Stupid shit in Medellin

[L00PY]

e useful information on good escort agencies and how to successfully navigate the airport to Medellin trip would be greatly appreciated.

Pay 90 k COP for a taxi from the airport to your hotel. Standard fare, worth the extra cost over the bus / shared taxi, especially after a long flight.

Best option for you would be probably be the casas. Check out the map for a bunch of them. You walk in and have a seat. A dozen or so women quickly parade through, say their name, and then disappear. After they've all shown, you say the name of who you want, pay the fee, then go do the deed on site. If you didn't see anyone you liked, you can pay the cover charge / viewing fee and leave. Another alternative is the many strip clubs where pretty much everyone you see can be had onsite (or you can pay the bar fine and go out).

Like anywhere else, quality and cost vary.

[Villainy]

Learn how to spell already dum ass!

I will try again if the auto wrong software won't change what I write.

Its spelled "c'est LE vie" not "cst la vie" you inbred cracker!!

https://frenchtogether.com/cest-la-vie/

Look at your link little boy. C'est LA vie. I made sure the auto-spell check didn't change mine this time.

[MarquisdeSade1]

It might be because you aren't able to have an adult discussion without retreating to your junior-high name calling. Oh, and you meant "cst la vie".

Learn how to spell already dum ass!

I will try again if the auto wrong software won't change what I write.

Its spelled "c'est LE vie" not "cst la vie" you inbred cracker!!

https://frenchtogether.com/cest-la-vie/

[Villainy]

Most times when I try to reply to you or slimballsang, my posts are blocked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLQ2TIul8pI&t=241s

See'est a vie..

It might be because you aren't able to have an adult discussion without retreating to your junior-high name calling. Oh, and you meant "cst la vie".

[Mtndew704]

Most times when I try to reply to you or slimballsang, my posts are blocked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLQ2TIul8pI&t=241s

See'est a vie.

Post script pederasts / misery love company.

Mr 3rd world puta ass eater had me in stiches.

[MarquisdeSade1]

He has some real world experience visiting other countries and sharing his experiences in the forums. He has actually met other people who can confirm he isn't a fraud.

Perhaps when you climb out of your mother's basement and go somewhere and do something, your opinion will be worth something. Until then, go watch some porn and beat off.

Most times when I try to reply to you or slimballsang, my posts are blocked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLQ2TIul8pI&t=241s

See'est a vie.

Post script pederasts / misery love company.

[Osteoknot]

If nobody is doing things one way, there are probably some good reasons. Being the only guy wearing flip-flops on the dairy farm doesn't make you a visionary or an innovator. It just means you are going to end up with shit between your toes.

Going to McDonald's and threatening to go to Burger King if they don't get you a Whopper, is probably not going to get you a Whopper. None of us get paid by the number of noobs we convince to visit Medellin.

Gawd, seems you can be genuinely funny when you want, jajajajaa. Thanks for my best smile of my day.

[Villainy]

I thought you were doubling down? Come on bro, Mr 3rd world puta ass eater, Mr Diarrhea of the mouth, what's wrong cat got your tongue?

All of us and the Fiscalias office are waiting with bated breath for those twice daily reports ala those fools that gang rape a girl and upload it to FB.

Lets see what you've got dirtbag.

He has some real world experience visiting other countries and sharing his experiences in the forums. He has actually met other people who can confirm he isn't a fraud.

Perhaps when you climb out of your mother's basement and go somewhere and do something, your opinion will be worth something. Until then, go watch some porn and beat off.

[LoveItHere69]

I'm looking to monger cheap and easy.

I don't want BS, and I want it to be simple.

I'm thinking escort agencies in Columbia are probably the way to go.

Can anyone here please give me useful information on good escort agencies and how to successfully navigate the airport to Medellin trip would be greatly appreciated.

If I have to spend an extra $10, I don't care. I want this to be an awesome trip, and I would rather not report back to you guys another failed attempt.

Thanks. Otherwise I'm going to Guadalajara, because people on that forum make sense.

You are amazing!

You want to monger cheap and easy but have not done any research to make that happen. Example is the taxi or bus from the airport to town. That is talked about repeatedly about every 3 weeks.

You say we make no sense. But you say you want cheap but want to go the most expensive route using escorts. What a contradiction. You are willing to spend an extra $10 dollars for an awesome trip. Bad news. Awesome costs a whole lot more than that, especially with an escort.

I can not remember the last time anyone on the Medellin forum talked about escorts, but was mentioned a few times in some of the other cities. Try Google. "Medellin" and "Escorts." Good luck with that.

You do not want BS and want it simple. Well no matter what route you take to get girls there is always plenty of BS even for the veterans here. Just a page or two back you can read about the newbie who has not had much luck on FB with all the contacts he made early on. It is you are first time here so there will be an abundance of BS and difficulty.

Cheap, easy, safe, no BS. I think you should be shopping for a blow up doll.

[JjBee62]

Step 2 read the forum.

But lately, this forum is full of reports that are not helpful. I get all of you guys are trying to get the most females, or are trying to save a few bucks, or are trying to grab a few facebook girls. I get it. It's a pissing competition.

Whatever.

I don't care about that.

Here's the thing. If you don't care about something, don't mention it. For example, if you don't want a girl to put her fist up your ass, don't spend 5 minutes talking about girls sticking their fists up your ass. She might jump to the wrong conclusion which could alter your appreciation of the session.

When you say "lately", what are you comparing lately to? I've been here for several years and it's like a soap opera, the plots constantly repeat, only the characters change.

I was thinking about going to Columbia, because obviously it's super hot right now. I get there are a lot of NOOBS going to Columbia, but it's probably because tickets to Asia are so expensive right now. Therefore, there is a Columbia proliferation.

I'd give up on visiting Columbia right now, it is super hot, and humid, but that's typical for this time of year in Missouri. Plus, from what I've seen the girls are a bit of a disappointment. Colombia might be a better destination.

I'm looking to monger cheap and easy.

I don't want BS, and I want it to be simple.

I'm thinking escort agencies in Columbia are probably the way to go. Lots of you guys are getting spiked drinks or scammed. I think for security reasons this probably puts you in a safer place.

Additionally, Street girls are always a crap shoot. Sure, I get a few of you guys really know your way around town. Awesome, for you guys.

This is the point where just a tiny bit of research would have served you well.

If you want it cheap and easy, there are many casas. They are cheap, they are easy and they eliminate the risk of getting drugged and robbed.

Sure, you can use escort agencies. You will pay more.

Depending on the agency, you may have a long wait for your girl to arrive, you may end up with a different girl than the one you selected, or you may be required to pay in advance by bank transfer.

Can anyone here please give me useful information on good escort agencies and how to successfully navigate the airport to Medellin trip would be greatly appreciated.

I just happen to know an escort agency. They aren't cheap. They may not have a girl available that appeals to you at the price you want to pay. The service offered might not match the service desired. However, they won't catfish you and they won't keep you waiting all night. However, like most businesses, you need to contact them at a reasonable hour to set up your date.

Once you're a paid subscriber here, send me a pm and I'll give you the number.

Navigating the trip to Medellin will be difficult. You'll need a sextant and a compass, and if it's cloudy, you're screwed. Leave the navigation to a taxi driver who already knows the way.

After you get through immigration and customs, walk past anyone who approaches you and says "taxi", they aren't taxis and are the most expensive option. You can identify a taxi by answering 2 questions:

1. Is it outside the terminal? Taxis aren't allowed inside the terminal.

2. Is it a car which has the word "Taxi" prominently displayed?

The current rate for a white taxi from the airport has been reported several times in response to your post. Approach the driver at the front of the line and ask "cuanto cuesta?" If he gives a response within the range you're willing to pay, get in, otherwise go down the line until you find one charging the correct price.

If I have to spend an extra $10, I don't care. I want this to be an awesome trip, and I would rather not report back to you guys another failed attempt.

Thanks. Otherwise I'm going to Guadalajara, because people on that forum make sense.

It appears that you've never reported a trip, failed or otherwise. Therefore there is no chance you'll report another failed trip.

Here's the really useful advice:

If nobody is doing things one way, there are probably some good reasons. Being the only guy wearing flip-flops on the dairy farm doesn't make you a visionary or an innovator. It just means you are going to end up with shit between your toes.

And:

Going to McDonald's and threatening to go to Burger King if they don't get you a Whopper, is probably not going to get you a Whopper. None of us get paid by the number of noobs we convince to visit Medellin.

[Zeos1]

But lately, this forum is full of reports that are not helpful. I get all of you guys are trying to get the most females, or are trying to save a few bucks, or are trying to grab a few facebook girls. I get it. It's a pissing competition.

Whatever.

I don't care about that.

I was thinking about going to Columbia, because obviously it's super hot right now. I get there are a lot of NOOBS going to Columbia, but it's probably because tickets to Asia are so expensive right now. Therefore, there is a Columbia proliferation.

I'm looking to monger cheap and easy.

I don't want BS, and I want it to be simple.

I'm thinking escort agencies in Columbia are probably the way to go. Lots of you guys are getting spiked drinks or scammed. I think for security reasons this probably puts you in a safer place.

Additionally, Street girls are always a crap shoot. Sure, I get a few of you guys really know your way around town. Awesome, for you guys.

Can anyone here please give me useful information on good escort agencies and how to successfully navigate the airport to Medellin trip would be greatly appreciated.

If I have to spend an extra $10, I don't care. I want this to be an awesome trip, and I would rather not report back to you guys another failed attempt.

Thanks. Otherwise I'm going to Guadalajara, because people on that forum make sense.

Throw out a few insults then demand answers, all of which could be found with a few seconds of reading. As for escort agencies, good luck. I never have used one, and most on this board probably never have, but there are some posts I think.

[Mtndew704]

But lately, this forum is full of reports that are not helpful. I get all of you guys are trying to get the most females, or are trying to save a few bucks, or are trying to grab a few facebook girls. I get it. It's a pissing competition.

Whatever.

I don't care about that.

I was thinking about going to Columbia, because obviously it's super hot right now. I get there are a lot of NOOBS going to Columbia, but it's probably because tickets to Asia are so expensive right now. Therefore, there is a Columbia proliferation.

I'm looking to monger cheap and easy.

I don't want BS, and I want it to be simple.

I'm thinking escort agencies in Columbia are probably the way to go. Lots of you guys are getting spiked drinks or scammed. I think for security reasons this probably puts you in a safer place.

Additionally, Street girls are always a crap shoot. Sure, I get a few of you guys really know your way around town. Awesome, for you guys.

Can anyone here please give me useful information on good escort agencies and how to successfully navigate the airport to Medellin trip would be greatly appreciated.

If I have to spend an extra $10, I don't care. I want this to be an awesome trip, and I would rather not report back to you guys another failed attempt.

Thanks. Otherwise I'm going to Guadalajara, because people on that forum make sense.

Colombia.

Escort agencies in Colombia are probably the least popular way to monger.

Enjoy Guadalajara.

[PolloNegro]

But lately, this forum is full of reports that are not helpful. I get all of you guys are trying to get the most females, or are trying to save a few bucks, or are trying to grab a few facebook girls. I get it. It's a pissing competition.

Whatever.

I don't care about that..

If $10 is your tip, and you feel safer in Guadalajara then your decision is already made, Pollo Negro is out!

[Knowledge]

Thank you for sharing. I wish you an enjoyable visit to Guadalajara if you aren't able to find what you are looking for using the search feature (RTFF).

But lately, this forum is full of reports that are not helpful. I get all of you guys are trying to get the most females, or are trying to save a few bucks, or are trying to grab a few facebook girls. I get it. It's a pissing competition.

Whatever.

I don't care about that.

I was thinking about going to Columbia, because obviously it's super hot right now. I get there are a lot of NOOBS going to Columbia, but it's probably because tickets to Asia are so expensive right now. Therefore, there is a Columbia proliferation.

I'm looking to monger cheap and easy.

I don't want BS, and I want it to be simple.

[RadioDude]

But lately, this forum is full of reports that are not helpful. I get all of you guys are trying to get the most females, or are trying to save a few bucks, or are trying to grab a few facebook girls. I get it. It's a pissing competition.

Whatever.

I don't care about that.

I was thinking about going to Colombia, because obviously it's super hot right now. I get there are a lot of noobs going to Colombia, but it's probably because tickets to Asia are so expensive right now. Therefore, there is a Colombia proliferation.

I'm looking to monger cheap and easy.

I don't want BS, and I want it to be simple.

I'm thinking escort agencies in Colombia are probably the way to go. Lots of you guys are getting spiked drinks or scammed. I think for security reasons this probably puts you in a safer place.

Additionally, Street girls are always a crap shoot. Sure, I get a few of you guys really know your way around town. Awesome, for you guys.

Can anyone here please give me useful information on good escort agencies and how to successfully navigate the airport to Medellin trip would be greatly appreciated.

If I have to spend an extra $10, I don't care. I want this to be an awesome trip, and I would rather not report back to you guys another failed attempt.

Thanks. Otherwise I'm going to Guadalajara, because people on that forum make sense.