Stupid shit in Medellin

[XBoyX]

IEven harder to believe you'd go to a Spanish-speaking country and not know at least how to say prices.

That said, you'll get by somehow. I speak Spanish, but I've been to destinations where I didn't know the language and I was able to get by.

You said it's harder to believe that I'm going to Colombia without knowing Spanish, then you said you have been to the countries that you didn't know the language! See? It shouldn't be so hard to believe then.

Ever consider the Philippines? They speak English. The place is tailor made for guys like you.

I lived in Philippines for 2 years few years ago and was there again 2 months ago along with Thailand and Cambodia. Been to Dubai and Ukraine too. I'm not a stupid person and will find my way or worst case scenario Google translator can help. But as Colombians study English in their school I thought it shouldn't be hard for a hooker to say her price in English.

[XBoyX]

Dude,

Calm down, did I talk about your family that you get so defensive? My expectations are not too high, as Colombians learn English in school as the second language so it's not surprising if they know at least few words and numbers. What's wrong with you?

Such arrogance! You go pussy chasing in a Spanish speaking country and you expect English on top of them fucking your sorry ass.

[Nyahbinghi83]

Does any of the girls in Santa Fe speak basic English? At least can say the prices in English? It's hard to believe they are in this business but still can't speak a few words in English to get non-Spanish speaking clients.

Such arrogance! You go pussy chasing in a Spanish speaking country and you expect English on top of them fucking your sorry ass.

[NYCassman]

Hello,

Will be heading to Medellin. It has been recommended to use a credit card with no transaction fees when possible for best rates. Anyone recommend any one specific for Colombia. Also any bank that will not charge a big transaction fee when using the ATM machines. Also what bank's ATM should I use once I'm there. I tend to exchange cash but as it has been pointed out, it seems like I'm losing some money by doing that. Been to Medellin 3 times and would be happy to answer any other question.

Thanks!

Chase amazon prime no transaction fees.

[JjBee62]

Trust you, that is.

Trust me, you're the only one who understands what "simulated GFE" is. GFE is a simulated experience by definition. So why add a second "simulated" when everyone already knows it's simulated? So when you say "simulated GFE", you are actually saying, simulated simulated GFE. Which makes no sense whatsoever.

I might trust you some if you were providing anything beneficial here, but it appears you're just here to be argumentative. I suppose it's a side effect of slamming clams. You should stay away from the geoducks. They stretch you out and leave you grumpy.

If you have ever stayed at the Mansion, you might understand simulated GFE. Probably not, but I'm trying to be generous.

Because I wanted first hand experience, I spent 2 nights there. I didn't need to stay there, since I already had a nice apartment and my Spanish is good enough for me to get by. However, if I'm going to give advice to people, I prefer to have experience of my own, rather than rely on what I've heard from others.

There are a group of girls who are regulars. They are there several times a week. There are others who only come by a few times per week. Several of the girls prefer to get in 2 or 3 customers each night. They do all the basic things that most guys consider GFE. They do these things 10-20 times a week with 10 or more guys. It's like they're following a recipe.

For many of the Mansion regulars it doesn't matter. The experience is still better and cheaper, and with a much younger, prettier woman than anything they've experienced at home. However, some of us have a higher standard.

[Arcangel]

Colombia is not a westernized country.

You are confusing USA with the western world, or even the developed world. Not the same thing at all. I love Colombia because it is a western country (I. E. European heritage) that is not americanized.

The more money you give or spend in the developed world, you are respected and treated as such.

This is true in USA, Dominican Republic, Haiti and such countries.

The more money you give and spend in Colombia, the more naive and weaker Colombians think you are.

This is true in Colombia as in many developed and / or western countries.

[Manizales911]

Hello,

Will be heading to Medellin. It has been recommended to use a credit card with no transaction fees when possible for best rates. Anyone recommend any one specific for Colombia. Also any bank that will not charge a big transaction fee when using the ATM machines. Also what bank's ATM should I use once I'm there. I tend to exchange cash but as it has been pointed out, it seems like I'm losing some money by doing that. Been to Medellin 3 times and would be happy to answer any other question.

Thanks!

Charles Schwab. No ATM fees at any ATM anywhere in the world.

[Mufasa1]

Hello,

Will be heading to Medellin. It has been recommended to use a credit card with no transaction fees when possible for best rates. Anyone recommend any one specific for Colombia. Also any bank that will not charge a big transaction fee when using the ATM machines. Also what bank's ATM should I use once I'm there. I tend to exchange cash but as it has been pointed out, it seems like I'm losing some money by doing that. Been to Medellin 3 times and would be happy to answer any other question.

Thanks!

[Paulie97]

Ok, advice noted.

Only problem is the affirmation had nothing to do with the price of rice in China in the context of Duncan216's report, wrong launching pad for the sermon. But carry on.

[SBTiger]

Colombia is not a westernized country.

The more money you give or spend in the developed world, you are respected and treated as such. The more money you give and spend in Colombia, the more naive and weaker Colombians think you are. She asked for drinks and you never refused, plus the translator thing at a Centro strip club, etc, thereby gave a green light. Glad you talked to the manager.

Ok, advice noted.

[Paulie97]

plus the translator thing at a Centro strip club, etc, thereby gave a green light.

How many times have we heard this one? Seems some don't want the newbies in the Centro strip clubs, but keep them. The rooms are nasty. God help you if a fire breaks out while you are locked up in the attic at Bara Ejectiva. The neighborhood is depressing at night to say the least, plus plucking a diamond out of the rough can be a chore.

Most of us are never going to be fluent in Spanish so the phone / translator is going to come out at times, especially if the girl keeps talking fast. I've used the translator on well over 100 occasions and got adequate to excellent service. I've kept my phone in my pocket a number of times and gotten a bad deal. No doubt your conclusion sounds good to many ears but it doesn't follow from the evidence. There's bad putas out there, plus they know foreigners regardless of how good their Spanish is.

P.S. The guy bought the girl a second cheap beer to take in the back. Big deal. Isn't like he was making it rain on the stage.

[Paulie97]

Bingo! You are wise beyond your post count.

I'd add that the more money you give, the more likely you are to be a victim of a robbery or scam.

So the guy set himself up to get robbed by buying the puta a second $4 beer, even though the "naive" Colombianos are in there buying them all night long on the weekends? That's why they sell them. Lolol I'm sure Blue Touch appreciates the pat on the back though. Water seeks it's own level I suppose. Guys like you are the ones that don't even tip in US restaurants. We get it.

Bingo! You are wise beyond your post count. I'd add that the more money you give, the more likely you are to be a victim of a robbery or scam.

[Combo]

Colombia is not a westernized country.

The more money you give or spend in the developed world, you are respected and treated as such. The more money you give and spend in Colombia, the more naive and weaker Colombians think you are. She asked for drinks and you never refused, plus the translator thing at a Centro strip club, etc, thereby gave a green light. Glad you talked to the manager.

Bingo! You are wise beyond your post count.

I'd add that the more money you give, the more likely you are to be a victim of a robbery or scam.

[Blue Touch]

Colombia is not a westernized country.

The more money you give or spend in the developed world, you are respected and treated as such. The more money you give and spend in Colombia, the more naive and weaker Colombians think you are. She asked for drinks and you never refused, plus the translator thing at a Centro strip club, etc, thereby gave a green light. Glad you talked to the manager.

Could have just been a one off but I had a really bad experience at Maracaibo.

First time in Colombia, I went to o Maracaibo and the owner was nice enough to show me where the ATM was like two or three blocks away. I went into the club and a woman sat next to me and started chatting me up in Spanish. My Spanish was really bad so we used a translator. I asked if she did BBBJ and she said yes and she would do anything I asked for $25 worth of pesos (I think it was 75 k pesos). I said yes and went to the back with her. She asked for the money up front and asked for me to buy her another drink. I forgot the rules that everyone tells you on this form and gave the money up front (my mistake) and bought her the 2nd drink. She sniffed some coke and got naked. Her breasts went all the way to the ground and she was chubby. She went from a 7 (I'the pay for this) to a 3 (would pass her up at a club if she threw herself at me). She then tried to put a condom on me. I told her she either gave me a BBBJ or my money back.).

[The Tall Man]

A long time ago, I rented a spare room to a guy who worked for me. I had a neighbor at the time who used to come by on occasion, when her husband was out of town. Once the roommate moved in, she would just walk over and ask me if I could fix her sink, or help hang a picture and we'd go back to her house. After 4 or 5 times the roommate tells me, "she's always coming over here. Clearly she's hot for me."

One possibility is that you're stepping on toes. The other possibility is that you're being contradictory.

Okay, you make 800 k last for 24 hours. Your 30 k Veracruz girl needs to ride 26 dicks in 24 hours and hope for 20 k in tips to match that. Now, I'm guessing you're probably not busting 26 times every 24 hours and I'm also guessing at least some of that time is down time, unless you're coking up for several days straight. Actually, if you're doing coke 24/7 everything fits.

Those Veracruz girls are doing great if they make 150 k per day. If they break 200, they've hit the lottery. Most days they're happy to hit 100 k. So, 800 k to put up with one dick, is probably better than hoping for 5 dicks. I know if someone offers me one month of my current pay to work for 1 day, I'm calling in sick.

Now take the guys staying in Poblado. They're paying 200 k for 1 to 4 hours, or 400 k for 8 to 12 hours. If they want, they're spending 14-18 hours of the day with 2 to 4 girls, including 1 overnight and they're paying about the same amount as you're paying. Yet you want to argue that you're getting a bargain, while they are paying too much.

Yes, there are guys paying $200 - $300 for an hour. You won't find many of them here. They don't go places looking for cheap sex, they are out to party. They'll drop $1000 on a bar tab without a thought. I've seen them walk into a bar, 4 guys and 6 girls, grab another 6 girls and head back to their $800 night penthouse to party. That's their thing, but it's not mongering. Most of that type wouldn't believe you if you told them the girl they just gave $200 to was a prostitute.

You have lots of money. That's great. You have lots of free time. That's fantastic. You have 20 girls who will do what you want for what you want to pay. Super. However, there's really no benefit to constantly criticize others for A. Not having as much money as you, be. Not having as much free time as you, see. Spending their money the way they want, and the. Not doing things the way you do.

Your statement is spot on as I have seen it played out many times: "Most of that type wouldn't believe you if you told them the girl they just gave $200 to was a prostitute. ".

The Tall Man.