Stupid shit in Medellin

[Septimius]

Obviously he did not look before he lept. Neither did he feel for wetness. I just don't get it. But wait a minute. If he knew the inside felt different he had to know it was not a real pussy. Jezus Khrist.

He could have known all along and maybe went with it? Fuck man who knows what really happened that night. I only know what he told me. Drunken sailors always get into some shit especially us guys that were stationed in Japan. The days of Thailand and Singapore were some of the best times of my life.

[Surfer500]

Obviously he did not look before he lept. Neither did he feel for wetness. I just don't get it. But wait a minute. If he knew the inside felt different he had to know it was not a real pussy. Jezus Khrist.

Hell he should of just bought a warm cantaloupe, hollowed out a slit in it, and banged the melon, at least it would of been warm and wet. This whole thought of banging an imitation pussy takes us to new heights here.

[Mr Enternational]

I remember one time a buddy of mine had a "Filipina chick" that already had the surgery. I saw her myself and man she had all of us fooled. Pretty face and shaped like a woman. He said her insides felt differently obviously due to the anatomical differences.

Obviously he did not look before he lept. Neither did he feel for wetness. I just don't get it. But wait a minute. If he knew the inside felt different he had to know it was not a real pussy. Jezus Khrist.

[Surfer500]

LOL fair enough. I remember one time a buddy of mine had a "Filipina chick" that already had the surgery. I saw her myself and man she had all of us fooled. Pretty face and shaped like a woman. He said her insides felt differently obviously due to the anatomical differences. He enjoyed himself but was a little disappointed when he found out later on she used to be a dude. He handled it well. Some dudes would have totally lost it and probably would have went after the girl. I say if it makes you feel good then fuck it LOL.

Her insides felt different. Hum what does that mean, tight like a drum, or this "thing" opened up like a house when he penetrated it, with his pecker banging against the sides with no friction. What a topic of discussion.

[Septimius]

LOL. Plenty of people have admitted it. I will decline your offer though. I do not have any desire to fuck any dudes with makeup and long hair. But if that is your thing then have at it and we can still have a drink together afterwards. On this board it is against the rules to post stories as such. You can only post info that will help others identify and avoid them.

LOL fair enough. I remember one time a buddy of mine had a "Filipina chick" that already had the surgery. I saw her myself and man she had all of us fooled. Pretty face and shaped like a woman. He said her insides felt differently obviously due to the anatomical differences. He enjoyed himself but was a little disappointed when he found out later on she used to be a dude. He handled it well. Some dudes would have totally lost it and probably would have went after the girl. I say if it makes you feel good then fuck it LOL.

[Surfer500]

Why try it in Colombia when the women are so amazing?! Not to mention the knives that are apparently carried.

The She-Males are for those that like the back door and apparently they have quite a following or wouldn't be out there plying their trade. And yes they carry knives, and stay clear of them as they can be very aggressive. A friend of mine a few years back got confronted by three of them as they were baiting him to go with one of them, and when he refused they took his glasses and smashed the.

[JjBee62]

I wonder if someone on this board is a switch hitter and embarrassed to admit it. Truth be told I have seen a few that I'd probably hit. So I guess that makes me a switch hitter that hasn't pulled the trigger yet. That is the key word right there, YET. When it happens I'll post the report if anyone is interested. Don't knock it until you try it folks.

I'm not going to try it. If there's a dick down there, there's no vagina. If there's no vagina I have no interest. I have no interest in anal, especially not as the catcher, and I'm not satisfied with just a blowjob. I'm also not willing to learn how to give a blowjob, especially if I have to pay for the lesson.

I do remember seeing a guy come in a bar in Medellin, a gringo I'd met briefly. He had a super hot girl with him and an obviously gay guy. I didn't think anything of it until I saw him making out with the guy. I guess some people prefer the other threesome combination.

[LeyenLouvain]

Don't knock it until you try it folks.

Why try it in Colombia when the women are so amazing?! Not to mention the knives that are apparently carried.

[Mr Enternational]

I wonder if someone on this board is a switch hitter and embarrassed to admit it. Truth be told I have seen a few that I'd probably hit. So I guess that makes me a switch hitter that hasn't pulled the trigger yet. That is the key word right there, YET. When it happens I'll post the report if anyone is interested. Don't knock it until you try it folks.

LOL. Plenty of people have admitted it. I will decline your offer though. I do not have any desire to fuck any dudes with makeup and long hair. But if that is your thing then have at it and we can still have a drink together afterwards. On this board it is against the rules to post stories as such. You can only post info that will help others identify and avoid them.

[SJobs]

I wonder if someone on this board is a switch hitter and embarrassed to admit it. Truth be told I have seen a few that I'd probably hit. So I guess that makes me a switch hitter that hasn't pulled the trigger yet. That is the key word right there, YET. When it happens I'll post the report if anyone is interested. Don't knock it until you try it folks.

A beautiful thing is a beautiful thing. I don't judge people's choice and taste. I mentally and physically can't handle the thought that she / he use to be a man, and once had a cock. I think there is nothing to be ashamed of if a person is into transsexuals, it's a personal choice, who are we to judge.

[Surfer500]

I wonder if someone on this board is a switch hitter and embarrassed to admit it. Truth be told I have seen a few that I'd probably hit. So I guess that makes me a switch hitter that hasn't pulled the trigger yet. That is the key word right there, YET. When it happens I'll post the report if anyone is interested. Don't knock it until you try it folks.

A switch hitter in the sense that you went up to the plate, and struck out. So if you didn't get a hit and get on base you don't qualify as switch hitter, YET.

And if I were to be "switch hitter, it sure wouldn't be in Colombia. It would be Thailand for sure as they it have it down to a science and I have heard stories where guys don't even know. God forbid, maybe I went with one last time I was there and didn't even know it. I guess I am a switch hitter now.

[Septimius]

Your post as written might imply that you are a switch hitter, meaning regardless of whether it's a man or a woman, you would go with whatever looks the hottest.

But I know that was not what you meant.

I wonder if someone on this board is a switch hitter and embarrassed to admit it. Truth be told I have seen a few that I'd probably hit. So I guess that makes me a switch hitter that hasn't pulled the trigger yet. That is the key word right there, YET. When it happens I'll post the report if anyone is interested. Don't knock it until you try it folks.

[Surfer500]

Imagine the disappointment and sorrow I felt when I found out the hottest thing on the street is a guy. Man, it's like punching Darwin in the face. In Medellin, things are different, even a brainless dumb fuck like me can tell that the people stand in the path that connects plaza botero to Calle 52, along the side of the church, are ladyboys; the girls in gusto are infinitely hotter than them, nature is well balanced in Medellin.

Yep, the Colombian She-Males are such an abortion compared to their Thailand counterparts. For your information, and I know this is important to you, the Colombian She-male headquarters is located exactly at the corner of the Veracruz Church and the glass covered pedestrian walkway, not at Calle 52. This is where all directives and commands of the Colombian She-male community take place for this part of town. There are also other similar venues around town as well.

The others you see walking around at the Intersection of Calle 52 and Carrea 52, this is where you will find the "imported 'Venezuelan She-males. They stay away from the Colombian She-males to avoid a turf war. And a warning about the Colombian She-Males, they are very bad dudes, carry knives, and you should keep your distance. The last thing you want to do is it cornered by them, once they sodomize you, they will carve you up and leave you to rot. Stick to Gustos, all you can do is get hosed for money there.

[LeyenLouvain]

Nah. It just depends on whether you like your chicks looking like dudes with makeup on or not.

Tata Zaa is very convincing!

[Mr Enternational]

Mr. E you sound like a She-male aficionado knowing where to find them, are you coming out of the closet?

LOL. Nah. More like I just know where to stay away from.