Stupid shit in Medellin

[MiamiBoy1]

Says the man that met his girlfriend on an actual sugar baby website and takes care of her like one. WTF is right! I guess she got what she literally signed up for.

It doesn't matter where he met her or what she did for living before. What matters is what happens after. Is the relationship exclusive and genuine? Do they see themselves together in 5 years, 10 years, or for the rest of their lives? And it is totally fine for a man to take care of his girlfriend, wife, or his family, don't you think? You probably won't understand, because you fuck your $35 hookers, whom your call "girlfriends". BTW, what's up with this trend of calling hookers "girlfriends"? Some of you guys are being delusional, they are not your girlfriends, take the money or any benefits they got from you out of the equation and see how long this "relationship" will last. Don't tell me BS about dating or a genuine relationship with a girl who could be your granddaughter, I'm not buying it.

[Elvis 2008]

I just date normal women. They only have to be attractive to me. No Olympic champions, no Miss Colombia's, no playthings for billionaires. Just normal women.

That is not by choice, Mr. Truck Driver.

I didn't say billionaires, but all of my hotter American sugar babies have been pursued by rich people and famous athletes. If a woman is a 10, she is going to be hit on by most everyone. Duh. It is just a question of the company she is with at the time.

Pretty soon she'll have been the only Colombian to land on the moon, trip financed by the world's wealthiest men, just for the privilege of having hee smile at them. I'm pretty sure she's won at least 8 Nobel prizes and sells used panties for $3 million per pair.

You are just confirming how ugly the women you see are. A 10 gets hit on by everyone. It is obvious you have never been around one.

Elvis has an insecurity problem that is bigger than his weight problem. It's always like that. Originally, she told Elvis that if he wanted to see her, he had to give $500 a month, to cover the money she would make if she moved and took a job. Now she's dancing Salsa with the President of Colombia and turning down dates with private jet owning millionaires.

If I am the insecure one, why do you keep lying? There was no ultimatum. She was given a job in a town where it would be hard for me to see her, and she was depressed about it. I asked her how much her job was paying and covered her salary. Paying her was my idea, and this was six months after we started dating.

And you were making fun of my phrase of being worthy of a woman. Well, yeah, what guy is going to be insecure with the glue sniffer centro rats you see? OTOH, you got a woman who stops traffic and appears to be nuts about you, and it is natural to ask, "Uh, why are you interested in me?" because such a woman so often has secondary motives.

You make fun of the phrase being worthy of a woman because you have never been with a woman whose beauty and class is that intimidating.

And now you are saying you just date normal women? No shit.

But there are other guys on here who want to do better than that, and yet you are such a narcissist you cannot believe anyone could do better than you. I repeat, you are the insecure one. Narcissists like yourself cannot stand guys doing better than you.

[Elvis 2008]

I agree. One has to laugh at people who brag about how good their hooker is, on a hooker forum with other mongers..

Oh, okay, and that is not the goal? That is not winning, having all your needs sexually satisfied? I have probably said a million times guys who strive for that should have multiple women not one, because it is so rare for one woman to do it but if your goal is not to be sexually satisficed, WTF are you doing here?

Even when they do post a picture, it's usually some average woman that many mongers wouldn't be interested in because they are a dime a dozen.

At this point, there is so much jealousy I could post a pic of an unknown most beautiful women in the world, and you would be like, "Eh, she is average. " There is no way someone as arrogant as you would admit to being wrong.

And she has been called every name in the book. I say, "No, it is like this" and now I have to hear how much I constantly bring her up. LOL. The only reason guys are knocking her is they know she really is a 10 and are jealous as fuck. Unlike other guys, I have never lied about the quality of women I see.

The funny part about the hooker lingo is IMO all women have an expectation of reimbursement with sex. Why should they not want to be compensated for something of value?

IMO the only difference between a hooker and normal woman is a hooker will have sex with anyone for money.

IMO most men who are getting it "for free" are stringing the woman along with promises of a future payout. Often these guys spend huge $ on cars and clothes just to believe they are not paying for it.

And they have this fantasy land of virgins who only care for you and not money. I have never seen such a land, but I swear to God we got guys so delusional about this fantasy land of virgins, they would swear their mothers are virgins.

And it is like guys do not even get why women go with guys with money to begin with. Women seek out men with money because they are not desirable when pregnant and are basically helpless when with an infant and need a male provider.

Please show me your saintly pool of desirable virgin women who do not care about being financially cared for. And if you cannot do that, what is the point of your calling a woman seeing only one man a hooker? I mean, outside of your being an asshole?

[JjBee62]

No, you cry about getting dumped on social media to try to suck money out of people by playing the victim.

Here's the problem when you just get your information from Paulie, it's almost guaranteed to be 100% wrong. You should have picked that up after your "Paulie was the best friend ever" fiasco. I posted about the events after they happened, told the basic story on Facebook. Never asked for nor received money, just a plane ticket.

Never said I was an alpha male nor daughter was a 10. You have built so many straw men you are a fire hazard.

So I was right about the dementia? Technically you never said your old lady's daughter was a 10. You called her mother a 10, then said:

I want you to fast forward four years and imagine you are me. My gal's daughter turns 18 then. She is top of her class. She has her mother's figure and is tall and slender, and she works out 3 hours a day, and she is an art whiz and is self taught on the piano and plays very well. She wants to be a doctor and every sign says she has the smarts and work ethic to be one.

You really shouldn't make sexual comparisons between a 14 year old girl and her mother.

As for being worthy, when you are with a woman who stops traffic and is sophisticated enough to be on the president of Colombia's arm. , it begs the question, "And what is she doing with me?" That is when the question of worthiness arises, but now I see why you do not get it given the kind of women you run with.

Your old lady is a traffic cop who gave a ticket to the President of Colombia and then got a selfie with him? You did say it was a government job.

You remind me of an old friend. She was sophisticated enough to attend the Oscar's every year, with her boyfriend, a Producer. She had a 2 year old 500 SL, mink coats and a bunch of diamonds. Shortly before I met her she was Personal Assistant to one of the elitest of the elite A-List actors. Then her boss caught her dipping into his cocaine.

I never asked "what's she doing with me. " I knew then and I know now my self worth. If you can only measure your value in dollars, you have no value.

I heard of the Colombian class system when I first went to Colombia long ago. You told me nothing I did not already know. Like everything else, you state the obvious and proclaim yourself a genius. Maybe you should write 10 pages on that too.

Paulie says you are obsessed with this system, and you make it out to be as daunting as nuclear physics. Why? To impress people with your "solid" strata 4 girl? You pulled the same inflated image crap with Viliany's "La Qunita" hotel.

I did say you probably still don't understand it. Thanks for proving my point.

There are no "estrato 4" or "estrato 6" girls. The estrato system is similar to a township tax assessment. Depending on where you live in a county you pay a different tax rate. I live less than a mile from where I lived before, but I'm in a different township in a different county and pay less in taxes.

Every city in Colombia is mapped out based upon average income and assigned a rating, 1 to 6. The estrato is used to determine the subsidies applied to basic services. Things like water, gas, electricity are cheaper the lower the estrato.

There are people well below the poverty line living in estrato 6 areas, and people's with high incomes living in estrato 1 zones. Paulie or you made some comment about my girl being from Manrique or Bello and I pointed out that she lived within an estrato 4 sector of Envigado. Had I been bragging I'd have claimed she lived less than mile away in an estrato 6 area.

When you say committed, did you mean you were both in a mental institution? That is the only way the term committed makes sense.

Not for women. If she does not care that you are fucking other women, then she does not really care that much about you.

Yeah, no sane woman would ever believe you could be faithful.

I'm not limited to 2 dimensional thinking. I recognize that sex is just a biological function. We used it to greatly enhance our pleasure. Of course, someone like you with debilitating insecurity issues, could never fuck in front of 50 people, or kick back and chat with the guys while their 4 wives are busy giving your girl a birthday present (1 eating her, 1 on each breast and 1 making out with her while she fingered 2 of them). People in the swinger lifestyle laugh at people having vanilla sex. You talk about having a harem, but freak out over any of them knowing you had other women? Shit, my wife would go to the bathroom at a swingers club and come out with someone for me to fuck. I'd come home for work and she would tell me she found a unicorn and asked if she could invite her over (to swingers, a unicorn is a single, bisexual woman).

Or whatever? Why do you guys do this? Mr. E is fucking everything that walks while having a "girlfriend". Huacho has this 50 something toothless ex-ho he calls GF and you have a SB you are saying is a GF. WTF?

We do this because there are a few people, like yourself, who insists on altering reality to fit their tiny view of the world. I call her "girlfriend", which should be sufficient. What you call her is up to you.

I didn't "call them in" but why would you use lawyers? You have nothing to protect, but your fianc should to protect herself from your mountains of debt.

What debt? I don't have any significant debt, other than my car payment. At 1. 9%it just doesn't make sense to not take it. I'm also carrying a small amount at 0% for 2 years, from when I replaced my living room furniture last year. I fucked up on that one. I had 2 years to pay it, but I'll have it cleared well before 1 year is up. That's it. Pretty typical of you, making a mountain out of a molehill.

And I don't have a fiancee. That requires a commitment to marriage. That's definitely not on my agenda.

"First world lifestyle" sounds like a line you feed women in your centro dive bars.

Maybe once a week I wish there was something in Colombia I had from the USA. Outside of my gal and her daughter, my life is 99% the same in Colombia as the USA.

And I bet my gal lives better in Colombia than your "first world" lifestyle.

I am already the family provider, and marriage is the way for us to get more time together. Nothing more. My primary concern was the kind of Democratic douche judge you know and love who would void a contract and rule that my gal was entitled to half if things did not work.

As for the strip clubs, yeah, that would be a problem with your sugar baby not my gal. She has already been pursued by jet owning multi millionaires. I bet most of the women you are with have never been on a plane.

It is true that your "solid 4" SB is an upgrade from your usual, the ghetto dwelling, glue sniffers of El Centro you pay off with food stamps. But when you say guys here cannot date the elite, you are making my point. You do not think you are worthy of dating an elite woman like my gal, and I agree. You losers need to quit trying to compete with your "girlfriends" and be happy with your multiple skanks.

That's all I have time for now. Time to go to work.

$5000 per month Hahahaha.

[JjBee62]

The only thing consistent is you guys being fucking morons when it comes to money. You inflate Vi's hotel from $20 to $90. Then you brag about how little you spend on the lowlife women. "Hey, JJBee, I banged this centro wench for a $1 and a bottle of glue. " And you all are obsessed about the $4 bank fees. And somehow the most studly thing to do is mooch housing off a woman.

Of course, the Medellin morons financial advisor is Viliany, a guy bragging about his hotel and its 24 hour receptionist and hot towels. Until his government checks came in, I guess he was staying at motels with hourly rates. I guess those towels come in handy when he is looking at the Marriott beating off, "Some day, I will be staying there. Some day. ".

And V worked in the securities industries, and unless he was mopping the floors, he was vastly underqualified to work there. Anyone can look at his record on investing and see that. Last year it was commercial real estate and this year, it is the banks.

So V thinks he has me. V, why the fuck would I spend anywhere from $500 to $1000 on a plane ticket to see a woman who would be at work all day getting paid $500 a month? I made $30,000 last year just screwing around in the market part time. That is enough to support her for five years. And as stupid as the market has been lately, I expect to do even better this year.

And when I meant my gal would go to work and was talking about her coming to the USA, do you think I meant the $500 a month in Colombia or making $5000 a month in the USAA working when I was working V? Be careful. It could be a trick question.

After getting your ass kicked in the market and after being exposed as being in a La Quinta type hotel, and after Paulie made fun of you about your line about staying in the "great luxury hotels", I would think if you had any common sense or humility, you would shut the fuck up, but I know better. You are a fucking narcissist without a drop of humility in your body.

Definitely off the meds. You know it's not good for you.

Let's start with a challenge. Show me proof that you can rent a deluxe room at Hotel Dorado La 70 for $20 and I'll send you $1,000. I said I thought I had paid $90, but when I checked and posted proof, it turned out to be 483 k, about $110 on May 5, 2022. That was for a deluxe room. I also showed that the cheapest room rate for that hotel right now is $42 per night. If you choose your dates and book ahead you could get a slightly better rate, for a basic room.

It's funny that you compare it to LaQuinta. Google lists both hotels as 4 star hotels. Only problem with La Quinta in Medellin is that it's on Las Palmas, a long taxi ride to anywhere. Dorado La 70 is a short, flat walk to everything. The real surprise came when I looked at La Quinta for tomorrow night on Booking. Both 4 star, only 0. 1 better customer rating for La Quinta, but La Quinta wants $168 for a room, Dorado wants 340 k.

So you, Mr "I made $30,000 last year", the world's most savvy investor, believe, for 2 hotels which you claim are equal, it makes more sense to pay $168 per night instead of $72 per night. Or, if there was any truth to your claim that it's a $20 night room, getting a room equal to a $168 per night room is pure fucking genius.

It was fun reading through the rest of your silliness. You made $30,000 last year and when you were working you made $5,000 per month? That's big money. It's understandable why you need so many lawyers to keep her from getting half. I literally can't find a job as a truck driver that pays $5000 per month. These days, that's nearly impossible to find. About $6000 is the cheapest anyone is paying now, and those are the crappiest jobs with worn out equipment.

[JjBee62]

Lots of lower end hotels in LatAm only offer hot water at certain times of the day. They turn the central boiler off. Peru is notorious for that. I wonder if that really saves gas vs. Firing up again. Dunno. In Buenos Aires the "chinos" (smaller Asian owned grocery stores) liked to turn the refrigerators off at night, which is scary, and I also wonder if that really saves electricity. Dunno. Maybe. I had no hot water when I lived in Medellin and I got used to it. To be honest, I had never run into that before so I just "assumed" any apartment anywhere would have hot water. In Mexico and Argentina they did. Shoulda checked but did not. Here in Guate I have the "suicide shower" as we call those things, but no hot water at the sinks. I just use a little bleach when I wash dishes. But for sure in Colombia if you have an on demand system the women might cut you a deal just for the hot water.

I was in a hotel in Bogota that had a solar hot water heater. The tank would hold enough to last until 8-9 pm, after that, cold showers until after 6 am.

Same with me, when I walked through the apartment. Never thought to look for the water heater, until I moved in and took my first shower. Only the shower in the maid's nook had the "suicide shower" but it was cracked. Easy replacement, and I've done enough wiring that I wasn't worried.

Before someone complains because I mentioned "Maid's nook", it was a large, 3 bed apartment in an old building, better part of Laureles. Off the kitchen was a room, not much bigger than a closet, just enough room for a twin bed and small dresser, with its own small bathroom. The only reason it had hot water was because the breaker box was on the other side of the wall.

[Villainy]

As much as you put your jet owning multi millionaires pursued gal on a pedestal LOL, you would think you would not have a problem linking her social media or at least share a picture of this drop dead gorgeous so we could see for ourselves what you're always talking about LOL. By the way does your elite GF know you constantly talk about her on almost a daily basis on a hooker forum? LOL.

Well let's remember some of the contradictions: (Elvis wrote every one of these statements (unless it is clearly identified as my opinion)).

His hooker girlfriend is a Colombian elite. She got knocked up and the baby-daddy fled the scene.

She was never a sex worker. She was advertising her "availability" on Seeking Arrangement. (afterall, all the Colombian elites do that).

She completed her education and got a government job. Elvis is supporting her until she finds a job.

She and all her "elites" were terrified of Petro and wanted to leave the country if he was elected. She is sophisticated enough to be on the President of Colombia's arm.

She is a "10" and stops traffic. My speculation is that she stops traffic like a traffic cop so that her obese sugar-Elvis can waddle across the street.

So why is it that Elvis has never posted photos or the social media links?

1. Perhaps she is only a "10" in his imagination and if the world saw her pictures, well the lie would be uncovered.

2. Perhaps he is deathly afraid that there will be a chorus of "Oh, that is Sofia. I nailed her 2 nights running in Cartagena last summer. " Or something similar.

3. Of course, one can't discount the possibility that she is just a figment of his imagination.

[Nounce]

I agree. One has to laugh at people who brag about how good their hooker is, on a hooker forum with other mongers.

Even when they do post a picture, it's usually some average woman that many mongers wouldn't be interested in because they are a dime a dozen.

It's just a label. Elvis does not consider her a hooker. Is a woman a hooker because you are the only person ever pay for her? Even if she is a regular hooker, it's his choice, his money. Even if you think he is dumb, I have respect for his foolishness, his loyalty, and being able to withstand all the attacks here.

[Huacho]

However, in all fairness to Paulie, there is a hotel I stay at when I'm in Bogota that has a tank hot water heater that services all the rooms in the hotel and they literally do cut it on and off (to save gas I suppose). Anyways I always have to go down to the reception and ask them to turn on the hot water for me in the mornings if I want to take a shower before like 8 am when they turn it on by default. And usually by 3 pm it's turned off again. Maybe that is where he got the idea of cutting the hot water on and off.

Lots of lower end hotels in LatAm only offer hot water at certain times of the day. They turn the central boiler off. Peru is notorious for that. I wonder if that really saves gas vs. Firing up again. Dunno. In Buenos Aires the "chinos" (smaller Asian owned grocery stores) liked to turn the refrigerators off at night, which is scary, and I also wonder if that really saves electricity. Dunno. Maybe. I had no hot water when I lived in Medellin and I got used to it. To be honest, I had never run into that before so I just "assumed" any apartment anywhere would have hot water. In Mexico and Argentina they did. Shoulda checked but did not. Here in Guate I have the "suicide shower" as we call those things, but no hot water at the sinks. I just use a little bleach when I wash dishes. But for sure in Colombia if you have an on demand system the women might cut you a deal just for the hot water.

[Rocko20]

As much as you put your jet owning multi millionaires pursued gal on a pedestal LOL, you would think you would not have a problem linking her social media or at least share a picture of this drop dead gorgeous so we could see for ourselves what you're always talking about LOL. By the way does your elite GF know you constantly talk about her on almost a daily basis on a hooker forum? LOL.

I agree. One has to laugh at people who brag about how good their hooker is, on a hooker forum with other mongers.

Even when they do post a picture, it's usually some average woman that many mongers wouldn't be interested in because they are a dime a dozen.

[Huacho]

Huacho has this 50 something toothless ex-ho he calls GF

Dude, you are confusing me with someone else or are off your meds or something. I have not had or called anyone my girlfriend in years. And how would you know the dental status of anyone I am associated with? Nor have I had any lovers in their 50's since a madura I fucked for a while in Argentina 20 years ago. You're delirious. I've never, ever referred to a girlfriend on this board.

[Huacho]

Haha I seen those on TikTok or memes of people saying they don't want to risk dying by using those because I seen photos of some airbnbs even have them with the wires exposed LOL. So they're electric shower heads? Just curious, regardless anytime I stay at a Airbnb I prefer one that has a ceiling rainfall type shower. Might as well if you're paying for one.

So I live in Guatemala now and a month or so ago, my shower literally caught on fire. That's hard to do but with these shower heads, you can. Actual flames while I was showering since the wires are higher than the water. I had been smelling burnt wire for a month or so before that. Also when you touch the faucet you often get a bit of a shock. And if you want a HOT shower it will basically be a drizzle. I will say my landlords, who are the best, replaced it the very next day, with a better model but it still sucks. It will burn up again in a few years but I will be gone by then. It's quite a shock to many gringos to see these things, literally and figuratively.

[Mr Enternational]

you have a SB you are saying is a GF. WTF?

Says the man that met his girlfriend on an actual sugar baby website and takes care of her like one. WTF is right! I guess she got what she literally signed up for.

[Elvis 2008]

The only thing consistent about Elvis is his inconsistency.

The only thing consistent is you guys being fucking morons when it comes to money. You inflate Vi's hotel from $20 to $90. Then you brag about how little you spend on the lowlife women. "Hey, JJBee, I banged this centro wench for a $1 and a bottle of glue. " And you all are obsessed about the $4 bank fees. And somehow the most studly thing to do is mooch housing off a woman.

Of course, the Medellin morons financial advisor is Viliany, a guy bragging about his hotel and its 24 hour receptionist and hot towels. Until his government checks came in, I guess he was staying at motels with hourly rates. I guess those towels come in handy when he is looking at the Marriott beating off, "Some day, I will be staying there. Some day. ".

And V worked in the securities industries, and unless he was mopping the floors, he was vastly underqualified to work there. Anyone can look at his record on investing and see that. Last year it was commercial real estate and this year, it is the banks.

So V thinks he has me. V, why the fuck would I spend anywhere from $500 to $1000 on a plane ticket to see a woman who would be at work all day getting paid $500 a month? I made $30,000 last year just screwing around in the market part time. That is enough to support her for five years. And as stupid as the market has been lately, I expect to do even better this year.

And when I meant my gal would go to work and was talking about her coming to the USA, do you think I meant the $500 a month in Colombia or making $5000 a month in the USAA working when I was working V? Be careful. It could be a trick question.

After getting your ass kicked in the market and after being exposed as being in a La Quinta type hotel, and after Paulie made fun of you about your line about staying in the "great luxury hotels", I would think if you had any common sense or humility, you would shut the fuck up, but I know better. You are a fucking narcissist without a drop of humility in your body.

[JjBee62]

As much as you put your jet owning multi millionaires pursued gal on a pedestal LOL, you would think you would not have a problem linking her social media or at least share a picture of this drop dead gorgeous so we could see for ourselves what you're always talking about LOL. By the way does your elite GF know you constantly talk about her on almost a daily basis on a hooker forum? LOL.

Pretty soon she'll have been the only Colombian to land on the moon, trip financed by the world's wealthiest men, just for the privilege of having hee smile at them. I'm pretty sure she's won at least 8 Nobel prizes and sells used panties for $3 million per pair.

Elvis has an insecurity problem that is bigger than his weight problem. It's always like that. Originally, she told Elvis that if he wanted to see her, he had to give $500 a month, to cover the money she would make if she moved and took a job. Now she's dancing Salsa with the President of Colombia and turning down dates with private jet owning millionaires, just to be with a walking advertisement for Jenny Craig.

I just date normal women. They only have to be attractive to me. No Olympic champions, no Miss Colombia's, no playthings for billionaires. Just normal women.

If a woman tried to get more money from me because some guy with his own jet wanted her, I'd tell her she better give him a call. That's worse than being a cuckold. It's blackmail for simps. All she has to do is mention some guy with more money than ElSimps daddy gives him and he's opening up his wallet. Then when she decides that no amount of money is worth living with a man too fat to wipe his own ass he'll be crying again.