Stupid shit in Medellin

[The Cane]

I think this is the same guy that posted a gazillion "stupid" questions in the Rio thread, but once the date came that it was time to go, something came up. Now it is time to do the same in the Medellin thread.

And stupid questions! Yeah I have news for people. There is such a thing as a stupid question (and ugly people too haha). And some people have a penchant for asking them! Time to "let go" so to speak.

https://youtu.be/6bqqyQaGtA8

[Gabacho]

I'm very sorry however you obviously don't understand the advantage which my high intelligence gives me when it comes to analyzing complex subjects. This is why I understand Medellin far better than most other people who have been there dozens of times.

Aside from that how dare you imply that the working girls of Medellin might engage in robbery? These are hard working professionals with hearts of gold. Shame on you.

Is this meant to be sarcastic bro?

You've never been to medellin yet you claim to understand it better than guys who have been here dozens of times. I think jjbee has a much better understanding of Medallo than you ever will.

And you say working girls never rob or steal? Then can you explain to me how a working girl stole may laptop back in January?

[The Cane]

I'm very sorry however you obviously don't understand the advantage which my high intelligence gives me when it comes to analyzing complex subjects. This is why I understand Medellin far better than most other people who have been there dozens of times.

Really? Well your "high intelligence analyzing" apparently yields "analysis paralysis". Because you go into these threads asking question after question after question sucking up the time of people who choose to engage with you, and then you end up not going anywhere. Like the man said. You did the same thing in the Brazil threads. You didn't go to Brazil. And you won't go to Colombia either. Analysis paralysis is not a strength! You could be an undercover "Macunaima" for all we know.

[JjBee62]

Maybe you're being a little too harsh on the guy. Some guys are just in love with the fantasy of it all, maybe he's tied down and just wants to fantasize about leaving his wife for Colombia, or maybe he's trying to save up so that he can purchase a ticket. Don't beat him down, let him enjoy the journey.

Haha I on the other hand lasted a whole 3 weeks after leaving medellin before already buying another flight back. I'll be there again soon. If you are around I'the like to have a word with you face to face.

Being too hard on him? Nah. It's a hard world. If you sugar coat everything you just end up with another fat diabetic whining about the cost of insulin. Besides I'm just paying it forward from all the guys who were harsh with me when I thought I knew everything (That will get a few response).

I just left Bogota yesterday. It will be awhile before I'm back in Medellin. You'll get a chance eventually. Until then welcome to PPAA (Paisa Pussy Addicts Anonymous). Help yourself to coffee and donuts. If they aren't cream filled they soon will be.

[Anthony2023]

I love Colombia, especially Medellin, but that doesn't make it the world's top destination.

Instead of wasting time trying to find reasons to go to Colombia, making false assumptions and jumping to ridiculous conclusions, buy a fucking plane ticket and get some Colombian pussy. I can guarantee it's a much better way to spend time.

Maybe you're being a little too harsh on the guy. Some guys are just in love with the fantasy of it all, maybe he's tied down and just wants to fantasize about leaving his wife for Colombia, or maybe he's trying to save up so that he can purchase a ticket. Don't beat him down, let him enjoy the journey.

Haha I on the other hand lasted a whole 3 weeks after leaving medellin before already buying another flight back. I'll be there again soon. If you are around I'the like to have a word with you face to face.

[HarryDubois]

This should be pinned at the top and titled "How to tell you haven't a clue. " That shows, better than anything, you should avoid Medellin until you find someone to hold your hand.

I'm very sorry however you obviously don't understand the advantage which my high intelligence gives me when it comes to analyzing complex subjects. This is why I understand Medellin far better than most other people who have been there dozens of times.

Aside from that how dare you imply that the working girls of Medellin might engage in robbery? These are hard working professionals with hearts of gold. Shame on you.

[The Cane]

Maybe it's a good idea understand one language well before learning or explaining another. "His, him, he, her, she, her" are examples of masculine and feminine you suggested do not exist in English. Ser vs. Estar is easier to understand as an equation (I. E. Profession. He is a doctor, equations. One plus one is two vs location. He is in Medellin or state of being. She is ill).

I speak three languages and understand very, very well what I'm talking about. Of course English has what you say (rolling eyes). I didn't mean it that way. What I was specifically referring to is masculine and feminine nouns: https://study.com/academty/lesson/ma...n-spanish.html. It would be a good idea for you to seek to fully understand before drawing negative conclusions about what somebody else's knowledge is (or isn't). And there's so much more to "estar" and "ser" than it's appropriate for here. Example: Ella esta (a conjugation of estar) enojada (she's mad now or in the moment). Ella es (a conjugation of ser) enojada (she has a personality that is ill-tempered or grumpy). But hey, we don't come here for language lessons do we except for what's right here: http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...=Abbreviations.

[Knowledge]

Maybe it's a good idea understand one language well before learning or explaining another. "His, him, he, her, she, her" are examples of masculine and feminine you suggested do not exist in English. Ser vs. Estar is easier to understand as an equation (I. E. Profession. He is a doctor, equations. One plus one is two vs location. He is in Medellin or state of being. She is ill).

The literal translations of the Spanish verbs "estar" and "ser" are the exact same in English (to be), but they absolutely do not mean the identical same thing in Spanish. Keeping it really, really simple the former can be temporal while the latter is about the essence of something or someone that is more of a fixed or permanent characteristic. In English we don't have multiple verbs for "being". This makes it confusing and challenging, at least at first, to learn the differences between estar and ser and how to use those verbs in Spanish correctly. English also doesn't have "masculine" and "feminine" which I find to be (ser would be appropriate here haha) really fucking annoying! Why? Just to make it harder to learn Spanish? LOL!

[JjBee62]

Schwab gave it back to me, but I do not think Bancolombia gave it back to them. I do not know which bank my ex-girlfriend in Bogota uses, but when her card was cloned and the money went gone, she was just shit out of luck.

Probably Bancolombia. A girl I know left her billfold with cedula, driver's license, Bancolombia debit card and Bancolombia Visa at a hotel. The hotel found it and it was sent to her, but it arrived with no cash, no Bancolombia card and no Visa. They didn't get much from her savings account, but 2 million COP was charged on her Visa and she had to pay it.

[JjBee62]

From what I've seen reported, In most cases you won't be knocked out for more than 48 hrs. A lower daily withdrawal limit means you have better odds of not being wiped out. I'm not referring to people who are being held kidnapped, I'm referring to the typical street theft or drugging.

Pay cash at restaurants and stores? Terrible advice. Better exchange rate paying with card.

Keep your debit card in the hotel safe? Even worse advice. Never trust hotel safes. Many reports of staff getting in them.

Hide your card in your room, have you not heard most scope victims find and hand over their hidden items to the perpetrators? Yeah that's not going to work.

1. "In most cases" doesn't matter, because in some cases the victim was taken elsewhere and kept while large amounts were withdrawn over several days and in those cases the victim tends to be found days or weeks later, occasionally in pieces. Ideally you avoid being a victim. Failing that, probably better if the thieves can't see the advantage in keeping the bank from locking down your accounts.

2. Many places in Colombia charge a fee for credit card transactions. Often hotel rates are much lower with cash, paid at the desk, rather than using a credit card through a discount booking site. Then there's the ever present risk someone will clone your card. In addition dealing in cash and keeping your cards in a safe place limits your losses on the street to cash on hand.

3. Choice between walking around with around $50 k in plastic money, plus $200 in cash, or just walking around with $200 in cash while that $50 k is locked away (and in some cases unable to be used) with the option of being alerted if any of the plastic is used? That's a tough one.

4. Not all room thefts involve getting drugged. Whatever you leave easily accessible can end up in a girl's pocket if you turn your back. Again, it's a choice between trying to minimize your loss or making it easier for someone to get the most possible from you.

On #2 I've experienced the hotel issue a few times. The most memorable was a place I booked for $69 USD for 1 night, with a posted normal daily rate of $85. When I checked out I was initially charged $40, until the desk clerk noticed I had agreed to the "discount rate" of $69. There's also the frequently reported issue of credit card transactions in Colombia charged in dollars instead of pesos, resulting in a worse exchange rate (the same as accepting the bank conversion at the ATM).

[Anthony2023]

The President of Colombia earns about 600 k pesos per day.

Those numbers are from several years ago, it's at least double that now.

[Anthony2023]

It was pretty much useless in the first place. I dunno why anyone would think their experience with a particular girl is going to be like any other person's experience with a girl. Personal reviews are pointless beyond red flagging.

I don't think it was because it made finding Facebook girls who play much easier. You used to be able to browse thru profiles on the main page and see profile pictures. Now you can only search up names to pull anything up which makes it useless now to find any one new.

[Anthony2023]

Okay so you want to make yourself feel better about paying. Truth is there's no reason for anyone young, in shape with looks, game, and decent income to be paying outside of rare occasions. And no you don't "pay one way or another. " Buying someone drinks and a meal doesn't count of course as many of us do that for family and friends. Picking up the tab at the restaurant is just custom on a date, not payment for sex. Plus sex is typically better with someone who wants to have it with you as opposed to those that do it because they were paid.

Dude that's your opinion.

Different strokes for different folks, I've had long relationships, I was married for several years, enjoyed the ups and downs of family life and trust me when I say nothing is free in this world, so yes you do pay for it one way or the other.

It's better when you don't pay for it? LOL ok that's your opinion as well. Some of the best sex I've ever had was straight pay for play. But like I said everyone has their opinion, I'm just sharing mine.

[JjBee62]

Based on research that I have done, I think that there are several reasons why Medellin gets more attention on ISG that any other city in the world. It seems to be like the #1 monger destination or at least a top contender.

Several things combine to make Medellin the world's best sex worker destination:

Genetics:

The population is a mix of about 80% Spanish and 20% Native American.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paisa_(region).

The Spanish were mainly from the Extremadura and Basque areas. Women will generally be about 5'2", European features, dark eyes, dark straight hair shoulder to waist length, light brown to white skin. There are also many recent Venezuelan refugees.

Poverty:

More than 50% of the population in the Medellin metropolitan area is poor, meaning an income of under $90 per month per person.

https://www.oecd.org/education/executive.pdf

https://colombiareports.com/colombia...from-pandemic/

The youth unemployment rate amounted to 26.44 percent in 2021. The youth unemployment rate refers to the share of the economically active population aged 15 to 24 currently without work but in search of employment. The youth unemployment rate does not include economically inactive persons such as the long-term unemployed or full-time students.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/...te-in-colombia

Sex drive:

Spanish people seem to have a very high sex drive.

https://www.expatmadrid.com/2018/05/28/sex-in-spain/

https://latinawoman.org/latina-women-in-bed

So Medellin offers a vast number of passionate, beautiful and very poor girls which may be unmatched elsewhere.

The only fly in the ointment seems to be the drugging and robbing problem, however that never or almost never happens with a WG. So long as you are paying her for sex, you should be fine. Plus of course stick to low crime areas like El Poblado and don't do anything illegal like buying drugs, selling drugs, pimping out girls, sex with underage girls etc.

This should be pinned at the top and titled "How to tell you haven't a clue. " That shows, better than anything, you should avoid Medellin until you find someone to hold your hand.

As I've already said, Medellin isn't even #1 in Colombia and Bogota isn't #1 in South America. Judging based on number of posts doesn't work. Just look at all of your posts. How many have you put in the Medellin forum? And you've never been. Or look at all of mine, although I've at least gotten laid there.

El Poblado isn't a safe area. Stupidity in Poblado is just as likely to be punished as stupidity in El Centro. Just yesterday I pointed out where I was robbed within a few blocks of the best area in Bogota. That happened when I was almost as clueless.

Most of the drugging is perpetrated by working girls. You think all those girls go directly from being perfect angels to helping to rob people? You think there's some special school that teaches virgins how to convince strange men to drink with them and take them to their rooms? You don't learn how to close a deal without spending your time selling something.

Mexico has a higher poverty rate and 3 times the population of Colombia, along with a lot more tourism. They even import hookers from Colombia. Forget about places like Bangkok which is so accessible to most of the world's population.

I love Colombia, especially Medellin, but that doesn't make it the world's top destination.

Instead of wasting time trying to find reasons to go to Colombia, making false assumptions and jumping to ridiculous conclusions, buy a fucking plane ticket and get some Colombian pussy. I can guarantee it's a much better way to spend time.

Here's a tip for everyone else. If you're checking a bag, make room for a jar of bread and butter pickles. I wrap the hard in bubble wrap and put it in a zip lock bag. I think you'll be surprised by how much girls like them.

[Anthony2023]

You've mentioned this a few times and it makes no sense. Lower your daily withdrawal limit? When they withdraw money they see your balance (at least at most banks here). Which means they take out what they can and come back the next day and the next and the next until they have it all. What do they do with you? Keep you unconscious or just kill you.

At the very least hide your damn credit card somewhere no one could ever find it. A lot of better hotels have a security box in the reception area (at my hotel it is like a safe deposit box). Put your card in an envelope and leave it there.

From what I've seen reported, In most cases you won't be knocked out for more than 48 hrs. A lower daily withdrawal limit means you have better odds of not being wiped out. I'm not referring to people who are being held kidnapped, I'm referring to the typical street theft or drugging.

Pay cash at restaurants and stores? Terrible advice. Better exchange rate paying with card.

Keep your debit card in the hotel safe? Even worse advice. Never trust hotel safes. Many reports of staff getting in them.

Hide your card in your room, have you not heard most scope victims find and hand over their hidden items to the perpetrators? Yeah that's not going to work.