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03-26-23 03:08 #5696
Posts: 5428Originally Posted by Anthony2023 [View Original Post]
Elvis has an insecurity problem that is bigger than his weight problem. It's always like that. Originally, she told Elvis that if he wanted to see her, he had to give $500 a month, to cover the money she would make if she moved and took a job. Now she's dancing Salsa with the President of Colombia and turning down dates with private jet owning millionaires, just to be with a walking advertisement for Jenny Craig.
I just date normal women. They only have to be attractive to me. No Olympic champions, no Miss Colombia's, no playthings for billionaires. Just normal women.
If a woman tried to get more money from me because some guy with his own jet wanted her, I'd tell her she better give him a call. That's worse than being a cuckold. It's blackmail for simps. All she has to do is mention some guy with more money than ElSimps daddy gives him and he's opening up his wallet. Then when she decides that no amount of money is worth living with a man too fat to wipe his own ass he'll be crying again.
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03-26-23 02:17 #5695
Posts: 420What a simp LOL
Originally Posted by Elvis2008 [View Original Post]
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03-25-23 17:02 #5694
Posts: 1064Originally Posted by Anthony2023 [View Original Post]
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03-25-23 16:45 #5693
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03-25-23 16:33 #5692
Posts: 5428Originally Posted by Anthony2023 [View Original Post]
They wouldn't be so scary if they were wired through GFCIs.
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03-25-23 15:06 #5691
Posts: 3147Originally Posted by JjBee62 [View Original Post]
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As for being worthy, when you are with a woman who stops traffic and is sophisticated enough to be on the president of Colombia's arm. , it begs the question, "And what is she doing with me?" That is when the question of worthiness arises, but now I see why you do not get it given the kind of women you run with.
Originally Posted by JjBee62 [View Original Post]
Paulie says you are obsessed with this system, and you make it out to be as daunting as nuclear physics. Why? To impress people with your "solid" strata 4 girl? You pulled the same inflated image crap with Viliany's "La Qunita" hotel.
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Maybe once a week I wish there was something in Colombia I had from the USA. Outside of my gal and her daughter, my life is 99% the same in Colombia as the USA.
And I bet my gal lives better in Colombia than your "first world" lifestyle.
I am already the family provider, and marriage is the way for us to get more time together. Nothing more. My primary concern was the kind of Democratic douche judge you know and love who would void a contract and rule that my gal was entitled to half if things did not work.
As for the strip clubs, yeah, that would be a problem with your sugar baby not my gal. She has already been pursued by jet owning multi millionaires. I bet most of the women you are with have never been on a plane.
It is true that your "solid 4" SB is an upgrade from your usual, the ghetto dwelling, glue sniffers of El Centro you pay off with food stamps. But when you say guys here cannot date the elite, you are making my point. You do not think you are worthy of dating an elite woman like my gal, and I agree. You losers need to quit trying to compete with your "girlfriends" and be happy with your multiple skanks.
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03-25-23 11:23 #5690
Posts: 420Originally Posted by Gabacho [View Original Post]
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03-25-23 04:27 #5689
Posts: 15751Originally Posted by Elvis2008 [View Original Post]
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03-25-23 01:07 #5688
Posts: 5428Originally Posted by Villainy [View Original Post]
The only thing consistent about Elvis is his inconsistency.
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03-24-23 18:53 #5687
Posts: 648New Story Alert!
Originally Posted by Elvis2008 [View Original Post]Originally Posted by Elvis2008 [View Original Post]Originally Posted by Elvis2008 [View Original Post]
So which is it? Is she working now? Has she ever worked? (Other than as a hooker?) Did she lose her government job when the boss who hired her got tired of her blow-jobs?
I think your inconsistency needs an explanation, don't you think.
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03-24-23 14:59 #5686
Posts: 1064Originally Posted by JjBee62 [View Original Post]
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03-24-23 14:57 #5685
Posts: 2865Originally Posted by Elvis2008 [View Original Post]
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03-24-23 10:19 #5684
Posts: 5428Still waiting Paulie
It was a simple question. Why can't you answer it? I'll rephrase it and ask again.
According to you, I'm a horribly disfigured, unkempt wretch, who nobody could possibly bear to be around. All of that may well be true, let's assume it is. Now the question:
Why did you keep seeking my company?
You sent me a PM and wanted to meet. I didn't know who you were because you never posted. We met and had a few beers. Instead of politely making an exit so you wouldn't have to see my grotesque form or listen to my inane conversation, you asked me to accompany you to a casa. Why?
I've never known which casa it was, because I never had a desire to return. You said it was your favorite, but when we arrived there were only 3 girls and only 1 looked decent. Unfortunately the Colombian who was there before us took her. You took the average looking one then later complained about her horrible odor. Meanwhile, I turned down the only other girl, but took the 4th one who showed up. She was nothing special, but was clean and enthusiastic. Strange that with all your experience, you didn't know a casa with halfway decent women. Sorry. I got distracted.
After we parted ways, you wanted to meet up again, this time in Parque Lleras. Why? I'm so horribly disfigured I'd cause the Elephant Man to retch and listening to me is worse than fingernails on the blackboard, but you not only suggested spending the evening together, you stayed for several hours. What possessed you to waste your time with such a freak?
Up to the point where you went postal, every day you were messaging me. What was the appeal?
And it didn't end there. Once you had an excuse to send me a PM you were again messaging me every, single day. Then, after getting drugged, you made a trip to Parque Lleras, just to see me.
Please explain it. Your descriptions of me depict a freak show in a torture chamber, yet time after time you sought my companionship. After your terrible experience, of all the people you might have messaged, or called, instead you took a taxi hoping to find me. Tell me why.
You haven't seen me since I sat down to listen to your story. Therefore, I had to have been, in your eyes, a shambling, drooping, moss-headed boor before then. Why? Why? Why? Why were you not only willing, but eager to place yourself in my presence then, but now feel you must constantly expound upon my horrifying description?
Come now. With all that integrity you're overflowing with, you should have an honest answer to such a simple question.
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03-24-23 09:42 #5683
Posts: 5428Originally Posted by Elvis2008 [View Original Post]
Is dementia contagious? If so, did you catch it from Paulie, or did he catch it from you? I've been over and over that entire year, which will have ended 5 years ago in 5 days,10 times or more. Yet neither of you seem capable of remembering any of the details except it was in Colombia and a webcam model was somehow involved. The rest you just make up whatever sounds good at the moment.
Paulie keeps going on about me renting an apartment, when I didn't. He blabbers that the failed deal with the webcam model lasted a year, then I tried for another 3 months to start a webcam studio, rented another apartment and somehow managed to fit 15 months into 1 year (352 days). It doesn't even make sense. If, after a year, I had rented another apartment, which would have required a minimum of 6 months deposit, where did the money come from? I was already broke. Remember?
He says I ran the webcam model's camera, which is impossible. I was there because the model was supposed to be starting her own studio. The studio never got started, I worked for 2 other webcam studios, but there wasn't enough work, and eventually received a small payment for my time. Not enough to cover what I'd spent, but enough for a few more months.
You and Paulie constantly fantasizing about me masturbating would freak me out, except I got over any homophobia long ago. It's just strange that 2 middle aged men are always imagining me masturbating and aren't ashamed to tell the world that they can't think about me without visualizing me stroking off.
Back on subject. Sure. On March 28,2018, I was feeling low. However, on March 29 I had a job and a place to live. Within a few months I was out of debt and improving my situation. It's been almost 5 years, I've not only replaced, I've upgraded everything I had before all of that. I've recovered my losses and then some and my income is double what it was before I started.
During that year (I'll repeat what I've already stated several times because between the 2 of you, your combined IQ barely breaks 80) I met a lot of people (ISG members, expats, Colombians, business owners, plus plenty of women), I improved my Spanish from struggling to put together 3 sentences, to carrying on conversations with several people at once, and I got to know Medellin. I made friends who will last a lifetime and I made memories. So, looking back, it was an incredible journey, it cost me very little and gained me a great deal. Feeling down for a few weeks was a small price to pay.
But you can see through it if you read enough of his posts. Like I said, he had a sugar baby he stupidly called a GF, and it did not work out. I could see it a mile away. Instead of asking how I knew, he does what he always does and engages in the same narcissistic bullshit he always employs, no one can understand my life only me. You didn't understand how hot water worked, and I did not understand the strata system. Only Professor Shit for Brains knows all.
Paulie apparently didn't understand how hot water worked. I'm going from memory here, he said I didn't have the hot water turned on. Hot water isn't a service that can be turned on or off. There's either an installed heater, or there isn't. There wasn't. Fortunately, Colombia has a cheap and easy option for anyone with basic electrical skills, a showerhead heater. Works great, takes 5 minutes to install.
You clearly didn't understand the estrato system and I doubt if you understand it now. You demonstrated beyond any doubt that it was as foreign to you as finger puppets are to a snake. Remember how it's so easy to make fun of you?
Nobody CAN understand my life. There are times when even I'm scratching my head. You would have to be insane, I'm talking rubber room, strait jacket, constantly medicated, stark raving lunatic, to think you can understand another person's life, particularly someone who you've never met. Fuck, you can't even understand my relationship with my girlfriend, or the estrato system.
So Professor Shit for Brains commits to his SB he calls GF, pays for everything, and a few months after that, things do not work out. We all know damned well what happened because it has happened to all of us. He gave away his monogamy to a woman who did not earn it. Quit being such a patronizing dick and learn something for once.
But will he learn something this once? Hell, no. You can expect the 10 page War and Peace novel like he just wrote to you about his health, and what will be the theme? You do not understand, Elvis.
You apparently know damned well what happened, but I'm lost. Can you fill me in on what caused the breakup which never happened? Or just tell me why I was considering moving on.
I never had any monogamy to give away. I don't see things in that way. For example, I spent 5 years committed to a woman, yet we often swapped, or had group sex with 4 or 5 other couples, or 3 somes with another girl, every weekend. Sex is just sex. Sometimes it's great, but if your sole definition of a relationship is how often you're getting laid, it's not a relationship.
Now, did I stop seeing hookers? Yes. Did I stop trying to find new girls? Yes. I'm well past the point of needing any more Whatsapp numbers. Did I call in lawyers and start talking about marriage? No. Only an idiot would pull a woman from a third world country, give her a first world lifestyle and expect happily ever after. Check any strip club in the US and you'll find those third world ex-wives, sucking dicks for dollars. Matter of fact, a good friend of mine has introduced me to several guys she knows who married third world women (she's a third world woman herself). Every one had nothing but regrets.
All I did was decide to stay on this ride until I get tired of it. When I do, I won't cry on ISG about my ungrateful ex who I relocated to a different country. I'll just go back to whatever feels right.
By the way, you might want to check out War and Peace again. It's more than 10 pages.
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03-24-23 05:14 #5682
Posts: 420Originally Posted by Huacho [View Original Post]