Stupid shit in Medellin

[JjBee62]

Step 2 read the forum.

But lately, this forum is full of reports that are not helpful. I get all of you guys are trying to get the most females, or are trying to save a few bucks, or are trying to grab a few facebook girls. I get it. It's a pissing competition.

Whatever.

I don't care about that.

Here's the thing. If you don't care about something, don't mention it. For example, if you don't want a girl to put her fist up your ass, don't spend 5 minutes talking about girls sticking their fists up your ass. She might jump to the wrong conclusion which could alter your appreciation of the session.

When you say "lately", what are you comparing lately to? I've been here for several years and it's like a soap opera, the plots constantly repeat, only the characters change.

I was thinking about going to Columbia, because obviously it's super hot right now. I get there are a lot of NOOBS going to Columbia, but it's probably because tickets to Asia are so expensive right now. Therefore, there is a Columbia proliferation.

I'd give up on visiting Columbia right now, it is super hot, and humid, but that's typical for this time of year in Missouri. Plus, from what I've seen the girls are a bit of a disappointment. Colombia might be a better destination.

I'm looking to monger cheap and easy.

I don't want BS, and I want it to be simple.

I'm thinking escort agencies in Columbia are probably the way to go. Lots of you guys are getting spiked drinks or scammed. I think for security reasons this probably puts you in a safer place.

Additionally, Street girls are always a crap shoot. Sure, I get a few of you guys really know your way around town. Awesome, for you guys.

This is the point where just a tiny bit of research would have served you well.

If you want it cheap and easy, there are many casas. They are cheap, they are easy and they eliminate the risk of getting drugged and robbed.

Sure, you can use escort agencies. You will pay more.

Depending on the agency, you may have a long wait for your girl to arrive, you may end up with a different girl than the one you selected, or you may be required to pay in advance by bank transfer.

Can anyone here please give me useful information on good escort agencies and how to successfully navigate the airport to Medellin trip would be greatly appreciated.

I just happen to know an escort agency. They aren't cheap. They may not have a girl available that appeals to you at the price you want to pay. The service offered might not match the service desired. However, they won't catfish you and they won't keep you waiting all night. However, like most businesses, you need to contact them at a reasonable hour to set up your date.

Once you're a paid subscriber here, send me a pm and I'll give you the number.

Navigating the trip to Medellin will be difficult. You'll need a sextant and a compass, and if it's cloudy, you're screwed. Leave the navigation to a taxi driver who already knows the way.

After you get through immigration and customs, walk past anyone who approaches you and says "taxi", they aren't taxis and are the most expensive option. You can identify a taxi by answering 2 questions:

1. Is it outside the terminal? Taxis aren't allowed inside the terminal.

2. Is it a car which has the word "Taxi" prominently displayed?

The current rate for a white taxi from the airport has been reported several times in response to your post. Approach the driver at the front of the line and ask "cuanto cuesta?" If he gives a response within the range you're willing to pay, get in, otherwise go down the line until you find one charging the correct price.

If I have to spend an extra $10, I don't care. I want this to be an awesome trip, and I would rather not report back to you guys another failed attempt.

Thanks. Otherwise I'm going to Guadalajara, because people on that forum make sense.

It appears that you've never reported a trip, failed or otherwise. Therefore there is no chance you'll report another failed trip.

Here's the really useful advice:

If nobody is doing things one way, there are probably some good reasons. Being the only guy wearing flip-flops on the dairy farm doesn't make you a visionary or an innovator. It just means you are going to end up with shit between your toes.

And:

Going to McDonald's and threatening to go to Burger King if they don't get you a Whopper, is probably not going to get you a Whopper. None of us get paid by the number of noobs we convince to visit Medellin.

[Zeos1]

But lately, this forum is full of reports that are not helpful. I get all of you guys are trying to get the most females, or are trying to save a few bucks, or are trying to grab a few facebook girls. I get it. It's a pissing competition.

Whatever.

I don't care about that.

I was thinking about going to Columbia, because obviously it's super hot right now. I get there are a lot of NOOBS going to Columbia, but it's probably because tickets to Asia are so expensive right now. Therefore, there is a Columbia proliferation.

I'm looking to monger cheap and easy.

I don't want BS, and I want it to be simple.

I'm thinking escort agencies in Columbia are probably the way to go. Lots of you guys are getting spiked drinks or scammed. I think for security reasons this probably puts you in a safer place.

Additionally, Street girls are always a crap shoot. Sure, I get a few of you guys really know your way around town. Awesome, for you guys.

Can anyone here please give me useful information on good escort agencies and how to successfully navigate the airport to Medellin trip would be greatly appreciated.

If I have to spend an extra $10, I don't care. I want this to be an awesome trip, and I would rather not report back to you guys another failed attempt.

Thanks. Otherwise I'm going to Guadalajara, because people on that forum make sense.

Throw out a few insults then demand answers, all of which could be found with a few seconds of reading. As for escort agencies, good luck. I never have used one, and most on this board probably never have, but there are some posts I think.

[Mtndew704]

But lately, this forum is full of reports that are not helpful. I get all of you guys are trying to get the most females, or are trying to save a few bucks, or are trying to grab a few facebook girls. I get it. It's a pissing competition.

Whatever.

I don't care about that.

I was thinking about going to Columbia, because obviously it's super hot right now. I get there are a lot of NOOBS going to Columbia, but it's probably because tickets to Asia are so expensive right now. Therefore, there is a Columbia proliferation.

I'm looking to monger cheap and easy.

I don't want BS, and I want it to be simple.

I'm thinking escort agencies in Columbia are probably the way to go. Lots of you guys are getting spiked drinks or scammed. I think for security reasons this probably puts you in a safer place.

Additionally, Street girls are always a crap shoot. Sure, I get a few of you guys really know your way around town. Awesome, for you guys.

Can anyone here please give me useful information on good escort agencies and how to successfully navigate the airport to Medellin trip would be greatly appreciated.

If I have to spend an extra $10, I don't care. I want this to be an awesome trip, and I would rather not report back to you guys another failed attempt.

Thanks. Otherwise I'm going to Guadalajara, because people on that forum make sense.

Colombia.

Escort agencies in Colombia are probably the least popular way to monger.

Enjoy Guadalajara.

[PolloNegro]

But lately, this forum is full of reports that are not helpful. I get all of you guys are trying to get the most females, or are trying to save a few bucks, or are trying to grab a few facebook girls. I get it. It's a pissing competition.

Whatever.

I don't care about that..

If $10 is your tip, and you feel safer in Guadalajara then your decision is already made, Pollo Negro is out!

[Knowledge]

Thank you for sharing. I wish you an enjoyable visit to Guadalajara if you aren't able to find what you are looking for using the search feature (RTFF).

But lately, this forum is full of reports that are not helpful. I get all of you guys are trying to get the most females, or are trying to save a few bucks, or are trying to grab a few facebook girls. I get it. It's a pissing competition.

Whatever.

I don't care about that.

I was thinking about going to Columbia, because obviously it's super hot right now. I get there are a lot of NOOBS going to Columbia, but it's probably because tickets to Asia are so expensive right now. Therefore, there is a Columbia proliferation.

I'm looking to monger cheap and easy.

I don't want BS, and I want it to be simple.

[RadioDude]

But lately, this forum is full of reports that are not helpful. I get all of you guys are trying to get the most females, or are trying to save a few bucks, or are trying to grab a few facebook girls. I get it. It's a pissing competition.

Whatever.

I don't care about that.

I was thinking about going to Colombia, because obviously it's super hot right now. I get there are a lot of noobs going to Colombia, but it's probably because tickets to Asia are so expensive right now. Therefore, there is a Colombia proliferation.

I'm looking to monger cheap and easy.

I don't want BS, and I want it to be simple.

I'm thinking escort agencies in Colombia are probably the way to go. Lots of you guys are getting spiked drinks or scammed. I think for security reasons this probably puts you in a safer place.

Additionally, Street girls are always a crap shoot. Sure, I get a few of you guys really know your way around town. Awesome, for you guys.

Can anyone here please give me useful information on good escort agencies and how to successfully navigate the airport to Medellin trip would be greatly appreciated.

If I have to spend an extra $10, I don't care. I want this to be an awesome trip, and I would rather not report back to you guys another failed attempt.

Thanks. Otherwise I'm going to Guadalajara, because people on that forum make sense.

[MarquisdeSade1]

It is like she is in a real life Madd TV or Saturday Night Live skit. You are thinking this could not be serious. If you are going to BS your way to the top, at least seem like you know what you are doing once you get there. Don't be totally clueless without any sensible or well thought out answers.

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[MarquisdeSade1]

I love your situation and am happy for you but I am afraid your response is wasted on that lug nut. That's like trying to tell an ant in the depths of a mound where his place is in the solar system. That is beyond his comprehension or ability to relate. His brain will short-circuit into some compensatory default mode.

Reached another milestone with Catgirl. As you may recall, she is bisexual. But up until now, I had to use the girls she picked for our three-ways. Finally, she realized that some of my girls are gems who have been with me now for over two years, and she opened up to the idea of including them. The other night, Scarlet and Catgirl spent the night, and it was transcendent. They got along so well at times it was if I was not even in the room. But don't worry, that situation only lasted for a few minutes.

I thought Catgirl was making a video of me with her phone while I was banging Scarlet "en cuatro" or doggy style, when in fact she was on a video call with her mega-rich TikTok boyfriend from the Dominican Republic. She told me to speak into the phone and tell him what I was doing. I said in the best Spanish I could muster, "I am fucking my Number Two girlfriend while the love of my live and Number One girlfriend, watches". He laughed so hard and told the three of us to get on a jet that morning and fly to his estate in the DR. Without missing a pump, I thanked him and told him we would take a rain-check.

Jajajjajaajajajjaajjaaaaaaa. If it weren't for family and friends, I would never go back to the US of A.

I am that kid in school, if you told me to sit down, I would run around the room. If you told me to shut-up, I would tell jokes about the teacher. I think I will double-down and start posting twice daily reports here, until such time admin bans me for life here, which I would not be surprised if they do, jajajjaa.

Until such time admin bans me for life?

Don't worry we're sure youll be in the morgue or one of the fine Colombian prisons for your "antics" long before that happens, not unlike the infamous ISG Jake.

[Osteoknot]

Let's get something straight. All I did was report an observation.

I don't care how much girls charge if they're quality girls.

My point was that the quality of girls has tremendously declined along with the ambiance of lleras.

And yes I know fake ballers when I see them.

I am not mongering anymore since I have a Colombian model GF who I see every month.

And oh BTW before we get into the "she's only in it for the money" I would personally like to brag to you that she just recently bought me 1000 $ pair of Versace sneakers and 400 $ Burberry shirt for my birthday with her own money. And before you get a chance to say they're fake she wired my friend in America the money so he can use his CC and deliver it to me directly from the sites to surprise me on my actual bday.

I love your situation and am happy for you but I am afraid your response is wasted on that lug nut. That's like trying to tell an ant in the depths of a mound where his place is in the solar system. That is beyond his comprehension or ability to relate. His brain will short-circuit into some compensatory default mode.

Reached another milestone with Catgirl. As you may recall, she is bisexual. But up until now, I had to use the girls she picked for our three-ways. Finally, she realized that some of my girls are gems who have been with me now for over two years, and she opened up to the idea of including them. The other night, Scarlet and Catgirl spent the night, and it was transcendent. They got along so well at times it was if I was not even in the room. But don't worry, that situation only lasted for a few minutes.

I thought Catgirl was making a video of me with her phone while I was banging Scarlet "en cuatro" or doggy style, when in fact she was on a video call with her mega-rich TikTok boyfriend from the Dominican Republic. She told me to speak into the phone and tell him what I was doing. I said in the best Spanish I could muster, "I am fucking my Number Two girlfriend while the love of my live and Number One girlfriend, watches". He laughed so hard and told the three of us to get on a jet that morning and fly to his estate in the DR. Without missing a pump, I thanked him and told him we would take a rain-check.

Jajajjajaajajajjaajjaaaaaaa. If it weren't for family and friends, I would never go back to the US of A.

I am that kid in school, if you told me to sit down, I would run around the room. If you told me to shut-up, I would tell jokes about the teacher. I think I will double-down and start posting twice daily reports here, until such time admin bans me for life here, which I would not be surprised if they do, jajajjaa.

[Sangnyc21]

This is the same chump that wrote several months ago her friend offered 3 million cop to some cow at La Isla and said "good for him".

Now she's whining that other "fake ballers" are ruining the scene for her LOL.

Let's get something straight. All I did was report an observation.

I don't care how much girls charge if they're quality girls.

My point was that the quality of girls has tremendously declined along with the ambiance of lleras.

And yes I know fake ballers when I see them.

I am not mongering anymore since I have a Colombian model GF who I see every month.

And oh BTW before we get into the "she's only in it for the money" I would personally like to brag to you that she just recently bought me 1000 $ pair of Versace sneakers and 400 $ Burberry shirt for my birthday with her own money. And before you get a chance to say they're fake she wired my friend in America the money so he can use his CC and deliver it to me directly from the sites to surprise me on my actual bday.

Since most if not all your posts on this site about women are demeaning and you think they're all worth 20 $ for pussy etc along with the fact your posts are always useless just thought I'the throw a little something more for you to hate on me about.

But hey you do you bud!! Lmao.

[Mr Enternational]

It's a completely different situation than that of Kamala. What bothers me is her total ineptness as VP, not the color of her skin. Condoleezza Rice is an accomplished person, and didn't embarrass the US on the world stage. That can't be said for Kamala Harris.

It is like she is in a real life Madd TV or Saturday Night Live skit. You are thinking this could not be serious. If you are going to BS your way to the top, at least seem like you know what you are doing once you get there. Don't be totally clueless without any sensible or well thought out answers.

[PedroMorales]

Good example. I don't like Condoleeza o Kamala George W. Bush and Joe Biden (young Biden didn't come across as intelligent at all and he's obviously decayed with age). Two great examples of guys who fell upward all the way to possibly the most powerful person on the Planet.

Maybe they are te kinds of leaders wanted in the USA, Canada, France, Britain and elsewhere. Morons who will do what they are told. With no worthwhile CV, like an Eisenhower, to show. Boris Johnson is an obvious philanderer, clown, opportunist but the media, which is also controlled, love him.

Hunter Biden, no exposure etc.

[Combo]

First of all, it has not been proven that Trump fucked porn-stars and playmates, and he hasn't admitted to it. But he probably did. If he did, did that elevate his position in anything? It's a completely different situation than that of Kamala. What bothers me is her total ineptness as VP, not the color of her skin. Condoleezza Rice is an accomplished person, and didn't embarrass the US on the world stage. That can't be said for Kamala Harris.

Good example. I don't like Condoleeza as IMO she's a complete war-monger, but when you listen to her talk, it's obvious she is very bright. When I listen to Kamala talk, all I can think of is ineptness and how the f did she make it to Vice President. Maybe it's persistence, maybe the right person helped her, maybe she just "fell upward" (whatever the expression is).

Though it's not the norm, there are people who make it very far in life who aren't that bright. From both sides of the aisle, I give you George W. Bush and Joe Biden (young Biden didn't come across as intelligent at all and he's obviously decayed with age). Two great examples of guys who fell upward all the way to possibly the most powerful person on the Planet.

[Fun Luvr]

Trump was married and fucking porn-stars and playmates. I did hear you guys belly-aching about that. So what bothered you more? The color of her skin or who she shared her vagina with?

First of all, it has not been proven that Trump fucked porn-stars and playmates, and he hasn't admitted to it. But he probably did. If he did, did that elevate his position in anything? It's a completely different situation than that of Kamala. What bothers me is her total ineptness as VP, not the color of her skin. Condoleezza Rice is an accomplished person, and didn't embarrass the US on the world stage. That can't be said for Kamala Harris.

[Villainy]

Throughout history women have been known to get their come-up-ins because of certain men they fuck. What higher status, wealth, or anything is usually in it for a man because of the women he fucked? (Shout out to that pioneer Kevin Federline.).

What did Trump gain by fucking a porno chick? Bragging rights to his friends? What did VP Harris gain by fucking WB? A political career that led straight to the office of VP?

We've all had our say. Since this is the Stupid Shit In Medellin thread, it's time to revert back to topics of warped interest to those of us that live or visit here. Agreed?