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  1. #6265

    Admit it LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by FunLuvr  [View Original Post]
    Not everyone was entertained by his self-aggrandizing posts.
    But you have to admit he was iconic. Like that one time the ops came after him when he was with a girl and like he jumped out of a window and over a fence to run away half naked. Mate was crazy LOL.

  2. #6264
    Quote Originally Posted by StudPlayer  [View Original Post]
    Yeah everyone was well entertained when Osteoknot was reporting from el centro Medellin.

    Anyone know what happened with him?
    Not everyone was entertained by his self-aggrandizing posts.

  3. #6263
    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis2008  [View Original Post]
    And this is why you are a narcissist. You think you are being honest when you cannot even make up your mind what I said. Am I posting photos of average looking women? Or did I say to post a rare beauty and have you make fun of it? And isn't average looking women the same as saying a woman is a 5? I thought you did not do the 1 to 10 scale?

    Cue the war and peace novel about how you are honest, insult me when what you post makes no sense, and then write another war and peace novel how the 1 to 10 scale is horrible but saying average is okay. Viliany will come in and defend you. Nounce will make some off the cuff remark pretending to be nice when it is an insult, and Huacho will come in with his name calling.

    Wash, rinse, and repeat.

    You Medellin morons think you are such hot shit, but the truth is that you are cheap, jealous, boring, and predictable.
    So true, you forgot angry and bitter!

  4. #6262
    Quote Originally Posted by JjBee62  [View Original Post]
    I guess an honest, response is too much to expect from either of you.
    And this is why you are a narcissist. You think you are being honest when you cannot even make up your mind what I said. Am I posting photos of average looking women? Or did I say to post a rare beauty and have you make fun of it? And isn't average looking women the same as saying a woman is a 5? I thought you did not do the 1 to 10 scale?

    Cue the war and peace novel about how you are honest, insult me when what you post makes no sense, and then write another war and peace novel how the 1 to 10 scale is horrible but saying average is okay. Viliany will come in and defend you. Nounce will make some off the cuff remark pretending to be nice when it is an insult, and Huacho will come in with his name calling.

    Wash, rinse, and repeat.

    You Medellin morons think you are such hot shit, but the truth is that you are cheap, jealous, boring, and predictable.

  5. #6261

    Big talker won't come out from behind his keyboard

    Quote Originally Posted by Mtndew704  [View Original Post]
    I guarantee you will be too scared to ever meet up with me.
    You can't guarantee shit! I just checked my Private Messages and I have not received one from you. Send me one and we will set up the meeting. Otherwise STFU!

  6. #6260
    Quote Originally Posted by MiamiBoy1  [View Original Post]
    Nah, I'm not posting shit. Don't need his or anyone else's validation. I only share pics with the guys that I know and trust. I think I got to stop posting in this thread, simply because I have said enough and there is not much new to add, the debate between me and jjbee and his fans is getting old.
    Good call!

    When your 1 and only supporter, Elvissist, is so absolutely certain that you've never managed to bang a hooker who rates above average that he suggests you lie about it, it's best to just crawl away in shame.

    I have fans now? Wow! You do understand that if I have fans it's because at some point I've done something worthy of their respect? Don't worry. You can always buy a cheap fan at Walmart.

  7. #6259

    Osteoknot, who knows what happened with him?

    Yeah everyone was well entertained when Osteoknot was reporting from el centro Medellin.

    Anyone know what happened with him?

  8. #6258
    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis2008  [View Original Post]
    MB, find some obscure super model photo or beauty queen and post it here and say you are fucking her. Then watch as jealous MFs like JJBee put her down as average. It might be good for a laugh.
    You mean he should follow your playbook? Post pics of average girls and claim they are beauty queens, supermodels, or (and this was my favorite) claim they have zero percent body fat, even though the picture shows a girl with an ass that would send Sir Mix A Lot back to the studio?

    I guess an honest, response is too much to expect from either of you.

  9. #6257
    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis2008  [View Original Post]
    MB, find some obscure super model photo or beauty queen and post it here and say you are fucking her. Then watch as jealous MFs like JJBee put her down as average. It might be good for a laugh.
    Nah, I'm not posting shit. Don't need his or anyone else's validation. I only share pics with the guys that I know and trust. I think I got to stop posting in this thread, simply because I have said enough and there is not much new to add, the debate between me and jjbee and his fans is getting old.

  10. #6256

    The Master of Assholery talks CoVid.

    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis2008  [View Original Post]
    ..
    And of all the stupid shit on here about Covid, and there was gobs and gobs of it, you were literally the dumbest mother fucker on here when it came to living your life with the pandemic. You even outdid super spreader JJBee.
    So, when you are talking about the gobs and gobs of stupid shit about CoVid are you recalling the dipshit who said that CoVid wouid never account for more than 80,000 deaths in the United States? Oh wait a minute, who was that? Oh yeah! It was none other than Elvis, the world's foremost authority on everything past, present and future. Oh well I guess that was just an off day, right Elvi?

    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis2008  [View Original Post]
    Only reason you call me an asshole is you are too pig headed to admit you are wrong about anything. And if telling the truth makes me an asshole, then so be it. But the biggest insult I can throw back at you is this: whatever I am, I am not you.
    Well, I think the reason he calls you an asshole is, wait for it, because you are an asshole. You have the analytical skill of a child and yet you feel compelled to criticize everyone here. I recently commended you for getting something right. Afterall after hundreds and hundreds of posts which were nothing but bluster, blather and bullshit, you finally make a salient point. But having gotten one thing right in hundreds (maybe thousands) of tries I was wondering if it was a typo, an accident or God forbid, you were turning over a new leaf. Well, I didn't have to wait long to see the old Elvis back at it. So, yes Elvis, Huacho described you to a tee.

  11. #6255
    Quote Originally Posted by JjBee62  [View Original Post]

    Go ahead, get into your iCloud. Show us what a stunner looks like. I would say it's time to put your money where your mouth is, bit since your head is permanently up your ass, that wouldn't be a good idea.

    Or you can show us pictures of the girls who won't respond to your messages again.
    MB, find some obscure super model photo or beauty queen and post it here and say you are fucking her. Then watch as jealous MFs like JJBee put her down as average. It might be good for a laugh.

  12. #6254
    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis2008  [View Original Post]
    Want to be lied to? Hire a regular consultant. Want the truth? Hire an asshole.
    Exactly why chicks say I am an asshole, because I do not kiss up to them. I tell them the hard truth.

  13. #6253
    Quote Originally Posted by MiamiBoy1  [View Original Post]
    The word "maybe" refers to the number of girls, not the scale / ratings. I don't have a spreadsheet that says in 2019 I fucked X 8's, why 7's or Z 9's. I don't keep track of all the girls I have fucked over the years. Some girls I still do remember, others I do not. I have to go through all the pics stored on my iCloud to count them more accurately. I'm sure that "quite a few" is more than 4 or 5, maybe 10, maybe more. Again, I don't keep track. And it doesn't matter if I had 4 or 10 or 15 8's and above, the point I was trying to make is that whatever that number is, I consider it low relative to the total number of girls I have ever fucked. But the stunners I had were all worth the time, money and effort spent.

    Your "stunner" example refers to a casa / strip club setting, where you point at a girl, pay, fuck, and leave. In most other settings, offline or online, you can't just point at a stunner and fuck her guaranteed. You have to stand out, outbid other mongers, interest the girl. And obviously, you have to know what a stunner looks like in order to identify her in the first place, and in order to do that, you have to have a good taste in women. For some El Centro rats any average looking chick is a stunner, because they don't know any better.
    No. You're considered a loser because you ooze loser with every word. At first you claimed to only go for 9-10, then it was 8-10 then it was 6-10, then 7-10 again, all the while pushing your effort and outbidding to get only the best. You're a loser because it matters so much to you.

    Every guy on ISG fucks at the level that makes them happy. Whether that level is with the A list international models, or the bottom of the barrel street girls, doesn't matter at all. Whether they pay 50 k or $500 USD doesn't matter. What matters is, when they're pulling their pants up, are they smiling?

    That's because they have self-esteem. They don't need to pretend. They don't need validation. You're a loser because you crave validation, but you can't provide anything to prove you deserve it. You can only make pathetic boasts.

    You haven't seen any of the girls that I fucked, so you have no clue about their quality. I have seen the pic of your GF, and she is just meh. Any idiot gringo can get a girl of her caliber / attractiveness, with minimal effort, time and money. So, keep dreaming about fucking stunners, while I will be slowly but surely fucking more and more of them.
    Has there ever been a post where you got something right, or posted something honest? Surely there must have been at least one, but it's constantly buried by your bullshit.

    Your explanation of "maybe" doesn't work. It falls flat on its face with "maybe 1. " One isn't a hard number to keep track of. I've been to St. Thomas, USVI 1 time. Not "maybe 1 time", just once. Had it been 4 or 5 times, "maybe" still doesn't work. Especially when 4 or 5 suddenly jumps to 10, or maybe more. In my example, I've maybe driven across the US / Canada border 1300 times (maybe 650 times each direction). If someone questioned it and 1300 suddenly changed to 600, or 3,000, wouldn't you question the veracity of my claim?

    The math for "maybe 1300":

    Began crossing twice weekly (2 times in, 2 times out) October 2013, roughly 200 crossings per year for 3 1/2 years (700). Started again October 2019, but took about 14 months off from it. So another 600 or so.

    No. My stunner example doesn't apply to a casa or strip club. Only a fool would think that. Fortunately, in that area you're over qualified.

    "You have to stand out, outbid other mongers, interest the girl. " Your words.

    Although I truly despise the term, SubCmdr is absolutely correct, that's as Simp as Simp can possibly get. Outbid? Outbid? I suppose, if you're only interested in the hardest of the hardened pros that makes sense. They can sense your weakness and drive up the price, while you're floundering trying to impress them with how much you're willing to spend. You let hookers lead you around on a leash, while they decide how much of your money they will take. That's even sadder than your normal pathetic stuff.

    Outbid?

    When you started with "stand out", it almost seemed you were on the right path, before you jumped to outbid. You do have to stand out, get a girl's interest, but you won't get it by waving money. All you'll get is her price, and you'll always have to "outbid" with each girl.

    If you can get close enough to say "Hello, online or face to face, you can get almost any girl's interest. Most guys have figured that out by the time they reach your age. It's not hard, but you will need self-esteem. You'll know you have their interest when they stop asking how much you're going to pay.

    Of course, if you were dealing with the girls you claim to be dealing with, inexperienced, educated, self-sufficient, then you never would have said "oubid. " Those are the girls who still believe they'll find their "Principe Azul" (Blue Prince, Prince Charming, their fairy tale "happily ever after" Trying to outbid is a complete turn-off. Instead of being someone special, you're just another gringo buying pussy.

    At least with the "meh", you're keeping true to form. I posted a pic of a girl awhile back, which I believe you rated a 7, higher if her teeth were straight. Now you rate a girl "meh", when you can't even see her face. In the first case, there was no way to tell if her teeth are straight (although they are), so you pointed out a non-existent flaw, because your self-esteem is already curled up in a ball in the corner.

    Go ahead, get into your iCloud. Show us what a stunner looks like. I would say it's time to put your money where your mouth is, bit since your head is permanently up your ass, that wouldn't be a good idea.

    Or you can show us pictures of the girls who won't respond to your messages again.

  14. #6252
    Quote Originally Posted by Huacho  [View Original Post]
    I did not think the assholery of Elvis could be exceeded, but you, sir, are truly a complete asshole with zero redeeming features.
    https://assholeconsulting.com/

    Want to be lied to? Hire a regular consultant. Want the truth? Hire an asshole.

    When you're sick and tired of paying people $400 an hour to spare your feelings and make you feel good, and you finally decide you want to start solving your problems, it's time to contact Asshole Consulting. At Asshole Consulting we just plain don't have the patience to kiss your ass and guess what you want us to tell you. Instead, we're going to tell you what we think and don't give a shit if that pisses you off. And yes, we're going to charge you for it.

    End of quote.

    Hey, Haucho, how did you live your life when Covid struck? And how much did you pay a consultant to say you were smart with how you handled the pandemic and pump sunshine up your ass? Maybe you got a better deal and only paid $300 an hour.

    Look on the bright side. You are getting asshole consulting from me for free.

    And of all the stupid shit on here about Covid, and there was gobs and gobs of it, you were literally the dumbest mother fucker on here when it came to living your life with the pandemic. You even outdid super spreader JJBee.

    Only reason you call me an asshole is you are too pig headed to admit you are wrong about anything. And if telling the truth makes me an asshole, then so be it. But the biggest insult I can throw back at you is this: whatever I am, I am not you.

  15. #6251
    Quote Originally Posted by JjBee62  [View Original Post]
    Remember when I asked you to, for once in your life, be honest? Can't do it, can you?

    I'm not digging up the post, but this is what you said:

    You have "maybe had 1 who was a 9, and maybe 4 or 5 who were 8's. ".

    That's either equal to or 1 greater than the number of fingers on one hand. "Quite a few" really doesn't seem appropriate, especially when you led off with "6's and 7's, hundreds of them. " As JustTK pointed out, once it was pointed out, you changed your story to hundreds of 7's and only a few 6's. Was that "quite a few" 6's (5 or 6), or just a few (3 or 4)?

    But that's without addressing the qualifier, "maybe. ".

    You stated you've never had a 10, but maybe a single 9. Most likely the maybe 9 was an 8. For someone so obsessed with the 1-10 scale, either you suck at using it (due to the "maybe") or you exaggerated because your self-esteem issues can't handle admitting the truth.

    The same works with the 4 or 5 who were maybe 8's. Either you're uncertain what an 8 is supposed to look like, or you boosted 7's to 8's to avoid facing your inability to live up to your boasts.

    At this point, I doubt if there are many who believe you've ever hit above a 7, and it's possible, you've rarely topped 6, on the scale you want everyone else to use.

    If you want "stunners", but rarely find any "stunners", why are you wasting your money? Within your scale, as you've explained it, there are 4 levels, unacceptable (1-6), acceptable (7), stunner (8-9) and perfect (10). Yet, only 1-2% of the time, at best, do you get anything above acceptable (and that's only if your word can be trusted, which, by boosting 5-6 to "quite a few", you've shown to be a bad bet).

    Either you're doing things completely wrong, or your doing it in the wrong place. For example, if I see a "stunner", and I want that stunner, then I get her. If I want one, but don't see any, then I look elsewhere.

    What I don't do is brag incessantly about searching for, finding and getting stunners, when all I'm really doing is dreaming about stunners and only getting women who barely meet my standards.
    The word "maybe" refers to the number of girls, not the scale / ratings. I don't have a spreadsheet that says in 2019 I fucked X 8's, why 7's or Z 9's. I don't keep track of all the girls I have fucked over the years. Some girls I still do remember, others I do not. I have to go through all the pics stored on my iCloud to count them more accurately. I'm sure that "quite a few" is more than 4 or 5, maybe 10, maybe more. Again, I don't keep track. And it doesn't matter if I had 4 or 10 or 15 8's and above, the point I was trying to make is that whatever that number is, I consider it low relative to the total number of girls I have ever fucked. But the stunners I had were all worth the time, money and effort spent.

    Your "stunner" example refers to a casa / strip club setting, where you point at a girl, pay, fuck, and leave. In most other settings, offline or online, you can't just point at a stunner and fuck her guaranteed. You have to stand out, outbid other mongers, interest the girl. And obviously, you have to know what a stunner looks like in order to identify her in the first place, and in order to do that, you have to have a good taste in women. For some El Centro rats any average looking chick is a stunner, because they don't know any better.

    You are trying to question my ability to score 7's, let alone 8's and 9's and paint me as a loser who fucks girls that barely meet his minimum standards. What if my minimum standard was 8/10? Would I be considered a loser fucking 8's? And how would I compare vs someone whose minimum standard is 5/10?

    You haven't seen any of the girls that I fucked, so you have no clue about their quality. I have seen the pic of your GF, and she is just meh. Any idiot gringo can get a girl of her caliber / attractiveness, with minimal effort, time and money. So, keep dreaming about fucking stunners, while I will be slowly but surely fucking more and more of them.

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