Stupid shit in Medellin

[Huacho]

Keep it shut and make it a 68?

Yeah, "68" is my favorite form of sex: blow me and I owe you one. Or there is 70. That's 69 with a finger up your ass.

[FRobertson]

So when you pick up a puta and it turns out to be a man.

What does your mouth do whilst 69 ing?

Keep it shut and make it a 68?

[TheDerilious]

I have found that most Latin American chicas like guys that are overweight. In fact, there was a recent article on-line that I read that confirmed it.

IMHO it comes from the fact that most Latin Americans are relatively poor and anyone who is overweight is seen as someone who can provide food.

I honestly don't know where you guys get this stuff. It's an egotistical way of thinking and it's reason why so many don't like westerners (and Americans in particular) when they come to partake in the sex industry; they feel we look down upon them as peasants and that we are royalty entitled to our ego. We often come into countries and assume that people have the mindset of feudal peasants, living in hovels without running water and eating dirt / trash. Yes, many third world nations do have a lot of poor people and clearly the floor is lower there than in more developed countries. But the majority of people are just poor, like poor people in the US or anywhere else. They have shit jobs, make minimum wage, don't have much, and have to grind to survive. Millions of Americans have to do the same exact thing everyday and the majority of people in Colombia do the same. We can't lose sight of the fact that most people we meet in these countries are not the average citizen but a specific, smaller subset that has grown around tourism and sex work. Hell, the majority of mongers I have met from the West are the same poor saps you meet in these countries, it's just that their money is worth more outside their home country so they can pretend to be rich and high class while crying about how domestic prices have gone up too much. The majority of guys in Colombia are average / fat, office workers, we just don't see them because they aren't running around tourists areas during the day, they are at their jobs. The majority of women there, after the age of 30 or so get fat as well. Go to a local soccer match and tell me it doesn't look exactly like the crowd at an American football game.

For my part, I have finished up my trip to Medellin and I'm writing up my experiences and thoughts. Similar to my Rio adventures, I tried out a few different types of hookups, with a small focus on escort agencies to better understand what they all provide since most of the long-term mongers here don't like them but can't provide any information on it either. As with all of my trips, I like to try it all to best understand what each price point provides and to give new visitors an actual ability to understand what they will get. An early tldr but the agencies are mostly fine. The price point is slightly higher, the service is fairly consistent since they are pros, but I had some FB girls that were better, though they were pricey as well.

[MarquisdeSade1]

As I menioned, I am not attracted to men, only young women. So how could she turn out to be a man?

"I don't seek them out. But if a girl is sexy, why exclude her (or him)? Why be prejudiced against someone based on what some doctor said 20 years ago?

I am not interested in knowing if someone is scientifically female. I mean, I don't want children, so why should I care if she has ovaries? But if a girl looks sexy and is happy to give me a BJ or let me FK her in her vagina or arse, then I am a happy man. Her sex doesn't come in to it."

So you like young women? Define young.

[JustTK]

So when you pick up a puta and it turns out to be a man. What does your mouth do whilst 69 ing?

As I menioned, I am not attracted to men, only young women. So how could she turn out to be a man?

[JustTK]

Mexico City is on the order of London, Paris, and NY, and the weather is better. Mexico City is one of those cities you would have to work at to be bored. There is always something going on, and the city has an incredible energy to it. The museums and parks are world class.
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Interesting post. Thanks for that. Never considered Mexico City much. I am not a city person, but I can understand why folks enjoy a more 'sophisticated' city.

[Paulie97]

Well obviously you and I have had very different experiences in MDE and CDMX.

It's not that. DramaFree11 is a twerp that wants to swagger around a hooker forum pretending like he has "game" and higher "standards" than others. It's an ego boost that he can't pull off in the real world because he has none of that. But yea, you can find a range of experiences in Medellin, from "professionals" or girls who dress well that claim they are, to college students, streetwalkers, to everything in between. There's also great scenery, interesting cultural events, and friendly people to be experienced. If he's spent any time and looked around a bit he knows all this. But he probably hasn't, even if he's been there at all. He just needs something to complain about when he's not focused on the latest right wingnut conspiracy theories. Wink.

[Mr Enternational]

When husbands approach their wives for sex, they want them; there's no conditions around it and it's all about the sex. Wives, on the other hand, can place conditions around sex. This is supported by the statistics that men who do more housework get more sex.

If you are a married man or in a committed relationahip and you accept your wife or significant other putting conditions on sex then you are the mfn fool. If you will put up with it then why not? I have never had those kinds of problems since I was old enough to date. That shit does not run in my family. I guess to some guys a skirt is more comfortable than a pair of pants.

So maybe you are not giving them money but are you giving them something of value? If you are, then you are deluding yourself into thinking a ho is not one. You seem to be complaining about the demands women are putting on you.

The only things I give a woman that is not a hooker is my time and companionship. Do I really seem like the type to let a woman put demands on me? It only takes me 1 second to tell a chick to kick rocks. I don't play those kind of games. Plenty more where that one came from.

[Elvis 2008]

Remind me again why these guys do not just get a woman that cares about them and not the money. For some reason you are acting like these type of women (who must have the absolute best sex) do not exist, because you refuse to mention them. It is either ho or sugar baby (ho lite) with you.

You reminded me of the last time I had a regular date. There was a secretary type that was hungry and asked if I wanted to go to dinner. She was my age, overweight, and had health issues but she was friendly and a pleasant enough person. We start talking and she starts interviewing me as a boyfriend. This is not in my home city, and I wanted to ask her if she really thought she had a chance but I went with it. We start talking and I tell her that I doubted I would get married again. I also told her that I will not commit to one woman but I do not expect that commitment back. She then tells me, "Oh, I could never date a man like that. " I wanted to so badly say, "Oh, darn, I will have to spend the night with my sugar baby who was a former college cheerleader. "

Thing is the sugar baby was costing me just 20% of what I made that day, and I would listen to all my friends with their "my women like for me" * their assess off. They had to deal with the "I really need to know where we stand" and "I want to make sure I am not wasting my time" and those were some of the nicer comments. I have a female friend who went off on her boyfriend so hard in front of me she gave me a fucking headache.

And it is not like their women were a better bang for the buck. The guys were paying for the dates and fun things, and they were not sure sex was even a sure thing. Then there were the expensive gifts with holidays and birthdays. They would * about their sex lives, their GFs, their wives, and ask me about mine, and I would say, "Never been better". The guys said, "Oh, but you are paying for it. I could never do that. " I never told them that the price they were paying IMO was higher than what I was paying.

My female friend, a hottie herself, tried to tell me what I needed to do to get real girls like her friends. Unbeknownst to her, I banged one of her friends, offered her a part as my SB, and after an audition, I rejected her.

Let me be straight with you Mr. E. I was having the time of my life but the payment was as much protection for good behavior as it was for sex. These women were beautiful, great in bed, pleasant to be around, and like the typical attractive American woman, absolutely fucking batshit crazy and when the craziness got too much, I dumped them.

Now a lot of my sugar babies wanted to be my GF with hopes of marriage, but I always felt like they were angling for money. I could have been wrong, so when Latin women refused to take money, I was kind of the same way. "No, you take it. I do not want to deal with crazy" but eventually I saw them not asking for money as a compliment.

Point of all this is you are thinking your not paying for money is a static thing, and it is dynamic. I had sugar baby prospects who became GF, and I saw the GFs and wives of other guys as bigger hos than any SB. Maybe you are not paying for head Mr. E but to paraphrase Rodney Dangerfield, I think that you are paying for it with headache.

[Villainy]

I have never been to Mexico City so I cannot comment on the comparison, but I must say that what you wrote above would be centrepiece subject matter if I were to write a Ironic comedy sketch about MDE. These are the very things that I dislike about MDE, or that I thiink are so overrated that they are laughable. But hey, each to our own. Go ahead and enjoy the inspiring Colombian food, warm and dry MDE climate and interesting tourist attractions.

Your comments call into question whether you've been to Medellin either. There are a plethora of excellent restaurants in the Poblado area and also in the Parque Laureles area. The climate in Medellin is widely considered one of the best possible. Why don't you share your profound wisdom. Which cities have a better climate? Tourist attractions? I guess that depends a lot on what your interests are.

Here are a few other considerations:

Coffee? Most restaurants routinely have great coffee. Why? The beans are picked and roasted daily or every other day. The beans didn't sit in a warehouse for a month.

https://www.colombia.co/en/trade-wit...rlds-favorite/

How about the wealth of fruits and vegetables? They have a 12 month growing season. So Colombians don't need to add color chemicals or preservatives to keep the produce looking good so that they can extend the shelf-life. Here if fruits or vegetables start to look worn they replace them and send the aging produce to the poorer barrios. Have you ever tasted a Pitaya or Granadilla??

Colombia is one of the most bio-diverse countries in the world.

https://theculturetrip.com/south-ame...ries-on-earth/

What about beautiful women?

https://www.scoopwhoop.com/inotherne...autiful-women/

They rate Colombia as #5 for the most beautiful women. I think there might be some favoritism in that ranking. But this is something that is ALWAYS subjective.

Medellin is the most modern city in Colombia. They have an ever-expanding metro system and metro-cables that take people in gondola style lifts up the sides of the mountains that profile the city.

Medellin doesn't have horrible pollution like some other large cities and many areas of Medellin are flat so walking or biking is a pleasure. The altitude is not oppressive like MEX, BOG or UIO.

BTW on Sundays Medellin closes down some of the major avenues for "Ciclovia". This allows people to jog, walk, ride their bike, walk their pet, push their baby carriage on a paved street for most of the Sunday mornings.

[ShooBree]

Completely wrong. MDE is one step of above a ghetto. Not worth commenting. Obviously you have very low standards.

Not worth commenting. Obviously you are extremely ignorant and have never been to Medellin.

[Gabacho]

Completely wrong. MDE is one step of above a ghetto. Not worth commenting. Obviously you have very low standards.

Well obviously you and I have had very different experiences in MDE and CDMX. I frequented CDMX from 2015 until 2021 and started going to Colombia in 2018 (mostly Bogot at first, but I've been going to medellin and cucuta for the last 2 years now and plan to check out Cali on my next trip). Maybe I'm just tired of Mexico idk. I had been living in Tijuana and working in SD since 2015 also. I've probably fucked half the paraditas en la coahuila. To me Colombia is a blessing and I love it there, Mexico on the other hand is fucking boring to me, but hey to each his own.

PS: id take a ghetto with venezolana chicas over the nicest fucking place with mexicanas... There is no comparison, the sex, the attitudes, the connections.. I've been all over Mexico from TJ to DF to Tuxtla and various places in between like veracruz, Puebla, and even cancún and none of those places have shit on Medellin

[Elvis 2008]

I have never been to Mexico City so I cannot comment on the comparison, but I must say that what you wrote above would be centrepiece subject matter if I were to write a Ironic comedy sketch about MDE. These are the very things that I dislike about MDE, or that I thiink are so overrated that they are laughable. But hey, each to our own. Go ahead and enjoy the inspiring Colombian food, warm and dry MDE climate and interesting tourist attractions.

Mexico City is on the order of London, Paris, and NY, and the weather is better. Mexico City is one of those cities you would have to work at to be bored. There is always something going on, and the city has an incredible energy to it. The museums and parks are world class.

There is a Netflix show called Somebody feed Phil where he went to Mexico City, and I followed in his footsteps and ate at as many of the same places as he did. Unfuckingbelievable.

Then you have every good chain in Mexico and the USA there. The purists may scoff at this, but I took my gal to California Pizza Kitchen to try the Chicken Waldorf salad. I told her it is the best salad I have ever had in my life. She ordered it, loved it, and now insists we go to CPK every trip. Every steak house I have been to in Mexico has been better than anything in Colombia or Medellin.

Mexico City has a rainy season but even still there is less rain than Medellin. I will say Medellin does have Mexico City beat air pollution wise and with traffic, but I do not know what Gabacho is talking about with hotel costs. The Barcelo in Reforma in Mexico City is half the cost of the Medellin Marriott and is a nicer hotel. You can get 4 star hotels for under $100 and 3 star for $50 or so.

As I said on the low end, Medellin has Mexico City beat. If you want a 9 or 10, Mexico City is going to cost you. What would cost you $100 in Medellin on seeking / SA is $400 or so in Mexico City. The guys there have more money. OTOH, if you are willing to settle for a 8, you can get one for $75 in Medellin and $125 in Mexico City. You can find an 8+ escort for $50 to $125 in Mexico City.

So really the only reason to go to Medellin is the super cheap low end and the cheaper high, high end, and you can find plenty of Colombians and Vennies in Mexico City.

I did find two nice girls in Medellin who were not that bad, but for the most part though, the super high end women in Medellin were very cocky and very materialistic. The hotties in Mexico City wanted more money, but they did not have the uppity attitude the women from Medellin did.

[MarquisdeSade1]

I did write "if a girl looks sexy ". If a girl had a big dick flopping around while I was trying to give her one from behind, I don't think I would find that sexy. I am only sexually attracted to young women. But then again, I have never been in that situation so never say never!

So when you pick up a puta and it turns out to be a man.

What does your mouth do whilst 69 ing?

[Elvis 2008]

Remind me again why these guys do not just get a woman that cares about them and not the money. For some reason you are acting like these type of women (who must have the absolute best sex) do not exist, because you refuse to mention them. It is either ho or sugar baby (ho lite) with you.

Nope, I changed that. I did not let a woman be a SB if she expected payment, and that is how it was with my last 3 sugar babies.

For me it is either ho or women that do not require gifts or money. Sorry, but I can not illude myself that a "sugar baby" is with me for me (and money). The test is all too simple. If the money is gone will she still accept me? I will go out on a limb and say that is a hard NO! If I am gone will she still accept my money? Hmmm.

Prostitution is an exchange of something of value for sex. https://shesaid.com/truth-married-me...t-prostitutes/.

When husbands approach their wives for sex, they want them; there's no conditions around it and it's all about the sex. Wives, on the other hand, can place conditions around sex. This is supported by the statistics that men who do more housework get more sex.

So if the man is having to do chores for his wife, something of value, then he is paying her and she is a ho. In fact, most wives in that sense are hos.

So maybe you are not giving them money but are you giving them something of value? If you are, then you are deluding yourself into thinking a ho is not one. You seem to be complaining about the demands women are putting on you.

Given that my gal wants to fuck me 4 X a day no matter what, so she is not a ho. At least she is not for now.