Medellin Reports

[IamLookin]

Let me guess, you are a MAGA supporter and conspiracy believer?

RIP to this guy and the Many who have Died from the Clot Shot-- We Live in a Clown World.

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[ElSexoChino7]

I'll never understand why the line in Exito always take forever to check out people. Everytime I go, even with people 2 or 3 items in their hand will sometimes takes 30 minutes to check them out. I noticed it takes longer when those people used their "puntos". The cashier looks it up on the computer which take about 10 minutes and additional 1-2 minutes to print the receipt. You will never see that in US LOL.

Now before you bash me, since this forum has so much negativity LOL, I'm not complaining at all. Even waiting on the line for that long, I get to see beautiful paisas, who's most of them on their gym clothes after working out or pre-work out buying groceries. Just had this paisa girl right in front of me who's got a really nice toned body, great shaped ass, a well made tits, nips poking out on her bra, curvy waist and big hips. I'd say she's on her early 30's. About 5'3 height. I'd give her a 7 on the face and 8. 5 on the body. Definitely just finish her morning workout bought a 300 k worth of groceries (mostly healthy stuff). I had the opportunity and the 2 old senior citizens behind me, blessed with the awesome view for 30 minutes.

I was about to pull her a "Hola, como estas? "Realmente creo que eres hermosa", "Tienes novio? Then I realized, I do not want to draw any attention from the locals, me looking like an Asian guy (Extranjero) on his mid 30's. I'd rather keep everything on the low especially the situation now in Medellin LOL. Even then, I still have 2 dates lined up for tonight so I don't feel bad at all for that missed opportunity.

Exito, never misses. There's always a beautiful women everytime I go there. I fucking love this country.

On the other hand, when the cashier ask me for "puntos", I just simply say "NO" so I don't hold back the line.

[JustTK]

Hi,

Is it safe to go to a short time hotel with a street walker close to Botero Plaza?

That is the main purpose of these places. So yes, it is safe as long as you do not involve yourself in any problems.

[Nounce]

Is it safe to go to a short time hotel with a street walker close to Botero Plaza?

Simple answer, the hotels inside the plaza where you can still see statues form the entrance are generally safer.

[Woodman09]

Found in a hostel by his girlfriend, no signs of violence, empty medicine bottles, and obvious obesity-related health problems. Stop needlessly fear-mongering.

RIP to this guy and the Many who have Died from the Clot Shot-- We Live in a Clown World.

[JjBee62]

35 year old British citizen found dead yesterday in El Poblado. He makes the 29th foreign citizen to die in Medellin in 2024.

https://youtu.be/Hl_BoZjCcFU?si=Xh-V9qzEAON5an34

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Let's see. 659,000 foreign visitors last year, roughly 1,800 per day. 120 days so far this year, or 216,000 visitors, with 29 deaths. That's 0. 013%.

Every year, around 5,000 US travelers die while traveling abroad.

Not sure why it's important to follow along, or follow a YouTube provider who apparently can't handle simple math.

[Flawless Zeal]

35 year old British citizen found dead yesterday in El Poblado. He makes the 29th foreign citizen to die in Medellin in 2024.

https://youtu.be/Hl_BoZjCcFU?si=Xh-V9qzEAON5an34

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Found in a hostel by his girlfriend, no signs of violence, empty medicine bottles, and obvious obesity-related health problems. Stop needlessly fear-mongering.

[YuyuHakusho]

Hi,

Is it safe to go to a short time hotel with a street walker close to Botero Plaza?

There is gem sometimes at this place.

I do not want to bring them to my place riht away, so I prefer to do that way and then if the girl seem "ok" after two or three meets, I'll bring them to my flat.

[MoonShot]

15 mil for a cab is not price gauging. It is on the low end. Arguing or complaining over cab fare of 7. 5 mil (which is not easily found) is ridiculous and using an example of going to McDonalds is idiotic.

Do you really feel cheated or taken advantage because you were asked to pay the standard low price of 15 mil ($3. 60)?

I have been going to Medellin for at least 7 years now and before then Cali. I have a long list of girls that I see and thereafter go out for lunch or dinner. Yes a dinner!

Dinner at decent place will run you around 40 K. Good heavens, I spend the equivalent of $10 for food for a girl that has very little choices in life on how to make ends meet.

And Oh My God! I have also taken some on trips with me as well. And guess what? I paid for them for their time including food and drinks. How silly of me?

The guys here worried about small change like this are true losers. They couldn't get a date where they are from (I wonder why?) And feel a sense of power arguing over small change.
Same guys that worry about $1. 80. Probably couldn't get a job at McDonalds.

Most of the girls live in Bello and it is usually 20 to 25 mil on Uber for the ride back home. 15 mil is very reasonable because most of the girls live far from the tourist areas.

[Gabacho]

35 year old British citizen found dead yesterday in El Poblado. He makes the 29th foreign citizen to die in Medellin in 2024.

https://youtu.be/Hl_BoZjCcFU?si=Xh-V9qzEAON5an34

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[IamLookin]

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[Wkahddl2]

I replied to his post trying to help because no one did

I don't think he is penny pinching. He felt dishonesty. How does you average apply to his situation?

He is from South Korea if he is real. I have not used USD for quite a while and I don't think in USD. If I were going to think in USD, this is how it would go. That amount of money can buy a dinner here, 2 pineapples, at least 25 bananas or mongos, or one lb of ribs. I will convert that to what it would cost in US in USD which is much more. I wasn't even thinking about the amount of the money.

Normally, I paid a flat fee 50 mil for transportation which I have written about. My term is 50 mil even if they take metro, and I offered to pick them up from metro station on top of the 50 mil. I see some of them will take moto and keep more money which is what I want to see. There is one girl that I always call her Uber because she was introduced to me by a friend. She only knows about 3 gringos the last time I asked her. I follow my friend's treatment of her so I don't change her because she was unspoiled in attitude, and grossly undervalued by her appearance despite that she was already paid more than the usual FB girls. Sometimes no Uber was available and she would get the transportation on her own. I always paid her the equivalent of Uber cost. One time I caught her came by moto by accident. The last time I saw her she did not even ask for me to call her a Uber to leave. I guessed it was because she had another date after me at 10PM. That is the advantage of calling Uber for girl. You save a trip if she has another date after you. LOL

Thank you for your help, sir.

But if he's real, what does that mean, sir? Does it mean I'm not going to Medellin, and I'm fake traveling the internet from my basement?

I am a real traveler and have been in Medellin for 8 days now.

Tip. A fact that no one who hasn't traveled to Colombia will know. Colombian women make a snake sound when calling a man Tsuuu Tsuuu.

Fish pictures are parque exploar folks, don't think of the giant aquariums in the US or Europe. These aquariums are fucking tiny, never go to them. It's no bigger than one "section" of an aquarium in the capital of a western country I apologize for only having 2 pictures of Chika. I never sneak photos. Many chikas don't allow photos.

I'm in Medellin and I'm really grateful that people here have helped me, and I'd treat you to a meal if we could meet (I don't drink alcohol.

[Wkahddl2]

None of the clubs in Park Lleras are *houses, they are regular style cocktail bars with dance floors like in any major city in the world. Catering to foreign tourists out for a good time. Girls will hang out at them seeking to meet foreigners, but that's not the sole existence of the club and there aren't any rooms in the back for sex or anything like that. Also, all clubs / bars in the world will serve non-alcoholic drinks (coke, red bull, water, orange juice, etc.).

We're sorry if we offended you. I thought it was because the club staff always touted the park as having lots of hot girls. I'll go there today and give you a review.

[Exoticspirit]

Yeah, people shouldn't let themselves get price-gouged because of being a foreigner, but there is always a line to draw. ...
It also seems to me that a lot of folks are obsessed with "winning" any exchange. They have to pay bare-bottom prices so they can feel like they got back at the "vapid women" who shun them in real life. They have to be the ones who are on the forum talking about how they get 10/10, amateur, chicas who totally love them for cheap / free. Everybody needs to find balance between being "that" guy and being some poor sap who is getting roped along by chicas and dropping tons of money for sub-par service.

Reality is that there are different price structures that exist out there for locals and foreigners in many countries for things like transit fares. Even mongering in brothels in Singapore openly state that locals pay cheaper rates than foreigners. That's just the way it is.

As for price negotiating with the ladies, I do agree that even if we are to be successful in low balling them, we could very well end up with crappy service. So we do have to find a fine line. On the other end, I for one don't believe in paying top rates if the ladies are asking for them when the numbers start to move towards what I can get in my home region where there is a thriving pay for play scene that exists already. Why should I pay at the same rates or even higher than what I can get at home for good talent?

So in my case, maximums of what I'm willing to pay when I arrive in Colombia might very well be a bit different compared to other tourists just because of where I'm from. This will be especially the case between those of us coming from Canada (especially Toronto and Montreal) compared to our friends from the USA. That's why we end up seeing many of our American friends especially from the northeastern states come up to Toronto and Montreal to monger.

These forums are helpful in trying to find what the middle grounds might be down in Colombia.

[DiscoverFL]

Today marks my sixth day in Medellin. I've been to llears Park four times already. The staff at the club now know my face by heart and pretend to know me LOL But I still haven't gone to any clubs. I don't drink alcohol. The clubs in Yeras Park are not clubs, they are de facto *****houses.

None of the clubs in Park Lleras are *houses, they are regular style cocktail bars with dance floors like in any major city in the world. Catering to foreign tourists out for a good time. Girls will hang out at them seeking to meet foreigners, but that's not the sole existence of the club and there aren't any rooms in the back for sex or anything like that. Also, all clubs / bars in the world will serve non-alcoholic drinks (coke, red bull, water, orange juice, etc.).