Stupid shit in Medellin

[MongerHunger]

It's ridiculous and some of you tune in everyday for the next episode.

[Paulie97]

Fuck that noise. Pure simp talk. You are the king. Make that broad give you a back massage while you are fucking the other chick. And when she gets tired she can feed y'all grapes in between.

See. That is where the shit starts. You wash those dishes and I guarantee that next thing is she will be using all 7 of those vibrators ON YOU!

And this happens on all levels. Will never forget a hen pecked old guy back in New Orleans, was a landlord of mine in the early 90's, he said speaking of his wife "son once you let it get started it never stops." lolol Well the lesson is sure, man up and don't let it get started. Don't be like the guys that grab their ankles and hope it doesn't hurt too bad, under the guise of "go with the flow" or some Bush league relativism, IE. "If he likes taking up up the ass let him take it up the ass," well whatever. Lolol.

[Balboa]

Usually you give good advice. Maybe tomorrow you'll get back on track.

"Pure simp talk" is you saying there's only one way to enjoy a woman and that's your way. That's you saying everyone else in the world is doing it wrong, which makes it very confusing. Which of the 8-10 different ways you've written about is the right one? Does it depend on the day of the week, or the phase of the moon? Is calculus required, or do you have a hotline we can call?

I'm going under the assumption that Blakman wants to enjoy his week. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe he wants to spend 2 days with a woman who tries to ruin every moment. Maybe regret is what he's looking for. I kinda thought he wanted to fuck.
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Haha, very true.

Sometimes talkin smack is just that, talkin smack, and it reality it doesn't work.

[Mr Enternational]

Usually you give good advice. Maybe tomorrow you'll get back on track.

"Pure simp talk" is you saying there's only one way to enjoy a woman and that's your way. That's you saying everyone else in the world is doing it wrong, which makes it very confusing. Which of the 8-10 different ways you've written about is the right one? Does it depend on the day of the week, or the phase of the moon? Is calculus required, or do you have a hotline we can call?

It is tailored. There is no one size fits all. That is why there are 8-10 ways, because they fit 8-10 chicks in 8-10 situations.

[JjBee62]

Fuck that noise. Pure simp talk. You are the king. Make that broad give you a back massage while you are fucking the other chick. And when she gets tired she can feed y'all grapes in between.

See. That is where the shit starts. You wash those dishes and I guarantee that next thing is she will be using all 7 of those vibrators ON YOU!

Usually you give good advice. Maybe tomorrow you'll get back on track.

"Pure simp talk" is you saying there's only one way to enjoy a woman and that's your way. That's you saying everyone else in the world is doing it wrong, which makes it very confusing. Which of the 8-10 different ways you've written about is the right one? Does it depend on the day of the week, or the phase of the moon? Is calculus required, or do you have a hotline we can call?

I'm going under the assumption that Blakman wants to enjoy his week. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe he wants to spend 2 days with a woman who tries to ruin every moment. Maybe regret is what he's looking for. I kinda thought he wanted to fuck.

Here's what will happen if he follows your advice:

1. She'll refuse. If he presses her, difficult with limited Spanish, it'll upset the other girl. Now he's stuck with 2 women he's paying for sex and neither one wants to have sex.

2. His 8 will go downstairs. The other girl may follow. If she doesn't, within 3 minutes the noise will start. Might be loud music or TV, might be her talking loudly on the phone, or might be her slamming things in the kitchen. This will almost certainly convince the other girl it's time to go.

2 a. If the other girl goes downstairs too, there's a slim chance everything will calm down and he'll be allowed to fuck the one girl while his 8 watches and pouts. There's also a slim chance it will end in a fight.

3. If nobody goes down to check on her, the 8 will come up and make a big show of packing her suitcase. Party is over. She'll probably agree to stay, but he'll need to kiss her ass every minute.

3 a. If other girl can't calm her down, other girl will leave and the 8 will continue to be a ***** until he kicks her out, or until he begs and pleads enough for her to stay. He still isn't getting anywhere near her pussy, but she'll at least be quieter.

That's how it works. Pretty much every time. I've experienced it and I've seen many of my swinger friends experience it.

On the other hand, if you include her, within her comfort zone, if you make sure she's not feeling left out, if she has any bisexual feelings, she'll likely be open to at least partial participation. I've experienced that one too, and seen it too many times to count in several swingers clubs and swinger parties.

Whichever scenario he prefers.

[Mr Enternational]

If she's going to watch, you're going to have to give her some attention. Trust me on this one. If you forget she exists while you're fucking another girl, the next day is going to suck. Give her a vibrator, tell her you want to watch her while she's watching you. Take some breaks to make out with her. Make lots of eye contact. Tell her how much you enjoy watching her. And then fuck her like it's the first time.

Fuck that noise. Pure simp talk. You are the king. Make that broad give you a back massage while you are fucking the other chick. And when she gets tired she can feed y'all grapes in between.

She cooked for me today. She's trying to get me to wash the dishes.

See. That is where the shit starts. You wash those dishes and I guarantee that next thing is she will be using all 7 of those vibrators ON YOU!

[Septimius]

Hell he should of just bought a warm cantaloupe, hollowed out a slit in it, and banged the melon, at least it would of been warm and wet. This whole thought of banging an imitation pussy takes us to new heights here.

I could not stop fuckin laughin out loud at this! I still keep in touch with the guy but never bring it up. I don't think its something he'd want to talk about. Personally I would not care. I have learned to welcome all kinds of fetishes at my age. Except for the BDSM shit.

[Septimius]

Obviously he did not look before he lept. Neither did he feel for wetness. I just don't get it. But wait a minute. If he knew the inside felt different he had to know it was not a real pussy. Jezus Khrist.

He could have known all along and maybe went with it? Fuck man who knows what really happened that night. I only know what he told me. Drunken sailors always get into some shit especially us guys that were stationed in Japan. The days of Thailand and Singapore were some of the best times of my life.

[Surfer500]

Obviously he did not look before he lept. Neither did he feel for wetness. I just don't get it. But wait a minute. If he knew the inside felt different he had to know it was not a real pussy. Jezus Khrist.

Hell he should of just bought a warm cantaloupe, hollowed out a slit in it, and banged the melon, at least it would of been warm and wet. This whole thought of banging an imitation pussy takes us to new heights here.

[Mr Enternational]

I remember one time a buddy of mine had a "Filipina chick" that already had the surgery. I saw her myself and man she had all of us fooled. Pretty face and shaped like a woman. He said her insides felt differently obviously due to the anatomical differences.

Obviously he did not look before he lept. Neither did he feel for wetness. I just don't get it. But wait a minute. If he knew the inside felt different he had to know it was not a real pussy. Jezus Khrist.

[Surfer500]

LOL fair enough. I remember one time a buddy of mine had a "Filipina chick" that already had the surgery. I saw her myself and man she had all of us fooled. Pretty face and shaped like a woman. He said her insides felt differently obviously due to the anatomical differences. He enjoyed himself but was a little disappointed when he found out later on she used to be a dude. He handled it well. Some dudes would have totally lost it and probably would have went after the girl. I say if it makes you feel good then fuck it LOL.

Her insides felt different. Hum what does that mean, tight like a drum, or this "thing" opened up like a house when he penetrated it, with his pecker banging against the sides with no friction. What a topic of discussion.

[Septimius]

LOL. Plenty of people have admitted it. I will decline your offer though. I do not have any desire to fuck any dudes with makeup and long hair. But if that is your thing then have at it and we can still have a drink together afterwards. On this board it is against the rules to post stories as such. You can only post info that will help others identify and avoid them.

LOL fair enough. I remember one time a buddy of mine had a "Filipina chick" that already had the surgery. I saw her myself and man she had all of us fooled. Pretty face and shaped like a woman. He said her insides felt differently obviously due to the anatomical differences. He enjoyed himself but was a little disappointed when he found out later on she used to be a dude. He handled it well. Some dudes would have totally lost it and probably would have went after the girl. I say if it makes you feel good then fuck it LOL.

[Surfer500]

Why try it in Colombia when the women are so amazing?! Not to mention the knives that are apparently carried.

The She-Males are for those that like the back door and apparently they have quite a following or wouldn't be out there plying their trade. And yes they carry knives, and stay clear of them as they can be very aggressive. A friend of mine a few years back got confronted by three of them as they were baiting him to go with one of them, and when he refused they took his glasses and smashed the.

[JjBee62]

I wonder if someone on this board is a switch hitter and embarrassed to admit it. Truth be told I have seen a few that I'd probably hit. So I guess that makes me a switch hitter that hasn't pulled the trigger yet. That is the key word right there, YET. When it happens I'll post the report if anyone is interested. Don't knock it until you try it folks.

I'm not going to try it. If there's a dick down there, there's no vagina. If there's no vagina I have no interest. I have no interest in anal, especially not as the catcher, and I'm not satisfied with just a blowjob. I'm also not willing to learn how to give a blowjob, especially if I have to pay for the lesson.

I do remember seeing a guy come in a bar in Medellin, a gringo I'd met briefly. He had a super hot girl with him and an obviously gay guy. I didn't think anything of it until I saw him making out with the guy. I guess some people prefer the other threesome combination.

[LeyenLouvain]

Don't knock it until you try it folks.

Why try it in Colombia when the women are so amazing?! Not to mention the knives that are apparently carried.