Stupid shit in Medellin

[Gabacho]

What are you going to do? Assault him in public? I hear Colombian jails are a motherfucker.

Nah I was going to buy him a beer and ask to squash whatever bullshit grudge he has against me LOL.

[Mtndew704]

Centro is for younger guys with Nuts to spare and money is scarce. If you're over 50, centro is a waste, since most of us aren't broke anymore. 25,50, or 100 for an hour has zero effect on my bank account. I rather go to a nicer place. I took a tour there and didn't see anything I liked. I'm sure if you walked it every night you can find diamonds but if I'm there for a week, what's the point. There are just too many options in Medellin to waste at Centro.

But you get to see midgets, pregnant chicks, and I even saw a girl with 1 leg working 1 day.

[AmorPorFavor]

I have pics, trust me I have pics but why should I waste my time uploading them just impress some bytchass ninja. I don't have to show you shit bro, so get off my fucking nuts. Why you getting all mad and hating when you don't even know what tf you even talking about bro?

Last time I told you to meet me at exito Aranjuez so I could help you shut your mouth but like the little bytch you are, you were too scared to see me. I'll be back from May. July if you grow some fucking balls by then, you fucking mark.

My suggestion to you is that you shut your fucking mouth MiamiBytchBoy1.

What are you going to do? Assault him in public? I hear Colombian jails are a motherfucker.

[MiamiBoy1]

MiamiBoy1.

I do not fish in the Gustos or 200,000 COP girl arena. They simply do not exist in my world but still enjoy my once a year trek to Poblado just for viewing pleasures and simple people watching. I am not angry at any of them. Yet you have a personal hatred for Centro chicks. The only reason I can figure is that you once did Centro girls, fell in love, and got your ass burned. Now you have your nutz in a vice over it and can not get over it. 'IT" meaning she loved some druggy loser over you or something to that affect or she robbed you blind after you seeing her for weeks and you never saw it coming.

That personal hatred has to be coming from somewhere so please do tell us all so we can all piss in your bowl of Froot Loops.

You came up with a BS story that never happened to me. Hate? I don't hate them, they are just not up to my standards and I can't even imagine falling in love with one of them, no chance. Actually, I do hate some of them. Those that are thieves, but a thieve is a thieve, El Centro or not.

[MiamiBoy1]

Photos attached with the above post.





Yeah, you do not need to post any photos. In fact, please don't. I think butch, 8 months pregnant, and big says it all.

Reading about the prego makes me want to throw up.

[PigSavinBoy]

Centro is for younger guys with Nuts to spare and money is scarce. If you're over 50, centro is a waste, since most of us aren't broke anymore. 25,50, or 100 for an hour has zero effect on my bank account. I rather go to a nicer place. I took a tour there and didn't see anything I liked. I'm sure if you walked it every night you can find diamonds but if I'm there for a week, what's the point. There are just too many options in Medellin to waste at Centro.

Centro is good as on of the venues for face to face / IRL encounters. Be it SWs, casas, or clubs. I had enough of doctored photos online. Even when the photos aren't doctored it's still a crapshoot whether or not she will actually be to my taste when she shows up, so all that prep, chatting, negotiating, scheduling, waiting, browsing though photos is not worth the hassle for me and just a wasted time. IRL I know instantly or after a short convo if I'm into her or not.

I can see how her tits are bouncing when she walks, how the hips are moving, her figure, how much make up is there, skin condition, I can look into her eyes to see if she's responsive or zoned out or high, check the condition of the hair, belly, her hands and nails, feet, what kind of vice she has and how she speaks, lips, teeth, body hair, check out the body language and face expression, reactions, what mood is she in, what vibe / chemistry is there during convo, what clothes and shoes she has on.

Not to mention the convenience of not scheduling anything and just going out when it suits me. Besides saving time, approaching and chatting IRL is just more fun and natural for me.

[Elvis 2008]

He's talking about SA (Seeking Arrangements) where gringos go to overpay. It's probably the same women you can find on mileroticos or photoprepagos just showing up in a fancier dress and charging 4 x more money.

I feel so deprived now after hanging out with mostly seeking / SA women. Let's face it. If you have not been drugged and robbed, you don't know the real Colombia, right JJBee?

[Elvis 2008]

I have pics, trust me I have pics but why should I waste my time uploading them just impress some bytchass ninja. I don't have to show you shit bro, so get off my fucking nuts.

So anyways I just recently got back to medellin after having been gone for 2 months working in the US. I had been messaging this lesbian marimacha chick that I met on a previous trip back in May while I was on my way here. It turns out she was also pregnant and I kinda have a fetish for pregnant women LOL. We then proceeded to have a BBFS session which actually was really good and exactly what I wanted just as good as the first time I saw her back in May.

Photos attached with the above post.

During this time when I left her alone in my apartment she got into my backpack and took my laptop, my tablet, and a cheap Sony cybershot camera and put them into her backpack that she had brought with her. My dumbass being too trusting didn't think to double check my backpack until after the girlfriend and I helped her down the hill and into a taxi. And when I got back I checked and of course my shit was gone.

This girl I am pretty sure works in centro in front of Botero Hotel, she is a very big girl correct? Her friend stole one of my friends cell phones and attempted to steal another friends cell phone 3 days after I warned him about her, about half the Medellin police force showed up LOL. Gang of thieves for sure.

Yes you are describing the girlfriend of the girl I was messing with. I was with the pregnant butch one that is smaller and 8 months pregnant. They were in cahoots though, it was the bigger one that showed up to "help" the pregnant one because she was complaining that she was in pain and needed help walking.

Yeah, you do not need to post any photos. In fact, please don't. I think butch, 8 months pregnant, and big says it all.

[TjBrazil]

Centro is for younger guys with Nuts to spare and money is scarce. If you're over 50, centro is a waste, since most of us aren't broke anymore. 25,50, or 100 for an hour has zero effect on my bank account. I rather go to a nicer place. I took a tour there and didn't see anything I liked. I'm sure if you walked it every night you can find diamonds but if I'm there for a week, what's the point. There are just too many options in Medellin to waste at Centro.

[JustTK]

Or other than all that BS one could just ignore the post.

You mean like you did with mine?

[LoveItHere69]

MiamiBoy1.

I do not fish in the Gustos or 200,000 COP girl arena. They simply do not exist in my world but still enjoy my once a year trek to Poblado just for viewing pleasures and simple people watching. I am not angry at any of them. Yet you have a personal hatred for Centro chicks. The only reason I can figure is that you once did Centro girls, fell in love, and got your ass burned. Now you have your nutz in a vice over it and can not get over it. 'IT" meaning she loved some druggy loser over you or something to that affect or she robbed you blind after you seeing her for weeks and you never saw it coming.

That personal hatred has to be coming from somewhere so please do tell us all so we can all piss in your bowl of Froot Loops.

[MiamiBoy1]

I have pics, trust me I have pics but why should I waste my time uploading them just impress some bytchass ninja. I don't have to show you shit bro, so get off my fucking nuts. Why you getting all mad and hating when you don't even know what tf you even talking about bro?

Last time I told you to meet me at exito Aranjuez so I could help you shut your mouth but like the little bytch you are, you were too scared to see me. I'll be back from May. July if you grow some fucking balls by then, you fucking mark.

My suggestion to you is that you shut your fucking mouth MiamiBytchBoy1.

Do you think I will be impressed? I will feel sorry for your broke ass.

I told you already, I have no business to do in your shitty barrio.

You can shove your suggestion up your ass.

[Gabacho]

What are you bragging about? Fucked some cheap ugly street hooker and creampied her? What an achievement! Obviously, you don't care about STDs LOL. How do I know she was ugly? Well, a week ago, I went to El Centro with my buddy who was in town, just to show him around. We both did not see a single girl that we would touch, let alone fuck.

52 minutes? Wow, are you setting records? LOL. BTW, how does it feel when somebody knocks on your door while you are fucking? Or knowing that someone might knock any time? LOL. Your short report has no value, and is not even entertaining to read. A bunch of acronyms, no photos of the hooker, etc. Wham bam thank you ma'am kind of report.

And watch you fucking language, dumbass.

I have pics, trust me I have pics but why should I waste my time uploading them just impress some bytchass ninja. I don't have to show you shit bro, so get off my fucking nuts. Why you getting all mad and hating when you don't even know what tf you even talking about bro?

Last time I told you to meet me at exito Aranjuez so I could help you shut your mouth but like the little bytch you are, you were too scared to see me. I'll be back from May. July if you grow some fucking balls by then, you fucking mark.

My suggestion to you is that you shut your fucking mouth MiamiBytchBoy1.

[Huacho]

Centro rats normally don't post reports because there is nothing to write about. 10-15 minute encounters at cheap hourly motels are mechanical and boring. The best reports, informative, detailed and entertaining could be found in the Seeking and So Paulo forums. The guys really put time and effort in posting them.

So you don't know shit about Centro and should STFU. What makes you think people are having "10-15 minute encounters?" And how do you know they are mechanical and boring given that you don't know shit about it? You are a walking stereotype.

[Mtndew704]

What are you bragging about? Fucked some cheap ugly street hooker and creampied her? What an achievement! Obviously, you don't care about STDs LOL. How do I know she was ugly? Well, a week ago, I went to El Centro with my buddy who was in town, just to show him around. We both did not see a single girl that we would touch, let alone fuck.

52 minutes? Wow, are you setting records? LOL. BTW, how does it feel when somebody knocks on your door while you are fucking? Or knowing that someone might knock any time? LOL. Your short report has no value, and is not even entertaining to read. A bunch of acronyms, no photos of the hooker, etc. Wham bam thank you ma'am kind of report.

And watch you fucking language, dumbass.

Why you always mad? You sound like a hater ole MB.