Stupid shit in Medellin

[Osteoknot]

Enjoy your trip bro. A lot of people here would love to be in your shoes. Don't fall in love with hookers and don't send money if you are expecting anything in return for it. Such are very high risk endeavors. Those are the takeaways.

Mongering is like peeling an onion. Never happens the same way, especially when two different people try it. I like where I am sitting and what's been going on in this hotel room since the moment I arrived, jeje, during a time that I think is fair to say is less than an ideal situation given the COVID shite.

I've got half the Frequent Fliers here Ignored not because they're bad or I think I am better, but it keeps me from wasting time engaging in useless circular debates with no conclusion. They won't miss me and I won't miss them. Ignore me, I don't care. I don't want to change. Change is painful, jajajajaa. 90.66294% of the posters here do not know how to engage in a useful debate for an exchange of ideas. This is not an Ivy League Extemporaneous Speech Competition, it's a bunch of old farts who didn't get enough pussy in High School trying to get those same girls now for as cheap as possible, jajjaja.

Say a brief chant to the Cosmic Blueberry Muffin who controls the universe, that Gacela recovers from COVID. Thanks. She is literally the sweetest girl I have ever met, and the ideal prototype for "Regular Girl. " but just a little too calm and boring for a girlfriend. Her juxtaposition at Number Two to the insanity that was Cat Girl at Number One was purrfekt. Now that Numero Uno is vacant, La Gacela is less attractive. The amazing thing is, she knows this and explained it to ME.

[JjBee62]

Back to writing erotic fantasy I see. Where's the salt shaker?

Let me guess. You've started sending PMs to Osteoknot telling him that nobody likes me and that I am a terrible person? What is this the 4th time? 5th? You are rather predictable.

Don't you ever get tired of constantly having to find a new person to tell the life story of Jim Morrison to?

[Paulie97]

Disagree with 90% of what you wrote but time to exit this morass. I am real. I am not perfect. I really do have a time dyslexia. It's the equivalent to a math dyslexia but involves time sequence. Imagine how much I care about what other people think, divide by Google, take the square root, you're getting closer. As soon as you wrote if it's not verifiable it's not worth writing, I checked out. Later.

Enjoy your trip bro. A lot of people here would love to be in your shoes. Don't fall in love with hookers and don't send money if you are expecting anything in return for it. Such are very high risk endeavors. Those are the takeaways.

[Paulie97]

I take that with several grains of salt. Once had a guy tell me he trusted his wife completely. She was completely devoted to him. 2 hours later, after he passed out, she crawled into my bed.

Back to writing erotic fantasy I see. Where's the salt shaker?

[Paulie97]

Truer words have never been spoken.

This saying should have been written in the bible, "the only honest woman that I know is a prostitute".

The Tall Man.

You sound like a man who has been rejected / badly hurt in the past. Of course many women are not unfaithful to their partners, and the same applies to men. And many women aren't after money from men as they have their own. This is especially common in developed countries.

[JjBee62]

As I have said before, I write on the fly with little or no revision, which is heresy for a professional writer, but the delays innate in this board are already too long. Also, I have noticed that whatever automatic editing software they use here creates errors at times. Also, very weak on your part, my spelling is way above average, but like I said, fuck spelling here.

There is one point worth clarifying. When I talk about my dollar cost averaging, Cat Girl does not enter the equation. She would put me way over the top, but I was treating her as I would any female partner. I really do have time dyslexia. I have no idea what the Internet says about it, a neruologist diagnosed me it might be secondary to my other brain injuries, no excuses. It's just like math dyslexia except in only effects numbers when used in dates and times. I can figure shit out chronologically but it takes too much time and effort and verification. Once something is more than a couple of weeks olds in my brain, it gets filed in one big jumble.

You should be some kind of forensic photo verbiage pathologist. You seem to enjoy it and have the knack for it. If I wrote that I loved her at first glance, then I wrote love, but somewhere I wrote lust, jajaja. I met her and her mom for less than 24 hours about a year before I set foot in Medellin in another city I won't name. We corresponded during that time and decided it was worthwhile to meet, no one was in love at that point. I came to Medellin solely to meet her. Gets complicated, shortly after arrival, we had a fight that I thought was the end of the relationship. No problem, I adapted to my surroundings and started mongering. Then she came back to me after I don't remember how long, weeks, I dunno. That's how the list got formed. I told her I would not quit what I had started but would make her Number One. From there, everyone got numbers..

I believe the correct term is aphasia, or maybe not. My wife suffered it after her cancer surgery (2 masses, left frontal, right temporal). She would often use the wrong word, particularly when discussing time. It's a common occurrence of TBI (Traumatic Brain Injury).

Why would you think Golda Meir was before my time? And you said I failed to read for content. I grew up knowing that name.

When I say outside experience and things that can't be verified don't matter, it's a simple, basic and necessary truth. Here's an example:

A guy tells you "I fuck top models all over the world for free, everyday. " If he's sitting with you in New Life waiting for the lineup, his experience isn't helping you. Is he helping you to hook up with those models? Is he at least showing you proof ala the Paris Hilton videos?

It's a useless attempt to impress you, which doesn't benefit you in any way. The same is true with your "I've mongered on 6 continents and got laid on 7" comment. It's useless here. Mongering in Kiev or Macao or Budapest is not the same as mongering in Medellin. Now if you were pointing out the differences, that could be useful. Pointing out the place you feel comes closest to Medellin, that's helpful. But just saying it serves no purpose other than to provide unverifiable evidence of your status as a monger guru.

It's not necessary. It serves no purpose. It just distracts away from what you are doing and reporting. Stick with the details which are helpful or entertaining to the readers.

And Muhammed Ali made that statement after he had publicly beaten the world's best.

[The Tall Man]

Once had a guy tell me he trusted his wife completely. She was completely devoted to him. 2 hours later, after he passed out, she crawled into my bed.

Truer words have never been spoken.

This saying should have been written in the bible, "the only honest woman that I know is a prostitute".

The Tall Man.

[Elvis 2008]

Elvis, you need to relax, not everyone is against you. You mean China's vaccine too?

LOL. Nounce, that 95% number was me directly quoting from the New York Times story. WTF are you talking about everyone being against me and China's vaccine?

Colombia does not have the vaccine, and the USA has two vaccines that are 95% effective. Why are you bringing up China's shit vaccine? Who cares about that?

[Osteoknot]

Spelling for one.

I hope you understand my confusion. When someone says "I fell in love with Cat Girl before I ever set foot in Medellin when I met her for one day over a year ago", I tend to jump to the admittedly rash conclusion that they met a girl for one day, over a year ago and fell in love with her on that day. I don't go through the mental gymnastics to decide he meant he met the girl 2 years ago and just lusted after her. I'd completely forgotten about your ability to twist time so that 14 or 15 months ago can become 2 years.

Another one of my failures, and I have many, is that I can't tell anything at all about Cat Girl. I've never met her. I can tell that you have said she isn't a working girl. I take that with several grains of salt. Once had a guy tell me he trusted his wife completely. She was completely devoted to him. 2 hours later, after he passed out, she crawled into my bed.

Perhaps "working girl" is the wrong term. Is Western Union novia better? Sugar Baby? Panocha profesional? Compaera de dinero? It appears, from your posts you supported her for about 3 months early last year, then supported her all the rest of last year, and spent much less than the going rate. Considering it appears to be 9-10 months since you've collected any pussy credit and she's apparently used your money to take a friend (and possibly a couple of guys) to Cartagena, either the going rate for a girl to not see you and not fuck you is a lot higher than the rest of us pay. My standard payment for that service is 0 COP, which is 0 USD. Sometimes I'll throw in an extra 0 as a tip. You know for exceptional lack of service..

As I have said before, I write on the fly with little or no revision, which is heresy for a professional writer, but the delays innate in this board are already too long. Also, I have noticed that whatever automatic editing software they use here creates errors at times. Also, very weak on your part, my spelling is way above average, but like I said, fuck spelling here.

There is one point worth clarifying. When I talk about my dollar cost averaging, Cat Girl does not enter the equation. She would put me way over the top, but I was treating her as I would any female partner. I really do have time dyslexia. I have no idea what the Internet says about it, a neruologist diagnosed me it might be secondary to my other brain injuries, no excuses. It's just like math dyslexia except in only effects numbers when used in dates and times. I can figure shit out chronologically but it takes too much time and effort and verification. Once something is more than a couple of weeks olds in my brain, it gets filed in one big jumble.

You should be some kind of forensic photo verbiage pathologist. You seem to enjoy it and have the knack for it. If I wrote that I loved her at first glance, then I wrote love, but somewhere I wrote lust, jajaja. I met her and her mom for less than 24 hours about a year before I set foot in Medellin in another city I won't name. We corresponded during that time and decided it was worthwhile to meet, no one was in love at that point. I came to Medellin solely to meet her. Gets complicated, shortly after arrival, we had a fight that I thought was the end of the relationship. No problem, I adapted to my surroundings and started mongering. Then she came back to me after I don't remember how long, weeks, I dunno. That's how the list got formed. I told her I would not quit what I had started but would make her Number One. From there, everyone got numbers.

Today, Soft Swirl was genuinely happy and pleased and wanted to show it after getting promoted to Number 3 from Number 4. I haven't told the old Number 3 yet, Sexy Dexy, because all she does lately is ask me to take her to the dentist, jajaja. I told her she has to earn it first, no pussy credits, jajaja. People with an strong inuitive sense can detect truth by content, people on the judgmental side need to verify facts (Yes, this is Myers-Briggs shite) I am real, honest and a truth seeker, you will undoubtedly be able to pick apart things I have written on the fly, drugged, sleep deprived, and brain damaged, but take my word for it this one time, it will put you at a disadvantage. What you interpret as ego is simply my non prejudice for truth. Humility is bullshit. Anyone who acts humble has to believe they did something great to begin with. Golda Meir (before your time) said, "Don't be so humble, you're not that great. " Mohammed Ali said, "It ain't bragging if it's true. " I don't think I am better or worse than anyone. I don't think about it. Ostee Out.

[Osteoknot]

The big difference is that we choose who we love. We do not choose who we lust. Whatever it is inside you that makes you like a chick with a big ass, dark skin, green eyes, or whatever else makes you attracted to a person does the choosing who to lust for you.

How many times have you done something to tick a chick off and she says she does not love you anymore? Well that was a choice she made, the same as the one she made to love you in the first place. And even if she did not love you anymore she would still fuck your brains out? That is because she still has the lust for you that she did not choose.

The ancient aphorism is do you think your big head or little head? Interesting comments.

[Osteoknot]

Everyone who regularly posts here is an attention working girl. Nobody posts and then thinks "I hope nobody reads that. " There are quite a few sarcastic assholes as well (raising hand).

Most of the stuff in your post doesn't matter. Mongered on 6 continents and got laid on the 7th? Doesn't matter. A long time monger said he couldn't teach you anything more? Doesn't matter? You spent less than the going rate? Doesn't matter? You maxed out your tourist visa your first trip? Again, it doesn't matter.

None of that matters for 2 reasons. The first is that most of it can't be verified. The more important reason is that it's irrelevant. You're in Colombia now. How great you are, how much experience you have doesn't matter. You could have spent most of the past 10 years in Medellin, but if you have a taxi drop you off in Manrique at 1 am nobody you meet is going to care. And the number of different countries you've mongered in, won't be one of the questions asked. It's like the scene in "Raiders of the Lost Ark. " The big guy comes out, spins his swords around showing off his skill, so Harrison Ford shoots him...

Disagree with 90% of what you wrote but time to exit this morass. I am real. I am not perfect. I really do have a time dyslexia. It's the equivalent to a math dyslexia but involves time sequence. Imagine how much I care about what other people think, divide by Google, take the square root, you're getting closer. As soon as you wrote if it's not verifiable it's not worth writing, I checked out. Later.

[JjBee62]

For the most part I consider your posts reasonable and you have not made my Ignore List as have half the frequent fliers here, but I am afraid you got owned by reading comprehension. Happens. I guess you can tell by now Cat Girl is not or was not a hooker, that I can tell, and this is not my first rodeo. I have fucked every shape, size, ethnicity, hooker you can think of and way more regular girls, and never fell in love on first fuck. I have been a proponent of "regular girls" since Day One here, especially if you have some time to spend in a locale, as in my goal to permanently relocate here.

Along those same lines, I never said I fell in love with Cat Girl after our initial meeting, I said I fell in LUST with her after one meeting. Big difference. I grew to love her but that took a long time, over a year.

Can we level set? You wrote I fell in love with a hooker after meeting her one time. Fact Check: I grew to love a regular girl after more than a year. Thank you. Regular does not mean she's normal, that is a separate issue, jaja.

Your comments about my Ranking List being formed on-line did make me stop and think. The opposite it true. I didn't plan it. Contrary to perception that somehow I should be nominated for President of the OverPlanner (POP) Club, I try to live one day at a time, better still, stay in the moment. I posted twice about my failures due to planning. Especially when it comes to mongering, Don't plan, be flexible, go with the flow. Without a doubt, the sexiest, craziest, most erotic, freakiest things that have ever happened to me in my life were spontaneous. I suppose you could make the argument since I posted about my planning failures, that I still had much to learn. I will accept that criticism.

Spelling for one.

I fell in love with Cat Girl before I ever set foot in Medellin when I met her for one day over a year ago. She told me from the beginning that her biggest fear was once I came here, I would become the proverbial "kid in a candy store. " I guess I did, at that. And I think she takes it harder than I realized.

I hope you understand my confusion. When someone says "I fell in love with Cat Girl before I ever set foot in Medellin when I met her for one day over a year ago", I tend to jump to the admittedly rash conclusion that they met a girl for one day, over a year ago and fell in love with her on that day. I don't go through the mental gymnastics to decide he meant he met the girl 2 years ago and just lusted after her. I'd completely forgotten about your ability to twist time so that 14 or 15 months ago can become 2 years.

Another one of my failures, and I have many, is that I can't tell anything at all about Cat Girl. I've never met her. I can tell that you have said she isn't a working girl. I take that with several grains of salt. Once had a guy tell me he trusted his wife completely. She was completely devoted to him. 2 hours later, after he passed out, she crawled into my bed.

Perhaps "working girl" is the wrong term. Is Western Union novia better? Sugar Baby? Panocha profesional? Compañera de dinero? It appears, from your posts you supported her for about 3 months early last year, then supported her all the rest of last year, and spent much less than the going rate. Considering it appears to be 9-10 months since you've collected any pussy credit and she's apparently used your money to take a friend (and possibly a couple of guys) to Cartagena, either the going rate for a girl to not see you and not fuck you is a lot higher than the rest of us pay. My standard payment for that service is 0 COP, which is 0 USD. Sometimes I'll throw in an extra 0 as a tip. You know for exceptional lack of service.

Which reminds me of 2 Facebook girls, who just recently arrived in Cartagena. One of those Facebook girls, just before the quarantine announced a new fiancee. If I remember correctly, she had even applied for her Fiancee visa and got it approved, but then the big shutdown.

It was fun to watch. At first she was all excited about her new love. Then there was a falling out. Then things got resolved and she was all unicorns and rainbows again. Then another falling out and she started showing pictures letting everyone know she was back in the game. Then, not long ago she flew to Cartagena with her friend.

Now I have to go back and examine your Cat Girl pics. Surely it can't be the same girl.

[Mr Enternational]

I never said I fell in love with Cat Girl after our initial meeting, I said I fell in LUST with her after one meeting. Big difference. I grew to love her but that took a long time, over a year.

The big difference is that we choose who we love. We do not choose who we lust. Whatever it is inside you that makes you like a chick with a big ass, dark skin, green eyes, or whatever else makes you attracted to a person does the choosing who to lust for you.

How many times have you done something to tick a chick off and she says she does not love you anymore? Well that was a choice she made, the same as the one she made to love you in the first place. And even if she did not love you anymore she would still fuck your brains out? That is because she still has the lust for you that she did not choose.

[Osteoknot]

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

I shouldn't laugh at your misfortune, but I will. Here's why:

You've put a lot of time into telling everyone about your ranking system and how everyone knows their place. The perfect "I'm the man and I make the rules" setup. From your early reports it appeared you had been a regular visitor to Medellin for at least a few years, if not longer. However, you recently said this is your second time. Then again, this post appears to imply this is your first visit and definitely sets your first visit as within the last year. Now, instead of your girls all being collected and ranked over many months and multiple sessions, it appears this was mostly setup online. It appears. Maybe there's another explanation.

As far as sending money to the girls and earning "pussy credit", I won't criticize anyone for that. I will just mention that Colombians seem to have a difficult time understanding the "I'll pay you now, you'll pay me later" concept. In most cases, if they do come through, afterwards you get to hear how badly they need some money, at least that's been my experience.

Falling in love with a girl you've met once for one day isn't love. It's an erection. If you leave it alone it will go away. Jerk it around enough and it will go away. The second method just leaves a mess.

To steal one of your lines, when someone starts talking about being in love with a hooker, my first instinct is to slap them. If you're sending money to girls so they will fuck you when you arrive, they're hookers. Deciphering your posts, I'm guessing that you prepaid significantly above the going rate. Again, I have no complaints about that, but you need to accept the reality that it's just a different payment plan for prostitution.

Now the problem becomes, one hooker that you prepaid doesn't want to come through for you. Solution is simple. You write it off as a learning experience and fuck other hookers. You don't negotiate or beg or talk about being in love.

I can go through my Facebook and find 20 women who have a catgirl costume. I can find 300 who would love to put one on if I'll buy it. I've got at least 3 girls on Facebook who sell and deliver costumes, lingerie and sex toys. Replacing one girl in Medellin is much easier than trying to find a decent pizza and you already found that.

You're also likely to discover, if you just leave her alone and go on with enjoying yourself, she'll change her tune, because she doesn't want to miss out on future deposits.

For the most part I consider your posts reasonable and you have not made my Ignore List as have half the frequent fliers here, but I am afraid you got owned by reading comprehension. Happens. I guess you can tell by now Cat Girl is not or was not a hooker, that I can tell, and this is not my first rodeo. I have fucked every shape, size, ethnicity, hooker you can think of and way more regular girls, and never fell in love on first fuck. I have been a proponent of "regular girls" since Day One here, especially if you have some time to spend in a locale, as in my goal to permanently relocate here.

Along those same lines, I never said I fell in love with Cat Girl after our initial meeting, I said I fell in LUST with her after one meeting. Big difference. I grew to love her but that took a long time, over a year.

Can we level set? You wrote I fell in love with a hooker after meeting her one time. Fact Check: I grew to love a regular girl after more than a year. Thank you. Regular does not mean she's normal, that is a separate issue, jaja.

Your comments about my Ranking List being formed on-line did make me stop and think. The opposite it true. I didn't plan it. Contrary to perception that somehow I should be nominated for President of the OverPlanner (POP) Club, I try to live one day at a time, better still, stay in the moment. I posted twice about my failures due to planning. Especially when it comes to mongering, Don't plan, be flexible, go with the flow. Without a doubt, the sexiest, craziest, most erotic, freakiest things that have ever happened to me in my life were spontaneous. I suppose you could make the argument since I posted about my planning failures, that I still had much to learn. I will accept that criticism.

If I am so motivated and I think it adds value, I will post later about The List. It's complicated but it morphed out of the ether on it's own with a little nurging by me. All I did was assign numbers (rankings) after the group was formed, making sure Cat Girl was at the top and that she and everyone else on the list knew it. Having a steady group of 10-20 hot chicas that I enjoy repeatedly fucking is not a problem in my book. Ostee Out.

[JjBee62]

Obviously You Haven't Read All My Posts. Don't expect you to pay close attention as some have, but the answers are all there. I have said at least twice I avoid planning whenever possible. And I admitted to being guilty of over planning in this instance. I didn't ghost her, I did as you suggested and came to town without telling her. Then when I told her I was here, she stood me up, twice. She's not even in Medellin. I have known her for almost two years, and spent about six months with her on my first trip here in 2019. I met her in a non -pro setting like I have talked about many times, by walking up to who I thought was a regular girl and try to make a connection. When I left here the first time it was supposed to be for three weeks, COVID hit, ten months later I am back. Before I left we were planning on living together. I never thought Cat Girl was a hooker, can't prove she wasn't.

I get that a lot, that I seem to have been here longer. This is my second trip. I met a mongerer who had been to Medellin at least ten times and divorced his wife so he could keep coming. He took me under his wing the first week I was here. After four weeks he told me there was nothing more he could teach me. Also, as I have said before, I have mongered on 6 continents, and gotten laid on all seven, which has to confer some experience. I maxed out my visa and extension first trip so I must've been here six months, right? I have time dyslexia. The system works. Girls 1-3 still fuck for "free" and I defined free before. With Cat Girl out of the picture, some of the other girls are vying for Numero Uno. I've also wrote about at least 3 girls to whom I gave money during the COVID crisis, who avoided me this trip, and I have listed a Disclaimer at least twice that I don't recommend anyone prepay. But my dollar cost averaging overall is below what the going rate is per girl..

Everyone who regularly posts here is an attention working girl. Nobody posts and then thinks "I hope nobody reads that. " There are quite a few sarcastic assholes as well (raising hand).

Most of the stuff in your post doesn't matter. Mongered on 6 continents and got laid on the 7th? Doesn't matter. A long time monger said he couldn't teach you anything more? Doesn't matter? You spent less than the going rate? Doesn't matter? You maxed out your tourist visa your first trip? Again, it doesn't matter.

None of that matters for 2 reasons. The first is that most of it can't be verified. The more important reason is that it's irrelevant. You're in Colombia now. How great you are, how much experience you have doesn't matter. You could have spent most of the past 10 years in Medellin, but if you have a taxi drop you off in Manrique at 1 am nobody you meet is going to care. And the number of different countries you've mongered in, won't be one of the questions asked. It's like the scene in "Raiders of the Lost Ark. " The big guy comes out, spins his swords around showing off his skill, so Harrison Ford shoots him.

What matters is what you do, not what you've done, or what other people say about it.

How you report on it also matters. Is it useful or just entertaining? Does it contain bad information? Is it misleading? As an example there are some nice hotels in Poblado which will allow you to bring in guests. However, they charge a hefty fee for each girl. If someone reports the hotel as chica friendly without mentioning the extra charges, then it's misleading and could end up costing someone a lot of money.

Most of your reports have been entertaining, but quite a bit is misleading, or contradictory. For example, earlier you said that you fell in love with cat girl when you met her more than a year ago and she thought you would act like a kid in a candy store when you came to Colombia, you also seemed to say that's what you did on this trip. Now you're saying you met her 2 years ago and apparently you met her in Colombia. That certainly seems like a contradiction.

There are other things. One of your first posts you talked about showing a guy around on his first trip to Medellin, but that was also your first visit to Medellin. Not saying you couldn't show someone around on your first trip, but the way it's stated leads the reader to believe it wasn't your first visit. Just for the record, I was showing people around on my first trip, which lasted 2 weeks short of 1 year. All well documented on this forum.

In another of your early posts you said you spend 90% of your time in Medellin, but you've mongered on 6 continents and only had one, 6 month visit to Medellin, where a monger with 10 trips took you under his wing. Why would it take 4 weeks to teach you all he could if you have mongered on 6 continents and how could 1 visit, albeit of 6 months, equate to where you spend 90% of your time?

Reading further I see you left Medellin just before the quarantine, which puts your arrival date about 14 months ago, rather than 2 years. That seems to confirm the more than a year ago, but wipes out the 2 years ago. Need I go on?

I don't have the time or energy to reread every post, but it does appear your posts have attempted to establish a level of experience which doesn't appear to exist.

It needs restating that none of that matters. It only affects how others perceive you. Someone might read some of your posts and believe you've been living mostly in Medellin for years. Someone else might think you're just a blowhard. Neither view is the correct one.

You don't need to worry about impressing anyone here. Most of the guys here wouldn't be impressed if you were riding a unicycle on a high wire, while juggling chainsaws and farting the Colombian national anthem. Most of the rest get excited every time they see titties.

Stick with what you know. Your intel on the Ayenda hotels is gold. Restaurant information is always useful. Problems you encounter, security issues, new local restrictions, even rumors are things that are going to be well received. Certainly everyone enjoys the descriptions and the photos.

Now go ahead and get back to the good stuff.