Stupid shit in Medellin

[Balboa]

...As I have said many times before, Money talks in Medellin ...

Really? Thanks!

No one knew that before you came along, the King of ego, LOL.

Balboa out!

[Mr Enternational]

That taking that keep of faith is a ***** for someone who has never been to Colombia. Pablo, Narcos, CNN, Fox News, all the bad publicity about Colombia. Many Americans need reassurance that the girls are real & the danger is minimal. It took wolf to give me a sense of ease in order for me to travel to Medellin. Being on many forums & sites I know that trolls, wise guys, Smart asses all have their 2 cents to add in to wreck your nerves. You old guys with large egos & prostates shouldn't be so hard on the newbies.

You say that as if a thing called dumb as fuck didn't exist. You would indeed have to be dumb as fuck if you have 4 posts and two of them are the same question (that has already been answered for you personally) in the same thread. Mind you, this person's other 2 posts were about having been to 2 other destinations (still without a trip report), one of which was in the same country in question. So if they need more leaps of faith or more confirmation of women in a country THAT THEY HAVE ALREADY BEEN TO, then like I said, there is a thing called dumb as fuck.

We are supposed to be all grown men here. You can not expect anyone to lead you around by the dick and stick it into the pussy for you. Once someone gives you information then you have to be man enough to put it to use and not childlike asking for the same information over and over again.

A buddy of mine does the same shit. He has been asking me the same questions about Thailand for years. He has lived 3 hours from the place for the last few years and still has not gone. $150 round trip ticket. I finally told him to stop asking me shit about Thailand because he is not going if he has not been yet.

I mean seriously. Two guys personally gave you a list of facebook profiles and you have the nerve to come back to ask for more facebook profiles? I have never met a chick from facebook, but I know how to read. And I have read the explicit instruction of people saying to befriend one then click on their friends list and befriend others. The shit is not brain surgery. So to have to come back and ask if someone can show you more facebook profiles, as if they are top secret, is just fucking asinine when you can literally click on more profiles your damn self.

[HansLee3509]

In Medellin right now, been here since Tuesday, I leave Saturday. I have had 3-4 girls a day. Plus I have had my girlfriend with me on every session. I guess I'm just pushing my luck? Well I took these nice pics in front of the church, in centro, with my new Galaxy S9 and no one robbed me? My girlfriend is in the pic of the church, Go figure? I have no idea which Medellin or which Centro you all are visiting, but I been banging chics since I landed. Hey Wolf, Our friend is still at the Hotel we spoke for a while. I guess the sharks can smell prey and also the killer whales when they are out and about. I have pics and numbers for anyone interested in the honeys I saw since landing Tuesday! I have nothing but love for Medellin! Pollonegro is out!

Pollo, fantastic! Sounds like you had another blast.

[El Mechanico]

You old guys with large egos & prostates ......

Says the young (er) guy with the biggest ego of them all & apparently no prostate!! I was agreeing with you on this post until you threw in that smartass comment.

Lighten up a little PN.

El Mechanico.

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[PolloNegro]

Not only that, but he posted the same request on March 31, afterwhich Pokeris and Surf Looker responded with a list of fb pages, and here he is again with the same request not even 2 months later.

That taking that keep of faith is a ***** for someone who has never been to Colombia. Pablo, Narcos, CNN, Fox News, all the bad publicity about Colombia. Many Americans need reassurance that the girls are real & the danger is minimal. It took wolf to give me a sense of ease in order for me to travel to Medellin. Being on many forums & sites I know that trolls, wise guys, Smart asses all have their 2 cents to add in to wreck your nerves. I can assure you and every other guy on this forum, you can't marry or Bang every nice looking chic in Medellin, although many on the forum keep secrets like these girls are pets in the yard chained to a pole. As I have said many times before, Money talks in Medellin, I may have spent plenty in my first few visits, now I only spend if I care to be bothered. My girl and her friends Bang me enough that I no longer look for girls in Medellin, they actually ask my girlfriend do her & I want extra company. I knew after finding a favorable chic, it would be easier to find more favorable chics. Best American trick I learned from Jim Crow is this: spoil one chic in a city of poor chics, and the rest of the chics will take notice. With that said, goal accomplished. You old guys with large egos & prostates shouldn't be so hard on the newbies. Pollonegro is out!

[Sam2015]

Literally the worst session I've ever had in Latin America.

I'll venture to guess you haven't been to Ecuador. I had to bail on three sessions in the same day in Guayaquil (3 different venues). Makes a bad New Life session seem like a GFE!

[Blue Touch]

Yes, you maybe right, I may be wrong. Doesn't matter. It is your money. Have fun there.

Man, thank you soooooo much, why didn't I just think about that? Why didn't I just think about kicking a chick out of my room and demanding that they bring me a new one in a casa that I had never, ever been to before in my life?

Why wouldn't I do that, hmmmmm. Well maybe for starters since I fucking live in South America and have a pretty good handle on how Latins think, maybe, just maybe in the back of my mind I was was unsure of how that would have been received by the management. Maybe, since I was there with a buddy of mine and he goes there often and I was unsure of the etiquette I didn't want to take the chance on damaging the good reputation he had developed in that house? You may or may not be aware of this but all over Latin America you are judged by the company you keep.

Mostly though, I didn't do it because it wasn't that important. I don't come here for vacations, this is my life, there is always more pussy and now that three other guys have chimed in about her she will make less money and I fucking GUARANTEE you that Sofi wasted no fucking time at all in telling her about the money she missed out on. I know that because, like I said, I live down here, I understand Latinas. The first one may have made 20 K for a shitty session but the second one made 75 K for a good one and no doubt she was talking about it in the break room..

[Admin2]

A2, why not just block / delete / suspend for 60 days / increase fees for anyone deemed an antagonist! Some derive self worth & self importance from trying to bring everyone else down. It is on every board I'm on, mongering and others! Just a suggestion.

El Mechanico.

You can't stop trolls, there will always be guys who's lives suck so bad the only place they feel important is harassing people online. If I suspend him for 60 days he will make a new account. It will be unpopular with some of the seniors here, but it will result in more people putting up more reports.

Threads like this give the trolls a place to be idiots while the serious pussy hounds can just get their info on the real threads.

[Admin2]

Sorry man but this is so funny on so many levels. You live in South America and you KNOW how Latinas think, yet you are UNSURE how management would have taken it that you are a customer and want to get what you paid for? And what is all of this etiquette and being judged by the company you keep shit? You were in a HOREHOUSE, not a meeting with the head of state. If every monger was like you and did not want to rock the boat by complaining about the chick then shit would go on and on and never get fixed.

Yours made me laugh as well. You are indeed a funny guy.

[El Mechanico]

I've been trying to use the Medellin forum while I'm here and for some reason some of you guys seem to think that criticizing or reviewing other guys posts on the pussy threads is what this forum is about. It's not, and doing that creates and environment that inhibits growth of the forum because seriously people don't want to deal with your bullshit.

So here's the deal, post it here. You can post all of that stupid, idiotic shit here. The "Medellin Reports" thread is now criticism free.

A2

A2, why not just block / delete / suspend for 60 days / increase fees for anyone deemed an antagonist! Some derive self worth & self importance from trying to bring everyone else down. It is on every board I'm on, mongering and others! Just a suggestion.

El Mechanico.

[Mr Enternational]

Man, thank you soooooo much, why didn't I just think about that? Why didn't I just think about kicking a chick out of my room and demanding that they bring me a new one in a casa that I had never, ever been to before in my life?

Why wouldn't I do that, hmmmmm. Well maybe for starters since I fucking live in South America and have a pretty good handle on how Latins think, maybe, just maybe in the back of my mind I was was unsure of how that would have been received by the management. Maybe, since I was there with a buddy of mine and he goes there often and I was unsure of the etiquette I didn't want to take the chance on damaging the good reputation he had developed in that house? You may or may not be aware of this but all over Latin America you are judged by the company you keep.

Sorry man but this is so funny on so many levels. You live in South America and you KNOW how Latinas think, yet you are UNSURE how management would have taken it that you are a customer and want to get what you paid for? And what is all of this etiquette and being judged by the company you keep shit? You were in a HOREHOUSE, not a meeting with the head of state. If every monger was like you and did not want to rock the boat by complaining about the chick then shit would go on and on and never get fixed.

[Admin2]

You should have kicked her out of the room, and told papasan to bring another girl. That's why you go to casas rather than street.

Man, thank you soooooo much, why didn't I just think about that? Why didn't I just think about kicking a chick out of my room and demanding that they bring me a new one in a casa that I had never, ever been to before in my life?

Why wouldn't I do that, hmmmmm. Well maybe for starters since I fucking live in South America and have a pretty good handle on how Latins think, maybe, just maybe in the back of my mind I was was unsure of how that would have been received by the management. Maybe, since I was there with a buddy of mine and he goes there often and I was unsure of the etiquette I didn't want to take the chance on damaging the good reputation he had developed in that house? You may or may not be aware of this but all over Latin America you are judged by the company you keep.

Mostly though, I didn't do it because it wasn't that important. I don't come here for vacations, this is my life, there is always more pussy and now that three other guys have chimed in about her she will make less money and I fucking GUARANTEE you that Sofi wasted no fucking time at all in telling her about the money she missed out on. I know that because, like I said, I live down here, I understand Latinas. The first one may have made 20 K for a shitty session but the second one made 75 K for a good one and no doubt she was talking about it in the break room.

So anyway, thanks for being a fucking douche and motivating me to make this thread. I suggest you start posting all the stupid shit you think people want to read here because I'm going to make it a mission to sit on your posts for awhile. Guys like you fuck up forums like this and I'm kinda sick of it happening. I've been here for a month and I've met a lot of guys and the number one reason for the guys who don't use the forum is assholes like you.

A2.

[Blue Touch]

You should have kicked her out of the room, and told papasan to bring another girl. That's why you go to casas rather than street.

Long hair, tattoo of some latin phrase on her right side. Avoid, literally the worst hooker I have ever fucked in Latin America. Wanted 100 k for a BBBJ, passed, was looking at her phone while she sort of pumped my dick. Then kind of blew me, more like sticking my cock in a glass of warm water than getting a BJ.

My dick was mostly hard so I started fucking her and the whole time she was reaching between her legs to make sure the condom was on asking me if I was finished.

I gave up after ten minutes and she tried to tell me I had been there for a half hour.

Literally the worst session I've ever had in Latin America.

[Admin2]

I've been trying to use the Medellin forum while I'm here and for some reason some of you guys seem to think that criticizing or reviewing other guys posts on the pussy threads is what this forum is about. It's not, and doing that creates and environment that inhibits growth of the forum because seriously people don't want to deal with your bullshit.

So here's the deal, post it here. You can post all of that stupid, idiotic shit here. The "Medellin Reports" thread is now criticism free.

A2