Stupid shit in Medellin

[Surfer500]

I wonder if someone on this board is a switch hitter and embarrassed to admit it. Truth be told I have seen a few that I'd probably hit. So I guess that makes me a switch hitter that hasn't pulled the trigger yet. That is the key word right there, YET. When it happens I'll post the report if anyone is interested. Don't knock it until you try it folks.

A switch hitter in the sense that you went up to the plate, and struck out. So if you didn't get a hit and get on base you don't qualify as switch hitter, YET.

And if I were to be "switch hitter, it sure wouldn't be in Colombia. It would be Thailand for sure as they it have it down to a science and I have heard stories where guys don't even know. God forbid, maybe I went with one last time I was there and didn't even know it. I guess I am a switch hitter now.

[Septimius]

Your post as written might imply that you are a switch hitter, meaning regardless of whether it's a man or a woman, you would go with whatever looks the hottest.

But I know that was not what you meant.

I wonder if someone on this board is a switch hitter and embarrassed to admit it. Truth be told I have seen a few that I'd probably hit. So I guess that makes me a switch hitter that hasn't pulled the trigger yet. That is the key word right there, YET. When it happens I'll post the report if anyone is interested. Don't knock it until you try it folks.

[Surfer500]

Imagine the disappointment and sorrow I felt when I found out the hottest thing on the street is a guy. Man, it's like punching Darwin in the face. In Medellin, things are different, even a brainless dumb fuck like me can tell that the people stand in the path that connects plaza botero to Calle 52, along the side of the church, are ladyboys; the girls in gusto are infinitely hotter than them, nature is well balanced in Medellin.

Yep, the Colombian She-Males are such an abortion compared to their Thailand counterparts. For your information, and I know this is important to you, the Colombian She-male headquarters is located exactly at the corner of the Veracruz Church and the glass covered pedestrian walkway, not at Calle 52. This is where all directives and commands of the Colombian She-male community take place for this part of town. There are also other similar venues around town as well.

The others you see walking around at the Intersection of Calle 52 and Carrea 52, this is where you will find the "imported 'Venezuelan She-males. They stay away from the Colombian She-males to avoid a turf war. And a warning about the Colombian She-Males, they are very bad dudes, carry knives, and you should keep your distance. The last thing you want to do is it cornered by them, once they sodomize you, they will carve you up and leave you to rot. Stick to Gustos, all you can do is get hosed for money there.

[LeyenLouvain]

Nah. It just depends on whether you like your chicks looking like dudes with makeup on or not.

Tata Zaa is very convincing!

[Mr Enternational]

Mr. E you sound like a She-male aficionado knowing where to find them, are you coming out of the closet?

LOL. Nah. More like I just know where to stay away from.

[Mr Enternational]

Wait what? If that's true, it must be due to facial plastic surgery rather than make-up?

Nah. It just depends on whether you like your chicks looking like dudes with makeup on or not.

[TjBrazil]

Your post as written might imply that you are a switch hitter, meaning regardless of whether it's a man or a woman, you would go with whatever looks the hottest.

But I know that was not what you meant.

I used to work with this flaming gay guy and we would tell him he was prettier than the waitresses. We were all 100 percent hetero. It's more of a joke that they go so much out of their way to look good. I still think in person I would be able to tell a ladyboy in Thailand. On you tube it's a little tougher.

[LeyenLouvain]

But in Thailand, the absolutely hottest looking person is always a ladyboy.

Wait what? If that's true, it must be due to facial plastic surgery rather than make-up?

[SJobs]

Your post as written might imply that you are a switch hitter, meaning regardless of whether it's a man or a woman, you would go with whatever looks the hottest.

But I know that was not what you meant.

Imagine the disappointment and sorrow I felt when I found out the hottest thing on the street is a guy. Man, it's like punching Darwin in the face. In Medellin, things are different, even a brainless dumb fuck like me can tell that the people stand in the path that connects plaza botero to Calle 52, along the side of the church, are ladyboys; the girls in gusto are infinitely hotter than them, nature is well balanced in Medellin.

[Surfer500]

One major difference is that in Medellin I can easily find girls hotter than the ladyboys. But in Thailand, the absolutely hottest looking person is always a ladyboy.

Your post as written might imply that you are a switch hitter, meaning regardless of whether it's a man or a woman, you would go with whatever looks the hottest.

But I know that was not what you meant.

[Surfer500]

Besides, it is the same in Colombia. Everybody knows not to go to that one place where that church is or that street down from Yakuza because those are the transvestites. It is the same thing. They hang in particular places. They are not just next to normal women tricking you into choosing them. They are in their own little pockets.

Mr. E you sound like a She-male aficionado knowing where to find them, are you coming out of the closet?

[Surfer500]

Sorry if my post made you feel inferior. It is not my intention at all. Actually, just for my own education, can you please point out which part of my post conveyed a sense of superiority. If you can show me where I hurt your feelings, I will avoid overstepping in the future.

I'm in tears and have been crying profusely over this.

I am a total loser and inferior, an outcast, please forgive me.

I need to give up my ways as a low level bottom feeding scavenger trolling for zombies!

[SJobs]

I don't know how many times I have posted that everybody rolls different on this board.

Lots of your thoughts, and ideas, are based on your experience and personal tastes.

I have found your posts quite entertaining, and have egged you on at times, such as upping your game on the threesomes and foursomes.

However, your way of mongering, or your assumption that perhaps your way of mongering is superior or better than others is just simply wrong.

Sorry if my post made you feel inferior. It is not my intention at all. Actually, just for my own education, can you please point out which part of my post conveyed a sense of superiority. If you can show me where I hurt your feelings, I will avoid overstepping in the future.

[SJobs]

Clearly you could not have been reading my post. 2 beautiful 18 year olds, try 3 blood related sisters, same mother same father. I have banged all 3 of them and I still do to this day. Not to mention the combination of mother and daughters I have banged.

We are in the land where money rules and everything goes out of the window. You just require more dinero to get the same experience that I receive at a fraction of the price. If you ever meet me, you'll be surprised at how young I look, how young I am, how well respected I am in centro and how well I handle myself when I am in Centro. I don't even have to ask for a date in Centro I show up and most of them are begging me for dates, simply because I am extra nice and well known in parque Botero! Pollo Negro is out!

OK, my bucket list has just expanded to include fucking two blood related sisters and their mother and their grandma together for three days straight. One question to you, what happen if I get the grandma, the mother and the two daughters pregnant at the same time? Should we call those self-proclaimed El Centro experts for advise on how to pimp out all 4 of them? It seems like there are ample demand for pregnant chicks in Medellin.

[Blakman]

LOL. And that means you have to fuck one of them? Parks are full of benches but that does not mean I have to go sit on one of them. I look at it like a mf in a costume, not like a vampire that is going to bite me and turn me into one of them. You go to Disneyworld and you see dudes dressed up like Goofy and Donald Duck and shit. You go over to wherever and you see dudes dressed up as ladies. Same thing to me. Trick or treat mf.

Besides, it is the same in Colombia. Everybody knows not to go to that one place where that church is or that street down from Yakuza because those are the transvestites. It is the same thing. They hang in particular places. They are not just next to normal women tricking you into choosing them. They are in their own little pockets.

They just don't know pattaya is so much fun. One guy was saying something about clubs and beer bars hustling you for drinks. It's a damn business they going to take your money if you let them. Just like a chica is going to ask for 400 mil when she knows realistically she's just gone getting 150 mil. Pattaya no Asian look the the same, variety galore. Everything close distance. Only guys who have not done there review go to beach Road. Hardly anybody go there looking for chicas. Clubs free of charge. Bar hopping all night long.