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  1. #4120

    Yo Drama Twit

    Quote Originally Posted by DramaFree11  [View Original Post]
    Mr. Emotion the time you spend writing these crazy posts, you could get a part time job and then you could afford a hot chick. Instead of being so jealous and complaining all the time. I am happy for Elvira.
    There's nothing to be "happy" for as no one knows Elvis. That includes his pictures and whatever political blog hogwash he posts here. So you can suck Elvis's dick, take and swallow the cum, but at the end of the day, both of you amount to zero. Do you feel me?

  2. #4119

    Pageants

    Quote Originally Posted by MrEnternational  [View Original Post]
    Who were the 10 people on the stage? Were there 10 everyday women who were contestants or 10 beauty queens? Anybody can enter into a pageant Elvis. That does not make them a beauty queen. I can enter into a chess match tomorrow. That will not make me a grand master.
    Not only can anybody enter, but somebody can even win and not be a beauty! I that much based on facts. You meet the winner and she has bad skin, frizzy hair, a flat ass, and on and on. It had to be the talent that got her that win I thought to myself LOL! Fucked plenty hotter than her. Hell, she isn't even hot! Just because you're in a beauty pageant doesn't make you beautiful! You can even win it and not be a head turner LOL!

  3. #4118
    Quote Originally Posted by MrEnternational  [View Original Post]
    Where was this contradiction you are talking about? I said 2 different things but they were not in contradiction.

    Who were the 10 people on the stage? Were there 10 everyday women who were contestants or 10 beauty queens? Anybody can enter into a pageant Elvis. That does not make them a beauty queen. I can enter into a chess match tomorrow. That will not make me a grand master.
    Mr. Emotion the time you spend writing these crazy posts, you could get a part time job and then you could afford a hot chick. Instead of being so jealous and complaining all the time. I am happy for Elvis.

    , he could be a little more humble, but you guys are just so crazy. I see why he gets upset. Everyone pays, the hotter they are you usually pay more.

  4. #4117
    Quote Originally Posted by JjBee62  [View Original Post]
    If they can get paid more by someone else, good luck.
    Jaja at "I was Norm". That should have been my subject title here but when you put quotes in the title the auto-editor fucks it up.

    Your stripper story makes sense. I would not want to be pressured into a snap decision to pay VIP rates unless I was already in the mood.

    I generally agree with allowing a pair of X chromosomes to demonstrate some degree of the free will and choose to be with me instead of my having to bid for her affections. Obviously I pay fair market value, plus I don't mind paying a small premium for what I believe buys me improved perfomance.

    Purrfekt Paisa (not to be confused with Purrfekt Piel) is a purrfekt example. She can get ten-times what I pay her for some of her high-priced escapades.

    The first time I ever saw Purrfekt Paisa (PP) I paid her 70 mil COP because she came over uninvited as a tag-along with Scarlet, who is always looking to introduce me to new girls. I told her she would get nothing but then we had a 3-way where I did not penetrate her below the waist, so I ended up giving her 70 mil COP.

    One look at Purrfekt Paisa and I knew it was simply a matter of time before she got snatched up by some high-roller. Now she routinely gets one-million just to show up. And for day and overnight trips, the sky's the limit. I'll post pics and maybe a few will appreciate her. She is one of the most phenomenal physical specimens I have ever seen if you like the tall, fashionista, model type. Her clamshell pussy is phenomenal, tight, smooth and she is always wet. Her face is every ethnic and uber-cute. My photography does not do her justice, she is long and lithe but with curves. The foto of her laying face down across the bed is the closest to how she really looks. I would give her an 8.66723. She catches me staring at her too often, jeje.

    Now I pay her 150 plus taxi, if and when she is available and she never bats an eyelash. She is on the invite list for the upcoming 6-7 way at Scarlet's house. I guess we could simply say "orgy" at that point.

    You could say I was "grandfathered" in at PP's introductory rate, but that is uncomfortably too accurate according to our ages, jeje. I always treated her with respect but at the same time no different from any other chica. I'm a big believe in treating all chicas the same, from the cheapest Ground Zero quickie to the "nines" of the world. I treat them with respect, honesty, humor, and even admiration without putting them on a pedestal.

    The competition is very weak in Medellin, especially when you factor in the shiftless Colombian men on top the typical mongering tourists (of course, all the mongers here on this Website are stellar). Sorry if my comment about Colombian men is an offensive generalization, but my perception is that the women are the backbone of Colombia.

    I guess I would say I pick my spots. I don't automatically default to not competing in every situation, but most times, yes. The other factor is these chicas invariably circle back around after they act like they are leaving me for good. I can't think of one example when a chica did not come back to me after saying the long goodbye and that she would never see me again. I have to admit, I assume it will happen because it is so common.

    Ostee Out, Keep On Keepin' On. If the Cosmic Blueberry Muffin is willing I will have boots on the ground in nine days.
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  5. #4116
    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis2008  [View Original Post]
    If you are trying to bullshit people maybe you should wait more than a few days before contradicting yourself.
    Where was this contradiction you are talking about? I said 2 different things but they were not in contradiction.

    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis2008  [View Original Post]
    You are so fucking stupid you cannot see the difference between a beauty queen and an everyday woman.
    Who were the 10 people on the stage? Were there 10 everyday women who were contestants or 10 beauty queens? Anybody can enter into a pageant Elvis. That does not make them a beauty queen. I can enter into a chess match tomorrow. That will not make me a grand master.

  6. #4115
    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis2008  [View Original Post]
    So to have the best sex IMO, you get a woman who is very attractive who is a 10 in bed but who has no inhibitions
    So she lets you fuck her ass and shit on her face?

    https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ZpHfk943T9I

  7. #4114
    Quote Originally Posted by MrEnternational  [View Original Post]
    Pictures fake? Nobody is saying that. People are saying the pictures have nothing to do with you. You have not proved shit.
    Quote Originally Posted by MrEnternational  [View Original Post]
    Not after the ridicule he received about the chick that was supposedly an actual beauty queen. To me they just looked liked normal everyday women you would see walking down any Colombian street.
    If you are trying to bullshit people maybe you should wait more than a few days before contradicting yourself.

    You are so fucking stupid you cannot see the difference between a beauty queen and an everyday woman. Why should anyone listen to you when it comes to the value of woman?

    All you do is bang ugly women and try to say they are equivalent to the best women, and that is what bullshit losers do.

    I said that about you previously, and your own words prove it to be true. Case closed.

  8. #4113
    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis2008  [View Original Post]
    You two assholes said the pictures were fake, and I proved they were not.
    Pictures fake? Nobody is saying that. People are saying the pictures have nothing to do with you. Post some pics that you took yourself, not some random shit anyone can get off the internet. For all anybody else knows you could have been online and the pics were sent to you by a catfish. You have not proved shit.

  9. #4112
    Quote Originally Posted by Nounce  [View Original Post]
    Do you mean the best in sex? Is it possible that the girl just loves to have sex, and everything else is just icing on the cake?
    Nounce, she can love sex, but she can hold back. When I went on the trip with these three women in Mexico, the Colombian girl would not kiss me. I thought it was strange as we had made out like teenagers before. She sucked and fucked me like crazy on that trip and was great at it, but she would not kiss me. That is actually a tell for me a girl has a BF when she will not kiss. This girl probably is a better lover even without kissing than most women are who give all of themselves.

    So to have the best sex IMO, you get a woman who is very attractive who is a 10 in bed but who has no inhibitions, and I do not think you get there unless you commit to her. As good as the sex was I had with that girl, her BF was having better.

  10. #4111
    Quote Originally Posted by JustTK  [View Original Post]
    Do we have to continue with this ridiculous argument about how to get the best sex? Can't we go back to what this forum section is about?

    COVID-19!!

    Here is an analysis of the only RCTs that were performed on the COVID vaxes. And they show that the Pfizer and Moderna vaxes achieved FK all, apart from ruin the lives of billions of people:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3koKVb8SEk
    LOL. JustTK, with the latest monochromatic media we have, Covid has been wiped from the headlines and now it is all Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine. Of course, this is the latest marching orders where we have to spend billions or the world will end.

    It is really hard to prove something prevents death and even harder when you realize how the pols dictate what is put on a death certificate. That is why death numbers so often are fake. The better metric was always whether the vaccines prevent hospitalization but even that got screwed up as people with Covid were treated the same as people who were hospitalized from Covid.

    What is funny now is flying. I flew to Fort Lauderdale on an airplane maskless which was nice. Then we got to the airport. A sign said wearing masks is still required and it was ignored. Maybe one in 10 people had masks on. Then I boarded the flight to Colombia and then we had to put on the masks outside before going into the airport. Colombia has way fewer cases than the USA, so it made no sense but common sense was never a part of this whole pandemic.

    The pandemic ends then not with a thud but a whimper except for all those "model" Asian countries that are now getting slammed. And just like JJBee imagined the girl I dated won a wet t-shirt contest at a dive bar versus a city wide beauty contest, all the idiotic Covid proclamations will be forgotten or altered in a more digestible format. If you are looking for an admission of being wrong from all those who fell for the Covid hoax, you can forget it.

    Look at Huacho. Here is a guy who taught at universities and is completely brainless when it comes to common sense. I give him shit about cleaning counters (because the virus is not spread on surfaces) and his response was I have not done that since I got vaccinated. Does the vaccine prevent you from getting Covid? Nope, but you cannot tell him that. He is loyal to or rather enslaved by the government narrative. He's like a pathetic dog looking to have his head scratched by his government masters.

    So how do you get rewarded not falling for the government bullshit? It is simple in that you bet against the chuckleheads who think all that went on did not matter by going short the market. Remember JJBee's dumb proclamation that jobs always return but lives never do, and you look at some data: low unemployment rate and stock market at an all time high and you can pat JJBee on the head for his profound wisdom. Of course, you go a little deeper and see the issues with inflation and rising interest rates and realize that all we did was buy time. The check for destroying all these businesses and putting people out of work has not been paid or rather it has with the dubious practice of printing money.

    See Bill Maher's comments on the $6 trillion in programs passed by Congress: https://twitter.com/billmaher/status...7Ctwgr%5Etweet.

    And that is not even counting how much the Fed printed money out of thin air and bought assets and expanded its balance sheet.

    I am like Jim Rogers in the sense that I do not time markets but rather go pick up a pile of money. In this case, I have been buying SDOW, SQQQ, and SPXU which are triple shorts on the market. This is the equivalent of picking up money. That the headlines all say Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine, is more of a sign things are going to hell. The government thinks if it talks war, maybe it will not be noticed our economy is headed off a cliff.

    I have often seen the pussy market as a great indicator of how the world is. Pussy is the ultimate luxury item, not needed but wanted. My flight was super early in the morning so I went to a late night strip club. This was literally the first time I can ever recall having to wait outside due to the club being too full. There was not an empty seat in the club and the fools making it rain were at an all time high. The only time I can recall cash being tossed out like this was in 2000 right before the dot com crash.

    So buy the ETFs I suggested. If I did not have to worry about getting the timing right, I would short the shit out of Moderna and maybe Pfizer.

    You will see the same bunch of idiots who need to be tribal huddle around themselves and say that I do not what the fuck I am talking about. While the idiots stayed home fearing Covid, I went out and met the woman of my dreams, and the same will happen here. These fools never learn.

    And when you do cash in, you should take Mr. E's advice. Go up to beauty queen with cash in hand and say, "I want to fuck you. How much?" and then let me know what happens. Bedding a beauty queen is easy according to him, and he has done hundreds of times.

  11. #4110

    Well jajajajaja

    Quote Originally Posted by Osteoknot  [View Original Post]
    Unless I am reading that wrong. Are you counting on the idea that the competition in Colombia is generally weak? Or you just don't like to compete.
    Have you no self respect? Ooops strike that!

    Who the fuck competes for 3rd world putas? Or any putas for that matter? Or any pussy?

    I love my take it or leave it attitude and so do most putas except maybe the most hardened sharks.

    Putas need to compete for me, and the pleasure of getting fucked by me and getting my jizz and maybe a couple cop!

  12. #4109
    Quote Originally Posted by Villainy  [View Original Post]
    I think that is great that you are going to bare the cross. BTW what kind of clothes is the cross wearing? OH you meant you were going to bear it. No biggie, I guess that the topic of subjectivity was a little too advanced.
    Haha touche! I just can't win sometimes with you guys. The real funny part will be in a few weeks when you are all rating girls again on the 1-10 scale LOL. It's too convenient to ever let go for good.

  13. #4108
    Quote Originally Posted by Osteoknot  [View Original Post]
    Unless I am reading that wrong. Are you counting on the idea that the competition in Colombia is generally weak? Or you just don't like to compete.
    Poor Osteo. I think you have me blocked. JJBee was caught lying and bullshitting again and then came up with this contorted post in response. He thinks he is so fucking great he does not need to compete which of course is just more bullshit.

  14. #4107
    Quote Originally Posted by MrEnternational  [View Original Post]
    Because there is talk in the Brazil thread now about guys going to Scandalo and taking home actual billboard models and TV personalities for pay. It is no great feat to pay a chick Elvis. Anybody with money can do it.
    What does that have to do with anything?

    Quote Originally Posted by MrEnternational  [View Original Post]
    I have dated normal models and actresses as well, but I do not have the pageant pictures without me in them to show.
    Again so what?

    You two assholes said the pictures were fake, and I proved they were not. It just shows you and JJBee are pure bullshit artists. You two assholes think you have it all going on and I just showed everyone you are full of shit.

    If you think it is easy to bed a beauty queen, shut your mouth and go do it. Stop with the bullshitting about how easy it is.

  15. #4106
    Quote Originally Posted by RamDavidson84  [View Original Post]
    Nah reading his posts once is enough for me LOL, sorry to come off like a jerk, but his posts sometimes make me cringe. Like when he posted on the forum how he got fucked in the ass with a dildo. I can't take the guy serious. That being said, I think both of you are thinking way too hard into a non-issue and if that statement makes me look insecure, LOL well I guess that is just the cross I will have to bare. Me, "and the rest of humanity" will continue to use the 1-10 rating system.
    Well the 1-10 rating system is deeply flawed for many reasons.

    Namely 2 terms.

    Sour grapes and sweet lemons.

    Some mongers will call their 2 a 10 and never post a foto to save their life. See sweet lemons.

    And I could post a 10 that no one could ever disagree with but many would laugh and say she looks like a boy or some other dum shit. See sour grapes.

    Many have very low self esteem and consequently even if you put a gun to their heads they wouldn't even waver from what I'm saying.

    He got fucked in the ass with a dildo? And eating 3rd world puta anuses.

    Wow and I thought JK is gay?

    In closing the 1-10 system doesn't work because they won't concede to reality.

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