Stupid shit in Medellin

[Elvis 2008]

Also, in your inimitable style, both of you are prepared to weave a tale without even the least semblance of truthfulness.

As a glaring example, . I should have listened to Paulie about the dangers of Colombia? And then my friends would not have been robbed? Do tell? I am not aware of any of my friends getting robbed, not a single one.

This is your post September 26 2022, #57957.

I am an idiot. OK, I just had two friends, (one lives here and the other has visited several times) message me and tell me that they have been robbed. These two friends aren't careless or show-offs or anything of the like. So, I'll back-pedal what I said. Medellin can be a little more dangerous than I let on. I guess places like Phillipines or Thailand are safer.

What is your excuse now for lying now douche? You have a stroke?

And I have no friends? Paulie asked me to have a beer with him, and I could not because I am meeting with my GF, you know the one you made fun of for having saggy tits?

And so now the friends line is bullshit too. Can you label two sentences together without contradicting yourself? And why are you even posting here? You get off on lying? Because you have zero credibility.

Seeing as how I said I would not read you anymore, you can accuse me of not being truthful, and I will plead guilty as charged. Of course, when I was not signed in and saw you say you are an idiot, I could not help myself and unblocked you.

But leaving me out of it, Paulie warned about the dangers of Medellin while you blabbed about how safe it was because you never had any problems, and he was right and you were wrong. You admitted to that and now tried to lie about it again.

So insult me some more douche. What else do you got when your own words say you are full of shit?

[MaddTraveler]

When you say something like this, it means your reason is weak. Lets count the number of posts that you or I try to help another memeber out? For this week, this month or this year, that will be more meaningful and it is public information that everybody can see.

The attached image shows I that helped another member to get a Seeking girl contact. You don't know me. What you say about me displays your bias, not mine.

I ain't trying to debate you or measure post counts. I referred to it cause I'm disappointed in you and you're still doing it, like bruh stay on topic, the subject is about using SA that you haven't used, yet assuming and writing invalid and incorrect info about it on a public forum. Now you're deterring the topic and want to discuss post counts? Who's weak again?

It's not a big deal man, I only post facts based on my experience and clearly many have had similar posts and experience on SA.

You do a girl search in Medellin within 50 miles radius and you'll have 10,000 results, it's like the girls outnumbers the fellas by 100/1 or even more. Yet you writing garbage like we're bidding against each other blah blah. SA is a dating site, most meet or require to meet w / o price discussion, at least not on the site. It's not a puta price bidding site. I you're wrong, grow some balls and admit it. I could careless of how little I've posted vs you BS.

[Nounce]

Dude with 2000+ posts one would think you're posting truthful info but you're not. ....

When you say something like this, it means your reason is weak. Lets count the number of posts that you or I try to help another memeber out? For this week, this month or this year, that will be more meaningful and it is public information that everybody can see.

The attached image shows I helped another member to get a Seeking girl contact. You don't know me. What you say about me displays your bias, not mine.

[Villainy]

If Viliany had listened to Paulie about the dangers of Colombia, maybe that douche would not have told his friends, who later got robbed, how safe Colombia was. And believe it or not, Paulie has been a good and loyal friend to both you assholes even when you trashed him.

Much like you, Paulie has no friends. Also, in your inimitable style, both of you are prepared to weave a tale without even the least semblance of truthfulness.

As a glaring example, . I should have listened to Paulie about the dangers of Colombia? And then my friends would not have been robbed? Do tell? I am not aware of any of my friends getting robbed, not a single one. But then again, when has truthfulness ever been a requirement when composing one of your blusterous screeds. Or one of Paulie's for that matter.

[Paulie97]

To paraphrase Animal House, fat

We have to get some reality going. JJBee might have a truck stop pot belly going by now. But when I saw him he was too broke to even buy food, all while whimpering about how the web cam model and her alpha male boss were so mistreating him. He had this massive gray ungroomed mop on top of his head, which if he'd have been the many that lose his hair he'd have been blessed, but no such luck. He then walked around with these forward reaching droops, lurches and hiccups where you are waiting for the moment when he goes head first into the sidewalk. And this actually happened one day, when two street urchens tried to rob him in Centro, though he had no $, one doing a front body block while JJBee screamed to high heaven, "I have nothing!" and they believed him. Honesty is the best polcy I guess.

[Paulie97]

If Viliany had listened to Paulie about the dangers of Colombia, maybe that douche would not have told his friends, who later got robbed, how safe Colombia was.

There's organized gangs there that never work alone. Don't deal with girls in pairs unless it's in a structured environment like a casa or strip club, or if you know one or both of them very well. Even still the latter has risk as these girls can change or fall into temptation. But one's chances of being robbed or drugged in a place like New Life or Zandalay is virtually zero. The only way it could happen is if a girl acted alone and she'd be canned immediately for it. Those places are gold. The same can be said for Bara Ejectiva if you are out at night.

Anyone can be got. That's because none of us have perfect attention spans and we all occasionally drop our guards. Avoid major errors while watching out (ojo con eso) in the moment and you'll very likely be okay. No Medellin isn't "just as safe as any major city in the world. " And no, just because you know street in St Louis and NYC doesn't mean you are safe in Colombia, as there are different phenomenons going on there.

Good luck guys and have fun.

[Paulie97]

An uncontrolled outburst of anger and frustration, typically in a young child.

"he has temper tantrums if he can't get his own way".

Being pissed off does does not equate to a tantrum. I'm sorry but I didn't read the rest of what you wrote because if you're going to try to frame being pissed off internally but leaving a club with composure as a tantrum, then I really don't care about the rest of what you have to say.

Met up with a seeking girl. Not going to go into detail but have I mentioned how much I fucking love this city? Honestly it was the best sex I've ever had and I feel like Austin Powers after he got is mojo back. Sending good vibes, even to you JBee something or another.

This guy had what he deemed were some bad experiences, but brushed himself off, got back on the field and back to getting his brains fucked out. Good for him. JJBee, who essentially only sends $ to Medellin, doesn't vacation there, slams him from afar and got called out for it. The same goes in panic mode with his delusional and pitiable hooker forum guru / king of the hill status under attack, and starts talking about mental illnesses, imagined "twitches" while typing out War and Peace trying to explain why he's been bending over and taking the strap on from women all his life. I'm not impressed, and neither should anyone else here. TalkYes, welcome to the forum and keep on posting. New blood here is welcome, as after all you are the future of ISG.

P.S. I knew Elvis would get his two cents worth in (LOL), and with some good thoughts. We aren't going down the political road until his crowd dumps Trump and the election denialism. At that point I'll consider some Repubs. Until then I'm stuck with the Dems, most of whom are more left than me. Beers and a chat session have been offered to him as well, though he's spending time outside Medellin these days. Good luck out there bro.

[MaddTraveler]

Instead of generalizing, I give specific observation. I went to gusto last week. The pretties girl is a tall Negra with nose ring. More than half should not be there, meaning charging that kind of money, I won't even take one of them for 30 mil.

Some mongers are paying more because of competition. You already implies so with your own situation. I said this a few times before. Online dating is asymmetric and it benefits the seller. One pays more because he has to outbid the other foreign mongers. Using seeking as an example, all the mongers on it are bidding against each other in some way. In El Centro, mongers share more, instead of compete, that reduces the cost.

As for quality, last time I checked Seeking, two of the best looking by pictures are two higher price FB girls. One is Negra who goes by Vitoria. The other is a Blanca who goes by Elisabeth. Members will know who I am talking about if you are on FB long enough.

Dude with 2000+ posts one would think you're posting truthful info but you're not. If you hate SA / Seeking and not using it as you sound, why make a comment on something you don't know? Geesh why assuming and be dead wrong and be laughed at by the guys who use it?

No, men aren't bidding for pussy nor have we a price war in seeking lmao. Dude, majority of girls on seeking are non pros or semi pros.

The pros are the ONLY ones who want the price upfront before the meet. I'm in Bogota now and only 1 out of 10 appointments discussed price upfront cause she insisted.

The others, guess what? They have normal day jobs, we plan to go on dates, dancing, mall, museum, all cheesy daytime shit and then chill.

Many say they're ok with whatever gift I offer, some we haven't discussed any price or exchange of anything yet. In Medellin I have 3 that I always fuck raw even from our first meet, never discuss price, and they take gladly what I offer. I spend less than 400 k usually for all nights, multiple pops, with girls that range from 8-10. You can't get that shit on FB or anywhere else. I'm flying over one of my MDE wifeys to BOG, she agrees to come spend 3 days, 500 k per day, all raw, mult pops + gifts, food, travel. That's a sweet deal for me and she's a solid 10.

My MDE ones are university students living w parent, one works as an RN. One of the new candidates from Bog is a fucking Doctor intern she claims. So I don't know WTF you're talking about on price bidding. No such thing.

On seeking women are prob 100 to 1, as most men especially from this forum are too cheap to pay $109 monthly to be on that platform, which I don't mind at all. So stay in your fucking lanes LMAO, not you per se Nounce, but anyone here always crying about girls, pricing, or tipping LOL. This aint for you.

Beside it's illegal to discuss pricing or PPM (pay per meet) on the platform anyway, illegal as in you go to jail mofos. So it's not the practice there and the site warns on it. I only discuss pricing if I must w the few pros only via whatsapp, AFTER I LAND where it's legal to do so.

[Elvis 2008]

Sure, I have a girlfriend. She meets all my requirements in order for me to consider her a girlfriend. You're welcome to pass judgement on her and to create your own fictional backstory. I'd love to read all about it. I also do send her money. However, since it's my money and I have more than enough to meet both my needs and desires, I don't feel obligated to request your permission or approval.

Let's get the positive out of the way first. Your gal is cute and if she traveled to Chicago to meet you, there is more than the usual P4P.

So you are paying your "girlfriend"? Does she pick up her money with her Colombian boyfriend? Isn't that what your sorry douche ass said about every guy who sends money to women in Colombia?

And you let Paulie's comment about fucking her slide which tells me there is truth to it. Your definition of girlfriend then is what everyone else calls a sugar baby. Welcome to the club douche! And after your autobiography about how great a year you had sliding into debt, it tells me the real reason you were not in the club was not desire but because your jealous and cheap ass had no money.

The only thing left to ask is that now that you have a job, are you going to keep voting Democrat?

If Viliany had listened to Paulie about the dangers of Colombia, maybe that douche would not have told his friends, who later got robbed, how safe Colombia was. And believe it or not, Paulie has been a good and loyal friend to both you assholes even when you trashed him.

To paraphrase Animal House, fat, drunk, stupid, in debt, and watching live and video porn is no way to go through life son. Only you would try to justify a year like that. The rest of us would call it what it was, hitting rock bottom. Unless Paulie was a person keeping you down, and I doubt he was, then you have no clue what a friend really is.

[Paulie97]

Thanks for the entertainment. I look forward to your next thrilling installment.

Thank me for forcing you to type out War and Peace playing defense, trying to explain yet again how you managed to get yourself strap on reamed yet again by a sex worker? My pleasure any time. You can count on me. On the latter, rest assured that you are about a sure bet for the last word. Your ego is way too invested here as your hooker forum guru status is on the line, at least among those that read stupid shit. Plus I'm in Medellin next week. If you happen to be around shoot me a PM here. The Pilsens are on me. Anything I tell you here I'd of course say to your face. I never pulled punches before.

[Paulie97]

However, let's focus on the 1 indisputable fact. On March 28,2018 I left Medellin, following 50 consecutive weeks in the city, penniless. The entirety of my worldly possessions fit easily in 2 suitcases. Absolutely true. A sad tale, to be sure.

That's all we need to know. And your whole life is a sad tale, even now as you get ripped off from FB girls when you send them $ for beat off material, or wire $ to an active prostitute that you call your "girlfriend" online. Not to mention that your health is shot, your posture is horrible, you can't maneuver a hairbrush or find your way into a barber shop, your heart is failing and you have to hook yourself up to what by all appearances is a World War I gas mask just to try to sleep through the night. You're done Bro, and even though you passed the standardized tests to get into the Navy, you never manned up to at least earn a bachelors degree. But nothing has changed, passing your wives around as a swinger, to getting swindled and laughed at by hookers today, to gasping for air while you pass out in public transit and can't stand up straight.

That was the Cliff Notes version, and this while propping yourself up as an expert on Medellin, compensating for your failures by attacking newbies, etc. This while your on the ground experience is very minimal, as you've spent very little time in country aside from the time penniless in your rented room, filling your role as a strap on boy receiver to be used by a web cam girl you met beating off online. You are are fraud. Get it? That's what the community here needs to know, and now they know it.

[Paulie97]

Attention please. The Bipolar Paulie Crazy Train Express, with continuing service to OCD Junction, Paranoid Schizophrenia Falls and Narcissim City is now arriving on track 2.

So the twit writes up two different replies to the same post. Talk about obsession, and from a droop along weirdo fuck that never brought up any "twitch" until cornered about some taboo interests in Medellin. Call it the Hail Mary of Hail Marys.

Tremors from hangovers yea, occasionally when really tying one on, no twitches. But what you are into? God help you bro.

[JjBee62]

Attention please. The Bipolar Paulie Crazy Train Express, with continuing service to OCD Junction, Paranoid Schizophrenia Falls and Narcissim City is now arriving on track 2. Passengers are reminded to collect their excessive emotional baggage and please use caution when disembarking. The mental platform may be unstable. Thank you for traveling with Nutjob Railways.

You're there on the ground enjoying yourself, venting a few frustrations likely while intoxicated which is forgiveable. Some frustrations are fine and normal, as long as you get back on the field. Other than working for free for a webcam girl for a year who sent him home penniless, JJBee's experience is primarily about sending Western Unions to Medellin as he met a working girl there that he thinks is his "girlfriend. " That and buying videos from FB girls to whack off to, some of whom stiff him and he has to come here naming and complaining about them. And this all in the context of someone who has an opinion about everything, approaching 5000 posts in ISG LOL while out to break some kind of record.

Read the last post from JjBee on this thread and we will see who is having the trantrum, and a protracted one at that. Enjoy your trip and send more reports.

At first it was funny, but when I realized the mental illness was real, it wasn't as funny. However, upon accepting that it's not as much of an illness as a personal choice, it became hilarious. Of all the things you could have been, you selected this.

I'm amused each time you have a big reveal of things I've written about many times, as if you've discovered Tutankhamun's tomb. Wow! Really? You called a press conference to announce a discovery that's been discussed ad nauseum for going on 5 years now?

Even though the entire story has been told at least half a dozen times, your grasp of the details is about the same as a duck's grasp of neurosurgery. However, let's focus on the 1 indisputable fact. On March 28,2018 I left Medellin, following 50 consecutive weeks in the city, penniless. The entirety of my worldly possessions fit easily in 2 suitcases. Absolutely true. A sad tale, to be sure. But my story didn't end there.

On March 29 I was officially employed and began working on March 30. By the end of April I had a car and a place to live, along with about $2500 of debt. By the end of October I was debt free. Completely. By July of 2019 I had upgraded my living situation to better than my pre-Medellin situation and had already returned for a 2 week visit to Medellin. October of that year saw me returning to the job I'd left to go to Medellin at significantly higher pay. I could have gone back sooner, but I had an obligation to fulfill first.

Early in 2020 I splurged on a new car. Nothing special, but a huge upgrade from what I was driving before (or after) my Medellin adventure. Early this year I got a 40% pay raise. Now I've got all new furniture, new appliances and an income roughly double my 2016 income. I've made 4 trips back to Medellin and have another set for Christmas.

From my perspective, my Medellin disaster was a huge win for me. Anyone else can form their own opinion. There's no question that my financial situation is greatly improved, but at what cost?

Over 50 weeks I spent roughly $25,000. Add the debt I incurred on my return and round it to $30 k. That's $30 k for a 1 year vacation, because watching naked women on webcam and offering my guidance for a few hours each night, while drinking beer in a bar, really doesn't sound like work to me. $30 k to improve my Spanish from 5% to 40%. $30 k to become intimately familiar with Poblado, Laureles, El Centro, Envigado and Itagui. $30 k to meet many people, several who are now lifelong friends. $30 k to spend 10 months in an upscale apartment with a successful webcam model (successful enough to emigrate to a 1st world nation and own property on 2 continents), one of those friends.

Sure I missed out on my income for a year, but all things considered, I'll make that trade every time.

To add to my sorrowful tale I now have a girlfriend. I'm not entirely certain I want a girlfriend, but for the moment I'm quite happy with her. While you are free to imagine whatever you wish, you know absolutely nothing about her. Feel free to improvise.

To address another of your pointless points, I did buy videos from several Facebook girls, particularly early in the pandemic. It's kind of disturbing you imagine me masturbating while watching, but I suppose when the Viagra no longer brings the wood you've got to pump it up with your forbidden fantasies. Again, improvise as necessary.

Now let's compare misadventures. I believe it was September of 2017 when you went out with (in your words) a Colombian friend and got drugged and robbed and ended up in the hospital. You've told at least 3 versions of the story, in the third, your friend was the one who drugged and robbed you.

I've got a few friends, some are better than others. However, I absolutely refuse to be friends with anyone who is willing to kill me in order to steal a few hundred dollars. Then again, I can afford to be somewhat picky with my friends. Meanwhile, after so many psychotic outbursts towards every person you get to know, perhaps you have to take anyone who is willing to hang out with you, even if they're only there to rob you. I guess you're lucky the guy wasn't a cannibal.

Thanks for the entertainment. I look forward to your next thrilling installment. Keep on twitching.

[Paulie97]

The biggest problem I see with your writing JJBee is you spend five paragraphs to make points you could have made in one. Do you realize that the vast majority of people here never read your posts because they are too long and poorly organized? And that could have been avoided had you grown a pair and took advantage of one of the many excellent universities in your state. Academics despise fluff and tangents. So that's what we keep coming back to, balls, balls enough not to rent a room and run the camera for a webcam girl while not getting paid. That scam should have been deflated in a week, but you put up with it a year! Balls enough not to send money to FB girls for whack off material who then stiff you, and balls enough not to pretend to have a "girlfriend" in Medellin when she will take any cock as long as the guy pays the going rate.

P.S. Send me the number of your "girlfriend" on the backchannel. I'll plug her next week.

[Paulie97]

Taking "swings" at you is shooting fish in a barrel. It's just a matter of a wild hair. My life, unlike you, isn't built around posting in a hooker forum. You rarely visit Medellin, other than to get reamed by a webcam girl as you cried here about how she never paid you for running her camera. You now think you have a "girlfriend," even though you walk around like a forward sloping question mark with a mound of erratic Spanish moss on top of what sorta resembles a head. In a word, you are a loser, and talking about how others need "meds," one of the oldest lines on the internet does nothing to help you.

You actually were a guy with potential, but choked, forever living off the laurels of a Navy nuke past but never had the balls to complete a higher degree. So you are a guy with aptitude but spotty coherence, little common sense or emotional maturity as you respond with five paragraphs here to any real or perceived slight. You are an eight year old kid with high tests scores of old, that never served any purpose other than to feign superiority in a hooker forum.

P.S. Yes I have tremors after a hard night of vacation drinking. It's of the most common hangover systems, and when the same goes away so do the tremors. Duh. Unlike you, who post with sleep apnea hoses connected to that Spanish moss mop, while rushing to the ER from time to time with cardiac arrhythmias, not to mention that with any half assed gust of wind you are going to plunge headlong in the nearest pothole, it's ironic when you talk about another's health. So you see, loser, this is a game I know how to play as well, though much better than you. Though I'm not in here playing it every day like you as your indentity depends on it. LOL.