Stupid shit in Medellin

[Anthony2023]

You say that as if there are no crack head high price escorts or no high end street hookers. 99% of the posts here that guys mention doing drugs with chicks or getting drugged or robbed, guess where they did not come from? Yep. Got them from clubs and online. Not centro!

I think you mean Tinder and Lleras sw's. Big difference.

I rather take my chances over paying what I believe to be a premium hooker vs going with a cheap street hooker or tinder girl any day.

[Anthony2023]

Well since you like wothless anecdotes, how about paying USD 15 for a Pepsi in a club, when you cango to a corner shop and pay 50 c. ?

You know where the majority of fb girls come from? Bello, manrique, and the barrios east of centro. You know where the majority of centro girls come from? Same places, same ingredients. Same chef.

Holy smokes who charges $15 for a Pepsi? I think I seen as high as $10.

Oh I'm not saying there aren't any 5-6's on fb or seeking. I'm just saying the ones I've contacted so far I very much doubt I would find working the streets of el centro.

[Anthony2023]

You come off as a buffoon.

And you come off as pathetic if you actually take serious anything that's said in a hooker forum. Please enlighten me how I am likely to get scoped? I don't mess around with cheap hookers like you. Some of you come off as know it all's than get your panties all in a bunch when someone doesn't agree with you.

[Luminous]

Lot of personal attacks and negativity on this thread.

My request is to be kind and respectful to folks on this forum. These forums are not meant to be a pissing contest between us, it's about helping and learning from fellow mongers.

[Mr Enternational]

You know where the majority of fb girls come from? Bello, manrique, and the barrios east of centro. You know where the majority of centro girls come from? Same places, same ingredients. Same chef.

LOL. I don't know why that is so hard for guys to understand. These hoes come from the same damn neighborhoods, but these guys are of the mind that the ones that come directly to where they are staying by means of a taxi they are paying for, are better than the ones that you are going into the field to pick off the tree. They act like the ones they are meeting on facebook or seeking are coming from around the corner in a neighboring Poblado high-rise condo and the chicks working downtown are going there straight from the homeless shelter or drug den.

I guess that phrase about not going into the kitchen to see how the food is prepared works in this instance. I get where the mongers' heads are though. I remember being at a restaurant in Temple Bar in Dublin with my ex girlfriend. I ordered a Coca-Cola for 5 euro. I was sitting next to the kitchen where I saw the lady put ice into what might have been a 6-ounce glass, open a can of Coke, and pour part of it into the glass. That hurt the fuck out of my heart. I don't think I was expecting the Coke fairies to pisz it out of magic wands, but in my head I thought I would be getting something a little better than less than half of a normal can of Coca-Cola for that 5 euro.

For 200,000 pesos these mongers suspect they are getting someone that comes from a better place than the chicks downtown come from, but same places, same ingredients, same chef. Just don't be nosey and peek into the kitchen if you want this my 200,000 peso girl is better than your 30,000 peso girl fantasy to continue.

[JustTK]

what's that saying from papa John's? Better ingredients, better pizza .

Well since you like wothless anecdotes, how about paying USD 15 for a Pepsi in a club, when you cango to a corner shop and pay 50 c. ?

You know where the majority of fb girls come from? Bello, manrique, and the barrios east of centro. You know where the majority of centro girls come from? Same places, same ingredients. Same chef.

[Mr Enternational]

I'm pretty sure paying more for a club, Facebook or seeking girl will be better quality than paying for a centro street hooker. I don't see why that is hard for some of you to understand. Just like in other places in the world, I don't have to actually have sex with a crack head street hooker to find out if she's better quality than a high end escort. .

You say that as if there are no crack head high price escorts or no high end street hookers. 99% of the posts here that guys mention doing drugs with chicks or getting drugged or robbed, guess where they did not come from? Yep. Got them from clubs and online. Not centro!

[Anthony2023]

Hi Anthony, I don't understand it so please explain it to me. First, start by explaining what you mean by 'better quality' bcos all will hinge on that. Just to let you know, I am starting from the position that the only thing that paying more will guarantee, is that you will spend more money on the transaction.

Looking forward to your explanation.

Pretty self explanatory. Better quality (better looking / better service) what's that saying from papa John's? Better ingredients, better pizza LOL. Well same thing. I don't have to test drive a Mercedes to know it looks and drives better than a Honda.

[Anthony2023]

Let's try this. You're from a Latino background? So that means you're a lazy criminal? Now, are you going to say "that could be true", or will you say it's "stupid?" You're probably familiar with the term "trophy wife. " Ever seen a trophy wife who is old, fat and ugly? If old guys, or fat guys automatically lower their standards, why would a guy dump a "lower standards" wife, at great expense, to acquire a "higher standards" wife at an even greater expense?

I'll start. I'm 60. Can you relate now? Nope. Because you've never been 60. And when you are 60 you still won't be able to relate, because you're not me. You won't have the same experiences, you won't have aged the same. The only experiences you can truly relate to are your own.

You probably grew up around other people. Went to school with them, played with them and graduated with them. True? Trace your life back to when you were 18. Look at all of the guys who you knew then. How many of them are where you are right now? Probably some are married with kids, others might be on their 2nd or 3rd wife. A few might have come out as gay. One might have had surgery and now calls herself Jennifer. Some might be deeply in debt, unemployed, addicted to drugs or even dead. Still others might be addicted to religion. And that's just looking at guys your own age.

Can you relate to a guy who has only had sex with the woman he married 16 years ago? Can you relate to a guy who has been in prison for 15 years? Again, that's just people who started out with a similar background at the same time as you..

You had to write a whole book? LOL I'm not reading all of that. I guess you are sensitive as well. Well I can't say I'm surprised that you are 60. Just as I suspected, that explains a lot. Yeah some of us been wasting our time going back and fourth because you're right I can't relate to you. I'm surprised you can still get it up LOL more power to ya. Don't take this the wrong way I wouldn't want nothing bad to happen to ya. I'm well aware of the chances, just like you should be aware as well that chances are a girl will enjoy the sex better thus give better service (better sex) with someone she's more attracted to and closer to her age vs someone who's old enough to be grandpa with old wrinkly balls LOL. Don't get your panties all in a bunch and reply back with a book, It's just a joke.

[JjBee62]

I'm pretty sure paying more for a club, Facebook or seeking girl will be better quality than paying for a centro street hooker. I don't see why that is hard for some of you to understand. Just like in other places in the world, I don't have to actually have sex with a crack head street hooker to find out if she's better quality than a high end escort. But knock yourself out if you think otherwise. That's just my take on it.

Oh and I'll be landing in Medellin mid next month. Can't wait. The balcony view from my Airbnb up on the hill looking down at Poblado itself alone will be worth the trip. Excited to experience Provenza, la 70 and all the nicest coolest places to dine and drink at. Also going to do some tours and go paragliding. Since it will be my first time, have to go all out and do Medelln right before I get too old like you old fat fucks and be too tired do any of that shit LOL.

And I'm pretty sure you're wrong. That's without doing any street girls.

I've done plenty of Facebook and club girls and I've paid many different prices. I dabbled into Seeking briefly but dumped it. Why pay $100 a month to find a girl who'll fuck you for $150, when you can often find the same girl who will fuck you for $75 if you contact her from Facebook?

Love the hyperbole by the way. Why specify only "crack head street hookers" and "high end escorts?" There's a huge middle ground. There are Facebook and Seeking girls who are much worse than the typical street girl. There are high end escorts who are complete starfish with a long list of rules about what's allowed. I don't care how beautiful, if she just lays there stopping me from doing my thing, that's not quality.

On the other hand, if she picks me up at the airport, is sticking her tongue down my throat before we start driving and spends the whole trip giving me a handjob while I finger her and play with her tits, takes me to an ATM, takes me to my place and proceeds to fuck me until I can't stand and spends 6 hours with me, I consider that quality.

[Just Incognito]

I'm pretty sure paying more for a club, Facebook or seeking girl will be better quality than paying for a centro street hooker. I don't see why that is hard for some of you to understand. Just like in other places in the world, I don't have to actually have sex with a crack head street hooker to find out if she's better quality than a high end escort. But knock yourself out if you think otherwise. That's just my take on it.

Oh and I'll be landing in Medellin mid next month. Can't wait. The balcony view from my Airbnb up on the hill looking down at Poblado itself alone will be worth the trip. Excited to experience Provenza, la 70 and all the nicest coolest places to dine and drink at. Also going to do some tours and go paragliding. Since it will be my first time, have to go all out and do Medelln right before I get too old like you old fat fucks and be too tired do any of that shit LOL.

I was in Conejitas one late afternoon and for 60 kcop had one of the best sessions ever. Incredible BBBJ with her giving me a fantastic rim job and after I came in her mouth she kept sucking and sucking. I said 'sigue sigue'. She looked up. With my divk in her mouth and I sid--sigue por dos. Propina no problemo. She kept sucking me until I came a 2nd time--which was a while! During that while my balls and asshole got the full treatment from her mouth. She was fantastic--a tiny little light black spinner-great attitude, great fuck, incredible BJ, ass play and overall great experience. For 60 kcop and I tipped her 40 kcop for the 2nd load / time and incredible service. So-your 1st point is total bullshit as I have also had 300 kcop facebook chicks, fase dos overpriced hotties and other that were not as good and way more expensive. I spent 400 kcoop at loutron 10 years ago and it wasn't as good of at least 2 sessions I had in centro clubs for 50-70 kcop. Price doesn't dictate performance, looks or service. It just doesn't. You don't know what you are talking about. Attitude determines quite a lot in Medellin.

& your attitude and energy in the 2nd part of this post--cash bragging ego driven bloviators who insult people on this board that are just offering experienced and hnest information are the ones who get scoped and taken advantage of the easiest. You belong in the Mansion but are too conceited to understand that-I predict you will get robbed, drugged and ripped off more than once in Medellin if your online persona is what you are like in real life--and I can tell you: no chicas are going to want to see you again or enjoy being with you at all so service will be poor for you. You come off as a buffoon.

[JustTK]

I'm pretty sure paying more for a club, Facebook or seeking girl will be better quality than paying for a centro street hooker. I don't see why that is hard for some of you to understand.

Hi Anthony, I don't understand it so please explain it to me. First, start by explaining what you mean by 'better quality' bcos all will hinge on that. Just to let you know, I am starting from the position that the only thing that paying more will guarantee, is that you will spend more money on the transaction.

Looking forward to your explanation.

[JjBee62]

That was exactly my point and JJb doesn't get it. If you are 60 and had been married all your life and lived in a pussy prison, but now are finally divorced and come down to MDE, any younger girl you fuck, 18-30 yo, even if fat or unattractive, would be a huge progress compared to your boring, older ex-wife. You fuck whatever moves, and you don't care. I bet when I hit a certain age and get out of shape, I will be gladly fucking any girl I can possibly get, and I will care less about her looks. But as of now, I can afford to be picky.

I think age / standards level correlation has a bell curve. When you are young, inexperienced, horny, and most likely, broke, you fuck any girl you can get. Your standards are low. As you grow up, your wealth grows, as well as your experience with women, and so you become picky and try to get the best women possible. At certain age your health starts to deteriorate, you get out of shape, get sick and tired of your boring married (or single) life, and you gladly fuck the girls you would fuck in your teenage / young years.

Seriously. Give. It. The. Fuck. Up.

You're simply trying to insult people who you know nothing about. Nothing more. Just calling the US "pussy prison" shows that you know nothing about it. And your whole scenario doesn't apply to a single monger who I've met, and I've met a few.

At 21 I married, lasted until I was 23. At 26 I married. Lasted to 30. Reason it ended was at 29 I learned that "pussy prison" was actually a pussy paradise. Married for the last time at 32, separated at 34, divorced at 35. From the time I separated until divorced, met and fucked probably 20 women, a couple became regulars, most were up for 2nd encounters.

Now, where do I fit into your scenario? Until I was 26 I was living in pussy prison, but then I learned that the door was never locked. There were no guards keeping me there. All that pussy was free and just waiting for me to take it. And I took it. My standards weren't high. When you're working 80+ hours of hard, physical labor every week, in a different city nearly every day, there aren't always a lot of options quickly available. Most were just average, some above average and a few exceptional. And it was all free. Sure, I bought dinner or coffee for a few, there were even a couple of prostitutes, but I don't really count them. There were a couple of strippers who I tipped, but the fucking happened away from the club. It wasn't anything like a prison.

That stopped at 40 when I moved back to the midwest. My standards went down, then back up at 43, then down again at 48 until 50, when I put myself back in pussy prison. At 52 I went to Bogota. 8 years later, I look at the women I've been fucking, especially over the last 5 years, and nearly every 1 falls into the top 10 of the women I fucked in "pussy prison."

The difference is I'm paying for it now. I'm not paying the most, I'm not paying the least. If it's your belief that I'm only paying fat, ugly or old women, then you go ahead a run with that. It makes you look like a foolish man with self-esteem issues, but whatever it takes to lift you up.

For everyone else, you don't need to make up twisted fantasies about who other people are fucking. You don't need to rationalize to support your fantasies. Just enjoy what you're doing. If an old guy, or a young guy is doing something different, be happy he's enjoying his thing. And if you're smart, seek out those old guys, and young guys too. Every single person on this board knows something you don't.

[Anthony2023]

Oh my goodness. So much wrong with this statement, but if this dude ever actually makes it to Colombia, he will sure find out just how way, way off base this statement is. Quantity sure. Quality no. Just ask any divorced rich guy. Start with Tom Brady and Elon Musk.

I'm pretty sure paying more for a club, Facebook or seeking girl will be better quality than paying for a centro street hooker. I don't see why that is hard for some of you to understand. Just like in other places in the world, I don't have to actually have sex with a crack head street hooker to find out if she's better quality than a high end escort. But knock yourself out if you think otherwise. That's just my take on it.

Oh and I'll be landing in Medellin mid next month. Can't wait. The balcony view from my Airbnb up on the hill looking down at Poblado itself alone will be worth the trip. Excited to experience Provenza, la 70 and all the nicest coolest places to dine and drink at. Also going to do some tours and go paragliding. Since it will be my first time, have to go all out and do Medellín right before I get too old like you old fat fucks and be too tired do any of that shit LOL.

[Nounce]

...They won't just flat out assault you in public even at night. ...

I hope members give the guy a break. He is raising awareness which is not a bad thing. I wish I still think the way you do. Unfortunately, I agree with the poster. It is not a good feeling to be constantly on your guard, and this is not about El Centro.

I did exactly like he said. Less than a month ago, I was walking back from lunch in Laureles with an ISGer. I saw two guys passing me from the opposite direction, also in Laureles. By this point of my stay due to other incidents, I was super aware and I always look back in situation like this, basically keep my head on a swivel. One of the guys had turned around and was following me. I got away and he turned around after.

Like you I rarely had problem in El Centro and I can say that I went there at all hours, frequently. I reported once about almost being robbed by 2 guys on a moto. That was my fault that I went out too late at night on Oriental which is a main street. I was in Medellin for a long time, practically live here. When I left, the immigration made sure I wasn't coming back. lol

I say go to youtube and you are going to see many first hand robbery reports from bloggers, including Life with David and he was not robbed in El Centro