Stupid shit in Medellin

[RamDavidson84]

Companies operate illegally in other countries all the time, particularly with services which are new and not specifically legally banned. Airbnb is another example. There are specific requirements required in Colombia for that type of rental to be legal, but most hosts aren't in compliance. If the problem comes up is Colombia going to spend millions trying to bring a bunch of executives to stand trial, or will they just fine the host? Take all the time you need.

Uber in Medellin has always insisted I ride in front. Do I get in the more comfortable seat with more legroom, or do I scream a shitload of irrelevancies?

One time when a girl picked me up at the airport, the police stopped us and spent 15 minutes questioning her about being an Uber driver, before finally letting us go..

So is that why Uber driver's in Colombia insist you sit up front? I always thought it was for their safety? Like so you don't rob them from behind or something?

[Nounce]

Think about what motivates you to perform. How much does money help with that? Then there is loyalty, friendship, guilt, vengeance, embarrassment, and best of all, love. In its purest form, if you love your partner, you will do anything to please them, and it is not for money but just because you want them to be happy....

You don't think sex is a skill too? There is no guarantee that she can perform better than someone else more skillful just because of love. She may try the hardest but may still not be the best.

[MarquisdeSade1]

Simping 101.

To add injury to injury.

She's trying to promote that cuck mentality on a mongering forum.

3rd world puta cucking 101.

And also, "how to get 3rd world putas to get their puta offspring to call you padre" LMAO.

I'm telling ya straight out of the psych ward!

This crazy mofo better not actually have a medical license LMAO.

[Villainy]

Correct me if I am wrong, I am too lazy to go back and re-read his post, but wasn't he arguing to not even use a rating system because that indicates we have low self esteem or some weird shit? I didn't read it too closely. And didn't you just use a rating system? You referred to your girls as 8's and 9's? I referred to them in a range from 5's to 8's, I do prefer the thicker girls. Maybe they are 8's and 9's, I can't see the face or gage personality and performance. I also stated rating system isn't perfect, its just a quick way to gage a general idea of a girl. I would love to have a fun night with anyone one of those those girls, except the skinny sickly looking one sitting down. We all agree beauty is in the eye of the beholder to a degree. I clearly stated that in my original post. I was just arguing, to not eliminate a useful tool such as the rating system of 1-10 for reasons of simplicity, efficiency, and effectiveness. Not everyone wants to write or read a 3 page essay description of a single puta he fucked. Sometimes, a special detailed report is quite useful and entertaining to read, especially if it's from a new poster who shares new information about a certain location or source where he found a chica. Those detailed reports are useful as well.

Here is an analogy for you in the spirit of the Great JBJJB69 LOL: There are many tools in the arsenal of a carpenter, don't throw out your hammers just because you purchased a nail-gun which has a higher rate of fire, there are still times you need that hammer for certain situations, and vice-versa, you sure as hell ain't framing a house with just a hammer..

You should have read his post more closely. He makes some very good points. If you start with the premise that we all have different tastes (beauty is in the eye of the beholder) then what good does a rating system like a 1-10 scale have? It may quantify my feelings but unless we have the exact same tastes it won't quantify yours. That was his point. Further, people use that scale to brag. Like Elvis does. Jajajaja my ho is a 10 and you can't get anything as good as the girl I have. Classic insecurity.

Sure I used the scale numbers in response to Elvis' pompous boast and also in reference to your comments. You like girls that are more curvy as opposed to flacas. So what I call an 8 or a 9 (for my taste and predilections) are only 6's for you because of different tastes and predilections. That is exactly the point Osteo was making.

[Mr Enternational]

So why all the fuss about these photos? Because you two pussies cannot handle that I dated a beauty queen. LOL.

Dated or paid? Because there is talk in the Brazil thread now about guys going to Scandalo and taking home actual billboard models and TV personalities for pay. It is no great feat to pay a chick Elvis. Anybody with money can do it.

I have dated normal models and actresses as well, but I do not have the pageant pictures without me in them to show. Should I just pull a random one off the internet?

[ClamSlammer]

People had their cars impounded. I was told to sit in the front for this reason. That was in Medellin. I did what I was asked. Put that in your bird brain.

I do not know the legal history of why, what, or when. And at that point it did not matter. If that has changed, great.

And here is another bit of news. The word "illegal" applies to being in contravention of law, not just criminal law. Uber has operated illegally in many many places, and their executives are not likely to be in danger of international extradition.

This is the kinda shit I'm talking about. This is the difference between me and you: If an Uber driver picked me and and told me to sit in the front because Uber was knowingly operating illegally, I would do as he asked but would immediately dismiss the nonsense that he said and classify him as a dumbass. You, on the other hand, believe everything you're told, no matter how outlandish it may be, and pass on the obvious bullshit to others. Cars impounded? LOL! Bullshit stories being passed from one gullible dumbshit to another. No Uber driver has ever had their car impounded just for driving Uber in Colombia. Uber Corporation has never picked up a single rider in its entire history, anywhere in the world, while not properly licensed by local authorities. Sure, it has been determined by various courts around the world that Uber HAD been operating with illegal advantages prior to the legal ruling. But no fucking way has Uber ever continued to operate a single second without being fully licensed to do business in its respective jurisdiction. "Sit in front because Uber is operating underground illegally and unlicensed" LOL LOL LOL!

[Elvis 2008]

Not after the ridicule he received about the chick that was supposedly an actual beauty queen. People were saying it must have been one of those special olympics beauty contests. To me they just looked liked normal everyday women you would see walking down any Colombian street. His picture posting days ended as soon as they started.

In the example of the beauty pageant girl, if I remember correctly, it was stated she was one of the top finishers in the Miss Colombia competition. However the picture showed a girl at what looked like a small, local beauty contest, which are frequently put on at bars or local festivals. Instead of being ranked as one of the most beautiful women in Colombia, she appeared to just be the typical girl you'll find at any of those contests.

The one thing I can know for two with you bullshit artists is that neither of you will admit you are wrong about anything.

I did not even like this girl all that much, but she had the beauty and intelligence to be a beauty queen. She runs a charity and spit out facts about Cartagena as fast as lightning.

So why all the fuss about these photos? Because you two pussies cannot handle that I dated a beauty queen. LOL.

[Osteoknot]

My 8's and 9's are your 6's and 7's (of course it isn't exactly a fair comparison because due to promises I made, I can't show their faces and front side).

Guys and mongerers will never stop doing it but it doesn't lessen the fact that it serves no purpose other than self perpetuation. I am not trying to change how anyone rolls but I am telling it like it is.

No one has been able to say it better than, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder". Numbers are used for a quick convenience that does not require much thinking, but then as soon as people start talking about "why" they assign a number, then there is very little agreement. Comical, really.

The best a random group of mongers might agree upon is that 1-3 not worth fucking; 4-6 possibly worth fucking depending on how drunk or desperate; and 7-9 generally attractive enough to fuck. Even then there are situations were nearly everyone will break their own rules. Drunk or drugged, desperately horny, no one will know if I fuck this chica, jeje.

I might be overlapping man-whoring with mongering, but a pro can fuck all numbers, doesn't mean they will, but they can. Amateurs put the most restrictions on themselves, not just numbers but all kinds of specific physical characteristics. Ass must be big or small. Same with boobs. Hair color, skin color, the list goes on and on, adding to the futility and pointlessness of trying to get mongers to agree on a beauty ranking.

I would never tell a fellow monger what it takes to get his groove on, but ask yourself who is happier? The guy with the wider tastes or the guy who is always hunting for something specific and more elusive? Who experiences more frustration?

He is happiest who is contented with the least.

BTW, you are completely correct to not show faces or identifying tattoos. Even if no promises were made, it is disrespectful and even potentially dangerous. But that is a topic for another time.

[JjBee62]

I've read more than one report claiming that Uber is illegal in Colombia. Seriously, how fucking stupid do you have to be to believe that a multi-million dollar multinational corporation would operate illegally in any country? You got to be dumb as shit. If Uber was illegal in Colombia, the government would block all access to Uber, just like the Chinese government blocks whatever Western sites they don't agree with. Secondly, Uber's board of directors would be issued arrest warrants with Interpol, and would be extradited to Colombia to stand trial by any country with an extradition treaty with Colombia. Thirdly, no Colombian bank could to business with Uber. When you open a business in a foreign country, the first thing you do is open a local bank account. How the fuck does Uber process credit card payments in Colombia if they are illegal? And how the fuck would Uber pay corporate taxes in Colombia if they are operating illegally without a license? It's called tax evasion and the charges can be felonies punishable by decades in a Colombian prison if they are anything like USA Laws. You think the millionaire Uber executives in San Francisco gave the green light to operate illegally in Colombia when it's obvious they risk serious time in Colombian prison?.

Companies operate illegally in other countries all the time, particularly with services which are new and not specifically legally banned. Airbnb is another example. There are specific requirements required in Colombia for that type of rental to be legal, but most hosts aren't in compliance. If the problem comes up is Colombia going to spend millions trying to bring a bunch of executives to stand trial, or will they just fine the host? Take all the time you need.

Uber in Medellin has always insisted I ride in front. Do I get in the more comfortable seat with more legroom, or do I scream a shitload of irrelevancies?

One time when a girl picked me up at the airport, the police stopped us and spent 15 minutes questioning her about being an Uber driver, before finally letting us go.

There were several videos online of taxi drivers throwing rocks at Uber cars and drivers, beating up Uber drivers and other things which, as a passenger, I don't want to be the target of. Now that I know, if such a thing happens, I can simply jump out, show your post to the assailants and they'll apologize.

[Osteoknot]

Seriously, how fucking stupid do you have to be . . . You got to be dumb as shit.

Your one and only post I have ever noticed from you and that gets you instantly on my Ignore List. You have that special combination of ignorance, insulting behavior, and misinformation that shows you really aren't worth a passing glance. Maybe you had a bad day and didn't eat your Wheaties that morning, but your pointless tirade was so long and obsessive that I am comfortable Ignoring you for the foreseeable future. Please feel free to return the favor and put me on your Ignore List. Geez. Lighten up. That's how people get cancer and brain tumors, walking around with your kind of negativity.

[Huacho]

You have to show yourself that you are all in with her because she has so many other offers.

Simping 101.

[MarquisdeSade1]

By the same token the Marquis de Twat posted Medellin vacation pics, though it turned out they were 9 years old and ripped from a gringa blog, so the existence of "pics" often doesn't prove anything. And since Elvira posted pics of his other "10's," then why not this one? I don't follow you there.

I didn't rip shit, not everyone is a dishonest thief / grifter and ex con like your white trash cracker ass.

I googled images for gondolas for Parque Arvi to show the windows, the admin didn't even post all the fotos I uploaded.

So take your passive aggressive random pop shots and stick them up your Florida DOC stretched out culo LMAO.

[Zeos1]

I've read more than one report claiming that Uber is illegal in Colombia. Seriously, how fucking stupid do you have to be to believe that a multi-million dollar multinational corporation would operate illegally in any country? You got to be dumb as shit. If Uber was illegal in Colombia, the government would block all access to Uber, just like the Chinese government blocks whatever Western sites they don't agree with. Secondly, Uber's board of directors would be issued arrest warrants with Interpol, and would be extradited to Colombia to stand trial by any country with an extradition treaty with Colombia. Thirdly, no Colombian bank could to business with Uber. When you open a business in a foreign country, the first thing you do is open a local bank account. How the fuck does Uber process credit card payments in Colombia if they are illegal? And how the fuck would Uber pay corporate taxes in Colombia if they are operating illegally without a license? It's called tax evasion and the charges can be felonies punishable by decades in a Colombian prison if they are anything like USA Laws. You think the millionaire Uber executives in San Francisco gave the green light to operate illegally in Colombia when it's obvious they risk serious time in Colombian prison?

The real truth about Uber in Colombia? A few years ago, they were sued by a taxi collective. The judge found in favor of the taxi collective, that Uber was operating with unfair advantages, and ordered Uber to cease operations in Colombia. Uber immediately complied because their execs didn't want to go to prison. Uber then found a loophole. Uber resumed operations a month later claiming that they are not a rideshare company, but instead a car rental company, and that the car just happened to included a driver. And since then they are operating as a car rental company, 100% legally.

All those who are writing "sit in front seat because Uber is illegal" please wake the fuck up and try to process logic with your single digit IQ brain of yours and it will be clear that there is no way in hell Uber can operate illegally in any country.

People had their cars impounded. I was told to sit in the front for this reason. That was in Medellin. I did what I was asked. Put that in your bird brain.

I do not know the legal history of why, what, or when. And at that point it did not matter. If that has changed, great.

And here is another bit of news. The word "illegal" applies to being in contravention of law, not just criminal law. Uber has operated illegally in many many places, and their executives are not likely to be in danger of international extradition.

[RamDavidson84]

No one could make Osteo's point any better than you just did. We are all different and our tastes are subjectively different too. I'm an older guy that likes flacas with gorgeous faces.

All of those girls made the grade. The one with the ass was a rare exception (for me) but she has stunning good looks, larger natural breasts and not a single tattoo and no kids. All the rest are flacas with very beautiful faces. That is how I roll.

Perhaps, like a fellow extranjero friend, you prefer the women with more curves and larger breasts. If so, the girls in my collection would fall a point or two. If you like the hard-body athletic types, my collection would go up on some and down on others.

All of which confirms the accuracy of Osteo's post. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. My 8's and 9's are your 6's and 7's (of course it isn't exactly a fair comparison because due to promises I made, I can't show their faces and front side).

Correct me if I am wrong, I am too lazy to go back and re-read his post, but wasn't he arguing to not even use a rating system because that indicates we have low self esteem or some weird shit? I didn't read it too closely. And didn't you just use a rating system? You referred to your girls as 8's and 9's? I referred to them in a range from 5's to 8's, I do prefer the thicker girls. Maybe they are 8's and 9's, I can't see the face or gage personality and performance. I also stated rating system isn't perfect, its just a quick way to gage a general idea of a girl. I would love to have a fun night with anyone one of those those girls, except the skinny sickly looking one sitting down. We all agree beauty is in the eye of the beholder to a degree. I clearly stated that in my original post. I was just arguing, to not eliminate a useful tool such as the rating system of 1-10 for reasons of simplicity, efficiency, and effectiveness. Not everyone wants to write or read a 3 page essay description of a single puta he fucked. Sometimes, a special detailed report is quite useful and entertaining to read, especially if it's from a new poster who shares new information about a certain location or source where he found a chica. Those detailed reports are useful as well.

Here is an analogy for you in the spirit of the Great JBJJB69 LOL: There are many tools in the arsenal of a carpenter, don't throw out your hammers just because you purchased a nail-gun which has a higher rate of fire, there are still times you need that hammer for certain situations, and vice-versa, you sure as hell ain't framing a house with just a hammer. Don't eliminate a tool from the toolbox, just apply its' use for the correct scenario where it will be most effective.

Now on his rant on self esteem and the weird stuff, LOL seems like he was on some good drugs when he went into that part which was pretty funny to read, but it also doesn't allow me to take his posts very seriously or him serious as a person. I will admit, sometimes his heart is in the right place trying to help spread info for other mongers to better their experiences. Other times, like when he private messages me to never post again and no likes me, it's just hysterical and weird hahaha.

[Mr Enternational]

I usually take it as a grain of salt. At least it is still a pageant, right? Members use words like model a lot and I just treat them like similar situation and it means they think the girl is hot.

Somebody in a facebook group asked something about instagram models. So I asked what exactly is an instagram model. And some lady answered saying someone that takes a bunch of pictures and puts them online. And that is all I have ever known them to be. A broad with a camera and no qualifications.

I don't get guys groveling all over chicks just because they are pretty and took a picture on a boat. Nothing about that makes me want to give a chick $500. Maybe if there was a picture of her building a boat, I would be impressed. I do not care how pretty a chick is, if she is as dumb as a post then fuck this shit I am out. I need smart and resourceful with my pretty. Some guys don't mind having a chick that was the first one picked for the ho stroll but the last one picked for the class roll.