Stupid shit in Medellin

[MarquisdeSade1]

While mongering is a hobby and a luxury to most, to many on this forum it seems like a profession.

To those that can consider this a hobby then you should spend whatever you feel comfortable with whether 300 usd or 300 cop. As long as you feel it was worth your while at the end why should what others think even matter.

If you're use to a certain type of life in the US, living in the suburbs with a nice house, car, etc, why would you want to go to places Centro or Sante Fe in Bogota?

I've been to both and it's extremely congested and the short stay hotels are absolutely disgusting.

I'm sorry but this is the truth.

Believe it or not it's the budget mongers who are more likely targeted for being drugged or robbed because they practice their hobby in seedy areas..

So many silly points I won't even bother, but need to ask, when is the last time you heard of a tourist being killed in Plaza Botero?

What about the tourist (probably a monger) just killed in Parque Lleras for his cell fone?

If I'm going to rob a tourist I will hunt the tourist areas, try common sense sometime.

[Kazeu]

This is just a personal attack all around. I can't believe the admins allowed this trash. Even in the stupid shit part of the forum.

Haha what's your point?

I called you out several times. You condone fucking underage girls, but you condemn the personal consumption of cocaine. You don't make too much sense man. I seen guys like you around Parque Lleras. Wearing your black fruit of the loom T-Shirt, cheap Brett Farve wrangler jeans, and gay leather choker pedant around your neck with a pathetic hairline. Every time someone looks in your direction, you cower and look at your feet as your circle Pargue Lleras and hope to find a desperate starving venezuelan to prey on the for the night. I ve seen guys like you harass the girls with the sad desperate looks on their faces knowing they have to sleep with fat ugly hairy limp dick disgusting slobs just to put a meal in their mouths. Guys like you make me sick. The day a woman no longer enjoys my company I leave her alone. I will never allow myself to become a disgraceful predator like you choca-monger. Just so you know, people take one look at you and they know exactly what a fucking loser you are.

[Njoean197]

Knew it was you after you first posted. If that underage girl couldn't of been traced back to you, you'd blasting her info all over this board to stay away from. Lesson of the day boys stay away from sketchy girls with fake IDs and stop shoveling coke up your nose.

A fair warning haha. Yes the whole reason I posted LOL.

[Njoean197]

I will never admit is a far cry away from I would never actually sleep with or touch an underage girl.

This seems like you do hook up with underage women but you just won't admit to it online.

I would never have anything to admit to with an underage girl. Maybe that's a difference between you and I?

And I would not take as gospel the ridiculous stories of people I don't know, then share them, then get all butt hurt when nobody believes them.

YMMV.

Good Luck.

Love and light brother!

Your stupidity is giving me a headache. I will try to explain this again. The man in the story slept with the girl thinking she was of age. After he slept with her, he discovered she had a fake cedula and suspected her to be underage which she never admitted too.

People came to the obvious conclusion that the story was actually not a story I was told, but actually happened to me.

I am telling you, it was a story I was told, BUT I would also never admit to possibly sleeping with an underage girl by accident, even in an online forum.

Can you add 2+2=4 in this situation. I can't make it any more clear for you.

And to be even more clear, I would never try and sleep with an underage girl, that shit is sick. I don't even like the 18-19 year olds as they act like uneducated teenage children, which they basically are.

[Njoean197]

I will never admit is a far cry away from I would never actually sleep with or touch an underage girl.

This seems like you do hook up with underage women but you just won't admit to it online.

I would never have anything to admit to with an underage girl. Maybe that's a difference between you and I?

And I would not take as gospel the ridiculous stories of people I don't know, then share them, then get all butt hurt when nobody believes them.

YMMV.

Good Luck.


Love and light brother!

Go back and read my original post. I clearly state the only reason I was posting that was to warn people to make sure they check cedulas. I was honestly just trying to look out for fellow members and make them aware of the dangers in Medellin. I am sorry for sharing an experience which was meant to try and inform members to make their trips safer. I don't know what else to say.

If a man offered me advice in real life, I am not going to spit in his face, even if his story seems like a lie. And again, I don't understand why is so hard to believe about the story. Chicas will be upset if you make them leave without paying. Colombians party at houses during quarantine. Chicas will show up on you without cedulas. Like, what is so hard to believe about any of that. You just seem like a miserable loser.

[Njoean197]

Seems like a really sane, rational and honest guy. I already replied to his story with a few of my reasons but, you are so reactive and hyper sensitive in your hissy fit that you haven't given it time to be posted. But it will be, along with this message. In the mean time: all you are doing is making yourself look silly.

Why do you get your panties so bunched up over some guy you don't know not believing your accounts of a story that come from another person you don't know?

That's perplexing to normal people.

I don't believe your ridiculous tory. So what. Others can believe you--though I imagine few really do. LOL.

And it wasn't your report. It was your 2nd hand relay of a report a random guy you met that you don't know supposedly told you. As if anyone should believe that's going to be the epitome of accuracy. LOL. Thanks for the laughs though. Your melt made me chuckle.

And by the way--you're the one wasting time fighting. You didn't need to reply to me. There is no reason to care what others think about the fable you are claiming someone told you. All I did was express my truth: I call BS. The whole story is so nonsensical it doesn't seem like it could be real. I apologize if you are too immature to handle the truth. Or as Jack famously said, 'you can't handle the truth!

I am a little curious why someone is so attached to the veracity of a story that they admit wasn't even their story to tell?

This is why hear-say isn't allowed in a court. Most hear-say is inaccurate BS.

I encourage you to go to a spa or a massage. Maybe smoke a bowl or take a valium. You post like someone spending too much time alone who is overthinking stuff while embellishing your stories (or someone else's supposed experience).

Just being hyper aggressive and hostile-doesn't make our stories seem any more real or true. In fact, its the opposite. Your ridiculous over reactions and hysterics and aggression only further diminish your already minimized credibility (at least with me. Which really shouldn't mean much to anyone but me).

Thou doth protest too much!

Anyone else ever give their laptop to a prostitute as collateral for not being able to pay for a BJ? Anyone believe this would actually happen, in part because a party of people across the street from your lodging were cheering the girl when she got out of the taxi? Or were cheering for the cocaine purchase? I mean come on. Why are we spending any time on this nonsense?

I'm done with it.

Believe it if you need it or leave it if you dare.

Meanwhile, I have had 2 girls message me in the last couple of days lamenting about how tough times are for them these days and asking me about when I am coming back. So, I guess business is down in MDE-these girls don't care about me. They care about whatever ben franklin gets converted to.

Fair enough, look the story is true. I don't post bullshit. At this point if you don't believe, then don't believe. There is absolutely nothing in this story that is very far-fetched. Take into account the circumstances of the quarantine. Then think about how detailed this story was. Like why would anyone go to such great lengths to fabricate this story and reply over and over again to explain its authenticity. It just doesn't make sense why someone would make that up.

What does make sense? I will tell you. I have been following this forum for years and everytime someone posts a story where they had a good time or its slightly interesting, you get some old fucking loser trolls who have to start hating. Its fucking annoying bro. So I am spitting the venom back at you. Poke the bull get the horns *****. You sound like a fucking loser who preys on young girls.

You are right about one thing, I shouldn't be wasting my time caring if someone believes me or not. The fucking troll losers on this forum who hate for no reason are just too fucking annoying sometimes.

[Njoean197]

I agree! He certainly knows many vivid details based on a supposed third party story. He even knows that "the guy" fucked the hell out of the girl like a stallion. LOL! He also fucked the girl multiple times on at least two different occasions before allegedly becoming concerned about her age.

Effects of cocaine:

Grandiosity; inflated self-esteem.

Feelings of restlessness.

Irritability and anxiety.

Panic.

Paranoia.

Haha what's your point?

I called you out several times. You condone fucking underage girls, but you condemn the personal consumption of cocaine. You don't make too much sense man. I seen guys like you around Parque Lleras. Wearing your black fruit of the loom T-Shirt, cheap Brett Farve wrangler jeans, and gay leather choker pedant around your neck with a pathetic hairline. Every time someone looks in your direction, you cower and look at your feet as your circle Pargue Lleras and hope to find a desperate starving venezuelan to prey on the for the night. I ve seen guys like you harass the girls with the sad desperate looks on their faces knowing they have to sleep with fat ugly hairy limp dick disgusting slobs just to put a meal in their mouths. Guys like you make me sick. The day a woman no longer enjoys my company I leave her alone. I will never allow myself to become a disgraceful predator like you choca-monger. Just so you know, people take one look at you and they know exactly what a fucking loser you are.

[Njoean197]

I don't believe a word of this story or the feeble attempts to try to explain it. So many holes. So many things that don't add up.

Like if your going to call someone out on some BS, at least have the balls to reply. He won't because he knows he is a pretender troll. I will eviscerate and expose him if he does reply and he knows this. Hide in the shadows little girl.

One thing you will never catch me do. I will never just randomly attack a board member over his trip report and accuse him of lying for no reason. Wasting time fighting when the reason we should be posting is to exchange our experiences, lean from mistakes, and increase the enjoyment of our trips from pooled knowledge. But you get people like Incignito who are jealous slimy creeps who need to hate just to feel something. What a pussy. Please *****, please reply back so I can expose you. I want to rid this forum of the fucking losers who just want to attack people for no reason.

[Just Incognito]

Haha lets play this game!

Ok explain how my attempts are "feeble"? - You won't be able to LOL.

Explain the "holes" in the story. I am very curious if your reply will resemble anything close to a reasonable response to this post. I suspect you will just resort to shallow insults with no substance to back up your claims.

Lets see if I am right.

The hyper-defensiveness certainly make sit seem like its BS.

The people across the street watching and cheering--seems like utter nonsense.

Giving someone a computer worth like 2 k because you couldn't pay her. And the chica coming bac for less money than the computer is worth. Seems ridiculous.

Honestly, pretty much everything in this story seems off.

Others have already pointed out flaws-and I don't come here to try and convince anyone of their truth. My observations-which I am allowed to have-have created the opinion that this story is BS. I have been to MDE 15 times in the last 5 years. I have hung out with mongers, I have hung out solo. I have hooked up with many chicas and have chica friends. Based on everything in my experience and reading and participating on this board for years--this entire story just seems like some fantasy nonsense not rooted in much truth at all.

Believe it if you need it. React as you wish.

[Deleted by Admin]

LOL!

[Chocha Monger]

I think you are correct. In another post, he stated "The dude didn't even do coke until the girl arrived." How would he know that from a conversation with a complete stranger?

I agree! He certainly knows many vivid details based on a supposed third party story. He even knows that "the guy" fucked the hell out of the girl like a stallion. LOL! He also fucked the girl multiple times on at least two different occasions before allegedly becoming concerned about her age.

Effects of cocaine:

Grandiosity; inflated self-esteem.

Feelings of restlessness.

Irritability and anxiety.

Panic.

Paranoia.

[Osteoknot]

Very impressive, and too think that a guy not much better looking than a Neanderthal, and not even close to being fluent in Spanish, will have a 50/50 chance of bedding a gorgeous girl the same day as meeting is incredible. Sounds like a helluva system you have perfected that others on this board will hopefully be able to emulate.

Hat's off to you!

If the girl engages and agrees to meet you later for drinks or dinner, then 50% bedding success is conservative. Probably higher. Imagine going up to a random chic in the USA, the same behavior would get you 1:1000 success, at best, emphasis on the word YOU, not me jajajaja. You just got your first master lesson in sarcasm or I should say "schooled" jajaja. If a girl ignores me or blows me off I instantly start thinking about the next girl. To me, when I hear guys bemoan their lack of success with picking up regular girls, I usually see a fear of failure that is out of proportion to what is at stake. And they get paralyzed by it. Medellin is a smorgasboard of girls.

[Osteoknot]

Very impressive, and too think that a guy not much better looking than a Neanderthal, and not even close to being fluent in Spanish, will have a 50/50 chance of bedding a gorgeous girl the same day as meeting is incredible. Sounds like a helluva system you have perfected that others on this board will hopefully be able to emulate.

Hat's off to you!

Attention whoring, asshole. I consider sarcasm an art form that determines your station in life. You got a ways to go, ajajaja. I'm too lazy to look this up but is Sjobs the guy with a Pinky girlfriend? Little help appreciated and you sound like you would know.

[Surfer500]

I have a system. It is my own. I have a line up of girls who are ranked, and they all know their rank, their number. Right now I have 15 girls but really I only take the Top Ten seriously. A girl has to defer to a girl with a higher ranking. That is pretty much the only rule. Here's the point. Of the Top Ten girls, seven are regular girls, non-pros, five of them have jobs. None of those 7 expect to be paid for sex. Girls number 4, 5, and 7 are pros and I pay them, although I have gotten a ton of freebies. We got out in groups of 3 and sometimes 4, and I have lost count of the number of three ways I've had within my line up. I am free to go outside the line up as are they, but the top girls are fiercely loyal to me. I trust them and they all invite me to stay with them in their homes when I am in Medellin. I start with the lowest ranked girl and work my way up to Numero Uno. But I digress.

The way I met all 7 of the regular girls was I walked up to them and started talking to them. That is one of the amazing things about Medellin. You will hardly ever get rebuffed. In fact, there's a better than 50/50 chance you will be in bed with her that night, if you want. The selection process ensures what I see is what I get. Talking to a girl while she is at work is great because right way, you know she has a job. I look for gorgeous girls that are working in a shop or mall or some little booth on the street.

Social media is great for this, but don't hesitate to go up to any girl you see. You have to be better than a Neanderthal, but not much. A little bit Spanish comes in handy, but you can get a girl with a dozen or so memorized phrases, you do not have to be fluent.

Very impressive, and too think that a guy not much better looking than a Neanderthal, and not even close to being fluent in Spanish, will have a 50/50 chance of bedding a gorgeous girl the same day as meeting is incredible. Sounds like a helluva system you have perfected that others on this board will hopefully be able to emulate.

Hat's off to you!

[Elvis 2008]

We have discussed this before and I agreed that I believe how you "roll" is unique to mongering and yet you still want to act offended my opinions that have never been directed at you?

The fact you want to be offended is very revealing in many ways.

I am sorry. I misunderstood your POV, MDS. My apologies.

[JjBee62]

This must be the 'woe is me' time to play victim time.

Weren't you one of the children crying for the admins to stop protecting me?

Hypocrisy looks good on you.