tells me something.

Why on earth would I be scared to talk to foreigners? I was in Cucuta for 2 months, Bogota 1 month, Barranquilla nearly 3 months, and Medellin total of 7 months. About ready to go check out 2-3 other smaller cities. I speak no Spanish but have no need or want to chat with foreigners.

This trip a girl from my last trip who wanted me to go with me but I did not want. She called over a gringo. We chatted a bit. Then he brought others to introduce them to me. The only time I ever talked to foreigners and regret it! Talked to that large group for a month. Learned nothing. Can not remember much that was talked about. My advice was ignored and then many times soon proved correct. I do not talk to any of them now. Here are some examples why. Guy A got into an argument with me within 5 minutes chatting that there were no flights back to USA during the country lock down but there were humanitarian flights every month. Guy be was a cock blocker who always tried to play interpreter when he saw me with a girl. Guy see ran up to the girl who was following me to my hotel and told her he would pay more (failed by the way). Guy the said I complained about everything so I said give me an example and he used a restaurant he showed us. I asked what specifically did I complain about (food, location, atmosphere). He could not answer. Then I told him I had been there 5 times and showed another guy that place. Guy E said one of his bucket list items was to sex a set of twins. I showed him the pictures of what the twins sent me from the guy who shared on this site. They wanted 250,000 each for an hour with condom. I asked for 1.5 hours but she wanted the full 2 hours. Roughly $140 for both girls for 1 hour and it was too much for him. Wow! $140 too much to sex his first pair of twins on his bucket list. Guy F I was told by one of the girls is bad to the girls so many will not go with him. She told me because I laughed how he spent 10-15 minutes trying to get a girl and walked off. I had her in 3 minutes. She told me why because she knows I do not converse with any of those guys. 3 of these guys never change their clothes. Unreal! I could go on forever.

I met a member here in Bogota last year. He text me on Whatsapp and I said when you visit Botero we can walk around. Two weeks later I told him "Liar liar pants on fire" through Whatsapp. He came to Botero once but met another member. I do not care. But it shows how people talk but it is just that TALK.

Months ago guys were arguing about a girl with green hair and then blue hair. I shared that our first meeting was great but our second meeting I walked out on her at the love hotel. But I still recommended her. Saw her a few weeks ago. She went with me. Things were a little off but no problems. She told me that a guy on ISG told her that I had posted her picture on the site (maybe it was you). I explained I do not have her picture and would not do that. Obviously she believed me or she would not have gone with me. Her hair is now shoulder length straight and she has lost a little weight. She looks great.

[PolloNegro]

if I was running this place I would throw both of you out. PN with his racist comments about European men.
Both have diarrhea of the mouth and the keyboard and should get cut off!!

Dear Mr MarquisdeSade, the reality is this, you are a narcissist who has a personality disorder. The admin is like a bartender, or a bar owner, he has set the rules of the establishment. You are the first one to engage in disagreeing with other board members then the first thing you want to do is advise the admin to throw out certain board members. This is why this is called the stupid shit thread. You are offended by the term European looking males, but how do you think men of color feel when you and others have the audacity to type that black males with big gold chains feel? If that statement isn't racist, I wouldn't know how to describe racism.

Your narcissistic personality speaks volumes for every word that you type and place in this forum. Allow me to inform you of what statistics say about people like you. Narcissistic people with personality disorder has a prevalence of around 2% among the general population. Meaning that there are not many people like you, although you do exist. Furthermore the literature goes on to say, "There is also a high prevalence among the mothers of these people! Please Mr MarquisdeSade do not shoot the messenger. Scientist and theorist say, people who are narcissist with personality disorders tend to suffer from complications which include major depressive episodes, psychotic episodes, sexual disorders, as well as self-harm. Those in academia say people who are narcissist with personality disorders, cannot maintain a social relationship because they cannot recognize the boundary between their own Self and that of others. The reasons that people who are narcissist with personality disorders are not able to maintain meaningful relationships with others are: fear of abandonment, intense unstable relationships, disturbed sense of identity, impulsivity, self-destructive or suicidal behaviour, affective instability, chronic feeling of emptiness, intense anger, psychotic and dissociative symptoms.

I usually charge a healthy coin to deliver this kind of consultation, but because you are such a special guy, I decided to provide this consultation free of service. Pollo Negro is out!

[JohnnyO]

You are right, all of my advice should be ignored here due to typos. P.S. - the user's name is World Travel 69, not "world traveller" with two lls. Also, as long as we are at it: well when you ask a question, you should use a " not "thanks." I could keep going calling out spelling and grammar errors, but I proved my point. See how irritating it is when someone is a jerk about spelling and grammar on this site instead of just sharing advice in a kind way about fucking chicas? Guys. Seriously, it was a typo, get over it. The joke is done. All you will get by continuing this is discouraging people who want to actively contribute to this community by seeing how you treat contributors.

I don't think you proved anything. I frequently type up quick points on my mobile while I'm on the move just to get the info out there, but at the very least I am going to get the country right that I am supposedly talking about. You can have the last word if you like. I'm out.

[Paulie97]

but did ILoveit69 tell you he was hiding in the bushes watching me and other mongers talk in English before he would approach us? Fact is, when you're broke, unworthy and do not meet the social norms, you run and hide the way that this guy did.

Priceless.

[Haokool]

I wasn't wearing the headphones. They were in my pocket and got them when they searched me. I don't mind being called stupid. And I guess I was for having my cell phone and wallet on me, as well for not calling a cab. But I saw these kids walking towards me and they didn't give off any vibe until they went into robber mode. They just got lucky to catch me walking during a break in traffic and took advantage.

As others have said, I only post to give you guys a heads up to keep your head on a swivel because things do seem a little crazier here around here on this trip. My girls are telling me to avoid centro at all costs for example.

But I think if you take cabs anytime you leave well populated areas, you should be fine. Still love this place and will be coming back.

They recently killed an American investor.

Check the news.

[Villainy]

Well you agree? Really? This turd is a douchebag, what does that say about you?

I see ISG kinda like a bar, the admin is the bartender, if I was running this place I would throw both of you out, hes not describing me, but he might be describing a good portion of the board with his blanket insults, not unlike PN with his racist comments about European men.

Both have diarrhea of the mouth and the keyboard and should get cut off!!

Oddly enough, I have lived here in Medellin for about a year and a half and I find the PolloNegro and Osteoknot posts infinitely more useful to new members than yours. Their comments have the unmistakable.

Note of authenticity. Clearly both have spent a lot of time here. I can't say the same for anything you've written.

[Paulie97]

Did you forget you were in Colombia and not Hyde Park?

This is the new bread of mongers on the scene: walking around Colombia with Beats by Dre headphones on while checking sports scores on their Apple Watch. Smdh.

Check the original report and the guy never said he was wearing the headphones. And in fact he just confirmed that he wasn't, that they were in his pocket with his phone. But that's how misinformation spreads. One person misreads a report then others pile on based on the information. Basic reading comprehension skills are a valuable asset indeed. Wink.

[YyzTravel]

With all of this knowledge on Colombia I would have thought he could have least spelled the name of the country correctly, just saying.

You are right, all of my advice should be ignored here due to typos. P.S. - the user's name is World Travel 69, not "world traveller" with two lls. Also, as long as we are at it: well when you ask a question, you should use a " not "thanks." I could keep going calling out spelling and grammar errors, but I proved my point. See how irritating it is when someone is a jerk about spelling and grammar on this site instead of just sharing advice in a kind way about fucking chicas? Guys. Seriously, it was a typo, get over it. The joke is done. All you will get by continuing this is discouraging people who want to actively contribute to this community by seeing how you treat contributors.

[JohnnyO]

Hey folks, lots of questions / PMs since my last detailed reportso I thought I would share them with the group.

• Spanish - I have had a lot of folks ask me about best phrases. Sure, there are some phrases you could learn in Columbian slang, but just go and download DuoLingo, and give yourself 30 minutes a day of practice. For you guys in Columbia already, use your phone for a translator, but instead of showing it to the girl attempt to read it EVERY DAMN TIME, and yes, you will have horrid pronunciation at first. Yes, I know, it will be annoying, but they will help you, the girls actually think it's cute when a gringo tries to learn Spanish. Never copy and paste, use the translator, and then retype. Watch some movies you already know with Spanish audio... just get used to using it, and saying basic things to people in Spanish... you will be speaking Spanish in 4-5 weeks if you do this. Hit up amazing and buy some kid's workbooks - seriously, once your get over the learning curve with the genders and the tenses, it's not that difficult.

With all of this knowledge on Colombia I would have thought he could have least spelled the name of the country correctly, just saying.

Anyhow the other day I couldn't find Sexy Fantasias inside Caracas Mall thingy. The description on the world traveller map says "On the second floor, across from the gym on the 2nd floor you will see a gate and a staircase, go up" so this is assuming you are already on the second floor? There was no way up to the second floor, there was a staircase that led to a barbers and another staircase with a shutter and then another with a gate, was that it? Can someone provide some more instruction, thanks. I sent them a what's app asking if they were operating and they said they were so I guess its still up and running but they did not seem to willing to help me find it.

My second choice was closed Club Paris, went by this twice on two separate afternoons, no bell no sign nothing. The door was locked shut. Went to club Amigas de sexy on 45, there also seems to be another listing on 58? Amigas on 45, friendly place but they only showed around 3-4 girls and they didn't look too great, one did but she was a bit miserable. I left, no charge for the presentation. Went back to my usual Dulce see, another awesome session.

Any more recommendations for casas?

Some people were asking about renting fincas outside of Medellin, I did it and it was fun but a lot of the towns are closed, meaning the airbnbs will not accept bookings or your booking could be cancelled due to covid measures or you may not be able to get a hotel.

[Black Page]

Huston Texas. Jaja good one. Years back when I first started researching Colombia I spelled it with a you and I was quickly corrected by a senior member on CH. Get the tee shirt.
'Colombia with an-O' jaja.

I shot the photo of the hat at a shop of BOG airport, if I remember well. When I saw that hat, I immediately understood it was necessary to take a pic, as I would have felt the need to post it on ISG for the years to come.

PS: I have also used Google Maps to search where the hell was Parque "Poblano", if I missed it all these years.

[The Cane]

Huston Texas. Jaja good one. Years back when I first started researching Colombia I spelled it with a you and I was quickly corrected by a senior member on CH. Get the tee shirt.

'Colombia with an-O' jaja.

You know how you know when somebody is from the UK? They say "Huston", "Los Angeleez", and "Alabamer" LOL! By the way, don't know why the auto-correct capitalizes "LOS". Not every use of it is about Thailand and the Land of Smiles.

[LatinaLover#1]

Lots of useful information provided. Appreciated. I suggest you link it in the RoD.
But you spent such a long time in Medellin, Bogota, Cartagena, and still did not learn that it they are not near Washington DC?? Please...!
First word to learn is Colombia. No need of a translator. When I travel to USA I am not welcome to write HUSTON, TX.

Huston Texas. Jaja good one. Years back when I first started researching Colombia I spelled it with a you and I was quickly corrected by a senior member on CH. Get the tee shirt.

'Colombia with an-O' jaja.

[YyzTravel]

Lots of useful information provided. Appreciated. I suggest you link it in the RoD.
But you spent such a long time in Medellin, Bogota, Cartagena, and still did not learn that it they are not near Washington DC?? Please...!
First word to learn is Colombia. No need of a translator. When I travel to USA I am not welcome to write HUSTON, TX.

I wish the admin had not deleted part of my post, it would be a perfect reply to this. You are correct, there are some typos in my post. I will make an extra active effort to make sure that I type Colombia from now on.

[Black Page]

Spanish - I have had a lot of folks ask me about best phrases. Sure, there are some phrases you could learn in Columbian slang, but just go and download DuoLingo, and give yourself 30 minutes a day of practice. For you guys in Columbia already, use your phone for a translator,

Lots of useful information provided. Appreciated. I suggest you link it in the RoD.
But you spent such a long time in Medellin, Bogota, Cartagena, and still did not learn that it they are not near Washington DC?? Please...!
First word to learn is Colombia. No need of a translator. When I travel to USA I am not welcome to write HUSTON, TX.