Stupid shit in Medellin

[SubCmdr]

Look here you dumbass, you really feel the need to talk shit to me about Elvis so bad that you took the time to inbox me and want me to WhatsApp msg you? And if I don't then that means I'm hiding behind my keyboard?? Lmao what you have to be the dumbest Moron on ISG. No one is riding anyone's dick maybe that's just your personal fantasy.

No my ISG brother. It is not my fantasy. Actually, I had a girl riding my dick cowgirl this morning. So I do not have to have a fantasy of anything sexually.

Ill meet you anytime you want, maybe you got more balls than MiamiBoy and want to meet at Exito Aranjuez?? It not near where I live but it's a half way point between my barrio and Centro.

I sent to a PM to follow up on your invitation to meet you. That is what usually happens in the civilized world. You make direct contact with the person you want to meet and set up a schedule. Or were you just talking shit again and practicing what you preach?.

Names don't impress me about where you live. Tell me the number of what Stratum your residence sits in. Mine sits in a Stratum 3. And it is also where I run my business. (wrote that sentence that way to fuck with you. LOL).

My business is not based on mother fuckers who buy pussy then come up into this thread and attack others doing the same thing like somehow the pussy they buy is better than the pussy everyone else buys. You see those who live in glass houses should not throw stones. Or maybe like Elvis you date beauty queens for free? If you do more power to you. I'll stick with regular girls who are more interested in stability than my money.

I am not one to judge one on what they write here. Do you? Elvis does not know who I know and neither do you. I have offered to meet him to have a face to face meeting and he has declined. As you have.

I was busy today

I was busy today too. And you don't know this but we are on opposite schedules. (Review my posting history for more information on that subject). I was working with my transfer agent. Shopping for groceries; having food with ATF; and then hanging out with her. And still found time to send your a PM and reply to your posts. Because writing is an effortless activity. Mostly because I don't worry about formalities especially in this thread: Stupid Shit in Medellin. Remember, you are posting here too. So your posts are in the right place also.

So sorry if I didn't have time to private message you or WhatsApp you.

Apology accepted! Ya happy now?

No $50 doesn't make or break me but money is money and it's foolish to waste any amount of money be it $50 or $500 or whatever. Shit I don't even give change to the homeless because you never know when you will need it later for the bus.

It is more foolish to waste time. Something that we are both doing in these exchanges. Money is worthless. I am not attached to it. I am glad I am not cursed with the character flaws of pathological greed and stinginess.

Anyways you're the one who needs to get off my dick you loser and stay the fuxk out of my inbox.

I don't mind that you call me names. Been called worse. Since you do not want to get anymore PMs from me nor have you responded to mine, I take that means that you don't want to meet me anymore. Because I still have not been contacted by you after you gave me the invitation.

Which one is it?

[Gabacho]

You're an idiot, the word is spelt "hoe" and plural is "hoes" look on any fucking rap album tracklist and you would know that.

ho noun: ho; noun plural: hos.

The name for a lady who does put out. A ***** is the name for a lady who puts out for everyone but you.

"I'd like to take that ho and bend her over".

https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...r%20hos&page=8

hoe noun: hoe; plural noun: hoes.

a long-handled gardening tool with a thin metal blade, used mainly for weeding and breaking up soil. "loosen the dry soil with a hoe".

Individuals such as yourself. Why? Because you didn't know the difference between a ho and a hoe.

I do. And it is not just because I am a farmer. Your serve!

[SubCmdr]

ho noun: ho; noun plural: hos.

The name for a lady who does put out. A ***** is the name for a lady who puts out for everyone but you.

"I'd like to take that ho and bend her over".

https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...r%20hos&page=8

hoe noun: hoe; plural noun: hoes.

a long-handled gardening tool with a thin metal blade, used mainly for weeding and breaking up soil. "loosen the dry soil with a hoe".

Also what the fuck is an original pussy colonizer and why do you think I am one?

Individuals such as yourself. Why? Because you didn't know the difference between a ho and a hoe.

I do. And it is not just because I am a farmer. Your serve!

[SubCmdr]

I sent you a PM. You have my contact direct contact information. And you have failed to contact me. I see that you posted your public travel schedule. No need to do that. Contact me directly and can work you into my busy schedules. No need to keep beating on your chest in the public forum. I have money to make and pussy to fuck. 50 USD is not shit to me. It won't buy me one more minute of life. Sorry to disappoint you.

I do not write to impress you. I do not proofread my posts as I am not being paid by the word to post up in here. I can write the and speak the Kings English when I choose. I don't bother to put my time in to do that for one of the dumbest of the dumb mother fuckers such as yourself.

I post in this section because I like to play verbal tennis with those who wish to rally with me. When having a debate and you have lost, attack the person. You are Elvis are masters at that logical fallacy. Your serve!

I'm in Medellin right now you dumbass. I've been here since August and I'm staying until February. Anyways you talk about English compression but yet you're posting run on sentences, spelling the word "hoes" incorrectly, and repeating the same stupid shit over and over. By the way you don't start a sentence with the word "and" LOL. Also what the fuck is an original pussy colonizer and why do you think I am one?

I'll meet you anytime you want, maybe you got more balls than MiamiBoy and want to meet at Exito Aranjuez?? It not near where I live but it's a half way point between my barrio and Centro. Anyways you're right I'm not an admin, go ahead and post your stupid shit. Atleast it's in the right forum LOL.

Chao loser.

[SubCmdr]

I would be hard pressed to find anyone trying to make themselves look smart and saying things this stupid. You have GFs and are actively fucking hookers on the side and call yourself an "ethical boyfriend".

I am not lying to the girls I am relationships with. Are you? That is what makes me ethical.

And then you make this ridiculous comment about Colombian women and monogamy. Obviously, you have not meant any Colombian women who are not hookers nor Colombian fathers who would die before letting their daughters sell themselves for a buck..

Are you trying to tell me that only gringos goto Colombian prostitutes? Don't get regular girls confused with prostitution.

You are the dumbest of the dumb mother fuckers who jumped on my ass right from the beginning about posting about my girlfriend. LOL!

Congratulations, you have now exhibited the delusion necessary to be in the Medellin mooron club.

Thank you. I would never let a dumb mother fucker such as yourself define who I am and what I do. Most unfortunate for you.

[Gabacho]

Gabacho, You ignorant punter! (A play off of SNL back in the day).

I'll add you to the dumbest of the dumb mother fuckers list who have zero ability to comprehend English. And I bet you are an original pussy colonizer that has a problem when anyone who does not look like you gets into the game. Elvis is an idiot who posts more in the Stupid shit in Medellin than actually contributing usable intelligence for the use of others in the Colombia thread.

Proof that you cannot read that well is that I did not advise anyone to use money exchanges over ATMs. I told people not to be penny wise and pound foolish. I don't go to Medellin to find pussy. I do business there. I keep a residence there. So I will defer to you and the other dumbest of the dumb mother fuckers on how to find pussy in Medellin. Honestly I do not need yours or anyone else help. In any city known for prostitution (Medellin, Sosua, Pattaya) I am surprised that individuals need help with the "Where the hos at?" question.. Because I have been to make successful first time trips to each of these cities successfully without any help from individuals or post off of ISG. So, maybe I don't need to know about Colombia. Maybe I just need to know how to find dem hos. And I know how to do that shit! Do you?

You are free to disagree with me but until you are the administrator of this site the only option you have to not read my posts is to put me on ignore. Goto the FAQ section for further information about that issue.

PUSSY IS PUSSY!

How you like me now?

Let me know the next time you are in Medellin. Would enjoy meeting another ISG brother. Let's see if you keep it as real in a face to face meeting as you do hiding behind your keyboard.

I'm in Medellin right now you dumbass. I've been here since August and I'm staying until February. Anyways you talk about English compression but yet you're posting run on sentences, spelling the word "hoes" incorrectly, and repeating the same stupid shit over and over. By the way you don't start a sentence with the word "and" LOL. Also what the fuck is an original pussy colonizer and why do you think I am one?

I'll meet you anytime you want, maybe you got more balls than MiamiBoy and want to meet at Exito Aranjuez?? It not near where I live but it's a half way point between my barrio and Centro. Anyways you're right I'm not an admin, go ahead and post your stupid shit. Atleast it's in the right forum LOL.

Chao loser.

[Elvis 2008]

You are the mother fucking bullshitter and you have been polluting this thread by talking a lot of shit and practicing what you preach since I have been posting about Colombia. Men in general are not monogamous nor are girls. In nearly all types of relationships men and girl enter into monogamy is the standard but not the practice. What many men do is practice non-ethical non-monogamy. I practice ethical non-monogamy.

Because you are posting about monogamy in a country where girls except that they are not going to get it from even their husbands. They may not like it but the majority of them make the trade off in order to get the financial security that come with the societal institution of marriage.

I would be hard pressed to find anyone trying to make themselves look smart and saying things this stupid. You have GFs and are actively fucking hookers on the side and call yourself an "ethical boyfriend".

And then you make this ridiculous comment about Colombian women and monogamy. Obviously, you have not meant any Colombian women who are not hookers nor Colombian fathers who would die before letting their daughters sell themselves for a buck.

Congratulations, you have now exhibited the delusion necessary to be in the Medellin mooron club.

[Elvis 2008]

Why do you speak of plurals when you're addressing 1 person? "Medellin morons", "when you are all" only apply when talking to more than 1 person. Who are these other people? I seem to be the only 1 posting on the subject. Is this like my fictitious "crew?

There are many people on this board who live in Medellin, or who spend up to 6 months per year there. Are you saying they are all morons? Other than 2017-2018, when I was there for almost 1 year straight, I've never spent more than 5 weeks per year in Medellin. This year, it was less than 2 weeks.

BTW, have you considered using a Thesaurus? The only insult you can come up with is "Medellin morons", and you use it multiple times in practically every post. A lack of creativity and inventiveness is a sure sign of low cognitive function, not that you don't already exhibit dozens of other sure signs.

Instead of pointing out your deficiencies, I'll just ask 1 question, which you will be incapable of answering. I can say this with 100% certainty because I've asked you 100's of questions and you've never been able to answer a single one.

The question is about your last paragraph. To paraphrase, after changing it from the obviously incorrect plural to singular, you say I'm swearing I'm not a sugar daddy when I obviously am a sugar daddy.

I have a question for you. Did you get off after all that mental masturbation?

I've merely stated that I have a girlfriend.

The question is a simple one.

What is it about my relationship which makes it obvious that it's a sugar daddy, sugar baby relationship?

Gee, I don't know. Maybe because a professor of sociology has described to the tee exactly what kind of relationship you have.

I'll wait patiently for you to go off in some obscure direction, quote completely unheard of sources and refer to mysterious groups of people without attempting to address the question.

And this is what makes you a Medellin moron. I don't like what this professor of sociology says so I am going to demean it.

And being a Medellin moron you ignore all the social market scores that are negative towards you but brag about the ones that fit you. She is 20 and from estrato 4 but I am not going to give her a 1 to 10 score on looks.

And you pretend that you are not causing a decline in her social market value with you actions. When you are done with her or more likely when she sees you for what you are, you will just pretend that her seeing some 60 year old with a "my dick, my way" attitude and fucking hookers on the side does not diminish her in the eyes of other men.

If you imagined yourself as this woman's father as opposed to the sugar daddy you are, what would you think of a man like you going out with your daughter? I can laugh because I know your answer would be that you would be fine with it.

But then again you are the guy who lectured everyone on Covid, got it, did not recognize the symptoms, swore you did not have any even being in a hospital prior to going to Colombia, and then got on a plane to Colombia and spread it all around the country before testing +. But just like having a daughter whose boyfriend is fucking around on her, it was fine. I almost envy your delusion.

[JohnnieCash]

On a somewhat related note, there's some interesting notes in sexual mores of the Native American tribes encountered by the Lewis and Clark Expedition.

Many of the tribes offered their women to the members of the expedition, with the men vying to get the strongest men to have sex with their wives. In particular demand was York, the black slave owned by William Clark.

Values clearly more in line with biological realities. Stronger genes, stronger offspring, better chance of survival of the group and a child less of burden. All that ownership-monogamy things is relatively modern invention, we evolved living in small groups of nomadic hunter-gatherers (with sex freely shared and used as group boding mechanism) and since the switch to agrarian lifestyle are in constant cultural / internal conflict with our bodies and natural desires. Well in most of the West at least. Lat Am seem to have kept the original relaxed attitude towards monogamy.

...During a certain time, once per week, they were encouraged to engage in sexual play (without having sex) with each other.

Interesting considering all the anti masturbation (or 'self-abuse') movement in US at the turn of the century.

One of the leaders, the influential Dr Kellogg advocated circumcision of young boys without anesthetic and the application of acid to the clitorises of young girls, in order to discourage that 'sin'.

"It is important to perform surgery without using any anesthetic so that pain during an operation may affect the mind. ".

If not mistaken he performed several such operations himself. Well, enjoy your cornflakes folks, if you listen closely to the way they crunch you might be able to hear the screams of the children.

On another note, a lot of that repressed Victorian sexuality seems to have been put in their furniture, just look at all of those fancy shiny bulbous curves, lots of sexy sofas and armchairs.

[SubCmdr]

Gabacho, You ignorant punter! (A play off of SNL back in the day).

I'll add you to the dumbest of the dumb mother fuckers list who have zero ability to comprehend English. And I bet you are an original pussy colonizer that has a problem when anyone who does not look like you gets into the game. Elvis is an idiot who posts more in the Stupid shit in Medellin than actually contributing usable intelligence for the use of others in the Colombia thread.

Proof that you cannot read that well is that I did not advise anyone to use money exchanges over ATMs. I told people not to be penny wise and pound foolish. I don't go to Medellin to find pussy. I do business there. I keep a residence there. So I will defer to you and the other dumbest of the dumb mother fuckers on how to find pussy in Medellin. Honestly I do not need yours or anyone else help. In any city known for prostitution (Medellin, Sosua, Pattaya) I am surprised that individuals need help with the "Where the hos at?" question.. Because I have been to make successful first time trips to each of these cities successfully without any help from individuals or post off of ISG. So, maybe I don't need to know about Colombia. Maybe I just need to know how to find dem hos. And I know how to do that shit! Do you?

You are free to disagree with me but until you are the administrator of this site the only option you have to not read my posts is to put me on ignore. Goto the FAQ section for further information about that issue.

PUSSY IS PUSSY!

How you like me now?

Fuertes declaraciones sub-zero. You obviously don't know shit about you are talking about and have demonstratated that in your posts. Just today in the main Medellin thread you advised people to use money exchanges over atms and to not worry if they lose $50 usd because they already paid for their passports and plane tickets.

You're a real piece of work with your stupid ass quotes like "pussy is pussy"and "how you like me now".

Elvis has more expertise about Colombia than you will ever have. So do us all a favor and just stop posting unless if you actually have something valuable to contribute because all the shit talking is just annoying.

Let me know the next time you are in Medellin. Would enjoy meeting another ISG brother. Let's see if you keep it as real in a face to face meeting as you do hiding behind your keyboard.

[Gabacho]

All the sudden, now that the election is getting close, EPM has put all these new plastic garbage containers that look like little dumpsters all over these estrato 1 Barrios.

I've been living here in the barrio for like a year and a half and I have never seen these garbage containers before now (they appeared like 2 weeks ago). It used to be people would just pile their trash bags in designated spots on trash pick up days.

I wonder if it's just a last ditch effort to get more votes for the Upegui campaign as he is the extension of Quintero and the status quo. I say fuck Upegui and Quinteros people for putting up those barriers around botero plaza. Hopefully after Fico Gutierrez wins the election, those stupid barriers will be coming down.

[JjBee62]

I love how you Medellin morons make the definition of girlfriend and sugar baby / daddy personal definitions when they are societal ones. It is very convenient for you when you all are bullshitting yourselves. Of course, the definitions are not mine. https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10....31121419875115.

Sugar dating was the most common type of sugar relationship as 31 percent of participants had this type of arrangement. Those involved in sugar dating engaged in a variety of activities with their benefactor including going out to dinner, getting drinks, attending work events, and traveling. Sexual interactions were also a predominant part of the interpersonal relationship script of sugar daters.

One of the most important characteristics of the sugar dating interpersonal relationship script was the expectation for benefactors to provide gifts and monetary benefits to female recipients. The monetary arrangements involved in sugar dating did not follow the "pay-for-play" format that is typically seen with prostitution. Consistent with the general subcultural sugar relationship script, I found that most participants emphasized having some sort of emotional connection and / or genuine liking for their benefactor.

The lives of sugar daters and their benefactors were not usually intertwined, as women typically preferred to keep their sugar relationships separate from their other, more conventional social roles. This stemmed from the general subcultural sugar relationship script that involved the expectation that both parties create and maintain an arrangement that was NSA. This meant that sugar partners were not expected to form committed or monogamous relationships with one another. In fact, most sugar dating relationships were nonmonogamous.

End of link.

So while sugar relationships pretty much default to nonomogamous, the GF / BF ones go the other way. The most common area this rears its ugly head is when a guy founds out his GF has a SD.

Almost all the advice given is to dump the girl when that happens because she is not committed to the guy.

https://dearwendy.com/the-girl-im-da...r-sugar-daddy/

https://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/sho....php?t=6274530

I don't care what you all do. I just think it so funny how you Medellin morons swear up and down you are not sugar daddies when you obviously are.

Why do you speak of plurals when you're addressing 1 person? "Medellin morons", "when you are all" only apply when talking to more than 1 person. Who are these other people? I seem to be the only 1 posting on the subject. Is this like my fictitious "crew?

There are many people on this board who live in Medellin, or who spend up to 6 months per year there. Are you saying they are all morons? Other than 2017-2018, when I was there for almost 1 year straight, I've never spent more than 5 weeks per year in Medellin. This year, it was less than 2 weeks.

BTW, have you considered using a Thesaurus? The only insult you can come up with is "Medellin morons", and you use it multiple times in practically every post. A lack of creativity and inventiveness is a sure sign of low cognitive function, not that you don't already exhibit dozens of other sure signs.

Instead of pointing out your deficiencies, I'll just ask 1 question, which you will be incapable of answering. I can say this with 100% certainty because I've asked you 100's of questions and you've never been able to answer a single one.

The question is about your last paragraph. To paraphrase, after changing it from the obviously incorrect plural to singular, you say I'm swearing I'm not a sugar daddy when I obviously am a sugar daddy.

I haven't sworn to anything, I think since 1994, when I had to testify in court. I'm not even insisting that I'm not a sugar daddy. I've merely stated that I have a girlfriend.

The question is a simple one.

What is it about my relationship which makes it obvious that it's a sugar daddy, sugar baby relationship?

I'll wait patiently for you to go off in some obscure direction, quote completely unheard of sources and refer to mysterious groups of people without attempting to address the question.

[JjBee62]

"Sex at Dawn: How We Mate, Why We Stray, and What It Means for Modern Relationships" is pretty interesting and entertaining read on the topic.

Eg there is tribe that practices a group insemination, all men have sex with a woman publicly so the father is unknown by design, and the child will have many father-uncles to rely on.

If I remember correctly there are also explained biological defaults of the women -- basically fuck as many men as possible preferably one after another (and scream loud while being fucked to advertise readiness to other males), and let the best sperm win (which is why part of the semen is actually spermicide and shape of the penis evolved to clean out the pervious male semen).

Mosuo culture in China practices interesting arrangement today as well:

Mosuo culture the men and women have the ability to make love anytime and with anybody. Mosuo men and women are free to have multiple partners, and to initiate or break off relationships when they want.

Usually In the Mosuo culture when the girl reached age 13 - 14 or when she became mature, she will get her own bedroom. The special thing about this bedroom that it has two doors. One will open to the entire house and the second door will open to the street. This room to have a privacy and freedom to have sex.

Mosuo women they dont get worried if they got pregnant because the uncle, brother and mother will take care of the child. Usually they don't know who's the father and most of the father have no responsibility to raise a child.

On a somewhat related note, there's some interesting notes in sexual mores of the Native American tribes encountered by the Lewis and Clark Expedition.

Many of the tribes offered their women to the members of the expedition, with the men vying to get the strongest men to have sex with their wives. In particular demand was York, the black slave owned by William Clark.

Something else of interest, at least to me, in "Experiment in Autobiography", H. G. Wells wrote about a practice in Victorian England which he encountered. For those who don't know, during the reign of Queen Victoria sexuality was repressed. No sex before marriage, no sex except for the purpose of procreation, no public displays, even words like breast were considered taboo.

It's been a long time, so I might not get this exactly correct. Wells, as a young man was boarding at a house. There was also a single woman boarding at the same house. During a certain time, once per week, they were encouraged to engage in sexual play (without having sex) with each other. As in many other things, Wells was quite the rebel when it came to sex. It's an interesting insight into the waning years of the 19th century and the beginning of the 20th.

Here's something closer to our time. Thanks to a wild uncle who wrote a lot of letters to his girlfriend and later wife (who kept them all), and their storage in what was my bedroom for 9 months, I'm well informed about the practice of swinging dating back to the mid 1950's. More recently, between 1997 and 2010 I was a frequent participant in swinging groups, clubs and parties, with a few different girlfriends.

While it's not publicly acceptable, it's privately quite popular. From small Bible belt towns to big liberal cities, it's going on all the time. Wife swapping, orgies, gang bangs, threesomes and much more, are all happening right around the corner.

I've met cops, teachers, preachers, lawyers, and people from all types of backgrounds happily exploring alternatives to basic monogamy. All too often, the people condemning such practices get caught literally with their pants down, doing all the things they preach against.

[Gabacho]

You are the mother fucking bullshitter and you have been polluting this thread by talking a lot of shit and practicing what you preach since I have been posting about Colombia. Men in general are not monogamous nor are girls. In nearly all types of relationships men and girl enter into monogamy is the standard but not the practice. What many men do is practice non-ethical non-monogamy. I practice ethical non-monogamy.

The problem is that you (any many others of your type) want to take the ideas of your cultural background (you know the original pussy colonizers) and apply them to cultures where they do not apply or accept them. That makes you an International Moron and the dumbest of the dumb mother fuckers. Because you are posting about monogamy in a country where girls except that they are not going to get it from even their husbands. They may not like it but the majority of them make the trade off in order to get the financial security that come with the societal institution of marriage.

But you do. You want to force your views down the throats of others by engaging in personal attacks. Read Man Law 101 you DMF!.

https://www.frontiersin.org/articles...019.00230/full

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/...s/70824743007/

"Most male mammals do not look after their offspring; humans are an exception in this respect. Like most mammals, humans are not strictly monogamic. A tendency to social monogamy has evolved, however, and is subject to strong reinforcement by cultural factors, particularly religion".

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12685340/

Yes, I can google and post links too. But I am not making the same logical fallacies are you are. Namely: Appeal to authority. Everyone fuck this dumb mother fucker with the handle of Elvis. Just DOWHATCHA like!

Fuertes declaraciones sub-zero. You obviously don't know shit about you are talking about and have demonstratated that in your posts. Just today in the main Medellin thread you advised people to use money exchanges over atms and to not worry if they lose $50 usd because they already paid for their passports and plane tickets.

You're a real piece of work with your stupid ass quotes like "pussy is pussy"and "how you like me now".

Elvis has more expertise about Colombia than you will ever have. So do us all a favor and just stop posting unless if you actually have something valuable to contribute because all the shit talking is just annoying.

[JohnnieCash]

...monogamy...

"Sex at Dawn: How We Mate, Why We Stray, and What It Means for Modern Relationships" is pretty interesting and entertaining read on the topic.

Eg there is tribe that practices a group insemination, all men have sex with a woman publicly so the father is unknown by design, and the child will have many father-uncles to rely on.

If I remember correctly there are also explained biological defaults of the women -- basically fuck as many men as possible preferably one after another (and scream loud while being fucked to advertise readiness to other males), and let the best sperm win (which is why part of the semen is actually spermicide and shape of the penis evolved to clean out the pervious male semen).

Mosuo culture in China practices interesting arrangement today as well:

Mosuo culture the men and women have the ability to make love anytime and with anybody. Mosuo men and women are free to have multiple partners, and to initiate or break off relationships when they want.

Usually In the Mosuo culture when the girl reached age 13 - 14 or when she became mature, she will get her own bedroom. The special thing about this bedroom that it has two doors. One will open to the entire house and the second door will open to the street. This room to have a privacy and freedom to have sex.

Mosuo women they dont get worried if they got pregnant because the uncle, brother and mother will take care of the child. Usually they don't know who's the father and most of the father have no responsibility to raise a child.